Rants, Raves and Opinions AKA "The Octagon"

[Admin2]

Easy simple rules.

Never double up your punctuation except when you're posting a truncated quote or you're leaving something to the readers imagination, then and only then use an ellipse, (three periods) they are not used to replace a comma.

Your / you're; easy as fucking pie. Your is possessive, "Your titties are HUGE." You're is a contraction of you are. "You're a woman with big ass titties."

There / their / they're; There is a place "I see some big titties over there." Their is possessive "Their titties are fucking huge." They're is another contraction for "they are." "Where are those huge ass titties? They're in the bathroom taking a shower."

Punctuation ALWAYS goes inside of quotation marks. "Always like this." "Never like this".

Nouns and verbs must agree in number. If the noun is singular the verb must be as well.

Punctuation short cut; Every mobile device in the fucking world is hard wired to insert a period and capitalize the following word when you double space.

These are the major offenders on this forum. If you guys stopped fucking up this shit I would have time to get an extra blowjob every week.

A2.

[Admin2]

Not exactly true, MY fucking time was wasted editing and proofing your post because you're too fucking lazy to do it.

Since you don't own the forum lets hear from the guy that does.

WHAT's GOOD;

Letter Format
1. An optional greeting, followed by a blank line.

2. Paragraphs of reasonable length, each separated by a blank line.

3. A optional salutation at the bottom, separated from the body of the report by a blank line.

Standard Punctuation
We all learned this in elementary school, and in the Forum it generally amounts to putting commas between phrases and periods at the end of sentences.

Standard Capitalization
Again, we all went to elementary school, and we all know that you should capitalize the first letter of sentences, names of people, places, streets, cities, countries, names of races and religions, etc.

You can go on to read the what's not good part. Since you have decided that making sure your posts meet the minimum standard is something you're not going to do I'll put you on permanent moderation with this flag;

Delete all posts that don't meet minimum standards.

So in the future, if you post something and don't see it on the forum it's because it was written like a second grader and I deleted it.

A2

Your awful anal about you're grammar. Them girls I was seeing told me about this post & when I seen what you wrote I just had to reply.

It always amazes me when people piss and moan about other people's writing skills, their grammar. Some of you act like you get a shooting pain in your eyes when reading something that misses punctuation marks, run on sentences or misspelled word.

There are several reasons people don't use proper grammar when talking and writing. Some are just plain dumb, not their fault. Some just don't care or may be lazy. Some people may be smart enough but were never taught. Some people may have been a little too stoned when the teaching process took place in school. I can't remember real well, but I think I may have smoked a lot of pot in high school. I kind of remember English class too. I fall under the don't give a shit, lazy and might have been stoned through high school category.

I guess my point is this, if you are searching here for future employees to write for your magazine then maybe you should be critical of people's grammatical ways. If you are here to find the best tasting, safest, hottest, best bang for your buck piece of ass, then shut the hell up and read and move to the next post. If you are smart enough to know where all the, . : ; ! & ?'s go, then you should be smart enough to understand the dumb, the uneducated, the under educated and the lazy posters here.

I seen enough of the grammar police.

BuyingSmiles.

No animals were hurt during the writing of this post. No time was wasted proof reading or editing this post.

[Tcoupe]

Nothing will change as a result of this post, but I still need to vent about postings that seem to be little more than word salad.

Sure, not everyone on here has a graduate degree in English, but some of the doltish posts I have read seem as if they are coming from first grade writers. Angry and loutish first graders, at that.

Absent or undeveloped language skills are made even worse when the posts are made via not-so-smart phones.

Is it really so painful to add punctuation on your mobile device that you must skip it altogether?

Is it truly just too much bother to break your ideas into paragraphs?

Is the difference between "your" and "you're" (not to mention the abominable "your") really so incomprehensible?

There and their, they're different!

And if I read one more sentence that includes "I seen" or "we was" or "them girls," my head may simply explode.

Thank you for listening.

Signed,

The Grammar Police.

Don't...forget...if one period...is good...three...must be...better...

I'm sure that I'm (is that right?) one of the guilty parties, grammar, spelling, and punctuation have never been my strong suite.

I sincerely apologize for all past, and future offenses.

[Member #4637]

Nothing will change as a result of this post, but I still need to vent about postings that seem to be little more than word salad.

Sure, not everyone on here has a graduate degree in English, but some of the doltish posts I have read seem as if they are coming from first grade writers. Angry and loutish first graders, at that.

Absent or undeveloped language skills are made even worse when the posts are made via not-so-smart phones.

Is it really so painful to add punctuation on your mobile device that you must skip it altogether?

Is it truly just too much bother to break your ideas into paragraphs?

Is the difference between "your" and "you're" (not to mention the abominable "your") really so incomprehensible?

There and their, they're different!

And if I read one more sentence that includes "I seen" or "we was" or "them girls," my head may simply explode.

Thank you for listening.

Signed,

The Grammar Police.

Don't...forget...if one period...is good...three...must be...better...

I sure hope you're not this hard on the providers who write their own ads. I offered to correct the spelling and grammar for one of my favorites and she let me, then reverted right back to her old language with the very next post. Glad to say her spelling doesn't get in the way of showing men a fucking great time!

[BuyingSmiles]

Nothing will change as a result of this post, but I still need to vent about postings that seem to be little more than word salad.

Sure, not everyone on here has a graduate degree in English, but some of the doltish posts I have read seem as if they are coming from first grade writers. Angry and loutish first graders, at that.

Absent or undeveloped language skills are made even worse when the posts are made via not-so-smart phones.

Is it really so painful to add punctuation on your mobile device that you must skip it altogether?

Is it truly just too much bother to break your ideas into paragraphs?

Is the difference between "your" and "you're" (not to mention the abominable "your") really so incomprehensible?

There and their, they're different!

And if I read one more sentence that includes "I seen" or "we was" or "them girls," my head may simply explode.

Thank you for listening.

Signed,

The Grammar Police.

Don't...forget...if one period...is good...three...must be...better...

Your awful anal about you're grammar. Them girls I was seeing told me about this post & when I seen what you wrote I just had to reply.

It always amazes me when people piss and moan about other people's writing skills, their grammar. Some of you act like you get a shooting pain in your eyes when reading something that misses punctuation marks, run on sentences or misspelled word.

There are several reasons people don't use proper grammar when talking and writing. Some are just plain dumb, not their fault. Some just don't care or may be lazy. Some people may be smart enough but were never taught. Some people may have been a little too stoned when the teaching process took place in school. I can't remember real well, but I think I may have smoked a lot of pot in high school. I kind of remember English class too. I fall under the don't give a shit, lazy and might have been stoned through high school category.

I guess my point is this, if you are searching here for future employees to write for your magazine then maybe you should be critical of people's grammatical ways. If you are here to find the best tasting, safest, hottest, best bang for your buck piece of ass, then shut the hell up and read and move to the next post. If you are smart enough to know where all the, . : ; ! & ?'s go, then you should be smart enough to understand the dumb, the uneducated, the under educated and the lazy posters here.

I seen enough of the grammar police.

BuyingSmiles.

No animals were hurt during the writing of this post. No time was wasted proof reading or editing this post.

[ItsTimeToEat]

Because periods here are a bad thing...

[Festellung]

Nothing will change as a result of this post, but I still need to vent about postings that seem to be little more than word salad.

Sure, not everyone on here has a graduate degree in English, but some of the doltish posts I have read seem as if they are coming from first grade writers. Angry and loutish first graders, at that.

Absent or undeveloped language skills are made even worse when the posts are made via not-so-smart phones.

Is it really so painful to add punctuation on your mobile device that you must skip it altogether?

Is it truly just too much bother to break your ideas into paragraphs?

Is the difference between "your" and "you're" (not to mention the abominable "your") really so incomprehensible?

There and their, they're different!

And if I read one more sentence that includes "I seen" or "we was" or "them girls," my head may simply explode.

Thank you for listening.

Signed,

The Grammar Police.

Don't...forget...if one period...is good...three...must be...better...

[Utr In Ohio]

Delusional is what I'm thinking.

Here it is.

[Glockman]

The final Glockshot of Ally for the Octagon, for her fans and detractors alike. If you want to see more, check out the Memphis board from time to time. If you don't want to see more, well, you also know what you don't have to do.

[Ancvz]

Delusional is what I'm thinking.

A2 - surely you aren't making a reference to everyone's latest punching bag?!

The pics don't back up the trash talk, that's for sure.

Unless yer referencing something else entirely, at which point I'll just go back to my corner and wish I was down there at the mansion.

[Admin2]

Delusional is what I'm thinking.

[Glockman]

The moment you have all been waiting for, more pics of Ally. I know, because I have already gotten hate mail from the prior photo that I posted, of which I have responded appropriately. When I first started posting on the Octagon, I extended an open invitation to the Cincinnati ladies to come to Memphis and get in front of my camera. Sinful Dreams was the only lady who really responded. I missed her the first time she came to Memphis because I was out of the Country. This last time, I only had a six hour window of opportunity to meet her last Thursday. She busted her ass to get up at 5:00 am and drive from Chattanooga to get to Memphis by 1:00 pm. I opted for two hours and even went over the time limit with no complaints from Ally. Took lots of photo and was pleased with the few restrictions that she placed on my posting. As I mentioned earlier, she took good care of little junior. She is not for everyone and doesn't claim to be. Here are a couple of more shots for the Octagon.

[MassageFreak]

Where's the like button?

Reading your insult to the girls currently advertising...thinking, * are you drunk, high or both?

.

[Utr In Ohio]

Reading your insult to the girls currently advertising...thinking, * are you drunk, high or both?

[Todd Cincy]

I haven't used his service for a few years; but I was pleased with his professionalism and honesty in the past. He has been around for a while and obviously knows what he's doing.

Buddah is a great guy and a man you can trust. End of story!

Is anyone else sick of reading about me instead of the girls?

Let's change the subject.

Hobby often and Safe.

Buddah.