Massage Parlor Reports

[Ampboner]

Be in Detroit for a long weekend, like to find a AMP, or AMPs. Don't want to hit, miss, on my own. Can someone help me? Thanks and stay safe my friends.

Toronto is your best bet and they are legal.

[Ampboner]

Detroit used to be a nice place with a few nice AMP's. I travel a lot to Chicago and end up spending my money there. It is a bit more expensive, but I get the bare minimum standard.

1. The AMP is clean. TS is offered and the girl gives your TS (NOT MMS).

2. The girl is at least a 6 on a scale of 1-10 and is younger than 40.

3. Decent massage is offered.

4. Good amount of roaming is allowed.

In the last few weeks, I have been to Chinese Massage, M1, Oriental and the one on Wayne Road. Not one has been able to offer these basic standards for an AMP. Am I missing some hidden gems in this area?

Not missing anything. Times have changed. It's not the 1990's any more.

[DarkSideOfMe]

Be in Detroit for a long weekend, like to find a AMP, or AMPs. Don't want to hit, miss, on my own. Can someone help me? Thanks and stay safe my friends.

[IinTooDeep]

I think "Tina" is probably the one I reviewed whose name I thought was "Kila.".

So there's four that work there? Amy, Betty, Tina / Kila, and another one? That's a 1 in 4 chance of getting hot Betty. Maybe I will try Candy at Van Dyke spa next. Where exactly is it?

[Jd1234]

Detroit used to be a nice place with a few nice AMP's. I travel a lot to Chicago and end up spending my money there. It is a bit more expensive, but I get the bare minimum standard.

1. The AMP is clean. TS is offered and the girl gives your TS (NOT MMS).

2. The girl is at least a 6 on a scale of 1-10 and is younger than 40.

3. Decent massage is offered.

4. Good amount of roaming is allowed.

In the last few weeks, I have been to Chinese Massage, M1, Oriental and the one on Wayne Road. Not one has been able to offer these basic standards for an AMP. Am I missing some hidden gems in this area?

[LoVecchio]

Never mind then, maybe they're different people...

I think "Tina" is probably the one I reviewed whose name I thought was "Kila.".

[IinTooDeep]

I'm pretty sure she said Tina. She's a little chubby with big boops and lifted her top after the flip. And I noticed her arms were not muscular but kind of flabby. Again, she's not fat just a little chubby.

Never mind then, maybe they're different people...

[AirTouchOne]

Did she have straight long black hair? I'm beginning to think Tina and Amy are the same person.

I'm pretty sure she said Tina. She's a little chubby with big boops and lifted her top after the flip. And I noticed her arms were not muscular but kind of flabby. Again, she's not fat just a little chubby.

[Member #4612]

I have been here in a while but the last time I went there It was a gal that I really didn't want and asked If Lisa / CiCi was available. Well, the first thing she did was grab the boys and said she can take care of me. I stood my ground and she went and got her. Needless to say, I don't think I can have a good time if I'm not attracked to her. Hopefully, they didn't think I was some kind of A-Hole and besides isn't the customer always right..within reason of course!!

Meena can be very forceful. Wayda Go! You were probably trying to avoid Cindy. Meena pushed her on me once. I opted for the shower to see if I would be getting at least a little action. Cindy is very reserved although gives a good shower, massage and decent HJ. No roaming. Cici has been away and I'm afraid she might not be back. Lisa is the youngest and best of the talent remaining. I talked her into letting me massage her the last time I saw her. Great little body. Couldn't get her to take off the yoga pants though I did get her to slide them down to reveal her tiny thong.

[IinTooDeep]

I decided to check this place out yesterday and got Tina..I think that's what she said. Her English wasn't very good. My one hour massage was ok but not as good as Van Dyke Spa. Tina was about average looking but she wouldn't be my first choice, a bit chunky but not terrible chunky & had pretty big hooters for an Asian her size. I was able to roam at will & exposed the puppies during the HE.

The damage was .70 plus .40 tip for the hour. I would repeat but with some one different. While walking out I did see 2 other ladies. One was just ok but the other looked a whole lot better which is the one I want to visit next time. As of now, my favorite would still be VAn Dyke with Candy!

Did she have straight long black hair? I'm beginning to think Tina and Amy are the same person.

[AirTouchOne]

I decided to check this place out yesterday and got Tina..I think that's what she said. Her English wasn't very good. My one hour massage was ok but not as good as Van Dyke Spa. Tina was about average looking but she wouldn't be my first choice, a bit chunky but not terrible chunky & had pretty big hooters for an Asian her size. I was able to roam at will & exposed the puppies during the HE.

The damage was .70 plus .40 tip for the hour. I would repeat but with some one different. While walking out I did see 2 other ladies. One was just ok but the other looked a whole lot better which is the one I want to visit next time. As of now, my favorite would still be VAn Dyke with Candy!

[IinTooDeep]

Long time lurker, finally signed up so I can PIF. Am new to the game, have learnt a lot from the forum, so thank you!

Anyway, on to my first review. Visited the AMP on wayne / joy recently. The sign wasn't lit and I thought the place was closed. Walked up to have a closer look and someone opened the door. Was hoping for Betty after all the nice feedback here. Sadly, no such luck. Got Amy, mid-30's and beat up. "Betty busy" she said "I better than betty"! I had seen a younger girl on the way in, didn't get a good look at her face though. Amy's face is not much to look at, nice chest though, and long straight hair. Said she had just come from NYC a week ago. She had the muffin top thing going on, spilling out of pants that were 2 sizes smaller Major turn off. I had half a mind of just walking out but remembered I got to TOFTT, so decided to stick it out (don't think Amy had been reviewed on here at that point). She asked for .70 upfront, took the cash and went to the register, while I undressed. She returned a few minutes later and asked me to lie face down and draped me with a towel. Uh oh I thought, no extras. She proceeded to give a nice hard massage so I figured it wasn't a complete loss after all. Tried rubbing her leg after some time (thank you forum!) but she wasn't too much into it. I could see the writing on the wall by now. True TOFTT I said to myself. Then about half an hour in, she started with the fingertips running up and down my legs and taint. I flipped and she made the universal sign for HJ holding up 4 fingers. Ok, anything for the team right? Out came the pups, nice natural large be's or small see's I'd say. HJ was mechanical, wasn't getting me anywhere. I asked if she would lose the top but she shook her head vigorously. Great I thought, there's going to be burn marks by the time this is over. Eventually started getting me there, I asked her to slow down but no. I was allowed to roam, but I could tell she wanted to get it over with. Had a tissue ready to catch my deposit, followed by cleanup with a hot moist towel. Oh BTW, she left the room about 3-4 times as the bell kept ringing. Another 10 minutes of massage and she said time was up. Was dressed and out of there in 45 minutes. WTF! I think I got about 35 minutes of actual rub time. All in all not the best experience, but I'm curious to see what this Betty has got to offer. Any tips on how to score with her? Should I call ahead and ask for her or is it just the luck of the draw with whoever opens the door? I can't keep flushing my money like this too often, would be nice to have some more certainty...

Anyway, thanks for all the reports guys, I don't think I would have gotten anywhere in the game if I hadn't stumbled upon this forum!

[Member #4612]

It's not legal, this place has been shut down a few times. Escorting with a license is legal.

They weren't "shut down", they moved to a better location. Windsor LEO doesn't bother anyone that operates within the designated zone.

[Member #4612]

It's not legal, this place has been shut down a few times. Escorting with a license is legal.

To make things clear...

Prostitution in Canada is legal as there are no laws prohibiting the exchange of sex for money. On the 20th December 2013, the Supreme Court of Canada found the laws prohibiting brothels, public communication for the purpose of prostitution, and living on the profits of prostitution to be unconstitutional. The ruling gives the Canadian parliament 12 months to rewrite the prostitution laws; in the meantime, anti-prostitution laws will continue to be enforced.[1]

[AirTouchOne]

Stopped in around Noon last Thursday. Mina or Meena greeted me at the door. Hoping she was the mamasan but no such luck. Face was hit with a truck. Age prolly 60+. Others have done better. When leaving saw an attractive thirty something gal. 100 for he total. Got full hour and decent but not great massage.

I have been here in a while but the last time I went there It was a gal that I really didn't want and asked If Lisa / CiCi was available. Well, the first thing she did was grab the boys and said she can take care of me. I stood my ground and she went and got her. Needless to say, I don't think I can have a good time if I'm not attracked to her. Hopefully, they didn't think I was some kind of A-Hole and besides isn't the customer always right..within reason of course!!