Escort Reviews

[Thwack]

Li'l Sexy Me.

General area of town: North, outside the beltway.

She advertises here.

Pics Accurate? Accurate and recent.

Boobs: Beautiful, baseball-sized implants.

Ass: nice, thinner than I usually prefer, but amazingly soft and sweet.

General body type: not fat in any way. Perhaps the most petite woman I've had in years.

Ease of Contact: Easy to arrange by text and phone call. She answers her own phone and gives excellent directions.

Was the incall clean? Yes. It was a private residence and it was clean and nice. Someone else said it wasn't, but I disagree with my friend in that respect. There was nothing wrong. I did not smell smoke, and I don't know if she smoked or not before I got there.

Did you "do it" on the top cover (the same place the last 40 guys came)? No, she pulled back the sheets on a queen-sized bed with big, fluffy pillows.

Cleanliness of girl: She was freshly showered. Her hair was done. Although there was not makeup or perfume to rub off, she was immaculately clean in every respect, and I put my tongue in every place it would go.

Attitude: She was very friendly and open. She has a confidence that some younger women lack. Perhaps it was just that we "clicked," and your experience might differ from mine, but I believe she really enjoys her work. She's certainly very good at it.

MENU: BBBJCIM, DT, CFS all positions, greek, cuddling, DFK, MSOG. Did I mention kissing? She's a great kisser!

Overall pros: Smooth skin, great attitude, fantastic skills, Greek, impeccably clean.

Recommend to others: Yes. I already have.

Donation: $ for a half, $.7 for a whole.

[TBoned]

I finally got the opportunity to visit her in her NKY location a few weeks ago for her oral services. It was nothing like she describes in her ad, maybe I should have reminded her what her as said before proceeding. It was just the basic service with spit, which I'm sure I could have received the same service from a SW for a lot less. Other than the basic service she seemed to be a decent person and the location was decent as well.

[SoftailHarley]

I had the pleasure of visiting with Ms. Sydney on Tuesday (1/21), snow storm and all. The visit was super, Ms. Moore radiates sensuality, charm, and friendliness. The tone was set with a greeting in very appealing lingerie, followed by pleasant conversation, soft lips, great foreplay and wonderful sex. If you have not visited Ms. Sydney shame on you. Her pictures intentionally leave a lot to the imagination, but if I were her I would not want them in cyberworld either. You won't be disappointed with how see looks or how she acts- this is not the type of lady who thinks the parking lot of a tavern is romantic so don't expect low life treatment and don't act like a low life either.

[Tcoupe]

Ass Crack or Crack Cocaine? Crack that you smoke has a very slight chemical smell (for lack of better description) when burned. This is second time I have seen someone refer to a SP as smelling like Crack. In my experience one does smell of crack after smoking it. One however can smell like Ass Crack when not properly wiping or showering after taking a shit. I say if it was not shit you smelled it must have been something other than Crack Cocaine.

One of my buddies big brothers back in the day, had me save my cig ashes to smoke crack on a pop can, (I watched, but did not partake, cracks and meffs never sounded like a good idea to me, or h) anyway, after smoking a rock about the diameter of a nickle, he was bugged out and leaned in tho ask me something, I could smell it on his breath. It smelled like a mix of good coke in the bag (not finger nail Polish remover) and burnt wire (fried electronics), so I can see smelling it on someone if they had been blasting away in a car or small space.

[Gunman2013]

I can't say that I had that experience with her. Mine was pretty good. Sorry it went pear shaped on you. I'm planning on seeing her again. I'll report back. It's always going to be YMMV. Can't say that I would know what crack smelled like if I fell in it.

It has that starter fluid ether smell I guess from when they smoke it.

[Kasai]

Had the day off yesterday and decided, after a lot of research and lurking on this forum to pop my provider cherry with Nattigfe. Communication was a snap and she replied to texts almost immediately. Her incall location is in a safe part of nky. No sign of LEO anywhere.

She is the girl in the pictures, but they really don't do her justice. Her place is a bit messy and she's a smoker. That didn't bother me at all. Started out with some kissing and moved to a really good BBBJ. After enjoying that, we moved to cfs; we didn't do anything too wild (although I'm sure other non Greek items were on the menu). We then finished with another good BBBJ.

Overall, I had a really good time with a sweet girl. I would recommend her to those of you who haven't tried.

[TriOval]

Provider: Daddysgirl69 (Anna).

Date: 1/20/14.

Donation: 120 + 20 + lingerie / hour.

Contact: text msg 513-485-1293.

Incall: Her bleak apartment, safe on street parking. She only has a blow up bed on the floor, and I knew this going in. She is a smoker, but will refrain during session. If you fold your stuff neatly, residual smoke smell is minimal, but is present. She actually airs the room out for me prior, weather permitting.

Appearance: clean and fresh, hair in ponytail (as I had requested) She changed into the outfit that I brought. Her pictures ARE 100% accurate, and recent as they are taken in her apartment, where she has only lived briefly.

Attitude: She was all smiles and bounced over to greet me in her new undies. She looked so cute.

My dream was awesome, she smothered me in soft sweet kisses and we played games for the entire hour, and she took directions very well. I had NO cleanliness issues with her at all, and she was delicious.

I will repeat, and repeat.

[ItsTimeToEat]

That was the Gold Standard for reviews my friend...

[Almost Burned]

Ok well I should have listened but anyway, I called setup was easy but she told me that I would need to pay in advance so she could keep the room. I meet her in front of a local hotel she got in the car and smelled like crack and was jumpy told me to give her the money then pull around back. By this time I was a little nervous so I said to her sorry but I don't like this situation so I think I am just going to leave. She would get out of the car keep saying I got her in trouble yada yada I finally had to say look just get the fuck out! Long story short I should have listened to those who warned me. I know some of you have had a good experience I have not so with that I am off happy hunting!

I can't say that I had that experience with her. Mine was pretty good. Sorry it went pear shaped on you. I'm planning on seeing her again. I'll report back. It's always going to be YMMV. Can't say that I would know what crack smelled like if I fell in it.

[SlideWay69]

Anyone been to see Crissee at her new west side location? I saw her a couple of times at her old hotel near downtown, but wondered how people felt about her new place. Thanks in advance.

I saw her at the new place about a week ago. It's not very hard to find. About ten minutes off of the highway in western hills. I don't know Cincinnati that well so I would be leery about late night visits. It is in an apartment complex. I will go see her again there, because she still has good skills.

[Member #4637]

[QUOTE=Gatty23;1987202]I don't usualy visit unreviewed girls (warning #1), but I figured it was about time I TOFTT and at $40/ hhr, how bad could it be? I spotted Jazzy on aNotheR site that I don't really use. (warning #2). I also rarely give an extended review, but this has to be reported.


Thanks for the warning, friend. Unreviewed no more!

[Gatty23]

Ok well I should have listened but anyway, I called setup was easy but she told me that I would need to pay in advance so she could keep the room. I meet her in front of a local hotel she got in the car and smelled like crack and was jumpy told me to give her the money then pull around back. By this time I was a little nervous so I said to her sorry but I don't like this situation so I think I am just going to leave. She would get out of the car keep saying I got her in trouble yada yada I finally had to say look just get the fuck out! Long story short I should have listened to those who warned me. I know some of you have had a good experience I have not so with that I am off happy hunting!

What a shame, she was pretty good with definitely a cute, tight body when I saw her. Not outstanding but worth the price. She was a little antsy, but I wouldn't have said out it. I hope she can get clean and maybe leave the business for at least a while. Sty safe.

[SilkyWetness]

I finally get to write my first review. Been sitting back quietly researching and took the leap with Silk. What a wonderful woman. Made me feel very comfortable and took my hobby virginity. Can't wait to see her again. Very easy setup. Met up at her incall location. I had a great time and I hope she did as well. Can not wait to repeat.

Thank you sweetness my personal time was fantastic you made my body shake and shiver in ways I haven't since I was 18 mmhm can't wait to see you again.

[Gatty23]

I don't usualy visit unreviewed girls (warning #1), but I figured it was about time I TOFTT and at $40/ hhr, how bad could it be? I spotted Jazzy on aNotheR site that I don't really use. (warning #2). I also rarely give an extended review, but this has to be reported.

Setup: Standard 27 text messages over two nights (she canceled night #1). After a certain number of texts I usually bag it and look elsewhere (warning #3). NOTE to Hot Squirt: we've been texting for what seems like weeks, but don't worry I'm sure you'll be extraordinary when time, weather, location and even the stars all align. I'll be waithing.

Location: residential area near finneytown. Quiet, easy to get to. House was messy but ok.

Arrival: She opened the door in t-shirt and shorts, said Hi and hustled me upstairs with no other discussion. I might have heard a baby in another room but wasn't sure. (warning #4).

Smoker: she's a non-smoker but the house was pretty bad.

Pics: Her pics in the ad were accurate but old. She looked much more rough in person.

Date: (Guys, don't stop reading yet) I started by asking if I could do "the checks: and she looked puzzled. When I felt her, she assured me she didn't have a package down there. That's why she looked puzzled. She didn't know about checks and thought I was checking for a TS. (warning #5 and it gets better! I mentioned that she looked like she was new to the business and she said she had been doing for a while but had taken a break till recently. I remembered her first ad was 11 months ago. She took off her pants and had a nice butt. I tried for some DFK but got POC (peck on cheek) instead. (warning # 6) I quit paying attention to other warnings and concentrated on reality. We got into bed and I took off her bra. She said she was 40 DD and was pretty much right, except they were headed to being 40 Longs so I couldn't compare them to Summer or Sandy's beauty's (the gold standard for DDs). I also saw some big time baby damage. Now things added up: 11 month break, baby sounds, flabby belly, suddenly saggy boobs. I wonder what she's been up to? When she laid down, I started with her boobs which had pretty much disappeared to her sides. She said she liked DATY so I gave it a try. Tasty, but a little too tasty. I included FIV. Then two and could've done 3 or 4 and still had room to move them around. She seemed to get off and she probably did because I figured she was too lazy to bother faking. Then I asked for my turn and she gave me an unbelievable BBBJNIM. That's not a typo, and before you go to the Abbreviations, I'll explain. I've been having sex for over 40 years. I've been with virgins, experienced girlfriends, providers and some I really don't want to think about (college binges). I've had great BBBJ (thanks felicia), really good ones (thanks to a bunch of providers), and some not so good ones. NEVER have I had a BBBJ NOT IN MOUTH! Yes, unbelievable. She simply squeezed it and rubbed it around her face. She would occasionally spit on it for lube. I suggested FS, and she asked if I a condom (sounded like she didn't). I passed knowing it wouldn't work at this point even though it would have been easy in, easy out. After a while I took over myself while putting fingers back in "her cave", and I actually got off while she moved away to not get anything on her.

Now, you are probably figuring "at least mission accomplished", but there's even more.

Rush. Non rush: She wasn't a clock watcher. No, after about ten minutes, she stopped everything and asked haw long I wanted. She then got up, and set the alarm on her phone. Turns out, she was a clock listener!

Finish: This might have been the best, or at least the most unique part. After I came, she jumped out of bed and got dressed. She didn't offer a towel, kleenex, or wipe. I cleaned up with one of my socks. It still gets better!

Payment: No upsell or begging for more money. I handed her 2 twenty's and turned to leave. But when I looked back, she was holding the bills up to the light to make sure they were real!

She headed downstairs and I followed. She opened the door and stood behind it, said goodnight and I hustled out.

As always, YMMV but my guess is that your engine is more likely to die.

[BuyingSmiles]

Ok well I should have listened but anyway, I called setup was easy but she told me that I would need to pay in advance so she could keep the room. I meet her in front of a local hotel she got in the car and smelled like crack and was jumpy told me to give her the money then pull around back. By this time I was a little nervous so I said to her sorry but I don't like this situation so I think I am just going to leave. She would get out of the car keep saying I got her in trouble yada yada I finally had to say look just get the fuck out! Long story short I should have listened to those who warned me. I know some of you have had a good experience I have not so with that I am off happy hunting!

Ass Crack or Crack Cocaine? Crack that you smoke has a very slight chemical smell (for lack of better description) when burned. This is second time I have seen someone refer to a SP as smelling like Crack. In my experience one does smell of crack after smoking it. One however can smell like Ass Crack when not properly wiping or showering after taking a shit. I say if it was not shit you smelled it must have been something other than Crack Cocaine.