Massage Parlor Reports

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

I looked and could not find anything on the smiley face lady. Responded to her ad and got an email back asking for 120-150 depending on where I lived, which I told her (not exactly but close enough) in my initial contact in an effort to reduce the back and forth. She did send a pic of her face looks good but like most older providers, shit, internet women for that matter, it's probably a few years old whe. She was in better condition.

Don't need another Addy situation.

Here is my review. I hope it helps. And You are correct, my good sir: Internet pics can be deceiving.

JaguarXF.

Tarina. Independent Rub gal from Tavares. Saw her about two weeks ago. Seen her ad before. I believe she has been reviewed here fairly recently. She is probably the lady in the BP photo.

The Good: Body: 9.5/10 on MILF scale. Incredible body. She was dressed very nice. Well tanned. Only one small tat on her right hip.

The Bad: Total Control freak! She would not stop talking. She HAD to be in control. We sat and talked for 30 fucking minutes before we got started. It was like I was being interrogated. Rules, rules, rules. She said she had walked out on guys that did not follow her rules. She had the potential of becoming a real beeatch if you said anything to set her off. Tarina became VERY defensive if you contradicted anything she said. Seriously, I could not get her to STFU! She asked more questions than a Senate Sub-Committee. She said she wanted to "feel comfortable" with me. I felt like telling her, that if she wanted to feel more comfortable with The Jag, then, STFU and take your fucking clothes off! She also had too much perfume / hair spray.

The Ugly: Not an attractive gal. Sorry, but I just have to call it as I see it. She is not totally unattractive, but, she does not fit The Jag's definition of attractive. Some guys may like her face. YMMV. Perhaps that is why she that that stupid smiley face covering up her face in her ad. She may also have an issue with alcohol. Her breath smelled like liquor and she had that look of a woman who drinks frequently.

Long story short: She got in the bed got naked. Began the rub. She was all over me. But, still would not shut her mouth. She rubbed my cock against her clit and got herself off in a series of multi-chain orgasms that was pretty intense. In spite of her nagging BS she had a great series of orgasms on my cock head. She talked dirty and told me to fuck her clit with my cock many times while she orgasmed. I sucked her tits. NO DATY. I did not even try. Her Vag had a small "Bush" on it but still appeared to have a nice aroma. Overall, she really ruined the mood with her questions. I was not really into the session, other than when she rubbed my cock over her pussy and clit. Tarina even has a "nickname" for her pussy. PM for that. LOL. She did an HE and I came on her tits and stomach, even though she told me she did not want cum on her body (tough shit, lady. You're on The Jag's dime!) Then she kept calling me for the next two days asking me if I wanted to make another appointment. I told her to stop calling me. She finally did.

Gentlemen, The Jag will definitely NOT repeat.

125/ hour. http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...image=9475572..

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Look like she is changing her business model. Her sister is hot and does topless and naked massages. Been to see Lilyana a few times in the past 2 years and she is very professional but never disrobed or let too much roaming occur. When she started the HJ she allowed touching of her legs and ass but that was as much privilege as I ever got. She can also be very curt on the phone which was never a plus for me. Guess she is in a relationship and the BF does not want her doing anything sexual. I think her business may be affected since we all go for that great HE.

Thanks Brevard Newbie. Yes, I was able to finally speak to her late Friday. She was very sweet and nice on the phone. She is a personal trainer too. She said her BF is 6 feet tall and is a bodybuilder. They train people at the gym she works out at. She also has a regular job. She said she works out of her condo but that her and I would be alone during the massage. I told her if her BF came home it would make me uncomfortable. She said her BF is never around when she does massage therapy and not to worry.

She also said that I could be partially draped and that she would be totally cool with it. I had told her, over the phone, that I wanted a small bath towel to cover my throbbing prick (though I did not exactly say it in that manner LOL) while she performs the massage and I gaze at her ass.

Gentlemen, this girl is hot. I have to make a road trip to Palm Bay to check her out.

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

I had a few options, Luxsa for example who I've been wanting to stop by at and Natalie has been awesome on the phone, I just never seem to get to their side of town, but I was working near 50 and downtown last week so I decided to stop in.

What a mistake. It all started off great, was greeted by a very attractive lady dressed in a sexy little dress & that's all I can really comment on is her appearance. She had a gorgeous body, beautiful face, awesome tits and ass. But the service was all upsell, rules up the ass (don't touch here, don't grab that, no DATY), and literally no bang for your buck. I should have gone to even International Therapy although I vowed to never go back due to the looney therapist, but at least I would leave there feeling great from a real massage.

No USA rate, upsell, upsell, upsell, door fee. I've been to Park Ave and highly recommend it when compared to Invigor8, ask for Alexa, she's cool with negotiations, isn't a germophobe to the point it ruins the mood, and also has an incredibly sexy body.

I know Jag has had great experiences with some of the girls at this place and it's the reason I gave it a chance but I feel burned and its probly cured my itch to blow cash with providers for a month or two LOL. The funny things is I'm OK with a little robotic service and germophobes (if the price reflects this kind of service ie: East Orlando Ali).

Seniors email for more details, new guys, don't waste your time if you're looking for the best possible scenario, I'll never go back.

I-8 has gone downhill after Jasmin and Natalie left. Like our other brother said, the good ones have left the building. However, I did fuck Jenna not too long ago and I posted a review of her. She was not GFE. Jenna was strictly business. But she was a hot little fuck and I got my Jag money's worth. That may be the one that you read which served as the genesis of your visit there. Lynn / Kimberly needs to get things right over at I-8, or, she will have to close it down like she did the Blue Moon Spa.

I have Jasmins and Natalie's cell phone numbers. You are a revered SM. PM me and I provide them to you.

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

What was the damage may I ask. Also, is there any chance for FS there?

YYZ.

I had an incredible threesome fuckfest with two lovely ladies at PAS not too long ago. The girls were Alexa and another Latina, there that has not yet been reviewed. She is UTR, if you will.

It was a fucking porn movie. We should have filmed our session. Seriously, these girls do it all, but it was NOT cheap. Coin is at least 300 dollars and they will give you a discount if you do two girls at the same time.

My session with Alexa and the other lovely Latina (who I can't mention here because that will blow my cover) was 45 minutes of an unrushed fuckfest that The Jag thoroughly enjoyed. Simply amazing. Dual DATY, Alexa doing DATY on the other Latina too, BBBJ, mutual DFK kissing. I fucked both of these Latinas hard and fast. Alexa loves to be spanked while you pound her K9. Their menu was more like a smorgasbord of sexual depravity that was reminiscent of the days of Caligula (except in this case, there was no incest and all participants were well over the age of 21). I will be posting my review today.

Will and have repeated many times. I should get my VIP card like the one Natasha gave me at Luxsa.

JaguarXF.

[Falstaff1]

I looked and could not find anything on the smiley face lady. Responded to her ad and got an email back asking for 120-150 depending on where I lived, which I told her (not exactly but close enough) in my initial contact in an effort to reduce the back and forth. She did send a pic of her face looks good but like most older providers, shit, internet women for that matter, it's probably a few years old whe. She was in better condition.

Don't need another Addy situation.

[Member #4850]

Hey JagX, I actually have some intel on this woman. About 3 years ago (for my birthday) I went and seen her for the first time. This was actually my first massage experience ever. This girl is responsible for putting me on, if you will, to body-rubs / massages. Like someone said in a previous post, Lilyana is a certified massage therapist and is very very good at what she does. When I went to see her, she had been licensed for maybe 4 to 5 years. To this day, I have never received a better massage than the one I received from her. I know there will be non-believers, but me and Lilyana had a little thing for each other. I've read reviews on her and the most people seemed to get (at that time) from her was topless / nude with HJ HE (upsell of course). I got a discount from her for topless w / HE during my first experience. Anywho, we texted a little bit and actually setup a date afterwards. Her, her sister and I went to a fair together. If any SM are interested in knowing what happened, PM me for details. But like I said before, I think she is normally a legit provider. She is well known for being very FLAKY, however! I've tried contacting her in the past (after the date) and she hardly ever responds. The last time I did talk to her was probably a year ago, and she told me she had a BF and doesn't do the things she used to do in the past. I tried setting up an appointment with her but she never texted back. Occasionally, I'll shoot her a text here and there but she never responds.

I have been trying to reach this gal for 3 days now. She is fucking hot and looks to be a perfect Latina co-ed. Unfortunately, when I called her number it went to VM with some asshole in the background talking Spanish and I never heard a female voice. She texted me back immediately and said she was busy and to text her with an appointment time, etc. I texted her back and asked her to call me when she gets a chance. We then exchanged a few more texts and tentatively made an appointment for 1-17-2014 (today) at 5 pm. I told her that I wanted to speak with her on the phone prior to seeing her. She texted me back and said ok.

Long story short. She said she was going to call me this morning at 930. I never heard from her. I texted her and called her at 11:00 am and have not heard back.

Gentlemen, she is fucking hot looking. But Jag's spidey senses smells a B&S and possible BF issues. Of course, anyone who has Intel, please expound.

JaguarXF.

http://spacecoast.backpage.com/BodyR...&image=9430202

[Falstaff1]

I think the good ones have left the building.

I had a few options, Luxsa for example who I've been wanting to stop by at and Natalie has been awesome on the phone, I just never seem to get to their side of town, but I was working near 50 and downtown last week so I decided to stop in.

What a mistake. It all started off great, was greeted by a very attractive lady dressed in a sexy little dress & that's all I can really comment on is her appearance. She had a gorgeous body, beautiful face, awesome tits and ass. But the service was all upsell, rules up the ass (don't touch here, don't grab that, no DATY), and literally no bang for your buck. I should have gone to even International Therapy although I vowed to never go back due to the looney therapist, but at least I would leave there feeling great from a real massage.

No USA rate, upsell, upsell, upsell, door fee. I've been to Park Ave and highly recommend it when compared to Invigor8, ask for Alexa, she's cool with negotiations, isn't a germophobe to the point it ruins the mood, and also has an incredibly sexy body.

I know Jag has had great experiences with some of the girls at this place and it's the reason I gave it a chance but I feel burned and its probly cured my itch to blow cash with providers for a month or two LOL. The funny things is I'm OK with a little robotic service and germophobes (if the price reflects this kind of service ie: East Orlando Ali).

Seniors email for more details, new guys, don't waste your time if you're looking for the best possible scenario, I'll never go back.

[Falstaff1]

Just finished up a disappointing session with Addy. http://orlando.backpage.com/WomenSee...all-30/9660471.

To sum it up.:

Non stop talking about her ridiculous dreams to become a swimsuit competition competitor then to move to LA to become a producer / actor...blah blah blah blah. Massage was decent at best. Used a nice non scented lotion, I guess that was a good thing. More talking about some random shit I could careless about and then the flip. More talking blah blah blah. Then to the finale. Bra and panties stay ON, no daty EVER, would even show me her tits or pussy! She was decent to look at but not worth the $60. She requires.

No wonder she was fired from LUXSA.

Do yourselves a favor and pass on this one.

[Gruglok]

I had a few options, Luxsa for example who I've been wanting to stop by at and Natalie has been awesome on the phone, I just never seem to get to their side of town, but I was working near 50 and downtown last week so I decided to stop in.

What a mistake. It all started off great, was greeted by a very attractive lady dressed in a sexy little dress & that's all I can really comment on is her appearance. She had a gorgeous body, beautiful face, awesome tits and ass. But the service was all upsell, rules up the ass (don't touch here, don't grab that, no DATY), and literally no bang for your buck. I should have gone to even International Therapy although I vowed to never go back due to the looney therapist, but at least I would leave there feeling great from a real massage.

No USA rate, upsell, upsell, upsell, door fee. I've been to Park Ave and highly recommend it when compared to Invigor8, ask for Alexa, she's cool with negotiations, isn't a germophobe to the point it ruins the mood, and also has an incredibly sexy body.

I know Jag has had great experiences with some of the girls at this place and it's the reason I gave it a chance but I feel burned and its probly cured my itch to blow cash with providers for a month or two LOL. The funny things is I'm OK with a little robotic service and germophobes (if the price reflects this kind of service ie: East Orlando Ali).

Seniors email for more details, new guys, don't waste your time if you're looking for the best possible scenario, I'll never go back.

[Yyzvisitor]

For those of you who have been haters and doubted Jag...here is some advice. You better Recognize! I just left Park Ave. And all I can say is that the bar has been set! Called and set up an appointment with Alexa. When I got there she greeted me at the door. As soon as I walk in out comes Emily. Between Alexa 's ass and Emily ' s beautiful and ALL NATURAL tits there was no way any red blooded American boy could pick just one. I have read posts about 4 handed rubs being a waste. To those who have said that you have obviously not been here! Was led to my room and told to get comfortable. Then in walks the both of them. No time was wasted as they immediately stripped. Alexa spent most of the session with that AMAZING ass in my face while Emily worked my body up and down with her Funbags. I truly had no idea where to focus because everywhere I looked the was Grade A prime T&A! On the flip Mr. Johnson got lost between Emily ' s mounds while Alexa rubbed Emily down. To the finish Emily worked the shaft and Alexa buried her face below and showed off her oral skills. There was alot of play between the two as well as with me. Definitely will be back again and again! Jag.You are the man! I guess as the saying goes "Haters are going to Hate". P.S. Was given permission by my new Latina Goddess' s to post before I gave details.

What was the damage may I ask. Also, is there any chance for FS there?

YYZ.

[Brevard Newbie]

I have been trying to reach this gal for 3 days now. She is fucking hot and looks to be a perfect Latina co-ed. Unfortunately, when I called her number it went to VM with some asshole in the background talking Spanish and I never heard a female voice. She texted me back immediately and said she was busy and to text her with an appointment time, etc. I texted her back and asked her to call me when she gets a chance. We then exchanged a few more texts and tentatively made an appointment for 1-17-2014 (today) at 5 pm. I told her that I wanted to speak with her on the phone prior to seeing her. She texted me back and said ok.

Long story short. She said she was going to call me this morning at 930. I never heard from her. I texted her and called her at 11:00 am and have not heard back.

Gentlemen, she is fucking hot looking. But Jag's spidey senses smells a B&S and possible BF issues. Of course, anyone who has Intel, please expound.

JaguarXF.

http://spacecoast.backpage.com/BodyR...&image=9430202

Look like she is changing her business model. Her sister is hot and does topless and naked massages. Been to see Lilyana a few times in the past 2 years and she is very professional but never disrobed or let too much roaming occur. When she started the HJ she allowed touching of her legs and ass but that was as much privilege as I ever got. She can also be very curt on the phone which was never a plus for me. Guess she is in a relationship and the BF does not want her doing anything sexual. I think her business may be affected since we all go for that great HE.

[MrFuat]

I was in the neighborhood of Semoran and Hoffner (just north of the airport), and needed some attention. Decided to visit Essence. A variety of technicians were available. I was assigned slender, auburn-haired Savanna. Chose the $ flat rate for 30 minutes. Service was awesome. No clock watching. On the way out I spoke with Tatiana and Angie. I am confident either of them would have done the job as well. Will definitely return!

SFL.

Now this talented group of ladies, several of whom I've met as indies, have incorporated. Tori is one hot sweetheart whose pictures really don't do her justice!! The place is very clean, private and discrete. The later hours are a very welcome addition, as the old 7 pm quitting time didn't work out well for me anyway. I've known Selena a while and she is terrific too. $/ hh flat rate. Lots of potential here!!

[FlaFisher1]

For those of you who have been haters and doubted Jag...here is some advice. You better Recognize! I just left Park Ave. And all I can say is that the bar has been set! Called and set up an appointment with Alexa. When I got there she greeted me at the door. As soon as I walk in out comes Emily. Between Alexa 's ass and Emily ' s beautiful and ALL NATURAL tits there was no way any red blooded American boy could pick just one. I have read posts about 4 handed rubs being a waste. To those who have said that you have obviously not been here! Was led to my room and told to get comfortable. Then in walks the both of them. No time was wasted as they immediately stripped. Alexa spent most of the session with that AMAZING ass in my face while Emily worked my body up and down with her Funbags. I truly had no idea where to focus because everywhere I looked the was Grade A prime T&A! On the flip Mr. Johnson got lost between Emily ' s mounds while Alexa rubbed Emily down. To the finish Emily worked the shaft and Alexa buried her face below and showed off her oral skills. There was alot of play between the two as well as with me. Definitely will be back again and again! Jag.You are the man! I guess as the saying goes "Haters are going to Hate". P.S. Was given permission by my new Latina Goddess' s to post before I gave details.

[Ccon66]

Her latest ad requires draping or boxers. Sounds like she's gone no fun. When she first arrived, a number google showed she used to advertise on in the NYC escort section.

Yeah, I just saw that, too. Apparently she now has a fiance. Bummer.

[WJzipper]

Her latest ad requires draping or boxers. Sounds like she's gone no fun. When she first arrived, a number google showed she used to advertise on in the NYC escort section.