Escort Reviews

[BuyingSmiles]

Ok well I should have listened but anyway, I called setup was easy but she told me that I would need to pay in advance so she could keep the room. I meet her in front of a local hotel she got in the car and smelled like crack and was jumpy told me to give her the money then pull around back. By this time I was a little nervous so I said to her sorry but I don't like this situation so I think I am just going to leave. She would get out of the car keep saying I got her in trouble yada yada I finally had to say look just get the fuck out! Long story short I should have listened to those who warned me. I know some of you have had a good experience I have not so with that I am off happy hunting!

Ass Crack or Crack Cocaine? Crack that you smoke has a very slight chemical smell (for lack of better description) when burned. This is second time I have seen someone refer to a SP as smelling like Crack. In my experience one does smell of crack after smoking it. One however can smell like Ass Crack when not properly wiping or showering after taking a shit. I say if it was not shit you smelled it must have been something other than Crack Cocaine.

[Mike7545]

I had the opportunity to meet with Cupcake this last week. She is all the reviews would indicate. Looks, her attitude, her performance were all top-notch and exceeded my expectations. Scheduling was also very easy with Buddha. Altogether a really great experience. I had assumed based on all the great reviews that it would be very difficult to find a time that worked. Instead I found that she is not that busy and was very flexible. I will definitely repeat.

[Member #4637]

Well, I finally took the ultimate plunge this morning with the dynamic duo of Sasha & Cupcake. Buddah accommodated my request for the jacuzzi room, so we started there after a very warm, wet kiss greeting. I could have stayed in that hot water with those two for an hour, but knew we had to make it to dry land so I could taste their sweet nectar. Without going into great detail (which I don't need to for those who have been with either of these ladies), my time as the "meat" in their "sandwich" was awesome. I can't wait to see them again. My only regret was that I'm an older guy who simply has a hard time keeping up with two women of this calibur. If only I were 35 again! Next up, a foursome with another regular monger and these two. What a treat that will be! Thank you ladies, and thank you, Buddah.

[Gunman2013]

Ok well I should have listened but anyway, I called setup was easy but she told me that I would need to pay in advance so she could keep the room. I meet her in front of a local hotel she got in the car and smelled like crack and was jumpy told me to give her the money then pull around back. By this time I was a little nervous so I said to her sorry but I don't like this situation so I think I am just going to leave. She would get out of the car keep saying I got her in trouble yada yada I finally had to say look just get the fuck out! Long story short I should have listened to those who warned me. I know some of you have had a good experience I have not so with that I am off happy hunting!

[TravelinJohn]

Haven't seen Candice before. Texted to see if she had a "blo-and-go" rate and if I could see her this morning. "Yes" answers to both. The be&g rate was very reasonable at .4, and she was very accommodating on the time. I showed up early and checked in. She told me to come on in. Lived-in messy apartment, but nothing scary. We chatted just a bit and then she started in on a very nice BBBJCIM. Her skills are awesome and she really stays with it. No rush. Just lots of fun. We chatted menu for future visits, I tipped her an extra .2 and I was on my way. Nice first visit and I can't wait to repeat and take advantage of more of the offerings.

[AdamMacke]

Anyone been to see Crissee at her new west side location? I saw her a couple of times at her old hotel near downtown, but wondered how people felt about her new place. Thanks in advance.

[Tcoupe]

Thanks for sharing. I had a hard time posting mine because she was getting such great reviews. But then some encouragement from Mongerator letting me know I owed it to the board set me straight. She seems like a nice girl at heart so I hope she gets straightened around. Criticism is hard to hear at first but hopefully she is able to handle it and work with it.

I'm not taking up for her, its always YMMV, but I liked the way she smelled, it didn't stink like stale cum and old rubbers, and she didn't smell like perfume / lotion, I thought it actually smelled like pussy which seems rare in this hobby, and her body reminded me of an athletic tomboy / thick volleyball player type, which I also like...

edit-btw star's box smelled like box also, not at first but after some work.

[Bckpg721]

This report is overdue to say the least. I had a dream of this woman about a month ago. We arranged the appointment and got directions and there were no problems. I ofcourse showed up freshly showered and ready for some fun with a little gymnast as she advertised. That was not the body type that I met that day. She is not fat by any means but is a far cry from a gymnast body. We started with plesantries and got to talk for a bit as I chose the he session. Don't like to rush on a first meeting. Got down to business in the middle of the living room on an air mattress with no sheet or cover on it so it was a little strange for sure. Started with bbj and IMHO rates about 5. Had to keep giving direction and asks for less teeth. So decided to let my hands roam and found a nice warm wet spot and she was very responsive. Unfortunately it got worse from there. As I removed my hand and wanted to give her a taste I was greated with an odor that would choke someone! This is about where my dream ended. I have a huge issue with a provider not being fresh if this is her business! I never show up UN showered and I expect the same in return. I wish it. Would have gone better but this is what you get sometimes. After being here on this board for a year and a half there are good abd bad all over so I will definitely not be repeating.

Thanks for sharing. I had a hard time posting mine because she was getting such great reviews. But then some encouragement from Mongerator letting me know I owed it to the board set me straight. She seems like a nice girl at heart so I hope she gets straightened around. Criticism is hard to hear at first but hopefully she is able to handle it and work with it.

[Cwa2001]

This report is overdue to say the least. I had a dream of this woman about a month ago. We arranged the appointment and got directions and there were no problems. I ofcourse showed up freshly showered and ready for some fun with a little gymnast as she advertised. That was not the body type that I met that day. She is not fat by any means but is a far cry from a gymnast body. We started with plesantries and got to talk for a bit as I chose the he session. Don't like to rush on a first meeting. Got down to business in the middle of the living room on an air mattress with no sheet or cover on it so it was a little strange for sure. Started with bbj and IMHO rates about 5. Had to keep giving direction and asks for less teeth. So decided to let my hands roam and found a nice warm wet spot and she was very responsive. Unfortunately it got worse from there. As I removed my hand and wanted to give her a taste I was greated with an odor that would choke someone! This is about where my dream ended. I have a huge issue with a provider not being fresh if this is her business! I never show up UN showered and I expect the same in return. I wish it. Would have gone better but this is what you get sometimes. After being here on this board for a year and a half there are good abd bad all over so I will definitely not be repeating.

[Tcoupe]

I met star late Friday morning, she is tall, sweet, and sexy.

She is well spoken, and seems intelligent, I liked her, easy to talk to.

She works out and has the best body I've been in, LOL.

Her ass sits in a thong like some asses sit in tight jeans, so toned, firm yet soft, not muscley.

Activities enjoyed; kissing, BBBJ, dt, daty, cfs, cob, YMMV.

A little pricey but she is young, hot, and has great skills.

I will repeat, next time I feel like splurging. Great time.

[Kenwood Jack]

NattiGFE.

General area of town: Kentucky (5 minutes from downtown).

She advertises here.

She does not look like her pictures much, but she is still very cute.

Boobs: Nice and full.

Ass: ok.

General body type: not fat in any way.

For some. It is the hassle: I texted and made a last minute appointment. I arrived at her incall less than 10 minutes later. There was no time for something to go wrong (as in other posts). Incall was safe, very safe. No reason to believe that a provider was working out of the place. Neighborhood was safe.

Was the incall clean? Contrary to many reviews, I have seen worse.

Did you "do it" on the top cover (the same place the last 40 guys came)? Yes.

Cleanliness of girl: She looked freshly showered. Because I was there for a blow and go. She kept her pants on until I asked her to remove them. She was slightly reluctant because she feels that her 'pooch' was not sexy. She is 21 for god's sake. Her boobs and body looked wonderful. I'll admit I might not want to see it at 30, but now it still looks great. She is 'cute as a bug's ear'.

For some of us mongers, it's all about the attitude. She seemed nervous and has a nervous laugh. I do not think she felt comfortable with me. I told her to give me her all, and all she gave me was a good BBBJCIM. I asked her to do whatever different things she might do without giving her direction. She was not imaginative at all. If she has done anything out of the ordinary in the past, she probably did not enjoy it. She tried a girl recently, and it was nothing special. I asked her to not quit until two minutes after I stopped coming. She quit about 20 seconds after I started to come. If you were there and watched, you would have thought that I came in quarts! I actually come in drops if at all!

MENU: According to NattiGFE: Kissing, BBBJCIM, cfs all positions, no greek, cuddling, msog.

Overall pros: very cute, nice boobs, very sweet.

Would I recommend to others? Sure.

Want to know more? PM Kenwood Jack.

[Dmaphukn]

Had a dream about kristy84 a couple of weeks ago. Low budget hotel in Middletown. A lot of people have complained about concern for their vehicles but I didn't feel that way. Actually I did feel that way, but only because I read it so many times the thought was in my head. People also commented on the cleanliness of her incall. I think these concerns were understated. I was immediately uncomfortable upon entering her room. It was absolutely filthy. I was afraid to undress in my dream. I even asked her and checked for bedbugs. BBBJ and cfs was on the menu. I chose a CBJ. Multiple positions and I finished with her cg. She will send you pictures and I believe they are of her but possibly 5 years ago or pre. Children. The service delivered were satisfactory.

Looks 7.

Body 6.

Service 7.

Personality 6.

Nice girl in all, low donation. Would I repeat? No. If she cleaned her room? Maybe but I doubt it.

[Member #4845]

I finally get to write my first review. Been sitting back quietly researching and took the leap with Silk. What a wonderful woman. Made me feel very comfortable and took my hobby virginity. Can't wait to see her again. Very easy setup. Met up at her incall location. I had a great time and I hope she did as well. Can not wait to repeat.

[DaddysGirl69]

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[Gray0630]

THANK YOU Gray0630, for without you, I would never have met Billie.

My pleasure KJ, glad you were able to finally meet her. I wish I had more time to scope out the UTR's.