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[Gatty23]

I don't usualy visit unreviewed girls (warning #1), but I figured it was about time I TOFTT and at $40/ hhr, how bad could it be? I spotted Jazzy on aNotheR site that I don't really use. (warning #2). I also rarely give an extended review, but this has to be reported.

Setup: Standard 27 text messages over two nights (she canceled night #1). After a certain number of texts I usually bag it and look elsewhere (warning #3). NOTE to Hot Squirt: we've been texting for what seems like weeks, but don't worry I'm sure you'll be extraordinary when time, weather, location and even the stars all align. I'll be waithing.

Location: residential area near finneytown. Quiet, easy to get to. House was messy but ok.

Arrival: She opened the door in t-shirt and shorts, said Hi and hustled me upstairs with no other discussion. I might have heard a baby in another room but wasn't sure. (warning #4).

Smoker: she's a non-smoker but the house was pretty bad.

Pics: Her pics in the ad were accurate but old. She looked much more rough in person.

Date: (Guys, don't stop reading yet) I started by asking if I could do "the checks: and she looked puzzled. When I felt her, she assured me she didn't have a package down there. That's why she looked puzzled. She didn't know about checks and thought I was checking for a TS. (warning #5 and it gets better! I mentioned that she looked like she was new to the business and she said she had been doing for a while but had taken a break till recently. I remembered her first ad was 11 months ago. She took off her pants and had a nice butt. I tried for some DFK but got POC (peck on cheek) instead. (warning # 6) I quit paying attention to other warnings and concentrated on reality. We got into bed and I took off her bra. She said she was 40 DD and was pretty much right, except they were headed to being 40 Longs so I couldn't compare them to Summer or Sandy's beauty's (the gold standard for DDs). I also saw some big time baby damage. Now things added up: 11 month break, baby sounds, flabby belly, suddenly saggy boobs. I wonder what she's been up to? When she laid down, I started with her boobs which had pretty much disappeared to her sides. She said she liked DATY so I gave it a try. Tasty, but a little too tasty. I included FIV. Then two and could've done 3 or 4 and still had room to move them around. She seemed to get off and she probably did because I figured she was too lazy to bother faking. Then I asked for my turn and she gave me an unbelievable BBBJNIM. That's not a typo, and before you go to the Abbreviations, I'll explain. I've been having sex for over 40 years. I've been with virgins, experienced girlfriends, providers and some I really don't want to think about (college binges). I've had great BBBJ (thanks felicia), really good ones (thanks to a bunch of providers), and some not so good ones. NEVER have I had a BBBJ NOT IN MOUTH! Yes, unbelievable. She simply squeezed it and rubbed it around her face. She would occasionally spit on it for lube. I suggested FS, and she asked if I a condom (sounded like she didn't). I passed knowing it wouldn't work at this point even though it would have been easy in, easy out. After a while I took over myself while putting fingers back in "her cave", and I actually got off while she moved away to not get anything on her.

Now, you are probably figuring "at least mission accomplished", but there's even more.

Rush. Non rush: She wasn't a clock watcher. No, after about ten minutes, she stopped everything and asked haw long I wanted. She then got up, and set the alarm on her phone. Turns out, she was a clock listener!

Finish: This might have been the best, or at least the most unique part. After I came, she jumped out of bed and got dressed. She didn't offer a towel, kleenex, or wipe. I cleaned up with one of my socks. It still gets better!

Payment: No upsell or begging for more money. I handed her 2 twenty's and turned to leave. But when I looked back, she was holding the bills up to the light to make sure they were real!

She headed downstairs and I followed. She opened the door and stood behind it, said goodnight and I hustled out.

As always, YMMV but my guess is that your engine is more likely to die.

[BuyingSmiles]

Ok well I should have listened but anyway, I called setup was easy but she told me that I would need to pay in advance so she could keep the room. I meet her in front of a local hotel she got in the car and smelled like crack and was jumpy told me to give her the money then pull around back. By this time I was a little nervous so I said to her sorry but I don't like this situation so I think I am just going to leave. She would get out of the car keep saying I got her in trouble yada yada I finally had to say look just get the fuck out! Long story short I should have listened to those who warned me. I know some of you have had a good experience I have not so with that I am off happy hunting!

Ass Crack or Crack Cocaine? Crack that you smoke has a very slight chemical smell (for lack of better description) when burned. This is second time I have seen someone refer to a SP as smelling like Crack. In my experience one does smell of crack after smoking it. One however can smell like Ass Crack when not properly wiping or showering after taking a shit. I say if it was not shit you smelled it must have been something other than Crack Cocaine.

[Mike7545]

I had the opportunity to meet with Cupcake this last week. She is all the reviews would indicate. Looks, her attitude, her performance were all top-notch and exceeded my expectations. Scheduling was also very easy with Buddha. Altogether a really great experience. I had assumed based on all the great reviews that it would be very difficult to find a time that worked. Instead I found that she is not that busy and was very flexible. I will definitely repeat.

[Member #4637]

Well, I finally took the ultimate plunge this morning with the dynamic duo of Sasha & Cupcake. Buddah accommodated my request for the jacuzzi room, so we started there after a very warm, wet kiss greeting. I could have stayed in that hot water with those two for an hour, but knew we had to make it to dry land so I could taste their sweet nectar. Without going into great detail (which I don't need to for those who have been with either of these ladies), my time as the "meat" in their "sandwich" was awesome. I can't wait to see them again. My only regret was that I'm an older guy who simply has a hard time keeping up with two women of this calibur. If only I were 35 again! Next up, a foursome with another regular monger and these two. What a treat that will be! Thank you ladies, and thank you, Buddah.

[Gunman2013]

Ok well I should have listened but anyway, I called setup was easy but she told me that I would need to pay in advance so she could keep the room. I meet her in front of a local hotel she got in the car and smelled like crack and was jumpy told me to give her the money then pull around back. By this time I was a little nervous so I said to her sorry but I don't like this situation so I think I am just going to leave. She would get out of the car keep saying I got her in trouble yada yada I finally had to say look just get the fuck out! Long story short I should have listened to those who warned me. I know some of you have had a good experience I have not so with that I am off happy hunting!

[TravelinJohn]

Haven't seen Candice before. Texted to see if she had a "blo-and-go" rate and if I could see her this morning. "Yes" answers to both. The be&g rate was very reasonable at .4, and she was very accommodating on the time. I showed up early and checked in. She told me to come on in. Lived-in messy apartment, but nothing scary. We chatted just a bit and then she started in on a very nice BBBJCIM. Her skills are awesome and she really stays with it. No rush. Just lots of fun. We chatted menu for future visits, I tipped her an extra .2 and I was on my way. Nice first visit and I can't wait to repeat and take advantage of more of the offerings.

[AdamMacke]

Anyone been to see Crissee at her new west side location? I saw her a couple of times at her old hotel near downtown, but wondered how people felt about her new place. Thanks in advance.

[Tcoupe]

Thanks for sharing. I had a hard time posting mine because she was getting such great reviews. But then some encouragement from Mongerator letting me know I owed it to the board set me straight. She seems like a nice girl at heart so I hope she gets straightened around. Criticism is hard to hear at first but hopefully she is able to handle it and work with it.

I'm not taking up for her, its always YMMV, but I liked the way she smelled, it didn't stink like stale cum and old rubbers, and she didn't smell like perfume / lotion, I thought it actually smelled like pussy which seems rare in this hobby, and her body reminded me of an athletic tomboy / thick volleyball player type, which I also like...

edit-btw star's box smelled like box also, not at first but after some work.

[Bckpg721]

This report is overdue to say the least. I had a dream of this woman about a month ago. We arranged the appointment and got directions and there were no problems. I ofcourse showed up freshly showered and ready for some fun with a little gymnast as she advertised. That was not the body type that I met that day. She is not fat by any means but is a far cry from a gymnast body. We started with plesantries and got to talk for a bit as I chose the he session. Don't like to rush on a first meeting. Got down to business in the middle of the living room on an air mattress with no sheet or cover on it so it was a little strange for sure. Started with bbj and IMHO rates about 5. Had to keep giving direction and asks for less teeth. So decided to let my hands roam and found a nice warm wet spot and she was very responsive. Unfortunately it got worse from there. As I removed my hand and wanted to give her a taste I was greated with an odor that would choke someone! This is about where my dream ended. I have a huge issue with a provider not being fresh if this is her business! I never show up UN showered and I expect the same in return. I wish it. Would have gone better but this is what you get sometimes. After being here on this board for a year and a half there are good abd bad all over so I will definitely not be repeating.

Thanks for sharing. I had a hard time posting mine because she was getting such great reviews. But then some encouragement from Mongerator letting me know I owed it to the board set me straight. She seems like a nice girl at heart so I hope she gets straightened around. Criticism is hard to hear at first but hopefully she is able to handle it and work with it.

[Cwa2001]

This report is overdue to say the least. I had a dream of this woman about a month ago. We arranged the appointment and got directions and there were no problems. I ofcourse showed up freshly showered and ready for some fun with a little gymnast as she advertised. That was not the body type that I met that day. She is not fat by any means but is a far cry from a gymnast body. We started with plesantries and got to talk for a bit as I chose the he session. Don't like to rush on a first meeting. Got down to business in the middle of the living room on an air mattress with no sheet or cover on it so it was a little strange for sure. Started with bbj and IMHO rates about 5. Had to keep giving direction and asks for less teeth. So decided to let my hands roam and found a nice warm wet spot and she was very responsive. Unfortunately it got worse from there. As I removed my hand and wanted to give her a taste I was greated with an odor that would choke someone! This is about where my dream ended. I have a huge issue with a provider not being fresh if this is her business! I never show up UN showered and I expect the same in return. I wish it. Would have gone better but this is what you get sometimes. After being here on this board for a year and a half there are good abd bad all over so I will definitely not be repeating.

[Tcoupe]

I met star late Friday morning, she is tall, sweet, and sexy.

She is well spoken, and seems intelligent, I liked her, easy to talk to.

She works out and has the best body I've been in, LOL.

Her ass sits in a thong like some asses sit in tight jeans, so toned, firm yet soft, not muscley.

Activities enjoyed; kissing, BBBJ, dt, daty, cfs, cob, YMMV.

A little pricey but she is young, hot, and has great skills.

I will repeat, next time I feel like splurging. Great time.

[Kenwood Jack]

NattiGFE.

General area of town: Kentucky (5 minutes from downtown).

She advertises here.

She does not look like her pictures much, but she is still very cute.

Boobs: Nice and full.

Ass: ok.

General body type: not fat in any way.

For some. It is the hassle: I texted and made a last minute appointment. I arrived at her incall less than 10 minutes later. There was no time for something to go wrong (as in other posts). Incall was safe, very safe. No reason to believe that a provider was working out of the place. Neighborhood was safe.

Was the incall clean? Contrary to many reviews, I have seen worse.

Did you "do it" on the top cover (the same place the last 40 guys came)? Yes.

Cleanliness of girl: She looked freshly showered. Because I was there for a blow and go. She kept her pants on until I asked her to remove them. She was slightly reluctant because she feels that her 'pooch' was not sexy. She is 21 for god's sake. Her boobs and body looked wonderful. I'll admit I might not want to see it at 30, but now it still looks great. She is 'cute as a bug's ear'.

For some of us mongers, it's all about the attitude. She seemed nervous and has a nervous laugh. I do not think she felt comfortable with me. I told her to give me her all, and all she gave me was a good BBBJCIM. I asked her to do whatever different things she might do without giving her direction. She was not imaginative at all. If she has done anything out of the ordinary in the past, she probably did not enjoy it. She tried a girl recently, and it was nothing special. I asked her to not quit until two minutes after I stopped coming. She quit about 20 seconds after I started to come. If you were there and watched, you would have thought that I came in quarts! I actually come in drops if at all!

MENU: According to NattiGFE: Kissing, BBBJCIM, cfs all positions, no greek, cuddling, msog.

Overall pros: very cute, nice boobs, very sweet.

Would I recommend to others? Sure.

Want to know more? PM Kenwood Jack.

[Dmaphukn]

Had a dream about kristy84 a couple of weeks ago. Low budget hotel in Middletown. A lot of people have complained about concern for their vehicles but I didn't feel that way. Actually I did feel that way, but only because I read it so many times the thought was in my head. People also commented on the cleanliness of her incall. I think these concerns were understated. I was immediately uncomfortable upon entering her room. It was absolutely filthy. I was afraid to undress in my dream. I even asked her and checked for bedbugs. BBBJ and cfs was on the menu. I chose a CBJ. Multiple positions and I finished with her cg. She will send you pictures and I believe they are of her but possibly 5 years ago or pre. Children. The service delivered were satisfactory.

Looks 7.

Body 6.

Service 7.

Personality 6.

Nice girl in all, low donation. Would I repeat? No. If she cleaned her room? Maybe but I doubt it.

[Member #4845]

I finally get to write my first review. Been sitting back quietly researching and took the leap with Silk. What a wonderful woman. Made me feel very comfortable and took my hobby virginity. Can't wait to see her again. Very easy setup. Met up at her incall location. I had a great time and I hope she did as well. Can not wait to repeat.

[DaddysGirl69]

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