Massage Parlor Reports

[Envelope 57]

I saw Christina a few years ago. The massage was weak and forgetful. Brother Quasimodo speaks the truth.

She's baaaaack!

Yup. None other than our local 'rip it off' artist. Christina (Now known as Heather. Just what we always needed. Another crazy Heather).

Newbies. RTFF. Search for Christina. All will be revealed.

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4285287521.html

[Bjceb]

Stopped in here the other day. Pulled Lee a 30 something with big lungs. Terrible massage with plenty of teasing. Then came the upsell. What the hell is with the AMPs now. Real turnoff, almost left. After plenty of upsell and me not budging we did the standard .40 house fee and .40 tip, got a HE with no roaming and a terrible massage. With Flowers and sister location NT, the standard truth of the matter is that no matter how many times you go there, the only one worth the visit is Lucy!

Enjoy and stay safe.

[WalSTreet]

Hey guys. Posting from my phone. For some reason I can't log on from my laptop.

We may have a new place in Longwood.

Asians for You.

[Deleted by Admin]

407-XXX-9198.

Saw it on CL and BP.

Haven't been yet, just sharing the info.

[Quasimodo45]

She's baaaaack!

Yup. None other than our local 'rip it off' artist. Christina (Now known as Heather. Just what we always needed. Another crazy Heather).

Newbies. RTFF. Search for Christina. All will be revealed.

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4285287521.html

[Viamx]

Decided to check out a totally new place and take a chance. Actually never seen the place before so even better. Very cute Chinese girl came to greet me and I was immediately impressed. Maybe a 9/10 on my scale. Established she was the masseuse and so I talked with her for a minute just to see how the land lied and quickly found out that she was not going to give me anything except a massage which on another day I might have accepted as she was pretty, but not today!

Drove a couple of blocks to the old Touch of Asia 2 and they wanted $90 for an hour and the girl did not appeal to me so that was no dice too. AGG were busy (I did think about Jasmine but decided that today might not be my day so maybe will save it up and try that Asian Flowers place tomorrow.

V.

[Member #4565]

Agree totally with your comments about Jag, BUT don't sell yourself short; Pbwardy02 belongs in the conversation for most insightful, interesting & entertaining poster on the board, IMHO.

And thanks to both of you for posting on Rosea; been VeRRRY curious about her, but for some reason had her pegged as possible LE.

Montana.

Jaguar is hands down the best poster we have on this site. Those that criticize the man are out of their minds and should be banned from this site because the info he provides is accurate, detailed and entertaining.

So based on the Jags recommendation I saw Rosea last week. While my experience was different than his; never forget one of the fundamental rule of our hobby; YMMV

The good:

*Rosea is a clean girl. While the hotel she is at best workable, she keeps her room smelling good and clean
*Phenomenal tits. As jag pointed out, her fun bags are among the best this town has ever seen among providers. If you are a tit man, run to see this young lady
*Her body is on point if you are into curvy women with just a little fat on them. She takes care of herself and has very strong legs which I like in a women
*She is a smart girl. Unlike a lot of providers who are total morons and could not carry a good conversation to save their own lives, Rosea is an educated girl with real goals and aspirations in her life
*She plans on staying in Orlando for a while

The bad:
* At least with me, the full menu was not available. I honestly think I just got her on a bad day and she was not really in the mood. I am certainly no Don Juan but I tend to do ok with getting extras on the menu
* She also alluded to more service comes with a better donation a few times during my visit. Perhaps as her popularity has grown, she is becoming wiser to the business and asking for a bigger donation amount for additional services
* Different people have different taste. I respect my friend jags opinion and thank him for his post; that said, this girl is at very best has a plain Jane face and IMHO looks somewhat like an ogur. I am not attracted to her face whatsoever despite her good body. She is the definition of a butterface if you are into curvy, somewhat BBW
* She would not shut the f**k up about her knowledge of history. I'm trying to get off and this girl keeps going on about her knowledge of american history and her fascination with one of our former leaders of the 19th Century. I seriously felt like telling her to STFU and just talk dirty. I don't have it in me to be mean to girls however and just went along with the session. With that said, if Rosea is in a chatty mood, your session might be a real downer if you don't guide her in the right direction as I should have early on.

Overall, this is a nice girl with a great body if her body type is to your liking. I found her to be annoying despite the fact she was pretty bright. And that face; yeah I can't get past that mug. I won't be seeing her again because of it. YMMV and I think the rates for a good time may have gone up since the jags experience. Half the fun is in the hunt however and I have no regrets. Cheers and be safe out there gents.

[Viamx]

Went to T&see yesterday, I had been there some months ago last year and had a pretty good time with an attractive lady. Arrived yesterday afternoon, pretty quiet there, an older lady (not my type) greeted me and shown me to the room. She was actually my masseuse, so I was kinda bummed already. The massage was actually quite good but there was no extras to be had, not a hint and I didn't pursue it neither. Oh well.

I went there the other day and saw the masseuse I think you are referring to at the front desk. When she told me she was the gal I politely declined the massage. I always ask who the masseuse is going to be and then make a judgement as whether to stay or whether to walk. On that occasion, I decided to walk and take the short drive to AGG. Glad I did by the sound of it.

V.

[Captainv]

Went to T&see yesterday, I had been there some months ago last year and had a pretty good time with an attractive lady. Arrived yesterday afternoon, pretty quiet there, an older lady (not my type) greeted me and shown me to the room. She was actually my masseuse, so I was kinda bummed already. The massage was actually quite good but there was no extras to be had, not a hint and I didn't pursue it neither. Oh well.

[Pbwardy02]

4) Rosea on BP / Body Rubs Section. Finally checked out this luscious lady. The Jag is glad he did! Rosea is totally independent and she does not read the Board as far as I can tell. 20 years old (yes, I made an exception here on my "21" rule. 5-10/170 lbs / dark brown hair / brown eyes. NO TATS anywhere. None. Thank you, God. Rosea is just a larger, yet very curvaceous gal. She could have told me that she played college volleyball at Ohio State University and I would have believed her. Her gorgeous and well developed legs are the result of genetics and the fact that she skateboards everywhere she goes. Rosea is not a BBW, IMHO. Body: 7.75/10 on the "larger boned" woman scale. Girl next door look. Attractive gal. Had texted and spoken to her a day or two prior to meeting. Decent hotel off 1-4 and 436. Met me at the door with a long halter top type shirt. Could not believe how tall she was. We were almost were eyeball to eyeball, if you will. Walked inside and She gave me a big hug. Room was nicely lit with candles everywhere. Quick LE check and we were down to business. Started with the body wash. Then she got into the bed and became very, very near GFE. Rosea is not a clock watcher in any way whatsoever. IMHO her body was gorgeous. I just wanted to close my eyes and think of Rosea as a larger version of Marilyn Monroe. She slid her soft, sensual and curvaceous body all over me. Her massive and FIRM, DD size breasts gliding seductively across my chest, stomach and cock. Beautiful ¼ - 3/8 inch nipples. I think her tits are among the best I've seen in the biz, including Tara Marie and Pamela. Rosea's breasts, although huge, are very firm / palpable. I sucked and sucked and sucked on her succulent titties until I made the tactical decision to fuck this hot young babe. Did some quick Russian, put on the cover, went into mish and then, as is always The Jags preference, I flipped her over for some K9. Her Vag had a nice, sweet, natural aroma to it, with just a hint of tartness. (I think we would all agree that young college age Vag is always the best, freshest and tightest on the market). As Rosea got on all fours for me and buried her head in the pillows, The Jag had a "sexual epiphany", if you will. (Dr. Martin Luther King made the following statement, excerpted from his last speech in Memphis, Tennessee on April 3, 1968: "I've been to the mountain top. And I've seen the promised land" With that prophetic statement in mind, The Jag, indeed, saw the "promised" land when I looked at Rosea's almost perfectly heart shaped ass, with her asshole winking back at me. She arched her back so that her ass was pointed almost straight up at the ceiling. My goodness! What an ass and what a view! Big, thick, round, with a perfect "split" in her ass crack leading down, decadently, into her perfectly puckered, light brown asshole. Her hips and waistline are perfectly proportioned with the rest of her body. I grabbed her ass cheeks, pulled them apart as far as I could and slid into her quivering Vag, slowly, slowly, slowly and finally balls deep with the tip of my twitching meat stick convulsing uncontrollably against the back of her tender, young cervix. (Yes, Jag, there is a sexual heaven and you just entered it). Seriously, gents, she was tight and I did not last long. Rosea rubbed her clit and orgasmed pretty quickly. Had her do a reach around and dirty talk as I pumped my seed deep, deep, inside her, (the cover notwithstanding). Afterward, we lay in the bed together cuddling and talking for a while. She is really a smart young woman and a sweet, caring gal. It was one of the best near GFE experiences I've ever had. Gentlemen, I highly recommend this voluptuous young woman. Will definitely repeat. Total coin: 150/ hour.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...&image=9727887

Jaguar is hands down the best poster we have on this site. Those that criticize the man are out of their minds and should be banned from this site because the info he provides is accurate, detailed and entertaining.

So based on the Jags recommendation I saw Rosea last week. While my experience was different than his; never forget one of the fundamental rule of our hobby; YMMV

The good:

*Rosea is a clean girl. While the hotel she is at best workable, she keeps her room smelling good and clean
*Phenomenal tits. As jag pointed out, her fun bags are among the best this town has ever seen among providers. If you are a tit man, run to see this young lady
*Her body is on point if you are into curvy women with just a little fat on them. She takes care of herself and has very strong legs which I like in a women
*She is a smart girl. Unlike a lot of providers who are total morons and could not carry a good conversation to save their own lives, Rosea is an educated girl with real goals and aspirations in her life
*She plans on staying in Orlando for a while

The bad:
* At least with me, the full menu was not available. I honestly think I just got her on a bad day and she was not really in the mood. I am certainly no Don Juan but I tend to do ok with getting extras on the menu
* She also alluded to more service comes with a better donation a few times during my visit. Perhaps as her popularity has grown, she is becoming wiser to the business and asking for a bigger donation amount for additional services
* Different people have different taste. I respect my friend jags opinion and thank him for his post; that said, this girl is at very best has a plain Jane face and IMHO looks somewhat like an ogur. I am not attracted to her face whatsoever despite her good body. She is the definition of a butterface if you are into curvy, somewhat BBW
* She would not shut the f**k up about her knowledge of history. I'm trying to get off and this girl keeps going on about her knowledge of american history and her fascination with one of our former leaders of the 19th Century. I seriously felt like telling her to STFU and just talk dirty. I don't have it in me to be mean to girls however and just went along with the session. With that said, if Rosea is in a chatty mood, your session might be a real downer if you don't guide her in the right direction as I should have early on.

Overall, this is a nice girl with a great body if her body type is to your liking. I found her to be annoying despite the fact she was pretty bright. And that face; yeah I can't get past that mug. I won't be seeing her again because of it. YMMV and I think the rates for a good time may have gone up since the jags experience. Half the fun is in the hunt however and I have no regrets. Cheers and be safe out there gents.

[DeadEye65]

First, I think it is so funny how this place is called IHOP. It's actually full of very sweet and caring ladies who provide a solid service every time.

I had a very nice visit with Lou again recently. In my opinion, she is truly someone you could hang out happy hour with and have a blast. As always, her massage was very respectable and her ending was solid as well. I definitely love the way she crawls up on the table with you, topless, and handles business. I really don't know what extras there maybe pass the HE but it would have to be fun.

She is a cool chick, does a great job, all at a very reasonable price. I recommend everybody take some time to spend with Lou.

Can you tell me which parlor is IHOP? It seems like a good place.

[MaverickC5]

For all the ladies that read the board, we really need some LMT level talent in the Longwood-Altamonte-Lake Mary area. Great market for a quality lady in a spa or office setting.

I second that. Could not agree more.

[Viamx]

Took a cab ride to Asian Flowers based on reviews from Rub Maps and had called ahead to see if Lucy was working and she was. Got there and was greeted by Lucy, made introductions then off to a nice table shower to make sure all the important parts were clean. She is a cute Chinese gal with very firm implants, great butt and and good attitude. Coming out of the TS I saw another attractive gal whose name is Angela. She is a bit fuller in body shape and looks to have nice natural cleavage. Anyway the service was very good and I would repeat when I'm back in your town. Stay safe, Daz.

And report back with the intel. Been thinking about that one for a while so it's good to hear the latest. Thanks!

V.

[Viamx]

Not too long ago I posted about a bad experience at AGG. Had frequently had gone there and always was well taken care of. Then suddenly I was told "We no do that here". They all knew me there and I left confused as to the sudden change. After reading some recent reports it seems like there may have been changes made. Is there new management? Please advise. This was my go to AMP and have been searching for a new happy place ever since.

I do not think there have been any changes in the last year or so. Best to go and check it out but YMMV of course. I have been to places before and drawn a blank but then tried again and all has been good. Conversely, I was at Assa last year and had good experience and then went again WITH THE SAME PROVIDER and all the rules had changed. Part of the game I guess.

V.

[FlaFisher1]

Not too long ago I posted about a bad experience at AGG. Had frequently had gone there and always was well taken care of. Then suddenly I was told "We no do that here". They all knew me there and I left confused as to the sudden change. After reading some recent reports it seems like there may have been changes made. Is there new management? Please advise. This was my go to AMP and have been searching for a new happy place ever since.

[Viamx]

I have received many PM's from gents who enjoy reading my reviews. I truly appreciate the positive feedback and I reverently thank you gentleman for the kind words. The Jag is just another hobbyist trying to help his brothers score some quality Vag. However, two highly esteemed SM's have suggested that I tone it down, just a bit, due to the fact that some providers don't want all of the details out there for public consumption (though, they acknowledged that some providers don't mind the details because they need the "referrals", if you will). As a junior member on this Board, notwithstanding my 163 posts in 4 months, The Jag will always genuflect and adhere to the sage advice of any SM who is kind enough to share it with me. So, with that in mind, I am "toning down", if you will, the "explicit nature" of some of my experiences, but not all. Though, I hope I am still providing the Board with enough explicit Intel for the members to use, to their full advantage and pleasure. Enjoy, gentlemen.

Great reviews and great writing style IMHO. I usually frequent AMP's but, based on this I may partake in some of the action indicated here. Looks great! Perhaps Jag could tell us in advance of when he will be going to see the girls in future so they are not totally worn out when others go to see them!

V.