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**Daboyz22** · 01-12-14 10:31

Originally Posted by Rebelest [View Original Post]

I went to her incall, which is her apartment. It was nasty-a basement apartment. She didn't look as good, and I mean not nealy as good, as the pix that she posts at aNotheR site. As soon as I walked in the door, the little dog that she has was jumping on me. She told me to tell him to get down. WTF? She should have put it away. It isn't my dog and if I tell a dog to do something it will not be nice. Next, it proceeds to jump up on her ratty couch as I'm reluctantly about to sit down. She yells at it and bends down to pick it up and as she does that it pisses all over the couch, my shoes and my pants...that's it, screw that crap, I can see where this is going. I tell her that I don't feel comfortable and I'm going to leave. She's not too happy about it and says, "Well, I guess you just came to check the place out." Again, WTF? Your yappy dog just pissed on my pants and shoes. I can only guess what would have happened next-maybe the dog trying to lick my balls while she's giving me a BJ or trying to hump me while I'm humping her! Anyway, I didn't say another word, just went to the door and left. I have no sympathy at all for women in this business who think that their clients should suffer the behavior of their dogs, especially at the rate she was asking. I know that it felt better walking away from that impending debacle than I ever would've felt getting off, if I could've, in her nasty apartment. I know that most of these providers think that they can get away with just about anything because so many mongers will put up with anything just to get off. I've walked away half a dozen times now. Some where the provider has showed up at my place, trying to pull a bait and switch, some where I've gone to the providers' incall and she's trying to do the same. I have some very good advice for the providers that see this review, if you think that an hour with you and your lady parts is worth $225, then you damn well should have your ducks and dogs all lined up. Know what I'm sayin'?

Take care, be well and be safe.

Rebelest.

I had seen her one time and I wasn't impressed with the incall location at all. But the inside of her place was very well kept and there was no ratty couch or dog. Now I haven't seen her since early last summer though. All of her reviews have been very good on aNotheR site. It's almost like the girl you saw wasn't Zuli. Sorry you had a poor experience. You should try to see Abbey Jones. She's a guaranteed awesome experience.

**Mike1701** · 01-12-14 08:27

Originally Posted by Rebelest [View Original Post]

I went to her incall, which is her apartment. It was nasty-a basement apartment. She didn't look as good, and I mean not nealy as good, as the pix that she posts at aNotheR site. As soon as I walked in the door, the little dog that she has was jumping on me. She told me to tell him to get down. WTF? She should have put it away. It isn't my dog and if I tell a dog to do something it will not be nice. Next, it proceeds to jump up on her ratty couch as I'm reluctantly about to sit down. She yells at it and bends down to pick it up and as she does that it pisses all over the couch, my shoes and my pants...that's it, screw that crap, I can see where this is going. I tell her that I don't feel comfortable and I'm going to leave. She's not too happy about it and says, "Well, I guess you just came to check the place out." Again, WTF? Your yappy dog just pissed on my pants and shoes. I can only guess what would have happened next-maybe the dog trying to lick my balls while she's giving me a BJ or trying to hump me while I'm humping her! Anyway, I didn't say another word, just went to the door and left. I have no sympathy at all for women in this business who think that their clients should suffer the behavior of their dogs, especially at the rate she was asking. I know that it felt better walking away from that impending debacle than I ever would've felt getting off, if I could've, in her nasty apartment. I know that most of these providers think that they can get away with just about anything because so many mongers will put up with anything just to get off. I've walked away half a dozen times now. Some where the provider has showed up at my place, trying to pull a bait and switch, some where I've gone to the providers' incall and she's trying to do the same. I have some very good advice for the providers that see this review, if you think that an hour with you and your lady parts is worth $225, then you damn well should have your ducks and dogs all lined up. Know what I'm sayin'?

Take care, be well and be safe.

Rebelest.

Damn, I wish I hadn't asked now. Gota admit Rebelest part of the the review was funny. That damn dog would have jumped on the couch.

Like you said tho, at her rates she should have had the dogs in a row. Seems She was suffering from NO respect for the dick syndrome. To many providers who are for real, offer great service for anyone to put up with that bull shit.

**Rebelest** · 01-11-14 20:37

Originally Posted by Rebelest [View Original Post]

I have an appointment with Zuli set up for this afternoon! I look forward to meeting her and will give a review later today.

Originally Posted by Mike1701 [View Original Post]

Would Like to read that. Is she moving away for good this time?

Originally Posted by Daboyz22 [View Original Post]

You will enjoy her.

**Mike1701** · 01-11-14 13:28

Originally Posted by Rebelest [View Original Post]

I have an appointment with Zuli set up for this afternoon! I look forward to meeting her and will give a review later today.

Would Like to read that. Is she moving away for good this time?

**Rebelest** · 01-11-14 12:43

I have an appointment with Zuli set up for this afternoon! I look forward to meeting her and will give a review later today.

**Daboyz22** · 01-10-14 15:25

Originally Posted by AbbeyJones [View Original Post]

Aj's a squirter!

And someone, who shall not be named, from that other board said practicing wouldn't pay off.

Um, I'm going to have to bring my scuba gear. You already soak the place. LOL.

**Zallab** · 01-10-14 05:52

Originally Posted by PeterWiggles [View Original Post]

Ok sorry for the delay in the posting but I've been extremely busy. Just wanted to give a quick report about what happened with my attempt to dream of Ellie a couple of weeks ago. Contacted her by email and back and forth for 2 weeks. Finally agree on a day and she initiates contact asking if we were still on. I said yes of course. So the time comes on the day we both agreed upon and she comes up with an excuse at the last minute saying she's not able to. I don't want to go into too many details but basically she left me hanging high and dry. All our comm. Was through email; never did provide a number I could call just to confirm before the dream. I asked if there was another option or could we still another time (giving her the benefit of the doubt) and no response. Have not heard anything from her at all. So I don't know if it's my luck or what but I was truly disappointed to say the least.

Same situation with her a while back when she had minimal reviews. Its okay to change schedules but a lack of followup after weeks of communication / verification is unacceptable. Hope she's okay and this is not her mannerism.

**Tits Mcfloppin** · 01-10-14 02:50

Originally Posted by Blackhawk101 [View Original Post]

Was it lady by the name of Ur Sexy Susie?
http://luciouslucy.escort-site.com/erotic-review.phtml

http://www.avenue-x.com/cgi-bin/gforum.cgi?username=ursexysusie;guest=63988394

1 more thing is her name is LUCY and you can remember sence you go to LUCY to get some PUCY! Get it? Ha ha!

http://luciouslucy.escort-site.com

**Tits Mcfloppin** · 01-10-14 02:46

Originally Posted by Blackhawk101 [View Original Post]

Was it lady by the name of Ur Sexy Susie?
http://luciouslucy.escort-site.com/erotic-review.phtml

http://www.avenue-x.com/cgi-bin/gforum.cgi?username=ursexysusie;guest=63988394

Originally Posted by Blackhawk101 [View Original Post]

I remember reading her reviews. She was consistant. She had her seduction down to an art. All her reviews stated the same actions.

YES YES YES! That is her! Man nobuddy ever done IT like her! And I have done IT with alotta hookers and girls who aint hookers to. She made me cum buckets and then give a dam good masage to me to and had some frekels on her tits and then we fucked some more and that hooker was a fuck machene and THE BEST 300 to get spended on sence was beter then that! She must of gone to fuck school or some thing sence she was like a navy seel of hookers who can do IT good!

That's an Argentine National futbal jersey she's wearing. Why am I not surprised?

A2

**Member #4586** · 01-09-14 22:57

Originally Posted by MineYoursB4 [View Original Post]

She says she is back for a short time only. I think through Tuesday.

Yup. 200 for old friends. Booked my appt! She's one sexy minx.

**Peter Wiggles** · 01-09-14 22:46

Ok sorry for the delay in the posting but I've been extremely busy. Just wanted to give a quick report about what happened with my attempt to dream of Ellie a couple of weeks ago. Contacted her by email and back and forth for 2 weeks. Finally agree on a day and she initiates contact asking if we were still on. I said yes of course. So the time comes on the day we both agreed upon and she comes up with an excuse at the last minute saying she's not able to. I don't want to go into too many details but basically she left me hanging high and dry. All our comm. Was through email; never did provide a number I could call just to confirm before the dream. I asked if there was another option or could we still another time (giving her the benefit of the doubt) and no response. Have not heard anything from her at all. So I don't know if it's my luck or what but I was truly disappointed to say the least.

**BlackHawk101** · 01-09-14 20:24

Originally Posted by Blackhawk101 [View Original Post]

Was it lady by the name of Ur Sexy Susie?
http://luciouslucy.escort-site.com/erotic-review.phtml

http://www.avenue-x.com/cgi-bin/gforum.cgi?username=ursexysusie;guest=63988394

I remember reading her reviews. She was consistant. She had her seduction down to an art. All her reviews stated the same actions.

**BlackHawk101** · 01-09-14 18:27

Originally Posted by Blackhawk101 [View Original Post]

Was she Latino? I have to put on my thinking cap for that one tits!

Was it lady by the name of Ur Sexy Susie?
http://luciouslucy.escort-site.com/erotic-review.phtml

http://www.avenue-x.com/cgi-bin/gforum.cgi?username=ursexysusie;guest=63988394