Massage Parlor Reports

[Willy Wonka09]

In town visiting, stopped by this place as I am in Huntington and your review was fairly recent. Saw skinny cviet chick for 30 minutes. Pretty methodical and uninteresting on my belly. Could see her frequently yawning in the mirror.

On the flip she drove a hard bargain. Said .6 for HE and $.5 for mouth. Almost walked out as those prices seemed pretty high but was horny from a unfulfilled visit to TJs so opted for HE. She pulled her shirt half way up and pants half way down (refused more) and let me play with her bee stings. She sprinted to finish then gave unenthusiastic arm massage.

Girl was way cute and young looking but I wouldn't return.

Tried the place at 10560 Beach Blvd & Cerritos, next door to Tattoo shop & welding businesses. Have always driven by on Beach & never tried since it looks like a shady neighborhood. I saw their grand opening banner on the sidewalk & new promotional campaign. Finally had enough gumption to actually stop the car, park and walk in. Theres a window with a curtain, and a MILF with bangs greeted me and let me in. I saw a skinny little moppett in jeanshorts with slighty short and messy hair. She looked young, around 20 so it looked promising. Then I got a glimpse of a wavy-haired MILF who was wearing black fishnet stockings, coat with what looked like chinchilla fur, patent leather high heels and a pouty mouth & red lipstick. Her blouse was black & lacy and you could see her bra straps and cleavage. I asked girl #1 if I can get time with Miss Lacy and she said sure. (Usually that's a no no for new customers because these massage parlours are on a "rotation" based on who's turn it is) . The session was pretty standard with some satisfaction at the end & overall I am glad I went because I am a sucker for any kind of fishnet clothing and lacy lingerie type of clothes. She was a real pro, I had a chance to admire some of her leg tattoos and big knockers while she did her thing with junior. I might come back for the skinny college girl if I am in the area again.

[MPFour4]

Tried a different spot out today. Golden massage on brookhurst, between garden grove blvd & trask. First off let me say a big thank you to every one who contributes. I'm a newbie at the hobby. You guys are very helpful, and I appreciate it.

That being said, this place was pretty comfy. I stopped in about 7:30 pm, was greeted by the mms. She said 50, I responded back with it was 40 the last time. Even though it was my first time, I led her on otherwise. She asked if I had a member card, and I responded back with," you asked me last time and I said no I don't need one. " I knew about the member cards, due to this thread, which is why I was able to play cool. She took 40 and escorted me back to the farthest room. I told her, with a hand gesture, I want a girl with big boobs. Sge said,"I ok, ok, I get" with a smile and walked away after telling me to relax. About 5 y minutes later a smoking hot latina walks in wearing a tiny form fitting dress. Big DD's at least maybe bigger. With an ass to kill for. I saw her and thanked myself like as if I just bought myself a gift. She definitely a curvy not fat smokin latina. Any ways, I laid down a benjamin on the night stand and she did the usual l.e. Check to make sure I was safe. I immediately started to feel her up and let know I was for real. She disrobed, locked the door, wiped me down w / a warm towel, then put on the cover and proceeded to give some excellent dt action. She hopped on board and went for a ride, then proceeded to k9, then mish, and finally k9 to end it. I got my full 30 effect minutes worth with no rush. Also, this girl was very intimate. First time I had that. I kinda liked that. She also gave me full access to all of her! I will be back. Have fun out there boys!

[MPFour4]

Tried a different spot out today. Golden Massage on Brookhurst, between Garden Grove blvd & Trask. First off let me say a big thank you to every one who contributes. I'm a newbie at the hobby. You guys are very helpful, and I appreciate it.

That being said, this place was pretty comfy. I stopped in about 7:30 pm, was greeted by the mms. She said 50, I responded back with it was 40 the last time. Even though it was my first time, I led her on otherwise. She asked if I had a member card, and I responded back with," you asked me last time and I said no I don't need one. " I knew about the member cards, due to this thread, which is why I was able to play cool. She took 40 and escorted me back to the farthest room. I told her, with a hand gesture, I want a girl with big boobs. Sge said,"I ok, ok, I get" with a smile and walked away after telling me to relax. About 5 y minutes later a smoking hot latina walks in wearing a tiny form fitting dress. Big DD's at least maybe bigger. With an ass to kill for. I saw her and thanked myself like as if I just bought myself a gift. She definitely a curvy not fat smokin latina. Any ways, I laid down a benjamin on the night stand and she did the usual l.e. Check to make sure I was safe. I immediately started to feel her up and let know I was for real. She disrobed, locked the door, wiped me down w / a warm towel, then put on the cover and proceeded to give some excellent dt action. She hopped on board and went for a ride, then proceeded to k9, then mish, and finally k9 to end it. I got my full 30 effect minutes worth with no rush. Also, this girl was very intimate. First time I had that. I kinda liked that. She also gave me full access to all of her! I will be back. Have fun out there boys!

[Stockholm]

From the description of the girls, it sounds FS. The end of the post made it sound are&T. Can you clarify?

Sorry for not being so clear. Whenever I explore a Viet place, I almost never go for FS on the first visit. I prefer acting like I am a legit massage customer & just keep them guessing because that's what they do to us. I don't like haggling on the FS price, and I don't like the quickie service either. I usually go for the foreplay & let them try to impress me with a sloppy BBBJCIM if they want to win me over as a customer. Once in a while, it happens and I feel pleasantly surprised. Often, nothing happens because they are paranoid that I look like Uncle LEO.

I like "feeling them up" and enjoying the illusion that I am a being a naughty boy and I am getting something that's not allowed. Its a kind of charade. If I want good FS I like to go to a proven winner that I know will not let me down, and I know exactly how much I am going to pay. That being said, you are probably correct; I am pretty sure FS is on the menu at this place. Not sure about the skinny younger moppett here, sometimes the younger girls just do HE, but I am sure the MILF will put out FS.

[DJones]

http://orangecounty.backpage.com/Bod...es-20/37933250

Avoid this place like the plague! Very alluring ad suggesting providers in lingerie and an intimate XXL shower. Not the case, showered in a dumpy back room by myself. Provider wearing jeans and a sweater so not the advertised fantasy. Lame 2 minute rub, asked to flip, asked 100 for a CBJ and 200 for FS! Fuck that! Politely got up and left. Caught Ppsn on way out and to be fair he gave me half my entrance fee back since I did utilize the shower.

Don't waste your time guys! 20 bucks spent on my end to save you 150+.

- BM.

The backpage postings under Body Rubs are a minefield.

Some ads are for "legit" massages with no HE, even though they run the pics of the Asian hotties. The ladies immediately replace the towel once they enter the room. I really don't understand why they run their ads in the adult section of the BP with those pics. Sure it brings in business, but it has to make those ladies uncomfortable. And it surely won't lead to a steady clientele.

Some are for R&T places where the girls generally wear regular clothes but provide a HE. I personally like this one best. You get a decent massage and junior is relieved. Typically for 30 min, it's 40 for the house and 40 for the girl. Unfortunately, the lady may not be anyone's idea of a sexual fantasy. That's the risk you take there. If you don't want your psyche screwed up, enjoy the massage and tip 10.

Others are for pure brothels. The girls wear flimsy dresses or loose tops and where once you get in, they fake a massage for 30 seconds and ask, "What do you want?" You get no massage and it's always rush, rush, rush. After a 1 minute CBJ and 2 minute of FS, it's "You cum now." You pay for 30 minutes, but they want you out in 10. And around here, the Viet places (which most of them are) REALLY overcharge like BMalibu said. For that kind of money, you could set up a meeting with a beauty in a nice hotel room for an entire hour.

I'd like to see more postings on this board (or the backpage ads board) by we hobbyists telling each other of their experiences at different places so we can find what we're looking for and aren't surprised by what we get and risk losing our house fee.

[DJones]

Tried the place at 10560 Beach Blvd & Cerritos, next door to Tattoo shop & welding businesses. Have always driven by on Beach & never tried since it looks like a shady neighborhood. I saw their grand opening banner on the sidewalk & new promotional campaign. Finally had enough gumption to actually stop the car, park and walk in. Theres a window with a curtain, and a MILF with bangs greeted me and let me in. I saw a skinny little moppett in jeanshorts with slighty short and messy hair. She looked young, around 20 so it looked promising. Then I got a glimpse of a wavy-haired MILF who was wearing black fishnet stockings, coat with what looked like chinchilla fur, patent leather high heels and a pouty mouth & red lipstick. Her blouse was black & lacy and you could see her bra straps and cleavage. I asked girl #1 if I can get time with Miss Lacy and she said sure. (Usually that's a no no for new customers because these massage parlours are on a "rotation" based on who's turn it is) . The session was pretty standard with some satisfaction at the end & overall I am glad I went because I am a sucker for any kind of fishnet clothing and lacy lingerie type of clothes. She was a real pro, I had a chance to admire some of her leg tattoos and big knockers while she did her thing with junior. I might come back for the skinny college girl if I am in the area again.

From the description of the girls, it sounds FS. The end of the post made it sound are&T. Can you clarify?

[Sticker]

A week ago, as I was wrapping up my two-week holiday break, I finished some errands and wanted a legit massage to ease some post-skiing soreness. Stopped by my regular spot in HB, where I normally book an appointment, and my go-to Chinese masseuse was preoccupied, as was the rest of the team.

They are all Chinese and range in age from 35-45. The private rooms only have curtains, so there's really no hope nor expectation of any real play. However, my regular girl has mad skills, uses the towel sparingly, and has learned how grateful I am for a thorough butt massage. The boys are barely grazed, yet I always leave amazed.

But since I didn't want to wait for an hour, I elected to stop by the place on Baker, next to Larry's Building Supply in Costa Mesa for some mad skills with a boner bonus. I'm not naming the place nor my provider, since they are very cautious here, but it's easy enough to find in the strip mall. They do ask you to write your made-up name on a form that they keep, but this just helps them throw caution to the wind on your next visit, if you've proved yourself to be anyone other than Uncle LEO. And yes, you can leave happy on your first visit as long as you have a nice, friendly approach.

Fortuitously, my fav Viet girl was on duty. Although I only hit this place up two or three times a year, since it ain't full service, she recognized me and gave me a nice hug and kiss on the cheek. She's probably early 30's, has a gorgeous mug and a slim-shapely bod. On top of that, while not having the off-the-charts massage skills of my legit provider, she is pretty damn competent and does a great back walk using the overhead bars above the table.

She is fully amenable to wandering hands on her legs and booty from recipients, and she wears either a sun dress or short shorts that have loose enough openings to enable hands to fully appreciate the tautness of her spinner apple bottom covered in a barely there G-string.

This time around, the massage session was even better as we engaged in flirtatious small talk and she was more liberal with the ball teasing as I lay face down sans towel. On the flip, she wasted no time in dimming the lights and oiling up my joy stick. Something about this girl, perhaps the way that she stares intently at my saluting soldier with her beautiful countenance, makes me want to blast way too fast. I wanted to prolong this experience, so I asked her to just hold my balls in order to give woody a breather.

However, she misinterpreted my request, and began some rough-and-tumble nut wrestling while simultaneously stroking away with her free hand. I like a light tickling of the boys, and of course some BLS when it's on the menu (but it's not here), but scrambling my eggs is another story. The effect was very odd – ecstasy from her stroking, coupled with agony from her testes trashing. And although this method definitely prolonged blasting off, I made a mental note to myself to provide her with more detailed instructions next time around.

I'm relatively certain that all of the therapists here offer a happy ending, but I haven't had any indication to date that anything else is on the menu. Also, with this girl, as well as a couple in the past, there has never been any untethering of the ta-tas, despite repeated, and eager, requests. That's a damn shame, because when I sample this sweet thang's perky Bcups outside of her clothes, they seem to be delightful.

Well, my co-habiting MILF will be off traveling again in a few weeks, so I'll probably concentrate on looking for another full buffet during my next search.

[Stockholm]

Tried the place at 10560 Beach Blvd & Cerritos, next door to Tattoo shop & welding businesses. Have always driven by on Beach & never tried since it looks like a shady neighborhood. I saw their grand opening banner on the sidewalk & new promotional campaign. Finally had enough gumption to actually stop the car, park and walk in. Theres a window with a curtain, and a MILF with bangs greeted me and let me in. I saw a skinny little moppett in jeanshorts with slighty short and messy hair. She looked young, around 20 so it looked promising. Then I got a glimpse of a wavy-haired MILF who was wearing black fishnet stockings, coat with what looked like chinchilla fur, patent leather high heels and a pouty mouth & red lipstick. Her blouse was black & lacy and you could see her bra straps and cleavage. I asked girl #1 if I can get time with Miss Lacy and she said sure. (Usually that's a no no for new customers because these massage parlours are on a "rotation" based on who's turn it is) . The session was pretty standard with some satisfaction at the end & overall I am glad I went because I am a sucker for any kind of fishnet clothing and lacy lingerie type of clothes. She was a real pro, I had a chance to admire some of her leg tattoos and big knockers while she did her thing with junior. I might come back for the skinny college girl if I am in the area again.

[UclaBruin]

http://orangecounty.backpage.com/Bod...es-20/37933250

Avoid this place like the plague! Very alluring ad suggesting providers in lingerie and an intimate XXL shower. Not the case, showered in a dumpy back room by myself. Provider wearing jeans and a sweater so not the advertised fantasy. Lame 2 minute rub, asked to flip, asked 100 for a CBJ and 200 for FS! Fuck that! Politely got up and left. Caught Ppsn on way out and to be fair he gave me half my entrance fee back since I did utilize the shower.

Don't waste your time guys! 20 bucks spent on my end to save you 150+.

- BM.

LOL that sucks. If you're still getting fooled by ads, the rest of us have no chance! Thanks for sharing.

[B Malibu]

http://orangecounty.backpage.com/Bod...es-20/37933250

Avoid this place like the plague! Very alluring ad suggesting providers in lingerie and an intimate XXL shower. Not the case, showered in a dumpy back room by myself. Provider wearing jeans and a sweater so not the advertised fantasy. Lame 2 minute rub, asked to flip, asked 100 for a CBJ and 200 for FS! Fuck that! Politely got up and left. Caught Ppsn on way out and to be fair he gave me half my entrance fee back since I did utilize the shower.

Don't waste your time guys! 20 bucks spent on my end to save you 150+.

- BM.

[PhineasPhreak]

I checked out passion down on Katella after reading up on it. This is more my style, tacky shit everywhere and paranoid mammasons.. I payed my $35 and went inside, took a piss first and then to my room. I can't remember her fake name so I will describe her. I got a really short like 5'1 Asian lady about 95 pounds and probably in her.

50's. Very nice lady. Kinda balding but not bad. So she starts with a really good massage with lots of technique and power. For like 20 minutes, then on the flip asks what I want, just like previous reports, so I opt for the bee jay. And she asked for $100 which I only like to pay $60 to $80 for but I honeslty only had $80 on me so she accepted with out complaint. She then pulls out the jimmy hat and now I'm bummed because I thought this was a BBBJ shack for sure. So I let her do her thing and I very nicely ask her to remove it cause I can't feel anything, works every time. She pulls it off and asks if I'm clean and off she goes. Dood this little chick can do some serious deep throat, it was awesome and I asked to just stop and bite my balls and shaft and she did this even better for like 5 minutes with rotating back and fourth from deep throat and ball biting. After like 8 minutes I'm ready to blow and she asked that I don't cum in her mouth so I did not and gave her a warning. Also she pulled her boobs out for assistance. Sadly I think she had a botched boob job cause one was smaller or just didn't have an implant. But I could care less cause by balls had bite marks on them so I'm happy.

Hot towel / bottle water / bailed.

I was fascinated by your report because it seems rare for providers to pay enough attention to the nut sac as an erogenous zone. I have not graduated to the rough stuff like ball biting yet, but I do enjoy gentle to firm ball massage, and ball licking and hard ball sucking. I went to this place (incidentally located on Katella and Nutwood) . I didn't get the same provider you did, instead I got a 30 ish hotty who looked like an Asian newscaster. She wore a sexy blue dress with heels, she had a few tasteful tatts on her upper back, and very shiny beautiful raven hair. I would give her an 8 in the looks department. She started with a pretty good massage in order to feel me up and do a LE check. Satisfied, she started the erotic lighter massage and I turned over sporting a woodie. I selected the covered oral and soon I sheepishly requested for her to squeeze and massage my balls. Then I asked her to suck hard on my sack. She laughed then alternated with sucking my nuts and licking my head, which made me absolutely crazy making me very hard. Although its in a slightly raunchy neighborhood, I'd say this is a great place for those conventioneers and Disneyland visitors who are bored at night sitting in their hotel room with nothing to do and willing to drive a few blocks. Apparently, they open til 12 as well.

[Rntintheoc]

I was in this area for work recently and noticed a number of AMP's within a couple of blocks on and. Tustin. Since it's not an area I find myself often, I haven't paid attention to any 411, if there is any. I need to go back there in the next couple of days, and may have time for a little fun if anyone has any recommendations. Thanks in advance.

[Doggiefun29]

Ahh, I was curious about checking this place out for a while. I drive towards the 22 on my way to work every morning and noticed the sign a month or two ago; it was before they opened. Anyway, one morning while driving to work I saw a couple of LEO parked in their lot and they were going inside the parlor (probably making sure the place was legit). Who knows, maybe they're just being a little on the cautious side? HE or not, I'll try to stop by and experiment for myself. I will report my findings.

Went by this place a few nights ago. Curtain doors, nice atmosphere. Very similar to the $25/$30 massage places out in SGV. Pretty sure its all legit. I had Hanna who was probably in her 40's but nice body with fuzzy wuzzy pants. Let me move around on her legs, didn't try anything more than that. Tip 20...I'd say legit all they way.

[UclaBruin]

I think there are two spots on harbor and adams.

One is upstairs in a semi asian mall comples. Struck out twice- ads are bait and switch.

The other is behind coco's. Milsf there who know what they are doing. Formerly the shop on the third floor I beleive.

I too struck out a couple of times around 6 months ago at the upstairs spot. RMaps has some success stories but I think they're BS. The place runs some pretty convincing ads on backpag but I would suggest you only go if you're also I need of a legit massage in case if the BnS. There's also the old classy spot behind 711 that has devoid 29-32 yo Michelle from one of the few old decent Tustin spots.

[Ziggy12]

I checked out le palace in garden grove on 10951 Westminster ave. Advertised as a foot place but it has single rooms with curtains for doors, I was greeted by xixi, she was a cute Chinese mid 30's gal with a normal frame. She was very nice and excited to have a customer, I paid $30 for an hour and I got a pretty good massage for that price. I was certain it was a legit place and I was right. But I was only in the mood for a good massage and maybe h jay if offered. After the massage I was given water and candy and she was surprised that I tipped her a $20. All the other gals looked like normal Chinese women and they were all very nice to me. Good spot for a rub on a budget.

Ahh, I was curious about checking this place out for a while. I drive towards the 22 on my way to work every morning and noticed the sign a month or two ago; it was before they opened. Anyway, one morning while driving to work I saw a couple of LEO parked in their lot and they were going inside the parlor (probably making sure the place was legit). Who knows, maybe they're just being a little on the cautious side? HE or not, I'll try to stop by and experiment for myself. I will report my findings.