Massage Parlor Reports

[AncientOne]

So, saw one of my favorite Body Rub gals today and asked her if she wanted more business courtesy of my fellow SM's here. "Sure" was her answer. A little history: Met this gal years ago off internet (Eros? BP?) and until recently she has advertised on and off but never here on USA. I lost count how many different apartments / homes / studios over the years she has had and I have visited. She seems settled now, East Side of town, private home with bedroom only for massage (table). SHOWER AVAILABLE (is always a must for me). This lady gives as good or better legitimate massage as any AMP but her HE style is simply amazing. Unlike the mechanical AMP girls, this lady has great technique (s) that Big Johnson responds so well to. From my personal experience, additional services are available. Above average looks and slender body (small A + cups, sizable nips). Probably in her early 40's? Some of you MAY know her as "Raine". I have ever only seen her during daylight business hours so not sure she works anything other than that. Not a clock watcher but the 1 hour is often 45 minutes plus time for shower and dressing. Safe neighborhood, Clean place, clean chick. Loves to get slaps on her ass, turns her on! Happy to respond to SM only (for now) so PM me for digits. She will want to know that Ancient One sent you when you call. Flat rate is $.4.

[HotRocks]

For those of you that are asking AGG is located at:

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4279756104.html

V.

Cool! Thanks I was wondering where the hell that place was..

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

I wanted to take this opportunity to thank the well-known providers who PM'the me and thanked me for the "PSA's" I posted recently regarding hygiene. The Jag appreciates the positive feedback and I just wanted all of you beautiful and lovely ladies to know that I sincerely appreciate your kind words. I truly do. Anytime I receive kind words, it lets me know that I am helping someone become a more successful and informed hobbyist, or, provider. As The Jag sees it, we are ALL brothers and sisters in this hobby. I believe, IMHO, that we are duty bound to help each other in any way that we possibly can. As I have said here before, and to a covalent degree, we all play an integral part in "Karpmans' Triangle" theory of transactional analysis. The solution though, is to believe that we are all in this hobby, of our own God given "free will", and that, indeed, we are all in this iridescent, resplendent and decadent fuckfest together. We are all here, freely, knowingly, willingly and that there are no "victims", if you will: Only mutually consenting and licentious adults.

Furthermore, The Jag considers it an honor to be a part of this Board and to be able to be a contributing member. I am always willing to listen and eagerly take advice from other contributing members, anytime and anywhere. For, The Jag is, after all, your humble servant who is diligently and laboriously trying to assist ALL of the members on this Board become better and more efficient in this "game", if you will. I am still learning how to be a better hobbyist as well.

And I want to convey a special thank you to the Admin for reading through The Jag's voracious, libidinous, prodigious and garrulous reviews. I know Admin has a lot of moderating to do and The Jag really appreciates his efforts. Thank you, Hoss!

Again: Thank you providers and my venerable hobbyists for your kind words.

JaguarXF.

[Viamx]

For those of you that are asking AGG is located at:

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4279756104.html

V.

[Sinko M]

So, had a chance over the recent months / weeks to see a few girls advertising under the Body Rub section. I used to rather frequent the AMPs, but those are so hit and miss now that I would rather not go that route as much as I did back in the day. The body rubs have steadily improved and you can find so many great girls out there to spend some time with. So, here are some reviews from the girls I've partaked in recently.

Jackie. Jackie works out by the airport area and is a really sweet girl. I was able to meet up with her and do a thirty minute session as you never know your rapport / connection with someone until you see them. Walked in and this girl was not only really pretty, but had a body. I'm a guy who likes a nice, large pair of natural breasts and she definitely has it in that area. Plus, she has a really great ass. Laid down, she worked away, and then had me flip over before the standard handshake. Did mention the more comfortable she is with you, the more that happens. I thought about seeing her again recently, so called her, but just felt like she was in a bad mood the day I talked to her, so decided to not partake. See her, she has some phenomenal breasts that I believe are natural, and it is a good time for the flat rate price.

Sabrina. I've been seeing Sabrina for a few months now and have always enjoyed myself with her. Saw her twice in the last few weeks and the service is just as fun as always. She really knows how to rub someone down as the massage is first up on deck and is great to be able to get someone who really likes to work out your back. The last few times, there hasn't been so much of the tease before the flip, which is always a fun part. She is great with her mouth and it can really relax you in the right areas. Always have a blast when seeing her and it is definitely well worth it. She doesn't have a big rack or anything, but that ass is nice, round, and plump.

McKenzie. Had a chance to see McKenzie today since I was in the area. I was hesitant to see her at first, but took the chance and am beyond glad that I did. Got to the door in the not the best of areas and opened this girl that was just gorgeous. I mean, seriously. I know people catch a lot of flack around here for saying someone is an 8 or 9 and someone else looks at her and thinks they're fugly, but for me, this girl is just pretty. She wasn't dolled up, which she admitted to me as she was out of it due to the dreary weather of the day. I didn't pay it any mind as she led me to the back room and told me she was going to change. She came back in and told me she wasn't doing her makeup or hair today, and I told her not to worry as I thought she looked really pretty. She was wearing this see through piece of fabric that told me she had it going on in the body department. She rubbed me down and we just talked the entire time. It was great talking to her and she knows hot to put a person at ease. Had me turn over with no tease (wish that could be improved upon) and she was topless with her gorgeous breasts out. Whoa. And that ass. My goodness. Simple handshake and that was all she wrote. I hope the menu opens up a little bit as I would definitely want to spend some time with her and take it to the next step. Will be back to see her as soon as I can. Wow.

[WalSTreet]

Anyone kind enough to share an UTR therapist? I live on the east side. PM or post. Thanks!

[TexasMayne]

I went to MBS and saw Lisette. This was my first time visiting a body rub establishment. I was nervous initially when asked to sit and initial a document, but Lisette did a good job of helping me to relax. As far as bang for your buck I have to say for the donation asked for you can get a lot more mileage elsewhere, but if you are just looking for something to get your heart racing it will definitely get the job done. I was not interested in FS at the time so the level of service was acceptable for me. I found Lisette to be very attractive. Not rivaling Beyonce or other celebrities as claimed by other members but definitely pretty. She was very friendly and easy to talk to, and once the session began she provided great service.

Overall I would say I had a positive experience and felt safe throughout. I will probably not return just because it is hard to justify the donation with the services offered.

However, I am curious about Jackie and Mackenzie, so if anybody would be willing to share some real information on either of them I would be grateful. Feel free to PM me.

Thanks!

[Viamx]

Had a fantastic time there after seeing my regular gal. Got me pretty excited in the TS so that was the first opportunity for some fun and it reached the desired conclusion pretty quickly! Back to the room for a great relaxing massage and because of the way things went, I found that I was getting a little tense once more and so my therapist was able to provide some relief. She then explained that she would have to finish the massage a little early (10 minutes before the hour) as there was another customer waiting who was asking for her! WTF? I am here first LOL. I voiced a little objection (although really I'd had a great time and so that was probably a little harsh) and she went and spoke to another girl who said that she would finish me off for the last 10 minutes. Well, finish me off she did as she gave me a few more minutes and amazingly the third pop. I even amazed myself. Of course, YMMV but I had a great time there and will repeat (although I probably now need a week to recover LOL).

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[WalSTreet]

First, I think it is so funny how this place is called IHOP. It's actually full of very sweet and caring ladies who provide a solid service every time.

I had a very nice visit with Lou again recently. In my opinion, she is truly someone you could hang out happy hour with and have a blast. As always, her massage was very respectable and her ending was solid as well. I definitely love the way she crawls up on the table with you, topless, and handles business. I really don't know what extras there maybe pass the HE but it would have to be fun.

She is a cool chick, does a great job, all at a very reasonable price. I recommend everybody take some time to spend with Lou.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

So I took a trip over to Park Ave Spa the other day and left feeling just meh about the place. Alexa is the only one that is truly represented by her photo, well when she's using her actual photos. Emily has major acne scaring all over her face, but the body is pretty close to the photos. Then there is Patricia. Cute girl, but clothing strategically hides the small yet there baby fat. With that said, took the half hour, they advertise a flat rate. LOL sure it's a flat rate. Of course there's a total up sell. Each article of clothing removed is an additional fee, not to mention there was one option of release. Just not worth it to me. Massage sucked, actually there was no attempt at a massage, just lotion smearing all over your body. Nothing great, nothing worth writing home about. Took a try, would not go back at all.

Hello, brother FtGuy68. Stay tuned. The Jag has a big review coming within the next few days that I hope you will find to your liking. I've seen every girl there except Tina. Trust me my brother, the gals are hot and sexy. Sure, Patricia has a little soft fat around her mid section. Personally, I find that to be very sexy in a gal, as do other guys. But I respect your review completely, as we men all have our preferences. And there are providers for every hobbyists' needs. Emily is hot, I never really noticed the acne. Maybe a few large pores or a small scar here or there. But frankly, I never paid that much attention. Alexa is hot too. Yes, she smokes and that is tough for me because I am an ex smoker. And what an ass she has!

I hope you go back and give them another try, my friend.

Good Luck.

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Saw her in Kissimmee about a month ago and there was no BF that I saw. Pics are accurate and if you're into curvy gals, she is. She was really tired and not really into the session. The scared bathing was a wash cloth and water, would better after the B2 B rub. Rub was good and I may go back since I found her attractive enough for a second chance maybe. Go for it Jag.

Thank you, brother Oliver. I love a sexy and curvy gal. Maybe you have noticed my deep and abiding love for one, Ms. Marilyn Monroe. Jag's # 1 ATF (in a dream of course). I have been in touch with her very recently and I got PM from another gent that she was worth the coin. YMMV and I would bet that if you saw her again, that you would fare better. I will PM you and post here after I've had the opportunity to visit with the lovely, all natural young woman. That girl next door face and those long smoooooooooth and sexy legs. I am only 5-10 and she said she was 5-10. That is very tall for a provider. IMHO.

Be cool, brother.

JaguarXF.

[OliverOil]

Yeah. She looks good and all natural. Pure and natural sexuality without all the BS make. Up make. Up. Just like the Jag likes them'. But I just am on the fence about her location. She also said she had a BF that lives somewhere else in Orlando. Said he is not staying in the room with her. Like I said, I don't think she is LE but my spidey senses are saying there could be an issue with her BF. She said she has no management. We'll figure it out somehow, I guess. Maybe someone has already seen her. Did I see a review of her by a hobbyist a few months ago?? I think I did but I can't recall exactly when. Her pics are very familiar and I know she has been posting for a while. JaguarXF

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...&image=9727887

Saw her in Kissimmee about a month ago and there was no BF that I saw. Pics are accurate and if you're into curvy gals, she is. She was really tired and not really into the session. The scared bathing was a wash cloth and water, would better after the B2 B rub. Rub was good and I may go back since I found her attractive enough for a second chance maybe. Go for it Jag.

[Deacon Blu]

I haven't see anything on the forum but just noticed it for the first time as I took an unusual route home from work. Ill likely TOFTT if no one has any insights as it would be super convenient for me if it works out and if not it seems like a legit massage at the worst for a good price.

But if anyone has been and has feedback to save me some money before this weekend, please let me / us know!

Take my advice. Don't waste your time or $. Strictly legit.

[Taster6969]

I had taken a break from the AMP scene for a little while but after a tension filled day I needed some relief. Had read a couple of mixed reviews about this place but it was close by and thought I would give it a shot. Entrance is not the greatest as there is alot of people around. Lobby looked clean as did the rooms. I was greeted by a 30 something spinner but had some messed up teeth. Too thin for my taste but it seemed that she was the only one there and so I gave her a shot. Asked for strong massage and it was medium at best. Roaming was not an issue and actually added a little heavy breathing / moaning as my hands hit certain spots. Ending was not the worst ever but far from the best. Asked for .40 to make sure I left happy but .6 topless. Paid the .6 and felt scammed by the heavily padded bra because when the girls were exposed there was a couple of mosquito bites. Massage 5/10 body 5/10 ending 6/10. Not likely to repeat.

Had similar experience a few days ago with same girl. She will play with you after making sure your not LEO. Always ask for more money when takin goof top and only see and suck on small boobs. This girl is not worth the money. And P.S., I think she is more like 50 plus. This place has ugly girls who have nothing to offer.

[Viamx]

You have obviously not been to Asia where negotiating is an expected part of every business transaction. You have to learn to play the game and not let it bother you.

IMHO if you can relax and have some fun with it, you will enjoy yourself more.

Daz.

I have not been to Asia and have no intention to go (especially in the light of the info you have provided). I'm sorry, but when I am at the point to "have some fun" I do not want to talk about cash. There are many providers that I have met (in the US and in Europe) who don't need to negotiate. They do what they feel happy with and I tip accordingly. I'll accept negotiating up front if necessary but the worst time for me is just the time when the last thing on my mind is cash!

Thanks for your comments anyway!

From reading some of the posts on here (and on other forums / review sites) I'm pretty sure I know how to play the game as I generally seem to do quite well.

V.