Strip Club Reports

[StormShadow]

The careless posting on bonedin of every deed that goes on in these clubs is very much to blame here, but it all really started with that fag who was copying and pasting reviews from here onto there. Those folks really need to be more subtle about what they post. It doesn't take much to become a member to that site and, once you are, all that info is opened up for you.

It's a double edged sword.

[Rickers]

I was also there mid to late afternoon on New Year's Day and a couple of other times around the holidays. I also get a sense that something is just off in the joint. For me it wasn't a question of managerial scrutiny or any mileage deficits. It was all pretty much business as usual for me in the booths and $100 VIPs and I got all the wild elephant love I could handle and actually more than I wanted. But the dancers overall seem to be out of sorts and on NY Day most spent more time hiding in the back than hustling on the club floor. I know that's not uncommon but I thought it was more than usual with plenty of qualified boners and wallets in the house waiting for female companionship.

My own speculation and it is nothing but that. I don't have any reliable insiders feeding me anything better than my own gut speculation, but I think many girls are unhappy with the downward pressure on dance prices that we're seeing now, and also I wonder if the fact that virtually every regular dancer in the COI clubs now have their official reputations up in glowing neon on these websites and most particularly bonedin is a source of discomfort for them. Well, I'm sure it is for most, but the question is how much discomfort. We've been reviewing COI dancers for more than 15 years on the internet but its never been organized the way bonedin sets it out. Click the dancer icon for a club and every name comes up and every review and comment about her in gruesome detail (guilty here!) is easily accessible. What they're doing for how much is now known to every other dancer in the joint and if you thought dancers share their menus with other dancers then you haven't been around very much. And then there's everyone else in their world having access to this easy intel. No search engine required. COI dancers have by far the highest percentage of review coverage on that site and only a handful of Paradise dancers aren't reviewed explicitly.

Of course the management officially plays dumb to what goes on in the club but the denial is less credible than before since they supply the RTRCs and even post ads for the site on their walls. They apparently can't resist the market pressure but there's a cost to both the girls and the managers for them to be so easily on top of each girl's menu and reputation. Perhaps the recent development of Paradise and Synn posting more reliable RTRCs to their own websites is in part an effort to wean their customers off of bonedin since you can't comment on any of the dancers or anything at all publicly on the clubs' proprietary websites. Again I don't know. Just speculating, but seems like sphincters are tight these days in Paradise and in other COI clubs to a lesser extent. Of course I don't mean that literally!

I would agree with your assessment of the club scene. It is just that I had never seen that guy come out 3 different times in an hour to check the booths and the girls did stay in the back most of the time.

[The Camel]

Was at Paradise on NY Eve and NY day and both days seemed to have a strange vibe to them. Relatively few girls and while they all made the rounds and sat next to me and chatted, none of them gave me the nascar play and promised fun in the 3 4 1 like usual. Also, it seemed like the mgr / owner in the back room kept coming out and checking the booths to see who was there and what was going on. I have never seen that before .1st time that I had left the place shaking my head and wondering what happened. Did they get busted recently or? Maybe just an off couple of days due to the holiday.

I was also there mid to late afternoon on New Year's Day and a couple of other times around the holidays. I also get a sense that something is just off in the joint. For me it wasn't a question of managerial scrutiny or any mileage deficits. It was all pretty much business as usual for me in the booths and $100 VIPs and I got all the wild elephant love I could handle and actually more than I wanted. But the dancers overall seem to be out of sorts and on NY Day most spent more time hiding in the back than hustling on the club floor. I know that's not uncommon but I thought it was more than usual with plenty of qualified boners and wallets in the house waiting for female companionship.

My own speculation and it is nothing but that. I don't have any reliable insiders feeding me anything better than my own gut speculation, but I think many girls are unhappy with the downward pressure on dance prices that we're seeing now, and also I wonder if the fact that virtually every regular dancer in the COI clubs now have their official reputations up in glowing neon on these websites and most particularly bonedin is a source of discomfort for them. Well, I'm sure it is for most, but the question is how much discomfort. We've been reviewing COI dancers for more than 15 years on the internet but its never been organized the way bonedin sets it out. Click the dancer icon for a club and every name comes up and every review and comment about her in gruesome detail (guilty here!) is easily accessible. What they're doing for how much is now known to every other dancer in the joint and if you thought dancers share their menus with other dancers then you haven't been around very much. And then there's everyone else in their world having access to this easy intel. No search engine required. COI dancers have by far the highest percentage of review coverage on that site and only a handful of Paradise dancers aren't reviewed explicitly.

Of course the management officially plays dumb to what goes on in the club but the denial is less credible than before since they supply the RTRCs and even post ads for the site on their walls. They apparently can't resist the market pressure but there's a cost to both the girls and the managers for them to be so easily on top of each girl's menu and reputation. Perhaps the recent development of Paradise and Synn posting more reliable RTRCs to their own websites is in part an effort to wean their customers off of bonedin since you can't comment on any of the dancers or anything at all publicly on the clubs' proprietary websites. Again I don't know. Just speculating, but seems like sphincters are tight these days in Paradise and in other COI clubs to a lesser extent. Of course I don't mean that literally!

[Rickers]

Was at Paradise on NY Eve and NY day and both days seemed to have a strange vibe to them. Relatively few girls and while they all made the rounds and sat next to me and chatted, none of them gave me the nascar play and promised fun in the 3 4 1 like usual. Also, it seemed like the mgr / owner in the back room kept coming out and checking the booths to see who was there and what was going on. I have never seen that before .1st time that I had left the place shaking my head and wondering what happened. Did they get busted recently or? Maybe just an off couple of days due to the holiday.

[Dennis]

Was back in NYC this past week and experienced my first actual peep show. It was kind of fun. I mentioned to a fuck buddy and she thought it would be cool to experience it together. Are there any live peep shows left in So. Cal?

There is place on Lankershiem called Venus Fair.

[Large Ess]

Was back in NYC this past week and experienced my first actual peep show. It was kind of fun. I mentioned to a fuck buddy and she thought it would be cool to experience it together. Are there any live peep shows left in So. Cal?

[Mykeinla]

Stopped by COI in the afternoon, Paradise was pretty low key, but Harmony was back. Said she'd had a little girl who is now 2 months old, mama is no worse for wear, still looking great and giving great 3 for 1. Also did a session with Vanessa.

Then I cruised by DVCOI to investigate those recent reports of nice Sundays. Will confirm. Although there were a whole lot of guys there for relatively few gals in the early pm, I still caught some stellar dances from little latina Carson and a stunningly gorgeous white gal whose name escapes me. A lovely way to spend a sunny Sunday. Later I stopped by Alhambra for a legit Chinese foot massage. Just what the doctor ordered.

V.

I went to dvcoi on a Sunday night a few weeks ago. It was crowded as hell. Standing room only, and the ratio of chicks to dicks was not favorable. Also seemed like there we're more pole cleaners / waitresses than there were dancers. And they were much cuter to boot!

[Vengo]

Stopped by COI in the afternoon, Paradise was pretty low key, but Harmony was back. Said she'd had a little girl who is now 2 months old, mama is no worse for wear, still looking great and giving great 3 for 1. Also did a session with Vanessa.

Then I cruised by DVCOI to investigate those recent reports of nice Sundays. Will confirm. Although there were a whole lot of guys there for relatively few gals in the early pm, I still caught some stellar dances from little latina Carson and a stunningly gorgeous white gal whose name escapes me. A lovely way to spend a sunny Sunday. Later I stopped by Alhambra for a legit Chinese foot massage. Just what the doctor ordered.

V.

[Member #5046]

I'm confused...

I haven't been to DVCOI in, like, forever, and I'm seeing reports that seem to imply that the standard lap dance price out on the floor is now $20. Is that true? It used to be $10, right? I know they have all kinds of specials and blue lights and stuff that are a good deal, but it's the standard lap price I'm wondering about.

Thanks.

The standard lap dance, meaning the topless area is still 10 dollars. And when they run the blue light special you would pay 20 dollars and you should be recieving 3 songs fo 20 dollars.

[Jerikson40]

I'm confused...

I haven't been to DVCOI in, like, forever, and I'm seeing reports that seem to imply that the standard lap dance price out on the floor is now $20. Is that true? It used to be $10, right? I know they have all kinds of specials and blue lights and stuff that are a good deal, but it's the standard lap price I'm wondering about.

Thanks.

[The Tall Man]

What a dream! I need to have more like this and not be so sleep deprived! Thanks for sharing.

The Tall Man.

I studied this thread so hard wondering how I could possibly bear several days with fambly around TG that I dreamt about it early last week. In my dream, Joey had been at Paradise all day with little to middling to show for it. She was the second or third to introduce herself to me during shift change (meaning the others hadn't shown up yet, and the first two were thicker than I like). Cool girl with the right type of body, stuff in common, sure why not a few 3 for 1's? Somewhere during the 2nd set my finger brushed her rear entry (only because I couldn't reach the front), and she said "that feels good." Soon I was practicing for bowling with my fambly later in the week as I was 2-3 knuckles deep. The heat and moisture from the front was apparent through my pants, and she was showing her pleasure between our lips. I said I'd love to do more but that I wanted to pay her not the club. She went to get a cover, and the bar wench assailed me to buy a drink (which I did and should not have). Joey returned and the magnificence ensued. My sensitive part being several inches past her tightest part, two of her dam releases cascaded over the waterfall while I was merely enjoying myself. Shortly after the second one, she looked back at me like YTF hasn't Trevi started flowing yet. My non-verbals must have been perfect, because she smiled and leaned in for a kiss. I'm slightly proud to say that even in such a state of flagrante delicto my romantic side comes through. Her kiss and new leaning position was what it took to start Trevi up again. Standard price for the 4 three for ones plus a Benj. Just be smarter than me in your dream when the bar wench arrives afterward to collect for the drink and don't be struggling to conceal the trash in one fist.

When I awoke I was only halfway across my transcont flight.

Cheers, blokes. If anything seems right about my dream, treat Joey well. As thanks, seniors PM for advice in the 407,813 or 321 or check my posts.

[WJzipper]

I studied this thread so hard wondering how I could possibly bear several days with fambly around TG that I dreamt about it early last week. In my dream, Joey had been at Paradise all day with little to middling to show for it. She was the second or third to introduce herself to me during shift change (meaning the others hadn't shown up yet, and the first two were thicker than I like). Cool girl with the right type of body, stuff in common, sure why not a few 3 for 1's? Somewhere during the 2nd set my finger brushed her rear entry (only because I couldn't reach the front), and she said "that feels good." Soon I was practicing for bowling with my fambly later in the week as I was 2-3 knuckles deep. The heat and moisture from the front was apparent through my pants, and she was showing her pleasure between our lips. I said I'd love to do more but that I wanted to pay her not the club. She went to get a cover, and the bar wench assailed me to buy a drink (which I did and should not have). Joey returned and the magnificence ensued. My sensitive part being several inches past her tightest part, two of her dam releases cascaded over the waterfall while I was merely enjoying myself. Shortly after the second one, she looked back at me like YTF hasn't Trevi started flowing yet. My non-verbals must have been perfect, because she smiled and leaned in for a kiss. I'm slightly proud to say that even in such a state of flagrante delicto my romantic side comes through. Her kiss and new leaning position was what it took to start Trevi up again. Standard price for the 4 three for ones plus a Benj. Just be smarter than me in your dream when the bar wench arrives afterward to collect for the drink and don't be struggling to conceal the trash in one fist.

When I awoke I was only halfway across my transcont flight.

Cheers, blokes. If anything seems right about my dream, treat Joey well. As thanks, seniors PM for advice in the 407,813 or 321 or check my posts.

[The Camel]

I've only tried it out twice, but DV seems to be a good destination on Sunday afternoon. Vets know they used to open only for the night shift on Sundays until a few months ago. Night shifts are insane with tons of dancers and no place to sit because the club is full of cheapass looky-lous taking advantage of totally free entry until 8 PM. Not even the $10 entertainment fee usually charged with a "free admission" coupon. The newly open afternoon shift is pretty crowded too, but not like occasional SRO night conditions. Today there were not many dancers. The other time I tried out Sunday afternoon had many more and hotter dancers.

Today looked pretty bleak as the talent goes but my most reliable closer eventually showed up so it all went fucking excellent. Looking for some foreplay I got a couple of topless dances with a tiny spinner using the handle Tender. Tight natural spinner body and definitely not for the BBW boys, but butterface for sure. Probably late 20's, white or born in the USA latina (only because she understood some spanish). Skin is kind of rough all over and she tries to please but skills are not polished. Still it was delightful to molest her for a couple of 2 for 1's with plenty of NASCAR to move me down the track.

DVCOI is definitely THE bargain club in SoCal but today was just ridiculous. First, all the DVs increase dance length by 30% on Sunday. The dances are already longer than the competing clubs at normal length. And today they add in regular 2 for 1 (NOT 3 for 2) blue lights though not sure if that is standard on Sunday. So a lousy $20 gets you 6-8 minutes in the topless booths.

Did 2 of these with Tender so I'm $40 down and $150 hard! Next its another 1st time sighting and encounter with Raven. 30 something bottle blonde but it looks natural cause she looks like a Scandanavian Amazon in her fuck-me pumps. She insists though that she's half Filipina. Hearing the word made me see that in her but you won't until you hear her say it. Pretty face, nice body but just a couple of pounds overfed. Boobs are fake but take it from a fake hater, they are beautiful to behold. The implants only reveal themselves through touch. Only did one 2 for 1 with her. Decent dance with some NASCAR and menu offered in topless but I declined. $60 down and $220 hard and ready to blast.

Now its my closer. One of the 2 most reliable (FOR ME. YMMV) at this club. I follow Saxbeat's old rule (from Zbone when it was the club site that mattered) in this kind of stripclub reporting. When you get lucky with a P.S.E provider you either name the dancer or describe the action, not both. I'm going with the description here. She's no mystery though, known to all DV vets as a generous provider. The only thing that varies in the YMMV equation with her is the degree of nasty and what she charges. Maybe because we met and hit it off when she was a new dancer she did it all for me and never asked for a tip. Over time I started volunteering modest tips out of guilt and gratitude.

Would have taken her to the VIP if I saw her early. But being close to the money shot when I first saw her, we stick to the topless. One 2 for 1, BBBJ. I reach in my pocket for tissues for her to clean up with as I'm thinking that I made a mess since she finished me with her hand with my blaster a half foot from her beautiful head. But she says don't bother with the tissues. She caught it in her mouth and she's disposed of it the way the best girls do! Tipped her $40 only because it was just one 2 for 1. Otherwise would have tipped more.

So final tally: $120 out of pocket and $350 worth of XXX satisfaction. DV is so up and down, but always easy on the strip club budget.

Was ISIS a thing little thing with a tattoo on her stomach? There was a girl at Rogue in the valley that went by that handle, I would love to see her again.

I remember her being so small in the waste that I could fit it in between both of my hands.

Nothing "little" about Isis. Probably above average height for a latina. Banging but not bodacious body. Really just right. Very beautiful girl. Unfortunately the description of her dance mileage in EuphoriaSeeker's report is the universal experience reported on the various websites, and my experience as well. She's real nice, real beautiful, but she just does not put out at least for anyone who has ever written a report about her.

[Dgoesinyours]

Was ISIS a thing little thing with a tattoo on her stomach? There was a girl at Rogue in the valley that went by that handle, I would love to see her again.

I remember her being so small in the waste that I could fit it in between both of my hands.

Decided to venture away from my usual HT and Kings activities and check out Paradise after work last night (Fri).

Apparently I chose the absolute worst time to go. 6 pm is their shift change so aside from about 3-4 guys hiding in the shadows waiting around, the place was a ghost town. They even waived cover and I got a free water out of it.

The only girl working was Isis. Very beautiful, sweet girl to talk to. I really enjoyed her company. Since there was no one else available I opted for a dance with her to see how it goes. She is a low mileage type girl who gives a very run on the mill style lap dance. I made the best of it and just admired how beautiful this chick was. After the deed was done, I left this pathetic scene and got my kicks around the corner at Kings.

Something about sitting in an empty strip club waiting around for an hour for more girls to show just didn't seem appealing to me. Isis told me it would be like that for at least another hour.

[EuphoriaSeeker]

Decided to venture away from my usual HT and Kings activities and check out Paradise after work last night (Fri).

Apparently I chose the absolute worst time to go. 6 pm is their shift change so aside from about 3-4 guys hiding in the shadows waiting around, the place was a ghost town. They even waived cover and I got a free water out of it.

The only girl working was Isis. Very beautiful, sweet girl to talk to. I really enjoyed her company. Since there was no one else available I opted for a dance with her to see how it goes. She is a low mileage type girl who gives a very run on the mill style lap dance. I made the best of it and just admired how beautiful this chick was. After the deed was done, I left this pathetic scene and got my kicks around the corner at Kings.

Something about sitting in an empty strip club waiting around for an hour for more girls to show just didn't seem appealing to me. Isis told me it would be like that for at least another hour.