Rants, Raves and Opinions AKA "The Octagon"

[JohnInCinci]

I have text messages that prove her drug use.

I've encouraged Kelly to weigh in here on her own behalf.

The wild claims about her being on drugs are utter nonsense. You'll notice that every one involves vague allegations, and they keep changing.

One minute it's meth, then it's heroin, then it's cocaine. I fully expect a sock puppet user name to declare that Kelly is not answering her emails and texts because she is an al Qaeda operative who is busy making plans to bring the global jihad to Cincinnati.

Here is the truth: Kelly is a "normal" suburban young lady who works a regular white collar job. Her brother and I attended the same high school. (He was much younger than me, of course). I know one of Kelly's grade school classmates through channels that have nothing to do with the hobby. Kelly comes from a two parent, stable, upper middle class family.

So why is Kelly here? Kelly spent some time on the sugar daddy sites in recent years, where several gentlemen (myself included) saw her on an occasional basis. She wanted to increase her side income a bit, and so decided to give this a try.

She was overwhelmed by the volume of texts, and the challenges of verifying clients and scheduling appointments. A number of USAG guys (about 10) have seen her since she placed her ad here last month. But many more have had their texts and calls unreturned.

I'm not going to reveal the nature of Kelly's day job, but I can tell you that it is a professional line of work that requires at least 40 hours per week of attention. As I mentioned before, Kelly probably isn't going to return your text within 15 minutes and set up an appointment for later that day.

Kelly's goal is to cultivate a small following of regulars. I realize that some of you prefer the high volume providers who compete on price and "ready at your beck and call" availability. Kelly isn't going after that market.

As DNut fairly assessed, she isn't for everyone, and her operating procedures are a bit outside the norm here. You may reasonably decide that you would rather see one of the other providers here. There *is* a lot more choice here than there once was, even for super picky guys like me.

All fair and good. But the allegations about Kelly being a drug user or drug dealer (as one sock puppet suggested) are 100% hokum. Ditto for her being a terrorist or escaped convict. I can also assure you that she is not a vampire, werewolf, or witch (as I fully expect her anonymous detractors to become even more creative in the art of unsubstantiated libel).

When Kelly visits me, she usually borrows a book from my extensive personal library. She reads these books and we have intelligent discussions about them. (She last borrowed my copy of "Duma Key" by Stephen King.)

I look for Kelly to drop out of here after she lines up a few regulars.

I personally prefer a lady who *hasn't* seen every guy on the board. (That's why I actually prefer the "sugar baby" websites to the professional provider venue). But again, to each his own.

[D Nut]

The nut. I have offered text messages from Kelly where she says she will do blow in a session. I also have a friend with drug themed texted from her. I posted to protect people who don't want to spend time with a coke head. If you do go ahead but just don't be mislead by a hot girl because she post drug free.

Tha purpose of this board was to exchange information. Sorry I don't have a high enough post count to satisfy you.

There you go again. Misquoting me. It's not that you don't have a high enough post count, it's that you don't have any quality posts whatsoever. Other than talk about Kelly's alleged drug use, you have zero postings, zero history, and zero contributions. Your ID has been used, not to contribute and share Intel, but to make allegations and accusations about ONE specific provider.

I'm guessing it's personal.

You can offer up text messages all you want, but unless I can have your actual phone and check the log details in the message header, and compare it against the message header of texts I got from Kelly, then I can assume it can be faked. I don't have to be a Photoshop wizard to fake a screen capture.

[JohnInCinci]

The nut. I have offered text messages from Kelly where she says she will do blow in a session. I also have a friend with drug themed texted from her. I posted to protect people who don't want to spend time with a coke head. If you do go ahead but just don't be mislead by a hot girl because she post drug free.

Tha purpose of this board was to exchange information. Sorry I don't have a high enough post count to satisfy you.

TGS-- you really don't have much faith in the board, do you? Just because a person is new doesn't mean he / she is not to be believed or should be harangued by senior members. The guys who have been around know the value of good intel, and we all recognize that at one time, we were noobs too. Those that have been around look at more than just the number of posts. We look at what the posts actually are.

For instance, SecretAgent007 (only 12 posts), he seems to be doing his homework and he is trying really hard to be taken seriously. He has been able to stitch together a narrative from various sources, and put it in a way that would make sense. Tiffany was already on shaky ground and he pretty much nailed it on the head. He has also provided intel on ladies he's seen, and has earned cred. If he had something new to add to the board, I would listen. He may only have 12 posts, but there is quality there.

However, take JohninCinci, and his two posts. Both posts have contributed nothing other than to allege drug use and bash a specific provider. Most noobs' first post is normally seeking advice on a particular provider before making that first tentative dip in the pool. Other firsts have actually been to report on a known provider. If I were to guess, I would venture that the account was created for that sole purpose; to bash Kelly.

The board has seen it all. From new providers try to drum up business by creating a fake account to give a review. Fake photos. Real intel on new providers. Introductions of ladies who were UTR, but not want a larger client base. We have seen it all.

Try to have more faith in the cumulative sum total of the knowledge we have acquired over the years.

[D Nut]

No doubt, some jack-off "seniors" will now come forward to attest to THIS girls cred, and say that you have none because you only have 12 posts.

Good work. I don't think she was even remotely attractive enough to go that far into digging, personally. The first few red flags should be enough. But I understand how this kind of detective work is fun and interesting. You might have saved a few guys some trouble.

TGS-- you really don't have much faith in the board, do you? Just because a person is new doesn't mean he / she is not to be believed or should be harangued by senior members. The guys who have been around know the value of good intel, and we all recognize that at one time, we were noobs too. Those that have been around look at more than just the number of posts. We look at what the posts actually are.

For instance, SecretAgent007 (only 12 posts), he seems to be doing his homework and he is trying really hard to be taken seriously. He has been able to stitch together a narrative from various sources, and put it in a way that would make sense. Tiffany was already on shaky ground and he pretty much nailed it on the head. He has also provided intel on ladies he's seen, and has earned cred. If he had something new to add to the board, I would listen. He may only have 12 posts, but there is quality there.

However, take JohninCinci, and his two posts. Both posts have contributed nothing other than to allege drug use and bash a specific provider. Most noobs' first post is normally seeking advice on a particular provider before making that first tentative dip in the pool. Other firsts have actually been to report on a known provider. If I were to guess, I would venture that the account was created for that sole purpose; to bash Kelly.

The board has seen it all. From new providers try to drum up business by creating a fake account to give a review. Fake photos. Real intel on new providers. Introductions of ladies who were UTR, but not want a larger client base. We have seen it all.

Try to have more faith in the cumulative sum total of the knowledge we have acquired over the years.

[JohnInCinci]

I had the exact same experiece with Kelly / BlondeBabyDoll. I sent her a text, and she replied 5 hours later. By that time, I moved on and made other arrangements. I'm not going to hold a "no reply" against her or any provider. I make contact, and wait an hour. (just in case she just started an hour long appointment. I wouldn't want her to interrup that session, just as much as I would hate for a provider to interrupt my session). For me, an hour is a reasonable time to wait for a text back before I start looking at other options. No harm, no foul.

As far as these druggie accusations go, a few people have weighed in. But Todd Cincy, who I have known to be an upstanding, long time, great intel, kind of a member, has refuted the allegations made by noobs. Not even 10 noobs are equal to 1 Todd, IMHO. Would I see Kelly? Absolutely. . . But only if she provided the type of service I am looking for . . . Which, even according to Todd, isn't the kind of experience she offers.

Somewhere out there, is a monger who will like her service and her options. That's just not me.

I have text messages where she offers to do blow during the session-that is if people have an open mind.

[BigMack]

BigMack.

Looking for that special someone for PT GFE / PSE.

Must be over 30 be open to PSE only play as I have serious ED. Would be able to spend an afternoon, evening and wake up in the morning have a "wake me up" then say our goodbyes. The hobby is saturated with women from SW's which is not my thing unless recommended by someone of outstanding tastes. Also there is BP, NR, Indies, USASG, and therefore a plethora of ladies to choose from. The normal refusal is if I spend that much time with you I am losing appointments. So how many are actually advertising hot and heavy for one or two dates a day trying to make rent, put food on the table, pay bills, buy clothes etc. I am offering a day with me, food, a nice hotel room, eating out at fine restaurants, room service etc, for 3 guaranteed for probably twice a month. What the lady choses to do in between seeing me and her "other" dates is her business. If a lady wants to PM me to discuss this do so. Most ladies on here know my likes and dislikes. I am extremely discreet and there are women on here who have seen me and know if you share info with me it will go NO WHERE. WHATEVER HAPPENS BETWEEN US STAY BETWEEN US. I am tired of bed hopping and prefer to find ONE woman to play in my bed and share my time with. The older the better but over thirty a must. I am very skilled with my whole body and it not just about my satisfaction but the woman will have to let me SATISFY her also. I do have SERIOUS ED so keep that in mind but 70 percent of my satisfaction is watching a woman release over and over under the use of my hands and mouth on her body if I can find a woman who will REALLY let herself go in bed and thorougly immerse herself in passion and the heat of pleasure. I am open to discussion. Figure out what you need to make ends meet then add 3 to 600 extra a month over two dates in your budget for having one man for a day and night spoiling you and treating you like a woman not a piece of meat. Thanks for reading. If not takers I am OUT OF HERE. I am tired of throwing money going from woman to woman to try and find what I need. It is no longer worth it hunting. This is not the REAL WORLD it is the fantasy world and there surely has to be one lady to share some time with. PM if interested. If not thanks for reading and best wishes on your journey. BTW guys any complaints take it back channel I don't complain about guys give me the same respect and let's make it between the lady and me. JUST LOOKING FOR ONE LADY FOR THIS NOT MANY Hurry and PM If no takers then will try a lady in civilian life and pay her for the same thing but call it a lady on the side It all amounts to the same thing.

[Dave1102]

Wow! After reading all that, I too am now a 66 year old fart.) Just kidding KJ.

For me, a review doesn't have to be that detailed. The single most important detail is the question, "Would I repeat?". Forgetting everything else, it answers the questions of "return on investment". Everything else, I can figure out from the provider's ads. Price, location, incall, outcall, age, body type, race, shaken not stirred.

Thanks to all the very senior senoirs. You information posted is greatly appreciated. It keeps us all safer.

When you review a restaurant or a retail establishment. That is what you want to know. Will you go spend your money there again. I might not go to frisch's cause I like to eat a varity. But I will go back. Especially if I have a coupon.

Maybe there should be a level above senior. I suggest Sir.

Dave.

[TheDaytimer]

Too long to read. Can you please post a CLIFF NOTES version.

RAMBLINGS OF AN OLD MAN. Translation: fellow mongers, a little help for all, please?

All opinions are 1st hand, mine, and not what I have read or heard. I am just an old 66 year old fart with certain tastes. My tastes are different from many of you other mongers, but WE ALL ARE STILL ON THE SAME TEAM! First of all, I do not belong to any clique or group of mongers (I have traded information freely with those that I feel have warranted this service). To understand my subjective viewpoints, you must first know what I value in a provider.

What I am trying to say is that, when I write my reviews, I understand that the purpose of these reviews is informational, not some sort of self. Aggrandisement. We all have different priorities, perversions, and preferences. Because I am trying to write the review for you, I try to include as many of the non. Important issues to me as I can (because many non. Issues to me might be of paramount importance to you. Do you really care if I made her come 6 times, or would you rather hear that she TRIED like a trouper to extract that second shot from me? I would prefer the latter.... ... ...

... ... ... Would I recommend to others?

[Upnya]

If you don't know this you are kidding yourself. Why would someone who you give money to let on that they have a habit. If you think everything this girl says is the gospel truth then keep listening to the bullshit. I hate to use an old cliche but I have some ocean front property to sell you in Arizona. Guess what Todd. People who smoke crack read books too. Your little anecdote about your library is pointless. I know more about bird boobs than most. I'm not sure if you're in love or what but don't be so naive.

I've encouraged Kelly to weigh in here on her own behalf.

The wild claims about her being on drugs are utter nonsense. You'll notice that every one involves vague allegations, and they keep changing.

One minute it's meth, then it's heroin, then it's cocaine. I fully expect a sock puppet user name to declare that Kelly is not answering her emails and texts because she is an al Qaeda operative who is busy making plans to bring the global jihad to Cincinnati.

Here is the truth: Kelly is a "normal" suburban young lady who works a regular white collar job. Her brother and I attended the same high school. (He was much younger than me, of course). I know one of Kelly's grade school classmates through channels that have nothing to do with the hobby. Kelly comes from a two parent, stable, upper middle class family.

So why is Kelly here? Kelly spent some time on the sugar daddy sites in recent years, where several gentlemen (myself included) saw her on an occasional basis. She wanted to increase her side income a bit, and so decided to give this a try.

She was overwhelmed by the volume of texts, and the challenges of verifying clients and scheduling appointments. A number of USAG guys (about 10) have seen her since she placed her ad here last month. But many more have had their texts and calls unreturned.

I'm not going to reveal the nature of Kelly's day job, but I can tell you that it is a professional line of work that requires at least 40 hours per week of attention. As I mentioned before, Kelly probably isn't going to return your text within 15 minutes and set up an appointment for later that day.

Kelly's goal is to cultivate a small following of regulars. I realize that some of you prefer the high volume providers who compete on price and "ready at your beck and call" availability. Kelly isn't going after that market.

As DNut fairly assessed, she isn't for everyone, and her operating procedures are a bit outside the norm here. You may reasonably decide that you would rather see one of the other providers here. There *is* a lot more choice here than there once was, even for super picky guys like me.

All fair and good. But the allegations about Kelly being a drug user or drug dealer (as one sock puppet suggested) are 100% hokum. Ditto for her being a terrorist or escaped convict. I can also assure you that she is not a vampire, werewolf, or witch (as I fully expect her anonymous detractors to become even more creative in the art of unsubstantiated libel).

When Kelly visits me, she usually borrows a book from my extensive personal library. She reads these books and we have intelligent discussions about them. (She last borrowed my copy of "Duma Key" by Stephen King.)

I look for Kelly to drop out of here after she lines up a few regulars.

I personally prefer a lady who *hasn't* seen every guy on the board. (That's why I actually prefer the "sugar baby" websites to the professional provider venue). But again, to each his own.

[D Nut]

RAMBLINGS OF AN OLD MAN. Translation: fellow mongers, a little help for all, please?

All opinions are 1st hand, mine, and not what I have read or heard. I am just an old 66 year old fart with certain tastes. My tastes are different from many of you other mongers, but WE ALL ARE STILL ON THE SAME TEAM! First of all, I do not belong to any clique or group of mongers (I have traded information freely with those that I feel have warranted this service). To understand my subjective viewpoints, you must first know what I value in a provider.

Lots and lots and lots and lots of other stuff. BLAH-BLAH-BLAH BLAH YADDA YADDA YADDA. YIP YIP YIP YIP. Knights that say Nih! Blah-blah-blah-blah

Would I repeat? (different from recommend).

Would I recommend to others?

Wow! After reading all that, I too am now a 66 year old fart.) Just kidding KJ.

For me, a review doesn't have to be that detailed. The single most important detail is the question, "Would I repeat?". Forgetting everything else, it answers the questions of "return on investment". Everything else, I can figure out from the provider's ads. Price, location, incall, outcall, age, body type, race, shaken not stirred.

[FantasyFancy]

Honestly I disagree with the excessively positive reports. Though her dreams don't involve a necessary bad BBBJCIM, they certainly don't involve spectacular ones. She isn't very easy on the eyes to be honest, was fairly awkward and very methodical. Obviously YMMV but I am a very in shape guy and I wasn't into it. For similar $ you can find a much better BBBJ skilled girl who is also easier on the eyes. I would recommend Crissee personally. She gives one of the best BBBJ's in the town's history for the same rate. She has put on a little weight but is still MILES hotter than Felicia. Also Silk and Candice are more skilled and more attractive for similar rates.

I DON'T BELIEVE this ISH this guy has some kinda beef against me calling me ugly wow that's a first NEVER heard that one first he dogged me on na7 ghty now here if my memory serves me right you have seen me more than one time so if I'm that bad why repeat?? I'm not going to stoop to your level but I have numerous positive reviews for a reason a good reason I love what I do and it shows.

So I might not be your cup of tea but ugly I'm not so I hope you find what your looking for and be safe doing so enjoy 2014 and negativity is a terrible way to begin the yr. Just to let you know that I doubt your review will be token seriously due to the fact that your the only one who feels like this have a great yr negative Nancy.

[Todd Cincy]

I've encouraged Kelly to weigh in here on her own behalf.

The wild claims about her being on drugs are utter nonsense. You'll notice that every one involves vague allegations, and they keep changing.

One minute it's meth, then it's heroin, then it's cocaine. I fully expect a sock puppet user name to declare that Kelly is not answering her emails and texts because she is an al Qaeda operative who is busy making plans to bring the global jihad to Cincinnati.

Here is the truth: Kelly is a "normal" suburban young lady who works a regular white collar job. Her brother and I attended the same high school. (He was much younger than me, of course). I know one of Kelly's grade school classmates through channels that have nothing to do with the hobby. Kelly comes from a two parent, stable, upper middle class family.

So why is Kelly here? Kelly spent some time on the sugar daddy sites in recent years, where several gentlemen (myself included) saw her on an occasional basis. She wanted to increase her side income a bit, and so decided to give this a try.

She was overwhelmed by the volume of texts, and the challenges of verifying clients and scheduling appointments. A number of USAG guys (about 10) have seen her since she placed her ad here last month. But many more have had their texts and calls unreturned.

I'm not going to reveal the nature of Kelly's day job, but I can tell you that it is a professional line of work that requires at least 40 hours per week of attention. As I mentioned before, Kelly probably isn't going to return your text within 15 minutes and set up an appointment for later that day.

Kelly's goal is to cultivate a small following of regulars. I realize that some of you prefer the high volume providers who compete on price and "ready at your beck and call" availability. Kelly isn't going after that market.

As DNut fairly assessed, she isn't for everyone, and her operating procedures are a bit outside the norm here. You may reasonably decide that you would rather see one of the other providers here. There *is* a lot more choice here than there once was, even for super picky guys like me.

All fair and good. But the allegations about Kelly being a drug user or drug dealer (as one sock puppet suggested) are 100% hokum. Ditto for her being a terrorist or escaped convict. I can also assure you that she is not a vampire, werewolf, or witch (as I fully expect her anonymous detractors to become even more creative in the art of unsubstantiated libel).

When Kelly visits me, she usually borrows a book from my extensive personal library. She reads these books and we have intelligent discussions about them. (She last borrowed my copy of "Duma Key" by Stephen King.)

I look for Kelly to drop out of here after she lines up a few regulars.

I personally prefer a lady who *hasn't* seen every guy on the board. (That's why I actually prefer the "sugar baby" websites to the professional provider venue). But again, to each his own.

I had the exact same experiece with Kelly / BlondeBabyDoll. I sent her a text, and she replied 5 hours later. By that time, I moved on and made other arrangements. I'm not going to hold a "no reply" against her or any provider. I make contact, and wait an hour. (just in case she just started an hour long appointment. I wouldn't want her to interrup that session, just as much as I would hate for a provider to interrupt my session). For me, an hour is a reasonable time to wait for a text back before I start looking at other options. No harm, no foul.

As far as these druggie accusations go, a few people have weighed in. But Todd Cincy, who I have known to be an upstanding, long time, great intel, kind of a member, has refuted the allegations made by noobs. Not even 10 noobs are equal to 1 Todd, IMHO. Would I see Kelly? Absolutely. . . But only if she provided the type of service I am looking for . . . Which, even according to Todd, isn't the kind of experience she offers.

Somewhere out there, is a monger who will like her service and her options. That's just not me.

[Kenwood Jack]

RAMBLINGS OF AN OLD MAN. Translation: fellow mongers, a little help for all, please?

All opinions are 1st hand, mine, and not what I have read or heard. I am just an old 66 year old fart with certain tastes. My tastes are different from many of you other mongers, but WE ALL ARE STILL ON THE SAME TEAM! First of all, I do not belong to any clique or group of mongers (I have traded information freely with those that I feel have warranted this service). To understand my subjective viewpoints, you must first know what I value in a provider.

What I am trying to say is that, when I write my reviews, I understand that the purpose of these reviews is informational, not some sort of self. Aggrandisement. We all have different priorities, perversions, and preferences. Because I am trying to write the review for you, I try to include as many of the non. Important issues to me as I can (because many non. Issues to me might be of paramount importance to you. Do you really care if I made her come 6 times, or would you rather hear that she TRIED like a trouper to extract that second shot from me? I would prefer the latter.

What IS important to me?
MOST OF THESE CAN BECOME DEAL BREAKERS:
The lady must respect my time (I am not a delivery service), incall, safeness of neighborhood (PM for horrific story about this lesson learned), BBBJCIM (I don't care if they spit or swallow), attitude (ATTITUDE TRUMPS MOST EVERYTHING), perfume smell, smoking smell, answering phone during session, and promptness.

These may ALSO be important:
Ability to have date at a moment's notice, skills (an extraordinary attitude still trumps everything), no makeup, no music in background (I might get a call), thin, young, boobs (I love them small), perversions offered.

These are SOMEWHAT important:
Build (the thinner the better), personality, cleanliness of incall, cleanliness of girl, I do not want to hear the girl's problems all the time.

Not important to me: price, niceness of incall, kissing (dfk or lfk), CFS, DATY, GREEK, MSOG.

I know that you couldn't give a rat's ass what I like and what is important to me. But I have toiled to get truthful, comprehensive information to you fellow mongers, and most of you at best give cursorily done reviews. Can you HELP a fellow monger out a little bit here? I have read most all of your reports in the past few years. I gleaned that everybody likes different things. Please, when you review, try to include information. There are things that might be of no matter to you, but would sound a death knell for other mongers. PLEASE be comprehensive. I will illustrate a little here:

Looks: Some like chunky. Some like big tits. Some like BBW type. Me, I like 'them skinny. How tall? Does she look as good as her pictures? Does she have any dental issues? It might be important to some. Does she look slutty or the girl next door or what? The more information you include, the more you help other mongers out. When you tell other mongers to see your ATF provider, that's like telling people to go to Five Guys for hamburgers because you like them. You would be more helpful if you told everyone that Five Guys burgers are really greasy (and you just love really greasy)! You get that?

What will she do? Who will she do? - Some of these young things think their shit doesn't stink and think that it is really their time that you are buying (not service). Will this lady take care of a fat old guy? This is important. There are some providers that were not very kind to this old fat guy (a few). A few of you fellow mongers are past their prime. Be considerate of your fellow mongers. Some of the providers say they like older guys but don't deliver a quality session. A little ATTITUDE goes a long way. Nothing is better than a super attitude, and a bad attitude can CANCEL out great looks, great boobs, great anything. Attitude, attitude, attitude. THE PROVIDER WITH THE OUTSTANDING ATTITUDE seems to be a better kisser, seems to be just a little better (or a whole lot better) in all aspects of the experience.

My time is sacrosanct? Never ask me to pick up cigarettes on the way or any other supplies. Most times I make a 1/2 hour appointment because I only have 1/2 hour. If she is late by 10 minutes, I really have only 20 minutes (even if she has more time) for the dirty deeds. Does she value my time? I have noticed that my GO TO backup girl is the one that can see me right away (attitude), doesn't ask me to be her delivery boy (attitude), and appreciates my business (attitude).

Will she see me at the last minute? I never seem to know that I am going to be available until the last minute. Can I call her often to get that last minute appointment without her getting mad? I don't mind hearing no, I am calling at the last minute, but please don't give me a bad attitude because I wanted to throw some business your way. I would call you more often at the last minute if you turned me away without an attitude.

I am in different areas of town sometimes. I might want to visit a provider new to me.
Where area of town is important. A general area of town would be helpful in your review. Very helpful.
In your report should be something like: Kings Island area, tri. County area, west side.
East side, central Cincinnati, northeast 275 area, Kentucky near airport, Kentucky near downtown, Eastgate, or something geographical to help me with my choice of whether or not I should see this provider.

One and done. That's me. I am certainly a one and done kind of guy and not a cuddler. Some of you can score msog and have extra time to cuddle. Good for you, but tell of these things in your review. Is a 1/2 hour appointment really a 15 minute 1 and done, or does she take her time to give you what you want?

What do you want? I don't want to daty or dfk. I know what has been in those places recently. For those of you that like this stuff, does she LET you cuddle or ALLOW daty, or does she WELCOME these things. I try to answer these questions as best I can in my reviews. Please do so yourself.

Fetish. I am an old man and like things a little different. Is she open to role playing (if she offers GFE, she is already role playing. Believe it or not) or strange requests or at least not offended by strange requests?

WHAT THEY SAY. And MY RESPONSE.
"I've never tried that" - but will you try it now?
"I don't do that" - have you actually given it a try?
"I tried it and it is not for me" - and I respect your limits.
"Sure" - I hope you don't just go through the paces.
"I've never tried that. Bring it on!" - Now you're my kind of lady.

NOTA BENE -.

Providers, here is the attitude I want you to have. This is what you SHOULD be thinking!

"I know you worked hard and did shitty ass things to earn your money. I'm willing to do that too.".

"Your cum may taste awful, but what shit did you have to do so that you could pay me today? I really appreciate your money and I will please you as best I can. I need this money, and I understand that I MUST perform certain acts to earn this money, and I appreciate your business.".

"I will try to accommodate your wishes both in and out of the bedroom (or couch, or backseat, etc). - I will do my best to answer the phone at all times when I am not with a client. I will strive to be on time and respect YOUR time.".

"Respect should be a two. Way-street. Respect my limits, and I will respect your wishes.".

I want to be respected -.
First, respect MY time. MY time is of utmost importance. If I'm willing to pay you $100 for a half hour session. And you push me back 30 minutes. You have wasted at least $100 of my time and my time is limited. I probably won't be able to see you. You've provided a disservice. This upsets me.

Second, respect MY money. I'm doing this for sex, you're doing this for money. My money is worth a lot; you should be appreciative that you can earn $75 or $100 by blowing me. Even if you don't like the act, you should appreciate the money. Out in the business world getting ahead. I did a lot worse than that (it was to me anyways) to earn $75. All money earners learn, that to climb the socio. Economic ladder, one must do many unpleasant activities over and over ad nauseam.

Many providers just don't know customer service begins with the phone. Not just being able to deliver a 1/2 hour quality packed sex act. There are a few providers out there that would get much more of my business (much, much more), if they would only answer their phone. Others deliver a high quality session intermittently.

BELOW IS A GENERIC FILL IN THE BLANK REVIEW. Copy and use any part and fill in the blanks. As you do, you will discard parts that you did not find out the answers to, or add other information that will help other mongers with their choice of providers. (I do not advocate 3 page reviews, but, fellow mongers, your reviews should be more comprehensive and less blah- blah). Not to single out anyone, but most reviews from HuntLadys29 are short but packed full of information.

HER NAME:

General area of town:

Incall or outcall (or car date, or what):

How did you find her (or how might someone else find her):

For some, it is about the outside beauty:

Butterface? Or not?

Did she look as advertised on her website and / or the escort photo directory?

How was she dressed?

Boobs:

Ass:

General body type:

For some. It is the hassle:

What was the ease / difficulty of scheduling?

1st time you are seeing her?

Was she on time?

How did you set it up? Texting. Or what?

Was it 40 texts or just 2 calls?

REFERENCES NEEDED (or not).

Safety of incall.

Sometimes a little ocd gets in:

The "Incall" location - (both building and neighborhood).

The neighborhood may not be so safe at night {TCS. Ellipses}.

Did it seem safe and secure?

Was the incall clean?

Did you "do it" on the top cover (the same place the last 4 guys came)?

Cleanliness of girl: (describe).

Be. O. ?

Sweet as flowers?

Perfume smell: (this is not a plus for many mongers).

Smoking smell:

For some of us mongers, it's all about the attitude.

Attitude:

Skill:

Performance:

Chemistry and Comfort:

Comfortability level:

MENU:

If you publish her full menu, you are doing a great service to the rest of the mongers:

What's on the menu for everyone? We know it's always YMMV, but tell us what we might expect, even if this was not your experience (always ask about menu, BBBJ or CBJ, greek, cim, fetishes, msog, positions, cfs, lfk, daty, rimming (this goes both ways. Which way?

Fetish, in my opinion at least, is different from CFS, DFK, CIM, BBBJ, GFE, GREEK, role play, DATY. Fetish would be something repugnant to many, but exciting to some. This might include PSE type things such as swirling it around in her mouth, showing it to you while dribbling it down her chin, then swallowing it all like they do on a survivor eating challenge. Maybe you get a duo that offers snowballing, Does she offer DATO (rimming), prostate massage, or S&M, or even watersports, or more! If you want to write a very thorough review, please ask and report. One provider's piss (yucch!) may be some monger's ambrosia. Definition of wild. Two girls and a guy. Definition of kinky. Two girls, a guy, and a dog.

Today's experience:

Start of the session. How did it kick off?

Did she make you feel comfortable?

Is she easy to talk to?

Is she a kisser?

How was her kissing?

CBJ vs. BBBJ.

Multiple pops allowed?

Did she have a favorite?

Did she have a position she didn't like?

Did she allow for multiple positions?

Does she like to "O" ?

What made her "O"?

Her finishing move (for you)?

Did she provide clean. Up after the pop?

What was her specialty?

Overall pros: (reasons a monger might want to see her).

Overall cons: (reasons a monger might not want to see her).

Cost:

Overall value:

Zero factor: (What are good reasons to see this provider again that are not sex. Related?) Zero times she did not answer her phone, zero things she asked me to pick. Up for her, zero minutes that she was late, zero drama with anything, zero boyfriends or handlers that I saw, zero unsolicited texts, zero times the phone rang during appointment, zero times she pissed and moaned about anything.

Wow factor: What makes her so special, that even with all the superior low. Cost providers in the greater Cincinnati area, what is it that makes you want to come back to her?

When I go to Frisch's, I know that I am getting fair quality (not great). Frisch's prices are way too high for their service or their quality of food. However, I myself go to Frisch's just because of their cole slaw. A friend goes to Frisch's for their pumpkin pie. Another friend does not like Frisch's except for their fish sandwich. Although no one I know (including myself) praises Frisch's, everyone loves some little special thing that keeps that individual diner returning again and again.

I go to the dollar store, not because I can't afford the higher prices of a regular store, but because I feel great every time I walk out of the store just because I got great value for my money. I felt this same way after visiting certain low cost providers.

Also, I have certain fetish requests. I feel so comfortable with some that I express some fantasy wishes. W O W! W O W!

Would I repeat? (different from recommend).

Would I recommend to others?

[PhatDaty]

Pd,

You know I'm very upset by this post. I don't know if I'm more upset that it kind of bypassed me during the holidays because I've been so busy or the fact that you actually think Buddha has a say over what I do or who I see. Darling I do not see you because you are a threat. You have never once disrespected me or been unpleasant in any kind of way in any of our sessions; however, not only threatened my partner but you threatened an innocent woman, cc. I will not be associated with someone who was in that state of mind whether you're in that state of mind now or not I don't give a fuck. I would never pay you to sleep with me and I will never receive money for me to sleep with you. I Wish you nothing but the best in life and hope that everything works out for you but I think our time has come to an end.

Stay safe,

The real Sasha Black.

One day he will turn on you like he has me and many others. Be safe, Sasha.

[TheDaytimer]

True CLASS!

Pd,

You know I'm very upset by this post. I don't know if I'm more upset that it kind of bypassed me during the holidays because I've been so busy or the fact that you actually think Buddha has a say over what I do or who I see. Darling I do not see you because you are a threat. You have never once disrespected me or been unpleasant in any kind of way in any of our sessions; however, not only threatened my partner but you threatened an innocent woman, cc. I will not be associated with someone who was in that state of mind whether you're in that state of mind now or not I don't give a fuck. I would never pay you to sleep with me and I will never receive money for me to sleep with you. I Wish you nothing but the best in life and hope that everything works out for you but I think our time has come to an end.

Stay safe,

The real Sasha Black.