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[Member #4637]

Has anyone been able to reach Cassidy Crowne? She was one of the hottest in NKY and I've lost contact. Haven't seen any posts in a while. Anyone know where she is now?

[Todd Cincy]

I knew her a long time ago. She is hot but has been in the herion and crack scene since high school. Be careful with this one.

I met "Kelly" a few years ago, on one of the "arrangement" sites. Unlike the last poster, I've been posting here since at least 2010.

Kelly is neither a liar nor a druggie. She is, as Secret Agent noted, a true "girl next door" who has decided to give this a try.

On the downside, she *does* seem to have problems scheduling. Kelly has a life outside of this board. Unlike many of the women here, Kelly is not sitting around in a cheap motel in Covington or Clifton waiting for your call.

There are a handful of great guys here. However, there are also a number who are so locked in the SW client mentality, that their stupidity and sheer rudeness drive away the few really hot girls we get here.

For those of you in the former category, please be patient. Kelly will get back to you. For those in the latter category, please leave Kelly alone and go back to your toothless $30 car dates. Please quit driving away the few truly hot women who land on USAG.

Even better, stay on the SW board where the women have no choice but to put up with your nonsense. Kelly is not for you.

[JohnInCinci]

THE GOOD:

Okay, fellas, here's the deal -- I was NOT intending to share the following info because I was contemplating being a total hog and keeping it all to myself -- but I've changed my mind.

KELLY is, in fact, the Real Deal, and I'm NOT kidding one iota. I've been with her a few times already AND I swear she became my ATF after visit-1. I have never fallen in love with any provider, ever, but I could definitely be on the fence with this girl EXCEPT for one really important issue -- most of the things the other guys have said about her are, well, can we just say and then leave it at "indefensible".

Honestly, I would see her every other day if I could but she is extremely hard to reach, which makes it very, very frustrating. However, I do NOT regret my persistence, and never will. I am NOT teasing, puffing, shading, skewing, tailoring, twisting, stretching, massaging, enhancing, embellishing, changing, or otherwise distorting the following TRUTH -- KELLY is the single best that I have ever had in my entire life. She is too good to be true -- BUT she is definitely true. Kelly is literally the catholic grew who grew up down the street from you in suburbia that you knew you could never have. She is one of those types that comes from that very accomplished, well to do family. This girl is absolutely a true gem -- with a body like a GODDESS, seriously, and she has the tightest kitty that I've ever experienced in my entire life -- HEY, I'm talking about needing a crowbar to try to pry your way in, and that's NOT a joke. And she is just as sweet as you could ever imagine, and it's genuine, too! Not to mention that she's no dummy either; she's been educated in some very fine schools. SHE SHOULD BE THE POSTER GIRL for the GODDESS VENUS.

I have no idea why she decided to enter the business. I have NOT seen any drugs or marks, and did NOT smell any smoke or alcohol -- I'm talking none, zero, zilch.

At first, I was convinced that she was too good to be true and therefore somehow connected to the Uncle. However, because of my past life, I have some knowledge, skills, and contacts that most other folks don't have, which allowed me to very quickly rule out that possibility and so I then pursued her like a starving cave man -- and boy am I ever glad I did! I'm telling each and every one of you that every man should be so lucky, at least once in his life, to eat and drink at the table of the GODS, which is exactly what it feels like to me when I am with her.

I TOTALLY ADMIT IT, I'm completely smitten with this girl and her fabulous body and amazing skills!

THE BAD:

She is definitely NOT desperate so one is entirely at her beck and call, that is, mercy, as to when one might get to see her and how often.

THE UGLY (facts):

I also had (and continue to have) problems setting up things with her (and I think we get along fairly well).

There is some reason why she conducts herself the way she does but I have NOT been able to figure it out (yet)!

For example, just this evening she texted me and offered to let me come over -- then I've NOT heard from her again to confirm a time or any of the other necessary details. It's completely screwy to me -- can you say Looney Tunes!

FUCK, for all I know, she's an alien and her unexplained disappearances can be attributed to her being required to periodically report to the Mother Ship for debriefing -- but that's NOT necessarily too bad now that I think about it -- SHAZAMM, maybe there's an entire planet with millions of other girls just like her. GOD, I can only hope and pray it's true!

I knew her a long time ago. She is hot but has been in the herion and crack scene since high school. Be careful with this one.

[Melanie28]

I had a great time this morning, she has great skills, shaved kitty BBBJ, daty, cfs, will repeat.

Love to know that I have pleased you and that you will repeat, I enjoyed myself too. Thankyou for the good time and the great review. Hope to hear from you soon.

[Member #4457]

I just came back from spending a wonderful hour with RemmyLynn. Her location was easy to find. When she opened the door my jaw about hit the floor. Her pictures on here look good but when you see this girl in person OMG! What a perfect little package height, weight, chest and ass. Easy to talk to and very very friendly. If you haven't seen her yet, you should!

[Tcoupe]

Met anna last night, she is a real cool girl, great skills, great ass, nice tits. Greated me with a hug and kiss, then on to BBBJ, daty, and cfs. real sweet girl, seems to have a good head on her shoulders, will repeat.

[Tcoupe]

I had a great time this morning, she has great skills, shaved kitty BBBJ, daty, cfs, will repeat.

[Bckpg721]

Had the pleasure of dreaming about her. All 10's in every department. Pics are accurate and all the reviews that say she is a 10 are correct!! Top notch!
Oh, and a nice and tight shaved kitty!!!

[SashaBlack]

I took the holiday plunge and arranged a duo with Sasha and Cupcake. I had enjoyed both before several times separately, but whoa, combined they're dangerous to the heart. Lot of fun.

Details, well, a lot of naked bodies sucking on each other. I've had doubles a few times before but it always seemed forced. This experience was like three old friends who just enjoy fucking each other. Watching the two of them share my load back and forth was worth the price of admission.

These two are not for the faint of heart.

Since this was a Christmas present to myself, I can it was the best I've ever gotten.

Hey sweetie,

Sorry for the last response; been extremely busy with the family during all the Holiday's. CC and I had a great time and hope to do it again soon. Baby if either one of us ever felt forced, you would have been asked to leave. You saw us at the end of your dream, we didn't want you to leave.

Merry Christmas to you.

Muah,

Sasha & CC.

[Member #4637]

I had seen Natti once before and was not really impressed, especially with the cleanliness of her play area. Lots of negative reviews have been posted, including by me.

Well, this morning, I was in the area and texted her to see if she could see me right away. Even with very short notice, she accommodated me and was fresh, clean, and ready to please. This was a 180 degree turnaround from my previous visit. She obviously got the message and cleaned up her act. If you tried her before or never tried Natti because of the bad reviews, give her another chance. She's a pretty sweet young lady and is really growing in her skills in the business.

[Member #4483]

I don't know anything about Kelly however I was searching my name and found that you were satisfied. Thankyou for the good review. Glad you were satisfied and hope to hear from you again soon.

I agree. She is the biggest flake and wack job I have encountered on this site. What a complete waste of time talking with her and trying to make plans. I can't figure out if this is an act and she gets off trying to tease people or what her fucking deal is. She wanted $300 when I spoke to her Sunday night. I said that a I don't pay that and she has no reviews and Cincy is a very competitive city with girls who perform good and some on the cheap as well. She agreed on what I was going to pay. Set up time for noon on Monday. Gave me her cell and land line. Start calling both at 11, then 11:30 and then noon with no call back. Luckily I had hit up Star back on the 13th and she had just gotten out of the shower so I stopped down to campus and had another great session with her. This Kelly sends me some long text that I saw when I turned on my phone Tuesday morning with a bunch of blah, blah, blah. I will make it up to you etc. Down to Cincy from Columbus again today after we spoke for 10 minutes last night. Sent her a text at 9:30 and never heard a word. Luckily I had a back up plan, Melanie a new budget provider who just started to advertise her. Met in Mason and had a nice BBFS session.

Kelly is a total fucking flake.

I won't take you through all of the detailed drama, but don't waste your money or time. This girl can't remember her lies from one message to the next and her stories contradict each other.

Have had the opportunity to meet up with Kelly Blonde Baby Doll a couple times this young lady is Top Shelf gentlemen smoking hot. Has some protocol that we need to follow, Other than that you can't go wrong with this Baby Doll Ouch!!

Anybody got any info on her.

Hi There!

New to this thing so you probably won't find any reviews and my prices are higher than most of the girls here but the way I see it, you get what you pay for!!

I'm 25, blonde, blue, 5'4, 34 b, size 2. Drug and disease free. I have a real job and am not desperate for money so I have no problem charging more than the average escort plus it helps weed out the clientele.

Mariemont area and can host or come to you.

Serious, respectful inquiries only!!

For rates or additional info, contact me at blondebabydoll007@gmail.com.

Kelly.

THE GOOD:

Okay, fellas, here's the deal -- I was NOT intending to share the following info because I was contemplating being a total hog and keeping it all to myself -- but I've changed my mind.

KELLY is, in fact, the Real Deal, and I'm NOT kidding one iota. I've been with her a few times already AND I swear she became my ATF after visit-1. I have never fallen in love with any provider, ever, but I could definitely be on the fence with this girl EXCEPT for one really important issue -- most of the things the other guys have said about her are, well, can we just say and then leave it at "indefensible".

Honestly, I would see her every other day if I could but she is extremely hard to reach, which makes it very, very frustrating. However, I do NOT regret my persistence, and never will. I am NOT teasing, puffing, shading, skewing, tailoring, twisting, stretching, massaging, enhancing, embellishing, changing, or otherwise distorting the following TRUTH -- KELLY is the single best that I have ever had in my entire life. She is too good to be true -- BUT she is definitely true. Kelly is literally the catholic grew who grew up down the street from you in suburbia that you knew you could never have. She is one of those types that comes from that very accomplished, well to do family. This girl is absolutely a true gem -- with a body like a GODDESS, seriously, and she has the tightest kitty that I've ever experienced in my entire life -- HEY, I'm talking about needing a crowbar to try to pry your way in, and that's NOT a joke. And she is just as sweet as you could ever imagine, and it's genuine, too! Not to mention that she's no dummy either; she's been educated in some very fine schools. SHE SHOULD BE THE POSTER GIRL for the GODDESS VENUS.

I have no idea why she decided to enter the business. I have NOT seen any drugs or marks, and did NOT smell any smoke or alcohol -- I'm talking none, zero, zilch.

At first, I was convinced that she was too good to be true and therefore somehow connected to the Uncle. However, because of my past life, I have some knowledge, skills, and contacts that most other folks don't have, which allowed me to very quickly rule out that possibility and so I then pursued her like a starving cave man -- and boy am I ever glad I did! I'm telling each and every one of you that every man should be so lucky, at least once in his life, to eat and drink at the table of the GODS, which is exactly what it feels like to me when I am with her.

I TOTALLY ADMIT IT, I'm completely smitten with this girl and her fabulous body and amazing skills!

THE BAD:

She is definitely NOT desperate so one is entirely at her beck and call, that is, mercy, as to when one might get to see her and how often.

THE UGLY (facts):

I also had (and continue to have) problems setting up things with her (and I think we get along fairly well).

There is some reason why she conducts herself the way she does but I have NOT been able to figure it out (yet)!

For example, just this evening she texted me and offered to let me come over -- then I've NOT heard from her again to confirm a time or any of the other necessary details. It's completely screwy to me -- can you say Looney Tunes!

FUCK, for all I know, she's an alien and her unexplained disappearances can be attributed to her being required to periodically report to the Mother Ship for debriefing -- but that's NOT necessarily too bad now that I think about it -- SHAZAMM, maybe there's an entire planet with millions of other girls just like her. GOD, I can only hope and pray it's true!

[Member #4455]

Witon just left. I decided to TOFT and am I ever glad I did. This gorgeous pregnant blonde is 5'11" and amazing. If you like them ready to pop, do whatever it takes to find her quickly. Don't wait, run. She could be out of commission any day now. Literally. Big soft tits, big butt, bigger belly, nice soft giner. She was very responsive and did everything I asked, needed and could barely handle. I don't like to go into a lot of details, but hurry! She smokes but not around clients, Is very friendly, and is nice to talk to.

Biggest problem is she doesn't have a phone and can't host. I've got her email where trusted Seniors can reach her. Make sure you pass along you screen name to her. She's been gone 15 minutes and if I could, I'the ask her to come back.

Thank you for the review love: the I'm looking forward to our 2nd meeting! I hope you're ready, LOL. I don't have much time until I will be out of commission for a little over a month, so catch me while you can.

[Member #4483]

I visited with Priscilla from EE for the very first time last Monday night at a safe, clean, convenient incall in KY. I really liked her! Priscilla has an absolutely amazing body, IMHO (a solid 9.5 as far as I'm concerned)! I will never understand why she quit modeling. Priscilla reminds "me" of -- no fellas, not Elizabeth Shue -- but the young actress named, Emily Ratajkowski (see attached pic), who recently appeared in Robin Thicke's 2012 smash hit music video entitled, "Blurred Lines" (the unrated version, of course).

Although I don't like to kiss and publicly tell, I will divulge that she did absolutely everything I asked of her and we had a really good time. I'm not sure that the word "no" is even in her vocabulary.

And yes, it is true, she is a quiet person. But I liked that a lot about her. I understand the whole YMMV thing but I simply cannot imagine anyone commenting that she is a "cold fish" since my experience with her was far from it. I don't need to make, and I prefer not to engage in or hear, a bunch of irrelevant and meaningless chit chat, as well as all of the fake moans and groans that so many providers perform and a lot of hobbyists apparently like. I also cringe every time I'm called hun, honey, babe, baby, sweetheart, etc., by a provider, unless she truly knows me -- and about 90% of the time they don't know me very well or not at all. I appreciated the fact that I received none of that irritating and annoying kind of stuff from Priscilla.

THANK YOU, PRISCILLA!

YES, I plan to repeat.

OHHHHH YEAH, Before I Forget: PLEASE PAY ATTENTION To The Man Behind The Curtain!

YES, I'm talking about the incredible OZ of EE, he is definitely a wizard. He lined up everything for me with Priscilla in a matter of just a few minutes. And it was completely quick, EZ, and painless.

THANK YOU, MR. OZ of EE!

[Melanie28]

Saw Melanie's post under the escorts listing. Called her and set up an appointment. Arrived to find a petite and sweet brunette. Felt comfortable from the minute I walked in. Very nice body and very willing to please. Being older, my performance isn't always great but she was very patient and willing to do whatever it took. No rush. Would recommend to all.

Thankyou for the review I aim to please. I am new at this and know that I can improve on alot but it is very nice to know you had a good experience. Hope to see you again some time soon.