Massage Parlor Reports

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Admin and many SM's have advised me to ignore haters such as [Deleted by Admin]. There will always be those who are jealous, angry and miserable. However, his BS has required that I break my silence.

[Deleted by Admin]
Actually, no it doesn't. If he's being a dick, report the post, if I don't agree then use the ignore function. Getting involved in any drama on a pussy forum is just stupid.

You had to know I would do this,

A2

[Sex Xes]

I visited Zen massage Winter Garden the other day. Lili is an older lady that runs the place. She is maybe 5 foot tall 90 pounds & not attractive. I really needed a good massage, so I said what the hell. She gave a very good massage. She is very cautious so I don't know if everyone would leave happy. I've been there several times previous, with other "therapists", so she knew who I was and I left happy.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Just got back from Ohio a few days ago. Spent Christmas with the in. Laws, etc. You know the drill. Good to be back. I know I said I would not post a review until the end of this month, but, what can I say? Fuck it. I couldn't wait that long.

Monica. At Mojo Massage. Legit excellent massage. Nothing else. http://www.mojowellnesstherapies.com/.

Nikki. Body Rubs on BP. Called her. Seemed sweet on the phone until I heard her pimp yelling at her in the back ground about her prices. Guy was an asshole. I told her some other time maybe. Never heard back from her. http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ght-27/9714986.

Heather. Winter Springs LMT. Great massage. Will repeat. PM for data. http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4266170972.html.

Park Avenue Spa. I had quite an experience with several of the beautiful and sexy ladies there. Will definitely repeat. PM for data. http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...day-25/9484463.

JaguarXF.

[Otownstamina]

Seen her ad ever so often but didn't see any reviews. Anyone seen her before?

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...rue-23/9435136

[Member #4850]

Not normally a MP guy, but found myself downtown last night needing relief. Saw Natalie's ad and took a chance. Her in call location is at a "new" under construction location on OBT. When I showed up for my appointment, another monger was waiting in the lobby. Natalie asked if I would come back in 20-30 minutes. I had one more errand to run so told her I would be back. I came back 30 minutes later and Natalie was wearing sexy lingerie and for the most part I would say her pictures are very accurate. Nice sensual rub, turned into a very hot session. During the session I got a horrible headache that she immediately gave me Tylenol for. After some time I found out she also spoke Russian and left very satisfied. I'm not a big fan of her location, but would repeat due to the service provided.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ers-26/9485848

Do you mind revealing how much coin you dished out?

[Todds57]

Not normally a MP guy, but found myself downtown last night needing relief. Saw Natalie's ad and took a chance. Her in call location is at a "new" under construction location on OBT. When I showed up for my appointment, another monger was waiting in the lobby. Natalie asked if I would come back in 20-30 minutes. I had one more errand to run so told her I would be back. I came back 30 minutes later and Natalie was wearing sexy lingerie and for the most part I would say her pictures are very accurate. Nice sensual rub, turned into a very hot session. During the session I got a horrible headache that she immediately gave me Tylenol for. After some time I found out she also spoke Russian and left very satisfied. I'm not a big fan of her location, but would repeat due to the service provided.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ers-26/9485848

[ShyGuy2175]

Tori was my all time ATF, dreamt with her for a long time. Always a pleasure for 100 mario coins alwaus went tje extra mile amd NEVER any disappointment. Travel alot for work always worked with my schedule, definitely miss her. My dreams preferably like to build a good mutual respect with one dreamer because lately I've noticed a few ladies looking high as a kite, NOT saying all are experimenting with the party favors, bit right now being cautious in my dreaming, don't want to with the silver bracelet dreamer award from uncle LEO if you know what I mean.

Happy New. Year, and happy mongering.

It sounds to me like your ATF must have been the young hot and beautiful Tori from luxsa. I think all mongers were disappointed, and saddened by her departure. I was told she had to go back home to Tennessee for family issues. I never got the opportunity to see her, but I planned on it after hearing such raving and positive reviews about her. Oh well, that's the way the cookie crumbles. But as far as your provider at M.be. S; It sounds as if you saw Lissette. I don't know when you offered the donation, but it sounds to me like you waited until after the session. Also, knowing what I know from having visiting M.be. S so many times, I know donations typically start at .80. So what more than likely happened was you didn't lay out the tip before the session. (I don't fault you for that because sometimes it's not a bad idea to do wait, but the girls here, in my experience, expect to have the tip before the session). Consequently, your provider gave you a subpar rub. I'm going to be honest with you and tell you that Lissette CAN be a good provider and has positive reviews, but as always, YMMV. I also applaud you for not throwing out extra coin even when you felt your session was bad. Some mongers tip as they normally would when they didn't experience a thorough or good session, and this behavior encourages providers to harden their expectations on the price of tips, if you will. As one monger to another, I will tell you that there are some beautiful American woman at M.be. S who are eager to please, but be ready to drop $.60 for a session. There are other great deals out there too brother, so you have to know what's important to you. I personally dish out the .20 to .40 extra at Luxsa / M.be. S / Essence instead of going to AMP's. Even some of the AMP women are starting to demand extra green. Find out what works for you bro. If you have any questions P.M me. Good Luck.

[Exec Talent]

Hadn't stopped in at Rainbow in Longwood for a long time so made a spur of the moment decision to stick my head in the door.

The good: Private parking is available in the rear of the building.

The bad: If you go after dark like I did the back door is locked and you have to take the walk of shame around front waving at all of your friends driving by on 434 and nodding to the barbershop customers who are hanging around on the sidewalk talking.

The worst: The owner is working as the only therapist at this point and she is definitely in her sixties, with a portly figure. Although she did come to the door wearing a wife beater tank top with no bra on (perky nipple see's) she just wasn't doing it for me.

I left but if she's your thing have at it.

There are some businesses that should just close. This is one of those. I used to stop here occasionally to see if anything had changed. It never did. They have the oldest and the absolutely ugliest women imaginable. Not unattractive. Downright ugly. Do not feel guilty taking a look and leaving. There are many many better options out there. The reason a business like this stays open is either because they are laundering money or because some men have no selfrespect.

[Member #4850]

40 mario coins at door, plus another 60 mario coins after nightmare ended young girl, latin. My atf retired moved back home from luxsa, hadn't found anyone that dreamt the way we dreamt together.

It sounds to me like your ATF must have been the young hot and beautiful Tori from luxsa. I think all mongers were disappointed, and saddened by her departure. I was told she had to go back home to Tennessee for family issues. I never got the opportunity to see her, but I planned on it after hearing such raving and positive reviews about her. Oh well, that's the way the cookie crumbles. But as far as your provider at M.be. S; It sounds as if you saw Lissette. I don't know when you offered the donation, but it sounds to me like you waited until after the session. Also, knowing what I know from having visiting M.be. S so many times, I know donations typically start at .80. So what more than likely happened was you didn't lay out the tip before the session. (I don't fault you for that because sometimes it's not a bad idea to do wait, but the girls here, in my experience, expect to have the tip before the session). Consequently, your provider gave you a subpar rub. I'm going to be honest with you and tell you that Lissette CAN be a good provider and has positive reviews, but as always, YMMV. I also applaud you for not throwing out extra coin even when you felt your session was bad. Some mongers tip as they normally would when they didn't experience a thorough or good session, and this behavior encourages providers to harden their expectations on the price of tips, if you will. As one monger to another, I will tell you that there are some beautiful American woman at M.be. S who are eager to please, but be ready to drop $.60 for a session. There are other great deals out there too brother, so you have to know what's important to you. I personally dish out the .20 to .40 extra at Luxsa / M.be. S / Essence instead of going to AMP's. Even some of the AMP women are starting to demand extra green. Find out what works for you bro. If you have any questions P.M me. Good Luck.

[Quasimodo45]

Saw Jessica for a couple of hrs. Email contact only. There is a reason. Got an email with her number in the AM. She talked me in with the gate code. The address will confuse your GPS system. Look on Google maps before you start out or get her instructions. Met me outside. Tallish looking (from a distance. VERY slender. It works). Smell stale smoke at the door. Just like half a bottle of Febreze was just used. (I was right!) Her face belies her age. Looks like she was a stunner in her day. Kind of trailer trashy. Loves to talk. Move upstairs to the bedroom. Messy. On the table. Backside down. Her clothes don't last long. Good looking body. AA or AAA tits. Great pencil eraser nips. If you like 'them small. This is your girl. Very suckable. Does her rubbing thing (not a massage) keeps you at attention. Loves to talk. Great kisser. Fun time. Free access to everywhere. No penetration. (SEE: Management Rules). Tell her I can smell smoking. She can't figure out why. (Maybe the overflowing ashtray by the bed? Ya think?

Goes on & on about her life. (Rode hard. Put away wet). Turns out she has management. She has not seen your emails. She has not read all of her web site. Says if you pop. That's all folks. (What the. . . (DAMN AUTO CORRECT)) Keeps up the teasing rub until 1.5 hrs in. (Yes, it's fun) Keeps a running commentary of the time schedule. Then goes for the final activities. Yes. Will work with you to keep it going to the end of your time. Nice finish.

Glad I went. Was an experience. To be sure. But not to be repeated.

(EDIT - Fixed an auto correct substitution.)

[SA2222]

Tell us the scoop.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...ecials/8457902

Picture makes Haley look a lot better than in person. Has some extra pounds. Nice girl. She complained about people looking for HE; specifically said she doesn't do that (I didn't even ask). It's been a while since I saw her but she lived in Tampa and traveled to Orlando just for the appointment. Only saw once; no extras. Extras might be available, but I didn't push it because I wasn't aroused with her.

[ShyGuy2175]

Hey man, sorry about your subpar experience at MBS. If you don't mind, would you inform us all who you saw? M.be. S has some fairly new provider's, so it's possible that you received a dream from a girl who's not that experienced. Also, how much coin did you dish out?

40 mario coins at door, plus another 60 mario coins after nightmare ended young girl, latin. My atf retired moved back home from luxsa, hadn't found anyone that dreamt the way we dreamt together.

[Member #6038]

Hadn't stopped in at Rainbow in Longwood for a long time so made a spur of the moment decision to stick my head in the door.

The good: Private parking is available in the rear of the building.

The bad: If you go after dark like I did the back door is locked and you have to take the walk of shame around front waving at all of your friends driving by on 434 and nodding to the barbershop customers who are hanging around on the sidewalk talking.

The worst: The owner is working as the only therapist at this point and she is definitely in her sixties, with a portly figure. Although she did come to the door wearing a wife beater tank top with no bra on (perky nipple see's) she just wasn't doing it for me.

I left but if she's your thing have at it.

[Member #4850]

Been while since got that wild hair to dream about a nice rub. Unfortunately my dream was more of a nightmare, dreamt of m.be. S., average rub but upsell at end after taking care of my dream guide. Won't ever repeat!

Hey man, sorry about your subpar experience at MBS. If you don't mind, would you inform us all who you saw? M.be. S has some fairly new provider's, so it's possible that you received a dream from a girl who's not that experienced. Also, how much coin did you dish out?

[ShyGuy2175]

Been while since got that wild hair to dream about a nice rub. Unfortunately my dream was more of a nightmare, dreamt of m.be. S., average rub but upsell at end after taking care of my dream guide. Won't ever repeat!