Massage Parlor Reports

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 01-04-14 14:05

But please, purchase a new provider phone. Everyone knows your phone number and they likely know that Stacy and you are one and the same person. That's all fine and good. But there are some gents that will not see you due to the shit storm you caused with that nefarious post about the lovely Cheyanne / MBS last month. I do however, encourage men to see you because, as I said, in my post to you, everyone should have the capacity to forgive others' transgressions. I forgive you, sweetie! And your highly decadent, lecherous and plump ass and exquisitely puckered asshole are forever chiseled on Jag's "Mount Rushmore" pantheon of all time provider asses. Your to do list should include a trip to Wal. Mart to purchase a new phone and phone number.

Happy New year, baby.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...irl-22/9700024

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 01-04-14 12:48

Dear Admin,

I know you guys are in South America or somewhere in Central America, or the Caribbean. But, can you honestly tell us hobbyists here in Orlando Florida, that you cats have access to better asses than these?? Seriously I honestly believe that Orlando Florida has some of the most beautiful women in the world. True, you cats have extremely beautiful women where you are and you are very lucky that you don't have assholes like Grady Judd and MBI monitoring your every move. I lived on Ohio for 52 years. But I was married for 30 of them. When I came here in 2002, I was amazing at the amount of talent that was here.

Check out these links Admin and my fellow and highly venerable colleagues. I will be posting my dreams about these gals next week. I am in indescribable awe as to how gorgeous these two women are. Just drool over that ass. I'm going to fill it with my load of "choad".

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...&image=9730589

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...&image=9627562

http://www.area-vip.com.ar/ look at Angie, unbelievable GFE/PSE, less than US 100 per hour.

Yeah, I win

A2

**Member #4850** · 01-04-14 10:25

Good Morning Mongers! Yesterday, I ventured off in my second visit to Essence Spa. Was a tough choice to choose between Tori and Angie. I've (only read a review about Angie but I've experienced Tori). When it came down to it, I had to stick with my guns. (Read my previous post on Tori). Tori is a black woman with a curvy, sexy, beautiful body. SEXY SEXY body IMHO. She's athletic and provides a great B2 B rub. She only allows external touching and she doesn't allow FIV. I get the feeling that the menu is limited. But she's excellent eye candy. The pictures in the ad are her. Essence spa is advertising two different deals. You can opt for flat rates at $ for hh or $.40 for 60 minutes but with lingerie. Or you can chose the standard pricing which is .40 for hh and .60 for 60 minutes but you must donate. I think it comes out to be the same amount depending if you want lingerie or a birthday suit and your provider's pricing. On my way out, I caught a glimpse of Angie and she didn't disappoint. For those of you into gingers, you probably need to go see Angie. She's very cute, sorta pale but still very pretty. She appears to be in her early twenties and has a girl next door sort of aura to her. She's got to slender, sleek body with what appears to be a nice little butt. I think I will try and see her next time to see what she's about.

**BuffGuy111** · 01-04-14 00:56

Originally Posted by JaguarXF [View Original Post]

Admin, I was only hoping that you would have, in fairness, allowed me the opportunity to defend myself against such mendacious, spurious and salacious lies.

Why do you need to? It's a pussy board, are you in business with him? Does he know where you live? Can he show up at a date? There is never any need to "defend" yourself against anybody here, they can't do you any harm.

A2

I am buying a dictionary App so I can interpret your post! Thanks for extending my vocabulary my friend.

Stay safe and dream!

Buff.

**WalSTreet** · 01-03-14 21:13

Hi all. Saw Flor for the first time today. Seems she is sharing s space with Michelle these days. Attractive body. Pretty. A little chatty for my taste. As with Michelle, $100 flat rate. Fair massage, Michelle's was a little better though. Finish was mechanical. Expected more. May repeat only because it's close to the house.

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 01-03-14 18:02

Originally Posted by JaguarXF [View Original Post]

Admin and many SM's have advised me to ignore haters such as [DeletedbyAdmin]. There will always be those who are jealous, angry and miserable. However, his BS has required that I break my silence.

[DeletedbyAdmin]
Actually, no it doesn't. If he's being a dick, report the post, if I don't agree then use the ignore function. Getting involved in any drama on a pussy forum is just stupid.

You had to know I would do this,

A2

Admin, I was only hoping that you would have, in fairness, allowed me the opportunity to defend myself against such mendacious, spurious and salacious lies.

Why do you need to? It's a pussy board, are you in business with him? Does he know where you live? Can he show up at a date? There is never any need to "defend" yourself against anybody here, they can't do you any harm.

A2

**Robert 35** · 01-03-14 17:57

Went to MBS recently and drew Lisette. Cute latin chick in her mid. Twenties. She's been reviewed here before. I thought she was great. Very intense, sensual rub and tug but the menu stopped there (at least for me). I tipped up. Front before anything started and we had a clear understanding of where everything was going, so maybe that's why my experience was a little different from others I have read. I guess I would go again but still prefer luxsa (or at least, I did. I haven't been back since they moved).

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 01-03-14 14:10

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**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 01-03-14 12:45

Admin and many SM's have advised me to ignore haters such as [Deleted by Admin]. There will always be those who are jealous, angry and miserable. However, his BS has required that I break my silence.

[Deleted by Admin]
Actually, no it doesn't. If he's being a dick, report the post, if I don't agree then use the ignore function. Getting involved in any drama on a pussy forum is just stupid.

You had to know I would do this,

A2

**Sex Xes** · 01-03-14 11:35

I visited Zen massage Winter Garden the other day. Lili is an older lady that runs the place. She is maybe 5 foot tall 90 pounds & not attractive. I really needed a good massage, so I said what the hell. She gave a very good massage. She is very cautious so I don't know if everyone would leave happy. I've been there several times previous, with other "therapists", so she knew who I was and I left happy.

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 01-02-14 13:00

Just got back from Ohio a few days ago. Spent Christmas with the in. Laws, etc. You know the drill. Good to be back. I know I said I would not post a review until the end of this month, but, what can I say? Fuck it. I couldn't wait that long.

Monica. At Mojo Massage. Legit excellent massage. Nothing else. http://www.mojowellnesstherapies.com/.

Nikki. Body Rubs on BP. Called her. Seemed sweet on the phone until I heard her pimp yelling at her in the back ground about her prices. Guy was an asshole. I told her some other time maybe. Never heard back from her. http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ght-27/9714986.

Heather. Winter Springs LMT. Great massage. Will repeat. PM for data. http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4266170972.html.

Park Avenue Spa. I had quite an experience with several of the beautiful and sexy ladies there. Will definitely repeat. PM for data. http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...day-25/9484463.

JaguarXF.

**Otownstamina** · 01-02-14 12:55

Seen her ad ever so often but didn't see any reviews. Anyone seen her before?

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...rue-23/9435136

**Member #4850** · 01-02-14 11:02

Originally Posted by Todds57 [View Original Post]

Not normally a MP guy, but found myself downtown last night needing relief. Saw Natalie's ad and took a chance. Her in call location is at a "new" under construction location on OBT. When I showed up for my appointment, another monger was waiting in the lobby. Natalie asked if I would come back in 20-30 minutes. I had one more errand to run so told her I would be back. I came back 30 minutes later and Natalie was wearing sexy lingerie and for the most part I would say her pictures are very accurate. Nice sensual rub, turned into a very hot session. During the session I got a horrible headache that she immediately gave me Tylenol for. After some time I found out she also spoke Russian and left very satisfied. I'm not a big fan of her location, but would repeat due to the service provided.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ers-26/9485848

Do you mind revealing how much coin you dished out?

**Todds57** · 01-02-14 09:17

Not normally a MP guy, but found myself downtown last night needing relief. Saw Natalie's ad and took a chance. Her in call location is at a "new" under construction location on OBT. When I showed up for my appointment, another monger was waiting in the lobby. Natalie asked if I would come back in 20-30 minutes. I had one more errand to run so told her I would be back. I came back 30 minutes later and Natalie was wearing sexy lingerie and for the most part I would say her pictures are very accurate. Nice sensual rub, turned into a very hot session. During the session I got a horrible headache that she immediately gave me Tylenol for. After some time I found out she also spoke Russian and left very satisfied. I'm not a big fan of her location, but would repeat due to the service provided.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ers-26/9485848

**ShyGuy2175** · 01-01-14 18:32

Tori was my all time ATF, dreamt with her for a long time. Always a pleasure for 100 mario coins alwaus went tje extra mile amd NEVER any disappointment. Travel alot for work always worked with my schedule, definitely miss her. My dreams preferably like to build a good mutual respect with one dreamer because lately I've noticed a few ladies looking high as a kite, NOT saying all are experimenting with the party favors, bit right now being cautious in my dreaming, don't want to with the silver bracelet dreamer award from uncle LEO if you know what I mean.

Happy New. Year, and happy mongering.

Originally Posted by TPhresh3 [View Original Post]

It sounds to me like your ATF must have been the young hot and beautiful Tori from luxsa. I think all mongers were disappointed, and saddened by her departure. I was told she had to go back home to Tennessee for family issues. I never got the opportunity to see her, but I planned on it after hearing such raving and positive reviews about her. Oh well, that's the way the cookie crumbles. But as far as your provider at M.be. S; It sounds as if you saw Lissette. I don't know when you offered the donation, but it sounds to me like you waited until after the session. Also, knowing what I know from having visiting M.be. S so many times, I know donations typically start at .80. So what more than likely happened was you didn't lay out the tip before the session. (I don't fault you for that because sometimes it's not a bad idea to do wait, but the girls here, in my experience, expect to have the tip before the session). Consequently, your provider gave you a subpar rub. I'm going to be honest with you and tell you that Lissette CAN be a good provider and has positive reviews, but as always, YMMV. I also applaud you for not throwing out extra coin even when you felt your session was bad. Some mongers tip as they normally would when they didn't experience a thorough or good session, and this behavior encourages providers to harden their expectations on the price of tips, if you will. As one monger to another, I will tell you that there are some beautiful American woman at M.be. S who are eager to please, but be ready to drop $.60 for a session. There are other great deals out there too brother, so you have to know what's important to you. I personally dish out the .20 to .40 extra at Luxsa / M.be. S / Essence instead of going to AMP's. Even some of the AMP women are starting to demand extra green. Find out what works for you bro. If you have any questions P.M me. Good Luck.