Escort Reviews

[Member #4483]

I don't know anything about Kelly however I was searching my name and found that you were satisfied. Thankyou for the good review. Glad you were satisfied and hope to hear from you again soon.

I agree. She is the biggest flake and wack job I have encountered on this site. What a complete waste of time talking with her and trying to make plans. I can't figure out if this is an act and she gets off trying to tease people or what her fucking deal is. She wanted $300 when I spoke to her Sunday night. I said that a I don't pay that and she has no reviews and Cincy is a very competitive city with girls who perform good and some on the cheap as well. She agreed on what I was going to pay. Set up time for noon on Monday. Gave me her cell and land line. Start calling both at 11, then 11:30 and then noon with no call back. Luckily I had hit up Star back on the 13th and she had just gotten out of the shower so I stopped down to campus and had another great session with her. This Kelly sends me some long text that I saw when I turned on my phone Tuesday morning with a bunch of blah, blah, blah. I will make it up to you etc. Down to Cincy from Columbus again today after we spoke for 10 minutes last night. Sent her a text at 9:30 and never heard a word. Luckily I had a back up plan, Melanie a new budget provider who just started to advertise her. Met in Mason and had a nice BBFS session.

Kelly is a total fucking flake.

I won't take you through all of the detailed drama, but don't waste your money or time. This girl can't remember her lies from one message to the next and her stories contradict each other.

Have had the opportunity to meet up with Kelly Blonde Baby Doll a couple times this young lady is Top Shelf gentlemen smoking hot. Has some protocol that we need to follow, Other than that you can't go wrong with this Baby Doll Ouch!!

Anybody got any info on her.

Hi There!

New to this thing so you probably won't find any reviews and my prices are higher than most of the girls here but the way I see it, you get what you pay for!!

I'm 25, blonde, blue, 5'4, 34 b, size 2. Drug and disease free. I have a real job and am not desperate for money so I have no problem charging more than the average escort plus it helps weed out the clientele.

Mariemont area and can host or come to you.

Serious, respectful inquiries only!!

For rates or additional info, contact me at blondebabydoll007@gmail.com.

Kelly.

THE GOOD:

Okay, fellas, here's the deal -- I was NOT intending to share the following info because I was contemplating being a total hog and keeping it all to myself -- but I've changed my mind.

KELLY is, in fact, the Real Deal, and I'm NOT kidding one iota. I've been with her a few times already AND I swear she became my ATF after visit-1. I have never fallen in love with any provider, ever, but I could definitely be on the fence with this girl EXCEPT for one really important issue -- most of the things the other guys have said about her are, well, can we just say and then leave it at "indefensible".

Honestly, I would see her every other day if I could but she is extremely hard to reach, which makes it very, very frustrating. However, I do NOT regret my persistence, and never will. I am NOT teasing, puffing, shading, skewing, tailoring, twisting, stretching, massaging, enhancing, embellishing, changing, or otherwise distorting the following TRUTH -- KELLY is the single best that I have ever had in my entire life. She is too good to be true -- BUT she is definitely true. Kelly is literally the catholic grew who grew up down the street from you in suburbia that you knew you could never have. She is one of those types that comes from that very accomplished, well to do family. This girl is absolutely a true gem -- with a body like a GODDESS, seriously, and she has the tightest kitty that I've ever experienced in my entire life -- HEY, I'm talking about needing a crowbar to try to pry your way in, and that's NOT a joke. And she is just as sweet as you could ever imagine, and it's genuine, too! Not to mention that she's no dummy either; she's been educated in some very fine schools. SHE SHOULD BE THE POSTER GIRL for the GODDESS VENUS.

I have no idea why she decided to enter the business. I have NOT seen any drugs or marks, and did NOT smell any smoke or alcohol -- I'm talking none, zero, zilch.

At first, I was convinced that she was too good to be true and therefore somehow connected to the Uncle. However, because of my past life, I have some knowledge, skills, and contacts that most other folks don't have, which allowed me to very quickly rule out that possibility and so I then pursued her like a starving cave man -- and boy am I ever glad I did! I'm telling each and every one of you that every man should be so lucky, at least once in his life, to eat and drink at the table of the GODS, which is exactly what it feels like to me when I am with her.

I TOTALLY ADMIT IT, I'm completely smitten with this girl and her fabulous body and amazing skills!

THE BAD:

She is definitely NOT desperate so one is entirely at her beck and call, that is, mercy, as to when one might get to see her and how often.

THE UGLY (facts):

I also had (and continue to have) problems setting up things with her (and I think we get along fairly well).

There is some reason why she conducts herself the way she does but I have NOT been able to figure it out (yet)!

For example, just this evening she texted me and offered to let me come over -- then I've NOT heard from her again to confirm a time or any of the other necessary details. It's completely screwy to me -- can you say Looney Tunes!

FUCK, for all I know, she's an alien and her unexplained disappearances can be attributed to her being required to periodically report to the Mother Ship for debriefing -- but that's NOT necessarily too bad now that I think about it -- SHAZAMM, maybe there's an entire planet with millions of other girls just like her. GOD, I can only hope and pray it's true!

[Member #4455]

Witon just left. I decided to TOFT and am I ever glad I did. This gorgeous pregnant blonde is 5'11" and amazing. If you like them ready to pop, do whatever it takes to find her quickly. Don't wait, run. She could be out of commission any day now. Literally. Big soft tits, big butt, bigger belly, nice soft giner. She was very responsive and did everything I asked, needed and could barely handle. I don't like to go into a lot of details, but hurry! She smokes but not around clients, Is very friendly, and is nice to talk to.

Biggest problem is she doesn't have a phone and can't host. I've got her email where trusted Seniors can reach her. Make sure you pass along you screen name to her. She's been gone 15 minutes and if I could, I'the ask her to come back.

Thank you for the review love: the I'm looking forward to our 2nd meeting! I hope you're ready, LOL. I don't have much time until I will be out of commission for a little over a month, so catch me while you can.

[Member #4483]

I visited with Priscilla from EE for the very first time last Monday night at a safe, clean, convenient incall in KY. I really liked her! Priscilla has an absolutely amazing body, IMHO (a solid 9.5 as far as I'm concerned)! I will never understand why she quit modeling. Priscilla reminds "me" of -- no fellas, not Elizabeth Shue -- but the young actress named, Emily Ratajkowski (see attached pic), who recently appeared in Robin Thicke's 2012 smash hit music video entitled, "Blurred Lines" (the unrated version, of course).

Although I don't like to kiss and publicly tell, I will divulge that she did absolutely everything I asked of her and we had a really good time. I'm not sure that the word "no" is even in her vocabulary.

And yes, it is true, she is a quiet person. But I liked that a lot about her. I understand the whole YMMV thing but I simply cannot imagine anyone commenting that she is a "cold fish" since my experience with her was far from it. I don't need to make, and I prefer not to engage in or hear, a bunch of irrelevant and meaningless chit chat, as well as all of the fake moans and groans that so many providers perform and a lot of hobbyists apparently like. I also cringe every time I'm called hun, honey, babe, baby, sweetheart, etc., by a provider, unless she truly knows me -- and about 90% of the time they don't know me very well or not at all. I appreciated the fact that I received none of that irritating and annoying kind of stuff from Priscilla.

THANK YOU, PRISCILLA!

YES, I plan to repeat.

OHHHHH YEAH, Before I Forget: PLEASE PAY ATTENTION To The Man Behind The Curtain!

YES, I'm talking about the incredible OZ of EE, he is definitely a wizard. He lined up everything for me with Priscilla in a matter of just a few minutes. And it was completely quick, EZ, and painless.

THANK YOU, MR. OZ of EE!

[Melanie28]

Saw Melanie's post under the escorts listing. Called her and set up an appointment. Arrived to find a petite and sweet brunette. Felt comfortable from the minute I walked in. Very nice body and very willing to please. Being older, my performance isn't always great but she was very patient and willing to do whatever it took. No rush. Would recommend to all.

Thankyou for the review I aim to please. I am new at this and know that I can improve on alot but it is very nice to know you had a good experience. Hope to see you again some time soon.

[Melanie28]

MELANIE.

General area of town: Northern Cincinnati.

Incall or outcall (or car date, or what): Incall.

How did I find her: Backpage and 1 advertisement here and review on TER.

Reviewed by: Kenwood Jack.

For some, it is about the outside beauty:

Pictures: They are of her but in the best light possible. In real life, she looks like she has had a hard life.

Looks: in my opinion. Fair at best.

Boobs: kind of saggy (b cup).

General body type: not bad at all. Solid not fat at all.

Easy or hard to set up meeting: super easy. She answered the phone right away.

How did you set it up? Calling seemed easy. I had called her the other day to introduce myself. She was quiet and did not talk much. I called back today and she was available at a moment's notice. I arrived two minutes early and ran into her handler. He seemed like an ok (white) guy, probably her boyfriend. No problem at all with him.

REFERENCES NEEDED (or not): She never mentioned nor asked for any.

Safety of incall: Super safe for a budget hotel in a nice area.

Cleanliness of girl: (describe) I did not smell her, but she looked fresh.

Cleanliness of incall: clean hotel room. She got the room just as I arrived.

Perfume: None as I had asked.

Smoking: Not a hint.

Attitude: no attitude, good or bad She seemed to do everything right, but it was mechanical. There was no chemistry. You know how when you touch a girl's hand? Sometimes she moves away (bad), sometimes she squeezes your hand back (great). She acted as if she did not even feel my hand. She was wiling to let me touch her, but she did not act in any way that she welcomed it. (She needs acting lessons).

Skill: 5 (I think she tried her best at BBBJ. It was just ok).

Performance: 5 (I told her to give me her best). Nothing special. Had I asked for something special, I believed she would have TRIED.

Chemistry and Comfort: very nice lady and very comfortable (very little personality though) - zero chemistry.

Menu: All is on the menu, except no greek or ass play. Menu includes kissing of all kinds, cfs all positions ok, bbbjcimws, daty, msog. No wild or crazy things were offered.

Today's experience: bbbjcimws (she did not quit until I stopped her).

If I lived in a different city, or I was new to Cincinnati, I would say this was a very acceptable experience. However, here in Cincinnati, the providers mostly seem top notch and today's experience was sub par for our great town. Not to cast aspersions, there is nothing at all bad about this girl. There are just so many providers that are so much better.

Overall pros: HER INCALL was out of my way by about 30 seconds, a perfect location for me. Safe, she delivers the goods, easy to arrange, on time, no false promises, lower price might be negotiated (not for me. But I inferred such). Her phone rang once during our meeting, she apologized, and turned it off without even looking to see who it was. Full menu. Multiple positions allowed, no rush, msog, no upsell.

Overall cons: No chemistry at all. She did not ask about my fantasy or fetish requests.

Cost: $80 hh $120 h (all included in half hour price. No upsell).

Overall value: okay

Would I repeat? Maybe but probably not.

Other things -.

• Does she like to "O" ? I have no idea. She did not take off her panties (not that I cared).

• Her finishing move (for me)? BBBJCIM (swallow).

• Did she provide clean. Up after the pop? No real clean up needed.

• What was her specialty? She said she likes to give blow jobs. If that is what she likes, she really showed little or no emotion. I don't know, but IF she fucks with no emotion also (I don't know), some of you might be upset.

• Did you enjoy the session? Beats playing with myself, but comes in a distant second to most of the fine providers that I have seen.

• Would you recommend her to others? I have written an honest report. You might like her.

P.S. I think she is a SW who is trying to move up the ladder. She is a little too quiet for me.

More info needed? - please PM.

KJ.

Thankyou for the HONEST review I will have to work on some things I guess. Shame you didn't tell me that when you were here. I am very quiet until you get to know me or I you then I tend to open up more. Unless its in bed then I am alot more vocal. Sorry, I am new to this whole thing. I am glad you weren't threatened by my handler, I always worry about that and try very hard to not let him be seen. I have found that alot of people get intimidated when they find out about him. Really, he is no threat unless I am in a bad situation. Then he will try and difuse it if that's not possible he escorts the problem to their car or out of my room and kindly asks them not to return. He is not my boyfriend, just a very close friend who cares about my safety. Again thanks for the review if you do decide to meet again maybe we can talk about what you would like.

[Melanie28]

I agree. She is the biggest flake and wack job I have encountered on this site. What a complete waste of time talking with her and trying to make plans. I can't figure out if this is an act and she gets off trying to tease people or what her fucking deal is. She wanted $300 when I spoke to her Sunday night. I said that a I don't pay that and she has no reviews and Cincy is a very competitive city with girls who perform good and some on the cheap as well. She agreed on what I was going to pay. Set up time for noon on Monday. Gave me her cell and land line. Start calling both at 11, then 11:30 and then noon with no call back. Luckily I had hit up Star back on the 13th and she had just gotten out of the shower so I stopped down to campus and had another great session with her. This Kelly sends me some long text that I saw when I turned on my phone Tuesday morning with a bunch of blah, blah, blah. I will make it up to you etc. Down to Cincy from Columbus again today after we spoke for 10 minutes last night. Sent her a text at 9:30 and never heard a word. Luckily I had a back up plan, Melanie a new budget provider who just started to advertise her. Met in Mason and had a nice BBFS session.

Kelly is a total fucking flake.

I don't know anything about Kelly however I was searching my name and found that you were satisfied. Thankyou for the good review. Glad you were satisfied and hope to hear from you again soon.

[KyDozer]

I met ashley off BP yesterday and she was delightful easy set up incall was a hotel in nky easy to find and seemed very safe.

Bbbjcimws was awesome. I would definetly repeat and recomend her.

[Hillbilly Bob]

I had a scheduled dream with Kristy 84. We set it up in advance. I arrived 5 minutes early and texted her. 10 Minutes later she texted back give me a minute. I waited 15 more minutes and left. She texted 25 minutes after the scheduled time the room number and I texted back I had left. She didn't seem to be happy. The incall was an extreme low budget hotel. While I was there I witnessed a drug deal and the cops drove through once. I wouldn't repeat the experience and will likely get flamed on here by the WK's. YMMV. Just my .02.

Wish I was as lucky as you. I got there on time she text she had went to sleep would be ready in a few. Waited about 15 min. Went up price is cheap and she will go less but her don't do out weight what she will do save your money and time.

[Zigs0817]

The other week I had another dream about SD because my first one was so good and I couldn't help myself. Texted her and setup a day and time to meet and this time we tried out the nuru gel. She met me with a sexy Christmas outfit on because I asked for something fun to unwrap and began with DFK. We then got in the jacuzzi to warm up because the gel can be really cold after a while so you need to start out warm. I laid on the bed after we got out and she drizzled the gel all over my body and her's. The gel itself is colorless, odorless, and tasteless so there is no worry about someone noticing it afterwards and it dries up on it own pretty quickly. After we were both nice and slippery I dreamt that she laid across my body and slid all over me. It just felt wonderful having her body rubbing against mine and teasing areas along the way.

In the main event we used an FC instead of the traditional kind and let me just say, HOLY CRAP ARE THEY GOOD! I have issues with traditional kind and this felt amazing, I didn't notice any of the issues others have said about them like noticeable sound when using them. I also thought it was hot to watch her put it in so I don't think it ruins the mood. In my dream we only got as far as DS for a little bit before I was done. We chatted for the rest of the time and she really keeps you at ease and is fun to talk to. (I posted this in Cincinnati and Dayton because in my dream we were in Dayton but she is mainly in Cincy).

[Kenwood Jack]

Rockin' Roxie.

General area of town: NKY (5 minutes from downtown).

Incall or outcall (or car date, or what): incall in residential apt (very safe).

How did I find her: USASG advertisement on 11-18, and backpage.

Reviewed by: Kenwood Jack.

Pictures: current and accurate.

Looks: cute. Looks like the average girl next door (she does not look at all like a provider).

Boobs: size be cup and and very droopy.

General body type: very thin (a good thing).

Easy or hard to set up meeting: She answered text first. (I have finally learned that many, many providers are much easier to reach by text). No real screening. Standard 2-call system. She was very easy to work with and easy to set up an at the last minute meeting.

How did you set it up? Texting. And to finalize. A call.

Safety of incall: super safe in a residential area.

Cleanliness of girl: (describe) seemed really clean.

Be. O. ? She smelled nice. Very nice.

Sweet as flowers? Actually. Yes.

Cleanliness of incall: average. She lives there with her child. It was plenty clean enough for me. A better incall than any motel room (any).

Perfume: none (a good thing).

Smoking: I could smell none at the time.

Attitude: 8 - it was comfortable, but she was a tiny bit shy.

Skill: 7 (she gave me her best, it just did not make my toes curl).

Performance: 7 (she had more too give, it was probably my fault for not directing her more).

Chemistry and Comfort: comfort-10 chemistry-5 (I just don't know why).

As a reviewer, if you publish a menu, the rest of the mongers do not end up disappointed so easily {TCS. Ellipses}.

I am sorry, I did not ask her about her menu, I usually always ask. I texted her the day before (she did not know me at the time) and asked if cim was on the menu. The reply, "yes, babe".

Today's experience: BBBJCIMWS.

Overall pros: cute, very girl next doorish, thin, great attitude, easy set. Up, safe incall, ez access location, turned phone off when I was there.

Cost: $100 hh.

Overall value: great.

Would I repeat? No. But there is nothing I could say bad about her. Well, maybe I would repeat, but I would definitely take an hour and talk to her for awhile to let her know my preferences better. If you like steaming hot coffee with cream and sugar, it is wrong to complain if you order "coffee" and expect to get your preferences.

Would I recommend? Definitely.

More info. Please pm.

[Member #4637]

Anna came to Papa this afternoon for an hour of dirty good fun. After texting and providing references, she was ready to see me within a little more than an hour. Very safe and clean West Side apartment on a quiet cul de sac. After exchanging pleasantries, we got down to business. I started dining on her fine young (and quite juicy) pussy with a closely cropped Bush. Her oral skills were excellent (I'the rate her 4th best in my book). After covering up, I wore her out riding me, so we switched positions and I finished hard and slumped down with her in a sweaty heap on her air matress. She's not the most enthusiastic out there, but definitely worth a try.

Happy New Year to all and have a safe 2014!

[Gatty23]

Witon just left. I decided to TOFT and am I ever glad I did. This gorgeous pregnant blonde is 5'11" and amazing. If you like them ready to pop, do whatever it takes to find her quickly. Don't wait, run. She could be out of commission any day now. Literally. Big soft tits, big butt, bigger belly, nice soft giner. She was very responsive and did everything I asked, needed and could barely handle. I don't like to go into a lot of details, but hurry! She smokes but not around clients, Is very friendly, and is nice to talk to.

Biggest problem is she doesn't have a phone and can't host. I've got her email where trusted Seniors can reach her. Make sure you pass along you screen name to her. She's been gone 15 minutes and if I could, I'the ask her to come back.

I tried also, might try back next year LOL, someone had to get it, hopefully they report.

[Tcoupe]

WWas trying to set something up but she didn't get back to me. I don't care about the preggers part but she is cute.

I tried also, might try back next year LOL, someone had to get it, hopefully they report.

[Tcoupe]

Another great time with her tonight. Hadn't seen her in about a month and a half, almost forgot how good she is, wow!

All ill say is I came twice, (that's rare), great skills. Also she gained 4 lbs over the holidays, looking good.

[BigMike77]

Just curios if anyone took the plunge with her. Hopefully someone has seen her.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/at...3&d=1387747281

WWas trying to set something up but she didn't get back to me. I don't care about the preggers part but she is cute.