Massage Parlor Reports

[Quasimodo45]

Saw Jessica for a couple of hrs. Email contact only. There is a reason. Got an email with her number in the AM. She talked me in with the gate code. The address will confuse your GPS system. Look on Google maps before you start out or get her instructions. Met me outside. Tallish looking (from a distance. VERY slender. It works). Smell stale smoke at the door. Just like half a bottle of Febreze was just used. (I was right!) Her face belies her age. Looks like she was a stunner in her day. Kind of trailer trashy. Loves to talk. Move upstairs to the bedroom. Messy. On the table. Backside down. Her clothes don't last long. Good looking body. AA or AAA tits. Great pencil eraser nips. If you like 'them small. This is your girl. Very suckable. Does her rubbing thing (not a massage) keeps you at attention. Loves to talk. Great kisser. Fun time. Free access to everywhere. No penetration. (SEE: Management Rules). Tell her I can smell smoking. She can't figure out why. (Maybe the overflowing ashtray by the bed? Ya think?

Goes on & on about her life. (Rode hard. Put away wet). Turns out she has management. She has not seen your emails. She has not read all of her web site. Says if you pop. That's all folks. (What the. . . (DAMN AUTO CORRECT)) Keeps up the teasing rub until 1.5 hrs in. (Yes, it's fun) Keeps a running commentary of the time schedule. Then goes for the final activities. Yes. Will work with you to keep it going to the end of your time. Nice finish.

Glad I went. Was an experience. To be sure. But not to be repeated.

(EDIT - Fixed an auto correct substitution.)

[SA2222]

Tell us the scoop.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...ecials/8457902

Picture makes Haley look a lot better than in person. Has some extra pounds. Nice girl. She complained about people looking for HE; specifically said she doesn't do that (I didn't even ask). It's been a while since I saw her but she lived in Tampa and traveled to Orlando just for the appointment. Only saw once; no extras. Extras might be available, but I didn't push it because I wasn't aroused with her.

[ShyGuy2175]

Hey man, sorry about your subpar experience at MBS. If you don't mind, would you inform us all who you saw? M.be. S has some fairly new provider's, so it's possible that you received a dream from a girl who's not that experienced. Also, how much coin did you dish out?

40 mario coins at door, plus another 60 mario coins after nightmare ended young girl, latin. My atf retired moved back home from luxsa, hadn't found anyone that dreamt the way we dreamt together.

[Member #6038]

Hadn't stopped in at Rainbow in Longwood for a long time so made a spur of the moment decision to stick my head in the door.

The good: Private parking is available in the rear of the building.

The bad: If you go after dark like I did the back door is locked and you have to take the walk of shame around front waving at all of your friends driving by on 434 and nodding to the barbershop customers who are hanging around on the sidewalk talking.

The worst: The owner is working as the only therapist at this point and she is definitely in her sixties, with a portly figure. Although she did come to the door wearing a wife beater tank top with no bra on (perky nipple see's) she just wasn't doing it for me.

I left but if she's your thing have at it.

[Member #4850]

Been while since got that wild hair to dream about a nice rub. Unfortunately my dream was more of a nightmare, dreamt of m.be. S., average rub but upsell at end after taking care of my dream guide. Won't ever repeat!

Hey man, sorry about your subpar experience at MBS. If you don't mind, would you inform us all who you saw? M.be. S has some fairly new provider's, so it's possible that you received a dream from a girl who's not that experienced. Also, how much coin did you dish out?

[ShyGuy2175]

Been while since got that wild hair to dream about a nice rub. Unfortunately my dream was more of a nightmare, dreamt of m.be. S., average rub but upsell at end after taking care of my dream guide. Won't ever repeat!

[MrFuat]

I've been to Oriental Spa several times thinking that there might be a couple of hidden gems, and in the basis of some of the rubmaps reviews. 1) I think rubmaps has a lot of bull shit reviews and 2) it just ain't going to happen at Oriental. My best after several attempts. Self. Service while the lady rubbed my sack. And yes, I too have had the wonderful experience of listening to that kid running up and down the hallway.

I've seen some real cuties there outside cleaning the windows in shorts while driving by some mornings. Didn't see anything like that inside!

Thanks for the tip, won't be repeating.

[Don In Otown]

I was thinking NT would be a sure thing but stored at oriental spa, another personal first. Drew a tall, big, ditzy Chinese 22 year old named ada. Marginal massage with way to much oil and roaming highly (and loudly) discouraged. On the flip she explained she is a girl and likes boys but never touched that during massage, strictly professional.

So that was Christmas, 2 swings and 2 misses!!

I've been to Oriental Spa several times thinking that there might be a couple of hidden gems, and in the basis of some of the rubmaps reviews. 1) I think rubmaps has a lot of bull shit reviews and 2) it just ain't going to happen at Oriental. My best after several attempts. Self. Service while the lady rubbed my sack. And yes, I too have had the wonderful experience of listening to that kid running up and down the hallway.

[MrFuat]

Once the festivities slowed down on the holiday I noticed that a few of the parlours had opened. None of my regulars but a few I wanted to try. Headed to Asian spa on the 10 k block of 50. Must have walked into lunch as it was rancid with fish odor. When one of the two old women invited me in I asked for cici (I know, was looking for the exit). There other old woman said she may be cici, I said she didn't look like cici and she admitted she wasn't. As I headed for the door she shouted try me, we all the same. Not Likely.

I was thinking NT would be a sure thing but stored at oriental spa, another personal first. Drew a tall, big, ditzy Chinese 22 year old named ada. Marginal massage with way to much oil and roaming highly (and loudly) discouraged. On the flip she explained she is a girl and likes boys but never touched that during massage, strictly professional.

So that was Christmas, 2 swings and 2 misses!!

[Taster6969]

Stopped in for a little are&are paid 70 and saw a new girl they had. Little bit on the skinny side but gave her a try. Massage was not bad and was able to roam freely. She has small boobs and no ass. After 30 minutes, she asked me to turn over. She began to give me a very sensual massage and moved closer to me and the fun began. Asked what I wanted and told her to remove her pants to play a little with the kitty. Agreed to her price but asked for $ up front. She began to suck the rooster while I played with her kitty. She did not seem to mind and used her hand and mouth to do the deed. Tried to cum in mouth but pulled away and said no. O we'll I tried. She washed me down with a few hot towels and finished me off with a 10 minute head massage. Ok service but I think I paid too much for service. Think she is in her early 50's.on the down side I don't think she changed the sheets as I was leaving she just smooth the top sheet down. Yuck!! Had much better at different location.

[Taster6969]

Stopped in for a little are&are paid 70 and saw a new girl they had. Little bit on the skinny side but gave her a try. Massage was not bad and was able to roam freely. She has small boobs and no ass. After 30 minutes, she asked me to turn over. She began to give me a very sensual massage and moved closer to me and the fun began. Asked what I wanted and told her to remove her pants to play a little with the kitty. Agreed to her price but asked for $ up front. She began to suck the rooster while I played with her kitty. She did not seem to mind and used her hand and mouth to do the deed. Tried to cum in mouth but pulled away and said no. O we'll I tried. She washed me down with a few hot towels and finished me off with a 10 minute head massage. Ok service but I think I paid too much for service. Think she is in her early 50's.on the down side I don't think she changed the sheets as I was leaving she just smooth the top sheet down. Yuck!! Had much better at different location.

[TRowePrice]

I want to be like jag one day.

Model guy with the crazy amounts of $ to do what ever he wants.

My Hats off sir to you.

1. Pick up a fresh shirt and khakis at dry cleaner (light starch).

2. Do copious amounts of manscaping to crack and balls.

3. Comb out the dingleberries.

4. Call Hertz.

5. Pick up flowers.

6. Rub one out and pay $ to do so.

[Member #4882]

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[Gruglok]

I was having alot of body pain and was just in a ton of physical pain. I wanted a good massage, extras would be nice if available but it wasn't my main concern. So after seeing Oriental Massage's ad including a free table shower I jumped on it and headed over. Upon entry the place was dead, no one came to the door and all I heard was a little kid playing in the front office. So I about faced and got ready to leave. It was the first time I've experienced being chased outside to get me to go back in..and I did. I was hurting all over and simply asked for the best masseuse.

Long story short: Incredible deep tissue massage, one of the best I've had, it was a little weak on the feet but everything else was incredible. Not picky about the drape and extras might be had, but I was too drunk from my pain being rubbed away that I didn't even think to ask about anything else. I was at full salute and got teased but no direct play and at the end was given a line about why she doesn't do it. Table shower was not offered and she wanted a specific amount of donation which was funny. I'll return again for a serious rub..but the kid and the specific tip requested are enough to knock them off of my list.

[NinerMan8]

We had patience with you. Have patience with yourself. You say you never saw a post about her. We say you never looked. Rule 1. RTFF. Rule 2. See rule 1. Rule 3. Look at the upper right hand corner of the page. See the 'Advanced Search? (that's what I linked to on my first reply). USE IT. You will find lots of answers to your question. Read the FAQ (Link on that top blue bar as well). Read 3 months. Make that 6 months worth of postings. (= Read The Fucking Forum) You will not only learn to use the board, you will find your answers. And have a list of must sees. (Easy!

You will also learn to post your experiences before you ask. Merry Christmas.

Thanks for the info, I got it now, Merry Christmas.