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12-23-13 10:20 #11401Banned Member

Posts: 919Inbox All Cleaned Out. Sorry About Any Inconvenience Brother Otown.
Just cleaned everything out. Let's roll, brothers!
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JaguarXF.
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12-23-13 09:10 #11400Banned Member

Posts: 919An Open Letter About Personal Hygiene To All Hobbyists
I have received many PM's from mongers asking me for my "secret" to success with providers. The Mario coin notwithstanding, there is no "secret". Instead of answering, individually, the dozens of PM's I've received regarding this subject, I thought it would be incumbent upon me to simply post this letter to the Board / Massage / Rub forum, in an attempt to assist my brothers in their eternal search for soft, feminine, succulent "quiff". I can't speak for SW's as I never see them, or Escorts, as I don't see escorts either. This business model / marketing strategy applies mainly to cats that see LMT's and Rub chicks. Of course, you older, experienced hobbyists, already know what I am about to say. So you guys need not read any further than this sentence.
You younger and less experienced cats, listen up: I honestly cannot tell you how many providers have told me how they were "sickened" by guys whose "manscaping" skills were, shall we say, less than exemplary. NOTHING turns a provider off more than a guy with body odor. NOTHING. I have heard stories from providers about guys that, have "ass sweat", "nut sweat", "toilet paper" in their ass crack (yes, USED toilet paper! Dingleberry's, dingleberry's, dingleberry's all the way" (Oh, what fun it is to ride, oh never mind. I'm just in the Christmas spirit! In their ass hair, "body sweat", "disgusting nose hair", "ear hair" and the list goes on. Now, the Jag is sensitive to other cultures and their "manscaping" rules and I would never want to offend a fellow hobbyist who is from another country / foreign nationals / culturally different. But here in North America, in order to get pussy / BBBJ / CBJ from a "quality" provider, you better make sure you fucking "MANSCAPE". I promise you, a quality provider will shut you out, (like Sandy Koufax, circa 1963), if you are not exceptionally well groomed. I have heard from dozens of providers who tell me stories of clients, even good looking ones, that have despicable hygiene. The provider cannot get them out of the room quickly enough, coinage notwithstanding. You can look like Rock Hudson, Clint Walker, Tom Selleck, or, Tom Cruise. But if you don't shower / bath properly BEFORE you see a provider, don't expect any extras. But, some guys are just too fucking stupid to realize that hygiene is absolutely critical to their success rate. It does not matter if the chick is a "civilian", or, a Rub gal. Hygiene goes a long way in determining your success rate. Similarly, if a provider has a "hygiene" issue, I wouldn't expect a hobbyist to want to get close to her. And believe me; I have seen a few providers who have hygiene issues. I summarily refuse to see them again.
Think about it: You begin to finger blast a chick during foreplay, and out comes a "cheesy" substance, or, you detect an aroma better suited for the Hong Kong fish market. I don't know about you cats, but the Jag is "exiting stage left" at that point. True, that may be a bit of an overreaching example, if you will, but you cats get my drift, (or, is it a "whiff of quiff" So, as we move forward in our never ending quest for "quiff", please remember: 1. Shower thoroughly and completely prior to your appointment. That especially includes you "hairy" cats out there. Pay careful attention to your "crack" and "sac" areas. (You blue collar cats, I realize it is more difficult for you if you are seeing a provider on your lunch break, or, immediately after work before you go home to the Mrs. But, at least do the best you can, ok? Do NOT spray cologne over your body odor. It will only make it worse. You are better off stopping at a 7-11 and washing your man parts in the bathroom. Bring a change of underwear if possible and hide it in your lunch box. If the Mrs. Packs your lunch for you, hide your "monger" skivvies in your tool kit or utility belt).2. Avoid wearing: Sweats, ball caps, flip flops, dirty and smelly sneakers, tank tops, old tee shirts, etc. For those gents that can, try to wear a decent button down dress shirt, kakis', dress socks and business casual shoes. Remember, the providers are "sizing you up" the minute you walk through the door. You never get a second chance to make a good first impression, as they say. You don't have to walk in wearing a "Brioni', or, "Zegna" suit in order to get laid. Just dress nicely and look neat and clean. 3. Wear "lightly" scented cologne. You want the provider to "gag" on your cock, not on the scent of your cologne. 4. Cats with facial hair: Be neatly trimmed and free of food, toilet paper, mucosal droppings, etc. Inspect your facial hair carefully PRIOR to entering the studio / rub joint. 5. Walk into the studio with confidence, not arrogance. Don't look like you're a fucking tourist, lost, or, a newbie. And ALWAYS be a gentleman to the ladies. All women love a real gentleman and being a true gentleman is a real turn on for them. Never, ever grab or grope a gal. NEVER. They fucking hate it when a guy does that. Always ask permission before you touch a provider, otherwise they may ask you to leave. The Jag has even sent / brought flowers to a studio before. That's right mother fuckers; the Jag is a romanticist at heart. (I may have just blown my cover at a few places, but, oh well).
Gents, feel free to add anything, as this is just a general guide to assist you in your hobbying efforts. These tenets on hygiene have enabled me to achieve a remarkable "closing percentage", worthy of Mariano Rivera and Michael Jordan, during my 11 years of hobbying.
I wish you all great success.
Merry Christmas, fellas.
I'm out.
JaguarXF.
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12-22-13 23:10 #11399Awaiting Email Confirmation

Posts: 324Yes SoloTraveler and they are not advertising in sex forms. They are advertising in legit massage business ads. We as hobbyist do not want our private info exposed in a public forum and when we post about them here we totally expose them.
Originally Posted by SoloTraveler
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12-22-13 17:55 #11398Senior Member

Posts: 180Sabrina,
I am a client of yours and enjoy your personality and service. In my opinion, you are one of the tops providers in the Orlando area. You are easy to contact, your place is conveniently located, your service is exceptionally sensual and fullfilling and you are affordably priced.
The girl who objected to being reviewed on this site is not a prostitute. She is a professional, licensed massage therapists. She is not in the same business as you are and it makes sense that she would not want her name mentioned here.
Originally Posted by SabrinaT
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12-22-13 17:49 #11397Senior Member

Posts: 180From Dec 12th to Dec 19th, there were about 30 prostitution arrests in Osceola County.
Of those, 5 were from various AMP's and 2 were guys dressed as girls.
Several familiar faces.
Not a Polk County style dragnet, but definitley more heat on the hobby.
Be careful.
Originally Posted by ExecTalent
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12-22-13 14:46 #11396Senior Member

Posts: 1052Don't Always Believe
What you don't read. Checked two sites and there were a total of 4 arrests in as many days. Hardly a dragnet.
Originally Posted by Furrber
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However, I wouldn't take a check from anyone in Osceola County or leave your possessions or car unattended.
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12-22-13 13:20 #11395Senior Member

Posts: 74Jag... Your inbox is full.
Originally Posted by JaguarXF
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12-22-13 01:32 #11394Senior Member

Posts: 221Theyre busting AMPs in Osceola county and in orlando
Go take a look at the arrest reports on the osceola jails website Everyone with game is laying low and mbi is on the move in orlando.
Originally Posted by Taster6969
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12-22-13 00:05 #11393Regular Member

Posts: 6First time
Let me start by saying Hi to everyone. Been coming to the forums for a few months and finally had the courage to try the hobby and and share a bit.
I had read about Tori from a post earlier today and thought I'd try my luck. Never been to a mp, but I went in unprepared. Called ahead and found out she was working and could see me. As the earlier post stated, noting special on the outside and it looked like they were closed. Was greeted at the door but the most beautiful woman, dark complexion, great eyes, and a body I can't put into words.
Paid the door fee for the 30 min massage, and was lead into the back. Came to find out what the donations were about and it was my fault for not planning ahead, turns out I was short by a lot. Tori left the room for a min and came back to give me the talk. And I mean she saw I was nervous, and I was plain lost.
But she was a great sport about it. Still got the best massage I ever had, light teasing all over my back. I forgot to tell her about my ankle issue, messed it up when I was younger, but she was nice and easy around it. I know I'm being somewhat vague and I am sorry. At the end of it all, my muscles were relaxed and I got a great deal of knowledge from tori, will certainly go back and will be prepared.
Thank you all for allowing me to share.
Issac.
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12-21-13 15:31 #11392Senior Member

Posts: 700Very nicely done Sabrina
its been a while since i saw you last but will try to make time to go see you again
loved your post
This forum is just for that! to provide usefull information to all (you the provider) and us the mongers.Quote Originally Posted by SabrinaT [ViewOriginalPost]
Hi there, It's Sabrina and I've been reading these posts. I wanted to give my two cents to this conversation as a provider. I never ask ahead of time before my appointments with you dreamers. I might ask during my session where you've heard of me (so I can give credit where its due) and I don't mind being mentioned on here, I'm flattered... I'm sorry if another girl on here is offended or anything by a post / review. Maybe you shouldn't be in this business if you feel offended by the reviews and "threaten" to sue people. Anyways... I had to get this out of my system because it bothered me and I don't want some immature girls on here messing up things for us other "dream girls". Happy Dreaming and Happy Holidays Dreamers!
keep up the good work and again! your comment is great.
have fun and see you soon
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12-21-13 13:30 #11391Senior Member

Posts: 362Your Therapist East Side
Hey Guys. Long time reader, long time participant, new member here. Looking for an your Therapist on east side. Since I'm a newbie here, no pressure to provide too much details. PM me if you want. I prefer the SPA / Office as opposed to the AMP (although they have their fun time too). IHOP is fine Tara M ad J rock, just looking for new. Thanks guys.
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12-21-13 13:19 #11390Senior Member

Posts: 362Inbox
Hey Jag, can you please let me know when you can accept a PM. Full. Thanks!
Originally Posted by JaguarXF
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12-21-13 03:23 #11389Senior Member

Posts: 54Essence Spa
Hello to all! I know it's been a minute since I posted. I tend to find a place and a someone I like and stick with it, however, this particular night I felt I needed a "curveball" in my hobbying. I also felt a little bold and worthless, since I haven't contributed to the forum in a minute so I decided to TOFTT. I decided to go to sleep and dream about a visit Essence Spa. This is a new spa out near Semoran / Airport. It's located in a plaza. The plaza is called Hoffner Officer Center off of (Hoffner Street). There's an identical twin plaza on the west side of the aformentioned plaza called Airport Office Center. It's easy to confuse the two. The location / building felt a little bit sketchy and I was beginning to have second thoughts, however, I've done hobbying enough to know that this is the general feeling you get when visiting some place you haven't been before. I was let into an older, shabby looking office from the outside, but was immediately put at ease when let inside. The place is very tiny and bare (since they're new) but it's definitely clean and relatively comforting. There's a lobby / waiting area as soon as enter the office with a receptionist window. The prices are 40/30 60/60 with an obvious donation. There was only one girl working when I went (Tori) a sexy Jamaican-mixed female with an incredible body. 10/10 on the body IMHO. The female in the ads with the purple bikini. That's Tori. I believe she also goes by Jada too FYI. I'm more into the athletic / curvy type body's, and she's right up there with the best of them in the business. She's very sweet and is a joy to be around. She's about 5'-3", sexy-brown skin, and no she doesn't have a Jamaican accent if you were wondering. You can understand her just fine.
I went and I got the 30 minute rub because we all know whether you get the 30 minutes or the 60 minutes, it's going to pan out to about the same amount of time. This was the FIRST time ever that I received the amount of time I paid for. I actually think she went over a few minutes. Tori took her absolute time and really seemed to be into the rub. She didn't clock watch at all. I don't want to give any of you the wrong impression, but I got the vibe (at least from her) that you get the amount of time you pay for, because about 25 minutes into the session she asked me how much time I purchased. Tori has very soft hands and takes her time rubbing you across your body. While I was on my stomach she caressed my back, my shoulders, my arms, my glutes, my legs several times. She mounts you and you can feel the warmth of her womanhood against your buttox. I was in absolute heaven. She even has an iPod hookup where she plays her music from. I would catch her dancing / feeling the music out of the corner of my eye. Her ass is amazing! She has nice small little be-cups too. Roaming is allowed externally and she does a great job with the tease. She likes to "inadvertently" brush her tits across your Johnson. She has very good technique on the finish. It was by far the best HJ finish I've received and didn't feel like one (in a good way). She's also easier on the pockets from what I'm used to at Mbs. And I honestly got greater value from her. I still like Mbs and I will always visit, but I think I've found a new home. There are two other providers there but I haven't seen them. They go by Angie and Britney. Angie is the white girl and she looks a little intriguing also. The receptionist is kinda cute too, but I'm not sure if she is a provider. Maybe I'll ask her next time. But, I'm perfectly fine with Tori. I try to be very detailed an honest in my posts so I'm sorry to inform that I BELIEVE FS is not an option with Tori. That was just my vibe from her, but who knows YMMV. I was definitely satisfied with my session and I will definitely repeat. Hope this is enough information for you all. Good luck, and stay safe out there.
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12-20-13 22:36 #11388Senior Member

Posts: 811Sabrina you are spot on! Sorry I have not been on that side of town to see. I will after the new years!
Originally Posted by SabrinaT
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12-20-13 14:55 #11387Banned Member

Posts: 919New, Fresh Meat. Lynn at MBS
Here is Lynn's link at MBS. http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...kki-24/9656607.








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