Massage Parlor Reports

[OldMassageGuy]

Judy is still somewhere local. The old Sunny from there was supposed to tell me, but she got pissed at me and won't answer my calls anymore. Judy was a rough one, but you got to cross the goal line.

Any word on what happened to Judy?

[MikeyGaGa1]

She meets the criteria, but I would not call her ugly. She always want to know a lot of personal info from you. She was most recently at Serenity.

Probably not. I would not rate April as unattractive. At least not the last time I saw her. I would give her at least a 7.

[MikeyGaGa1]

Stopped by Oriental Massage after a very long hiatus as I was in the area. Laura the manager was there but seems she's aged 10 years in the last 2. There was a fat chick with a customer (Lucy?) and then a slender woman showed up who I later learned was a Filipina named Lisa. She has a fairly flat ass, unattractive face but big tits. She was expecting an appointment any minute so Laura called Lan, an early 30's Chinese lady. She's 5'2" so-so face but otherwise nice body. Lan would not go near the jewels during the massage, her massage was all elbows / forearms and she covered my dick with a wet rag during the TS. She basically just smeared liquid soap on me and rinsed, no washcloth or anything. Left very disappointed and would not see Lan again but wondering if anyone has intel on Lisa. Would love to play with those tits!

Also stopped by Natural Healthcare. Was surprised to see them open as I had Googled the number some time ago and got no results. Went it and ol' Susan was still there, a very fugly woman.

Any word on what happened to Judy?

[Niteluvr]

Stopped by Oriental Massage after a very long hiatus as I was in the area. Laura the manager was there but seems she's aged 10 years in the last 2. There was a fat chick with a customer (Lucy?) and then a slender woman showed up who I later learned was a Filipina named Lisa. She has a fairly flat ass, unattractive face but big tits. She was expecting an appointment any minute so Laura called Lan, an early 30's Chinese lady. She's 5'2" so-so face but otherwise nice body. Lan would not go near the jewels during the massage, her massage was all elbows / forearms and she covered my dick with a wet rag during the TS. She basically just smeared liquid soap on me and rinsed, no washcloth or anything. Left very disappointed and would not see Lan again but wondering if anyone has intel on Lisa. Would love to play with those tits!

Also stopped by Natural Healthcare. Was surprised to see them open as I had Googled the number some time ago and got no results. Went it and ol' Susan was still there, a very fugly woman.

[OldMassageGuy]

She meets the criteria, but I would not call her ugly. She always want to know a lot of personal info from you. She was most recently at Serenity.

I don't know sorry.

[NotParticular]

Its not the old April, aka Coco is it?

I don't know sorry.

[OldMassageGuy]

Its not the old April, aka Coco is it?

Saw ad on CL, Beauty Section for Miu Miu on Rt 141 just north of Abbots Bridge.

Very nice upscale setting, separate foot massage area which I like. Rooms have doors and very nice touches, such as low lighting, comfortable tables. They only have one girl working, Coco; 40's Chinese lady who is very pleasant but not attractive. She provides an above average massage and no hint of Xtras. I like the overall ambiance of this place so I'll visit again to see if they add additional staff.

The are running a special thru end of Dec, $50 for an hour body.

NP.

[NotParticular]

Saw ad on CL, Beauty Section for Miu Miu on Rt 141 just north of Abbots Bridge.

Very nice upscale setting, separate foot massage area which I like. Rooms have doors and very nice touches, such as low lighting, comfortable tables. They only have one girl working, Coco; 40's Chinese lady who is very pleasant but not attractive. She provides an above average massage and no hint of Xtras. I like the overall ambiance of this place so I'll visit again to see if they add additional staff.

The are running a special thru end of Dec, $50 for an hour body.

NP.

[Smyrnaguy1980]

It's always looked like a nail salon up front. You probably had bad luck because there were families (customers) up front.

I've been twice, Connie the old lady is a bit mechanical, but is a sure thing.

She will try to get you off a fast as possible and cheat you out of some time.

I was actually back there right at closing. She told me Connie didn't work there anymore (or so she said).

[SunSin1]

As far as Evergreen goes. You are half right. They re-open this coming Thursday the 19th. I called today and spoke to the owner, same people that owned it before still own it. Didn't go into detail about what to expect from the service if it will be the same we were accustomed to or more legit now. But it is in fact re-opening.

Made my way by and paid more attention this time. Whoever owns it now they covered up "Evergreen" with "Florence".

It's hard to notice at first just driving by.

There was a car in the back and the open sign was on, but it looked more like re-modeling was going on then the usual business.

New name, same old game? If Lucy comes back, I'm in!

[SunSin1]

So saw the new concept day spa ad on CL, looked up info on TER and two good reviews so I decided to go and see for myself since the reviews was good enough for me. Went there and it was up front is a regular nail salon and had two families there. Older lady told me it'd be about thirty minute wait I said ok. Red flag strike 1 on it being a salon type place too legit looking. Ok ignored that sign came back went to massage room she told me to undress and gave me a pair of shorts to put on I asked if it was optional she said no put them on. Red flag strike 2 I mentioned to her it was my bday (which is was) and also mentioned I had been there before and saw Connie I had indeed been there before, but wasn't sure who Is aw but Connie was name in the TER review so I went with that. She has an art of avoiding any touching of the privates and I knew that was the final red flag strike. I even attempted to glance my hand across her leg, she quickly, very quickly moved.

6 wasted massage was good quality just typical older lady and nothing sensual at all. Lesson learned. Seems as though I've been on a cold streak here lately.

It's always looked like a nail salon up front. You probably had bad luck because there were families (customers) up front.

I've been twice, Connie the old lady is a bit mechanical, but is a sure thing.

She will try to get you off a fast as possible and cheat you out of some time.

[ActionJohn]

Forget about Thailand. I'm headed to Eastern Europe next week for some full body to body massages by hot trained model caliber massage therapists w / double HEs for $60 for 90 min. of heaven.

I just figured out where my next trip is going to be. Looking forward to your reports. Can we expect them in a month?

[Svtcobra]

Was in the area and had saw ad for this massage parlor. Was across the street from large truck stop off I-20.2 women in the place, one older (40 ish), the other younger (late 20's). I was told the prices, and no mention of table shower or sauna. I opted for the 30 minute for $40. Was led to a nice room with comfortable table (had accordion type doors that do not close all the way (figured that was a bad sign) by the younger girl. The massage was done all face down with very little massage and mostly a hard or medium type rub. She did near the end make light touches across the jewels, and then said time is up you want 30 more minutes it get better, and you like better. Okay I am suckered in for an additional $20 for 30 more minutes. After about 10 more minutes she tells me to turn over. Near the end she again gently brushes across the jewels a few times and it is at attention, and she said oh you excited..yea, and I motion for her take, and she say noooo, boss said none of that..noooo..sorry sorry..she then said you want 30 more minute, and I said no more. She gave me a little kiss on mouth and said next time you stay longer and it be better. I doubt it, but had just got off the table and the older lady slid open the door and looked over me standing there and smiled and said you want shower, $30 you will really like. I said no need to go, she said $20 table shower, I said I have $10, she said okay table shower come on. She took me to table shower and cleaned everything and everywhere I thought this is where the magic happens, and I pointed to Mr. Standing at attention and she said you do it, you do it, it is okay for you to do. I said no, and again tried but no luck. So no extras had, or at least not on this visit just lots of teasing then up sells with the anticipation that it will be better. YMMV? The younger girl was name Naana, never got the older ones name.

Stay Safe out There and Happy Mongering.

Tennga

Went to this place a couple months back when I had some clients to visit in that area. I had the older lady and my experience went EXACTLY like yours, same shit table shower upsell, but I agreed to the hour up front. Won't return.

Oh will mention the old lady let me feel on her legs and some on her ass while she was massaging my back...that got me excited, but ultimately was fail.

[Smyrnaguy1980]

So saw the new concept day spa ad on CL, looked up info on TER and two good reviews so I decided to go and see for myself since the reviews was good enough for me. Went there and it was up front is a regular nail salon and had two families there. Older lady told me it'd be about thirty minute wait I said ok. Red flag strike 1 on it being a salon type place too legit looking. Ok ignored that sign came back went to massage room she told me to undress and gave me a pair of shorts to put on I asked if it was optional she said no put them on. Red flag strike 2 I mentioned to her it was my bday (which is was) and also mentioned I had been there before and saw Connie I had indeed been there before, but wasn't sure who Is aw but Connie was name in the TER review so I went with that. She has an art of avoiding any touching of the privates and I knew that was the final red flag strike. I even attempted to glance my hand across her leg, she quickly, very quickly moved.

6 wasted massage was good quality just typical older lady and nothing sensual at all. Lesson learned. Seems as though I've been on a cold streak here lately.

Sorry, that was suppose to have said .6 wasted.

[Smyrnaguy1980]

So saw the new concept day spa ad on CL, looked up info on TER and two good reviews so I decided to go and see for myself since the reviews was good enough for me. Went there and it was up front is a regular nail salon and had two families there. Older lady told me it'd be about thirty minute wait I said ok. Red flag strike 1 on it being a salon type place too legit looking. Ok ignored that sign came back went to massage room she told me to undress and gave me a pair of shorts to put on I asked if it was optional she said no put them on. Red flag strike 2 I mentioned to her it was my bday (which is was) and also mentioned I had been there before and saw Connie I had indeed been there before, but wasn't sure who Is aw but Connie was name in the TER review so I went with that. She has an art of avoiding any touching of the privates and I knew that was the final red flag strike. I even attempted to glance my hand across her leg, she quickly, very quickly moved.

6 wasted massage was good quality just typical older lady and nothing sensual at all. Lesson learned. Seems as though I've been on a cold streak here lately.