Massage Parlor Reports

[Muff Luva]

My Spidey Sense told me to stay away; was too hot to play with the flames. There was a swarm hovering around ready to sting. Stay Safe and Serene.

[Ccarter12]

Saw Mckenzie again, this girl is amazing! She is absolutely gorgeous. Give the massage 10 out of 10. Good pressure. Ending was amazing. She always keeps me coming back for more. Very friendly and sweet. Her body is stunning. Big natural breasts. Toned legs, and her ass...so delightful... Very round and plump. The sessions just keep getting hotter and hotter. If you haven't seen her yet you are really missing out. This girl drives me so crazy I only have been seeing her.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...you-23/9542473

[Taster6969]

Stopped in and paid 70 for hr. Got Asian girl named Stacy. Not bad looking and had a white tennis outfit on. Massage was 6/10 and was able to roam freely. On the flip I was able to play with her boobs and had her take her top off. She gave me her menu and went for BBBJ. Started to suck and she seemed very comfortable and enjoying while I was able to take off her skirt and kiss the kitty. Not bad. She was ok with fingers in her kitty and kept sucking till I exploded. Not sure if she took some cream in her mouth but sure felt good. This girl has a lot of experience and knows how to get the customer going for a price. She was on the expensive side but wanted to give her a try. Will probably not repeat. Too expensive for the wallet. Total damage $$ .Other places in area are much cheaper and have younger looking girls.

[Whiskeysours]

Three times in as many months I've aquired clients who've been ripped off and threatened after they gave too much information to a provider. One of them actually obtained a sears card in the monger's wife's name and charged 22 hundred dollars worth of craftsman tools and an automobile repair. Good news is the guy was getting divorced and had the balls to file a criminal complaint.

These days anyone with someone's name and internet access can find your residential address, who lives with you in that house, what it's worth, etc. I don't know this Venus lady, but the information she wants goes beyond what any provider needs for screening purposes. This personal info that she's collecting can be very useful for any number of ways that can cause some real heartburn.

[FlRico]

I set up an appointment via email because I could not get this woman off my mind so I had to go back. Nice place on Semoran and perching. Knocked on the door and there she was, as hot as ever. As You guys know I love women with ink and pirsings. I find GOOD art sexy, on a woman. She is working on a new tattoo that I like. As always great conversation. 8 out of 10 for the massage. I may have possibly roamed a little. But she has a GREAT ass. Always love the ending. She is my ATF. Will definitely repeat. Senior members and members that contribute you May PM me for her email.

[Member #4565]

Another classic post by "The Jag"! Thank you, sir, for the volumes of great info and entertaining insights.

Montana.

Recently visited the beautiful and talented, "Cheyanne / Chenoa / Dakota / Cherokee (sorry, only one Native American name per client), etc., at MBS. The session was as hot as it always is between us. And being in the "Christmas" spirit, I decided to write a little Christmas poem in honor of the season and our session together. Enjoy my good gents and thank you Cheyanne.

T'was the night before Christmas and all through MBS's house, all the rub gals were stirring, they each had a new blouse.

Lo and behold! At the door, they'the seen him before, was the Jag and he looked good, like for sure.

As the Jag walked on in, the lovely "Cheyanne" had a big grin, for she knew the Jag would soon "stick it in".

As the Jag walked past the desk, Judy said "sign the sheet on my desk", and Jag did, though he doth so protest.

So the Jag signed on in, turned to Judy with a grin and said, "I want 30 for 30 with Cheyinne".

Judy eagerly took the Jag's cash, as Cheyanne made a mad dash, to the bathroom to "freshen" her Vag.

Then, she took Jag by the hand and gave a command, "let's use the "Zen" room", though the Jag knew she would have one more demand.

As they entered the "Zen" room, outside they heard a loud "boom", fucking "Joel" (the maintenance guy) had tripped over his broom.

That made the Jag lose his "wood", but as only she could, Cheyanne lustfully stood, and massaged his cock back to full erection, as she should.

On the table, Cheyanne doth nakedly lay, as the Jag began some intensive "fore-play".

With their tongues, they lustfully played, all over their bodies, which were proudly "displayed".

Highly aroused, burning with lust and desire, Cheyanne said, "Oh Jag, my Vag is on fire".

So Jag said "how about some "DATY", Cheyanne said, "don't make me waitey", so down the Jag went without hesitating.

The lovely Cheyanne moaned and she groaned as she begged for Jag's "bone", while he licked, sucked and slurped her Vag into a "zone".

"Fuck me", she cried, and the Jag "merrily" complied.

Then he reached far over to grab his cock "cover".

But when he found it was not there, he said, "Fuck it, I don't care" and proceeded to shove it inside her.

Cheyanne yelled out in delight, her Vag was so fucking tight, that the Jag almost made a nut cream "deposit" that night.

But rather than do that, Jag pulled his cock out with a "splat", as she reached down to fondle his sac.

Poor Jag could hold out no more, with Cheyanne "squirting" like never before.

Then Jag grunted, blew his load, shooting copious amounts of "choad", on her clit, tit and some "choad" even hit the "Zen" door.

Totally "spent", Cheyanne and the Jag lay, co-mingling their own DNA, knowing full well that tomorrow is yet, a new day.

So as the Jag was leaving, Cheyanne appeared to be grieving, "was it the tip he was leaving?

But the Jag said, "have no fear", for Christmas is here, and handed her a brand new hair "weaving".

And as Jag rode away on that night, his tail lights disappearing from sight, he said Merry Christmas my MBS friends and to all a good "Rub Night".

JagXF.

[OrlandoJack69]

I have been a member at ME for years, but have never been offered any extras or as much as a possibility of an extra. Please give us more info in what location and the therapists so I can try for myself. Thanks.

Always paid cash when I went to ME. They never asked me for DL / I'd. Never. They upsell you like a mother fucker though once you get in the door. I swear the receptionists are threatened with a "job action" if they don't try to sell you everything in their spa. That is a real turn off. A fucking facial at a spa, for a real man? Seriously? Jag gives out "facials", he does not receive them. I like my "Sean Connery / Clint Eastwood" like wrinkles, thank you very much. However, the receptionists are the ME's I've been to are very hot looking, for the most part. Rollins College / UCF chicks mainly. Frankly I wish some of the sexy receptionists would do the massages. You only need a credit card to became a monthly member for 39 dollar massages. Monthly membership is 59 dollars I believe. I've had some success at a few locations. Decent place overall and it can be hit or miss with the extras. JagXF. http://www.massageenvy.com/your-first-visit.aspx.

[Ftguy68]

So they advertise the 120 flat rate for SR members here? Anyone have any idea what kind of session that is going to be? Why type of fun will I be having?

You guys can PM me if you want.

[Robert 35]

That place was a perfect example of how not to run an AMP. I'm surprised she stayed around as long as she did.

Miss May on E Washington is closed. Not a great loss but still hate to see an AMP close.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Just wanted to clarify for Bamf210. It is probably better to see several gals and then post the reviews in one single report. That way the board does not get bogged down with many reviews from one guy in the span of a week or so. I did that at first and then I realized it was better see some gals and then post one large review. I have banged a lot of "quiff" and I have many, many dreams. But I will try to post several reviews in one report from now on.

JagXF

[AncientOne]

Long-time lurker, first-time poster. I started having dreams of MPs earlier this year. In my dreams, I've been to MBS and Luxsa, and have also been w / Michelle and Brandy & Kimmy. My ATF dreams have been w / Jackie. Her pics are real and don't do her justice; natural 34 double dees w / nice big nips, beautiful hardwood floors, and a perfect latina ass. She's always treated me great and each dream gets better. The most recent was a few days ago, and she could tell I was feeling particularly randy; she started tugging before the flip. Once I was on my back I eagerly played w / those beautiful breasts before she leaned over to finish me Russian. If you're looking for an ACTUAL massage w / your HE, I can't recommend Jackie enough. Just a heads-up fellow mongers; she doesn't offer FS, but a 10/10/10 nonetheless.

On a side note, I'm looking to finally take my dreams further. From what I've read on the boards it looks like my best bets would be Cheyanne from MBS, Tory from Luxsa, and Jasmine & Sofia. Any other recommendations?

Thanks & stay safe everyone!

Jackie does have the perfect Latina ass and incredible tata's. Her personality is sparkling too. Her HE skills are pretty much the complete opposite of the AMP girls who are so. Mechanical. I have seen her at least a dozen times and each time is better than the last one! My ATF.

[Sex Xes]

Miss May on E Washington is closed. Not a great loss but still hate to see an AMP close.

[Swc68]

This seems to be a new AMP in Kissimmee that is just east of Bamboo Spa (1004 E Osceola Pkwy). Went and the place was clean and new. Only one person working on Sunday afternoon. Had to wait 15 minutes but agreed for one hr at $80 as I needed a good massage too. I believe the attendant was named Jackie or something like that but she was probably a 7 out 10 on looks, 8 out of 10 with her body. I can provide more details with private PM but I left very happy and relaxed. Menu available is more than the typical Orlando AMP scene.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Long-time lurker, first-time poster. I started having dreams of MPs earlier this year. In my dreams, I've been to MBS and Luxsa, and have also been w / Michelle and Brandy & Kimmy. My ATF dreams have been w / Jackie. Her pics are real and don't do her justice; natural 34 double dees w / nice big nips, beautiful hardwood floors, and a perfect latina ass. She's always treated me great and each dream gets better. The most recent was a few days ago, and she could tell I was feeling particularly randy; she started tugging before the flip. Once I was on my back I eagerly played w / those beautiful breasts before she leaned over to finish me Russian. If you're looking for an ACTUAL massage w / your HE, I can't recommend Jackie enough. Just a heads-up fellow mongers; she doesn't offer FS, but a 10/10/10 nonetheless.

On a side note, I'm looking to finally take my dreams further. From what I've read on the boards it looks like my best bets would be Cheyanne from MBS, Tory from Luxsa, and Jasmine & Sofia. Any other recommendations?

Thanks & stay safe everyone!

No disrespect here my good gent, but it would be a good idea to post some of your "dream" with the aforementioned gals in your post. Your post will still be useful to the board, if the gals are still posting and advertising on a regular basis. Your dreams are a few moths old, its cool. As long as the gal is still currently "on the playing field, if you will, then, your Intel will be very helpful to the good gents on this board. So, post away, and be as accurate as you can. Don't worry if you have 10 posts in one week. It does not matter. Always be truthful and accurate, the guys will appreciate it very much. We trust you for your providing us with spot on reviews. We can never have enough quality Intel. It will only help us. Give more Intel on the rub gals than on the LMT's because LMT's have a license to protect, and we don't want the FL / DOH snooping around their spa's. Not so much to worry about with an outcall LMT, though. So a little bit of detail is good for the LMT reviews, but not too much. The rest of the LMT details can be exchanged via PM.

JagXF

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Do they require photo I'd to sign up or make an appointment?

Always paid cash when I went to ME. They never asked me for DL / I'd. Never. They upsell you like a mother fucker though once you get in the door. I swear the receptionists are threatened with a "job action" if they don't try to sell you everything in their spa. That is a real turn off. A fucking facial at a spa, for a real man? Seriously? Jag gives out "facials", he does not receive them. I like my "Sean Connery / Clint Eastwood" like wrinkles, thank you very much. However, the receptionists are the ME's I've been to are very hot looking, for the most part. Rollins College / UCF chicks mainly. Frankly I wish some of the sexy receptionists would do the massages. You only need a credit card to became a monthly member for 39 dollar massages. Monthly membership is 59 dollars I believe. I've had some success at a few locations. Decent place overall and it can be hit or miss with the extras. JagXF. http://www.massageenvy.com/your-first-visit.aspx.