Escort Reviews

[Bucks97]

Personal preference. Variety. An accepted amount of unpredictability. Finding the hidden gem, or the little known treasure. The excitement of new things. Even having a great time with a girl with a mediocre rep because you click, and are thus getting something specific to you in a business where "good" reps are built out of canned, "good" times. You read mongers going on about the girl "convincing them" that they are having a good time. That never works for me. It's not what I am looking for.

And, for me, the "sure things" have rarely worked out for me. I respect them and that they are good providers. I even suggest them to others, when it makes sense to do so. I know that what I am interested in, is a rare thing. I'm not married, and I'm not 19, I'm not just grateful to be there. It takes a very special girl to really make me happy. I've tried some of the stellar talent here, and it just didn't work for me. Most of the providers I've been with couldn't get the nut, and some couldn't even arouse, or maintain my interest. If I based my reviews on ME getting off, most of the girls I've seen would get 0's. So instead I base my analysis on time spent, and on how things went aside from that ultimate goal.

So, for me at least... That is why.

Why go after another "sure thing", when I know that most guys have different requirements than I do, and when it is far from certain that I will ultimately enjoy it. Even if she brings her professional best?

It is not that I don't value customer service, respect, or performance. I do. But I am not satisfied with an "act", and as soon as she starts trying too hard to figure me out, or starts "acting" I lose interest.

I've seen Candice and it was a great time. Zero defects in the customer experience, as Kenwood Jack mentioned in a spot-on review. Yet I've also had zero desire to go back, and I've often asked myself why. Somehow it just didn't feel real, and I didn't get into it. I mean, she was great. And it certainly wasn't that I had trouble with the nut (that's a problem I only ever run into with the SO, as in same-old). But on all the technical aspects, she is perfect and I have no complaints. It's very similar to what I experience with Petra -- excellent in every regard when I think with the big head, yet for some reason it just doesn't fully click for me and I don't want to go back as often as I should rationally.

I really don't want handlers around under any circumstances. I don't want to be asked for a loan. But I really don't mind hearing her complain about life or anything else that's normal and real. I have very little tolerance for my time being wasted and won't put up with it much, or even at all with a new provider. But I don't even mind the occasional follow up text since I have a monger phone, assuming it stops if I ask her to stop. I guess I don't mind the "real" aspects, as long as it doesn't get too "real."

It's not unlike the old question about why women hang around with men who don't treat them well, or vice versa. There's an attraction there, healthy or not, that keeps them coming back, even when there are so many others who would treat them better but bore them.

[Kostabi]

She did this to me twice. Once, 2 days later on a Sunday afternoon, once a day later at another inopportune time. Also happened with another who I won't return to. Ladies, never randomly text men on your list! If a provider doesn't get back within an hour, they need to wait until we contact them! Basic escort etiquette, ladies.

She must not read the forum or is needing money for other habits. She text me again today after standing me up last week.

Other texts were just hey, this was "can you see me today" which could have been real bad if someone else saw that.

She has had a few bad reviews lately and used to have great reviews. Something must have changed. Be careful.

[TerryTT]

I can also say an "actress" doesn't appeal to me either. I cringe when a provider calls me "baby" when they first meet me. The hidden gems are the best. The problem is when you share the hidden gem they become the "it" provider to see and I tend to lose interest at that point. I doubt any of us really finds what we are looking for from a provider in the philosophical sense. Not that there is anything wrong with a fantastic romp from time to time either. My "best" experiences in this hobby have come from ladies I have gotten to know beyond the wham bam thank you maam phase. I've also been around long enough to know that usually passes too when "real" life becomes a part of the friendship. Good luck in finding what you seek!!

Personal preference. Variety. An accepted amount of unpredictability. Finding the hidden gem, or the little known treasure. The excitement of new things. Even having a great time with a girl with a mediocre rep because you click, and are thus getting something specific to you in a business where "good" reps are built out of canned, "good" times. You read mongers going on about the girl "convincing them" that they are having a good time. That never works for me. It's not what I am looking for.

And, for me, the "sure things" have rarely worked out for me. I respect them and that they are good providers. I even suggest them to others, when it makes sense to do so. I know that what I am interested in, is a rare thing. I'm not married, and I'm not 19, I'm not just grateful to be there. It takes a very special girl to really make me happy. I've tried some of the stellar talent here, and it just didn't work for me. Most of the providers I've been with couldn't get the nut, and some couldn't even arouse, or maintain my interest. If I based my reviews on ME getting off, most of the girls I've seen would get 0's. So instead I base my analysis on time spent, and on how things went aside from that ultimate goal.

So, for me at least... That is why.

Why go after another "sure thing", when I know that most guys have different requirements than I do, and when it is far from certain that I will ultimately enjoy it. Even if she brings her professional best?

It is not that I don't value customer service, respect, or performance. I do. But I am not satisfied with an "act", and as soon as she starts trying too hard to figure me out, or starts "acting" I lose interest.

[BahamaMama]

I just wanted to wanted to say that despite my squabble with Silk she still is probably the best provider around. I can't deny that just because I was being a jerk.

[Lgovi]

Finally got to schedule and dream with this nice lady. Very pleasant experience.

[Tuffy12]

Love the spin on my favorite question for many of my fellow mongers. Why? Why? Why?

Why would you put up with the shit you described? Why would you repeat? Why would you part with your cash repeatedly after being subjected to missed / late appts, menu changes and limitations, up selling, raunchy, unsafe Incall locations, phones ringing during your session, no covers available, etc., etc., ad nauseum?

Once you experience zero, you will likely change your preferences. Hopefully. Demand customer service, respect, performance, value.

Still, I know I will continue to read these reviews, shake my head and wonder WTF?!

The review is about Candice, who advertises on this site.

At one time in the distant past, I could get my SO to suck my dick ... As time wore on, the price (in time, money, and bitching) became onerous and prohibitive. It is like that with some providers. Many providers may perform the dirty deed with alacrity, but there is just so much drama and aggravation that accompanies some of these providers. There have been countless reviews about Candice and her sexual prowess. I would like to focus upon all of the other non-sex parts of my encounters with Candice.

Candice is a ZERO.

1. Number of times Candice failed to answer her phone (or she failed to call me back right away when I wanted a call-back). ZERO.

2. Numbers of times Candice asked me to pick up something for her. ZERO.

3. Number of times Candice suddenly went AWOL. ZERO.

4. Number of times Candice cancelled. ZERO.

5. Number of times Candice's phone rang during an appointment. ZERO.

6. Number of unsolicited texts sent by Candice. ZERO.

7. Number of times Candice was late. ZERO.

8. Number of times I feared for my safety in any way. ZERO.

9. Number of times I saw her handler (I don't think she has one). ZERO.

10. Number of times Candice asked me for a loan. ZERO.

11. Number of times Candice bitched and moaned about her personal life. ZERO.

12. Number of times I was treated to any drama. Zero.

13. Number of times Candice was happy to see me (or so it seems). EVERY FUCKIN' TIME!

[Sprygns]

Saw both these providers and was very pleased. LSM we all knows loves what she does so it's hard for you to not feel the same way. Sweet TnA made me comfortable and was willing to do things I have had no other provider provide will definitely repeat both.

[FantasyFancy]

Awe thanks I pride myself in bringing a smile to each and every face I see there is nothing better than to know that you made someones day thank you so much and I hope I have the pleasure of pleasing you again. Come back sooñ I'll be waiting!! Be safe an happy hunting.

Yours truly FF!

This was my first meeting with FF. She is much younger than I expected, mid-20's. I had to cancel our first appointment about an hour before, but she was nice enough to see me 2 days later, and still kept a good attitude. She's a taller girl, maybe 5'8" or 5'9". Who knows, maybe 5'10". Nice looking girl, shoulder length dark hair, girl next door type. She is not a 95 pound soaking wet weakling. She's average / normal with maybe be or see cups. Nice to the touch. She opens up to an easy, calming conversation. If that's your thing, you'll get along great. Says she prefers that at first meeting. Eventually she took over with a great BBBJ. We never got to much else as I was perfectly content to let her 'do her thing' which she did very well. Access to top and bottom made for some nice touching activities while she worked on me. It wasn't long before she had my toes curling.. NQCIM. Yea, quite nice. About as easy going as you could want. Did not sample other menu items but my guess is FS would also be a mind blowing event. Since this was the first time I've seen her, this next bit is my opinion: if you see her for the first time as a cold, heavy-handed stranger looking for 30 minutes of fast and furious, you'll probably get that.. Cold and as a stranger. If you have the ability to be more accommodating so as to 'make a connection' first, your experience will be great. To me she was very sweet, easy going and made sure I popped big time, no clock watching. Her location is fairly far south of Cin, so distance is an issue for those north. Her hotel is quite decent, easy access, no lobby to walk through. Only negative: room had a fairly strong smoke smell.

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[JLZ61]

Had the opportunity to visit with NattiGFE a few days ago. Texted her the night before and got an immediate response. Agreed to meet the following morning. She texted me an hour or so before to confirm, which was nice. Not all SPs do that! Nice!

Went to to meet her for an incall. Showed up and tried to find the place. Not the easiest to find but she popped out to meet me and took me back to her place. She was not dressed up, though, wearing sweats, etc. Also, sad to say, all her reviews are quite accurate. Her apartment is, to say the least, a bit cluttered. To be more accurate, it's really messy. I didn't get the feeling of dirty, just a whole bunch of stuff, on the floor, on the tables, against the walls, etc. A bit off-putting..

On the other hand, Natti is exactly what her pics show. Cute. Young. Very nice body. Excellent top end. And her personality is also very sweet and simple. And that is how she conducts herself during dreams. Sweet. Not aggressive (at least not with me). Very willing. Very nice kisser. Very open to direction.

A bit of talk in the beginning and we quickly moved to the next step. Very pleasant. Easy. Open to DATY, BBBJ, CFS. Just very low key and nice. No fireworks. Although I don't know that they couldn't happen. Just didn't that time.

A little chatting after the dream went well. Got to know her a little better. A sweet soul. Here's the kicker, though. Her ads are pretty well written. So much so that I have to wonder if she wrote them herself or not. She didn't come across as someone who would be able to craft such ads so I'm guessing she has someone else writing for her. Don't' know who it is and what the relationship there might be.

We also talked about the fact that her apartment's messiness has been mentioned several times as being a bit of an issue. She defended it and feels it's fine and not a problem.

So, I left feeling my time was well enough spent but not sure how often I will repeat. The lack of connection with her (which apparently I need) in combination with the messiness will make my visits not as often as otherwise night have been.

All in all, not bad, but just lacking something...

[DirtyOldGuy]

Seen ms. Moore and let me tell you she is TALL. Nice body, pis are accurate. Full menu. BBBJ, daty, cfs.

[PitDropper]

I have to say the same and couldn't be said even better. Even though she raised her rates a touch, best out there. Told me she is trying to get a new apartment even better if she can.

Candice is a breath of fresh air for us hobbiest. There are not to many terrific females out like her.

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[Ky Guy 123]

You would know if you are interested by contacting me via PM and getting the information I have. I don't put it out in specifics because 1 it is a UTR lady and the biggest because what she may not do might be YMMV. Also Uncle figures in. The info you mentioned is all contained BC and that doesn't take more than a simple request PM and already there are over 20 inquiries Your observation is noted D and thanks for taking the time to suggest. PT.

Being one of the 20 who enquired I can say that my texts back and forth with the lass were very nice. She sent me a few pics, and from what I could tell she was attractive for a mature woman. Location was to be fine. We only had an impasse when it came to financial considerations. I had a limited budget for fun this week, and she wanted twice what I had available. No fret on her account of course, as she didn't have a time associated to the fun. Being that time and funds were an issue.. Opted to see Remmy again.

[Cards1]

The review is about Candice, who advertises on this site.

At one time in the distant past, I could get my SO to suck my dick ... As time wore on, the price (in time, money, and bitching) became onerous and prohibitive. It is like that with some providers. Many providers may perform the dirty deed with alacrity, but there is just so much drama and aggravation that accompanies some of these providers. There have been countless reviews about Candice and her sexual prowess. I would like to focus upon all of the other non-sex parts of my encounters with Candice.

Candice is a ZERO.

1. Number of times Candice failed to answer her phone (or she failed to call me back right away when I wanted a call-back). ZERO.

2. Numbers of times Candice asked me to pick up something for her. ZERO.

3. Number of times Candice suddenly went AWOL. ZERO.

4. Number of times Candice cancelled. ZERO.

5. Number of times Candice's phone rang during an appointment. ZERO.

6. Number of unsolicited texts sent by Candice. ZERO.

7. Number of times Candice was late. ZERO.

8. Number of times I feared for my safety in any way. ZERO.

9. Number of times I saw her handler (I don't think she has one). ZERO.

10. Number of times Candice asked me for a loan. ZERO.

11. Number of times Candice bitched and moaned about her personal life. ZERO.

12. Number of times I was treated to any drama. Zero.

13. Number of times Candice was happy to see me (or so it seems). EVERY FUCKIN' TIME!

Candice is a breath of fresh air for us hobbiest. There are not to many terrific females out like her.

[Member #4637]

What can I say about Remmy Lynn that hasn't already been said? She's a rare gem of a woman. Sweet, pretty, great petite body, great skills, very responsive, unrushed, appreciative. The total package, and the best rates in the business. She's worth a try if you haven't partaken as of yet.

[Member #4637]

KJ, You had me worried with your headline! Candice is anything but a Zero in the typical sense of the word. She's always been what you described today with me also. Steady, reliable, consistent.

SC

The review is about Candice, who advertises on this site.

At one time in the distant past, I could get my SO to suck my dick ... As time wore on, the price (in time, money, and bitching) became onerous and prohibitive. It is like that with some providers. Many providers may perform the dirty deed with alacrity, but there is just so much drama and aggravation that accompanies some of these providers. There have been countless reviews about Candice and her sexual prowess. I would like to focus upon all of the other non-sex parts of my encounters with Candice.

Candice is a ZERO.

1. Number of times Candice failed to answer her phone (or she failed to call me back right away when I wanted a call-back). ZERO.

2. Numbers of times Candice asked me to pick up something for her. ZERO.

3. Number of times Candice suddenly went AWOL. ZERO.

4. Number of times Candice cancelled. ZERO.

5. Number of times Candice's phone rang during an appointment. ZERO.

6. Number of unsolicited texts sent by Candice. ZERO.

7. Number of times Candice was late. ZERO.

8. Number of times I feared for my safety in any way. ZERO.

9. Number of times I saw her handler (I don't think she has one). ZERO.

10. Number of times Candice asked me for a loan. ZERO.

11. Number of times Candice bitched and moaned about her personal life. ZERO.

12. Number of times I was treated to any drama. Zero.

13. Number of times Candice was happy to see me (or so it seems). EVERY FUCKIN' TIME!