Escort Reviews

[Kenwood Jack]

(The following report is for informational purposes only. It is completely true from the standpoint of just one guy. ME. Read on, fellow hobbyists ...

Well worth the drive to Kentucky.

Fantasy Fancy (Felicia) .

TRUTH IN ADVERTISING. READ HER ADVERTISEMENT CLOSELY (It is all true!

General area of town: Northern Kentucky (Ludlow) I saw her before she moved even farther south (Florence).

How did I find her: She advertises here.

Reviewed by: Kenwood Jack.

Pictures: She looks cuter than her photos.

Looks: 5'9" , not fat in any way, (if I remember right. She had a big bottom), cute, (I don't remember much more).

Easy or hard to set up meeting: EASY ... I called and arrived at the destination in less than 30 minutes.

NO REFERENCES NEEDED.

Incall or outcall: Incall.

Cleanliness of girl: ok.

Cleanliness of incall: I saw her in an apartment. She is now in a hotel / motel setting.

Perfume: NO. (this is a plus).

Smoking: There was a slight odor (she had only 30 minutes to get it all out and did okay). Any smell that I take home is dangerous.

Attitude: SUPER ATTITUDE. BBBJCIMNQNS (at least 30+ minutes straight).

Skill: 8+ with 2 extra points because of the attitude for a total of 10+.

Comfortability level: 10 ... I was comfortable from to get-go.

Menu: BBBJ, menu is very full although I did not partake (GFE, dfk, lfk, DATY, and a bunch of other letters including CFS and MSOG).

Today's experience: BBBJCIMNQNS.

Safety of incall (and why) : 8+ she is now is a safe commercial area.

Overall pros: BBBJCIMNQNS offered, superior skills (took direction well), super attitude (I am old and don't just pop easily, and she did not complain, nor grow tired). Overall value was amazing. She is worth at least double her rates.

Overall cons: Slight cigarette smell bothered me. For 90% of you mongers, you might not even notice. Other con. I live near Wilmington and to travel to Kentucky was almost a burden that I was not able to overcome. SHE IS WORTH THE TRIP IF YOU CAN SPARE THE TIME!

Cost: See her advertisement. NO UPSELL. I did tip her well AFTER the encounter.

Overall value: As good a value as you might receive ANYWHERE!

Zero factor: (What are good reasons to see this provider again that are not sex-related?) Zero times she did not answer her phone, zero things she asked me to pick-up for her, zero minutes that she was late, zero drama with anything, zero boyfriends or handlers that I saw, zero unsolicited texts, zero times the phone rang during appointment, zero times she pissed and moaned about anything.

Wow factor: (What makes her so special, that even with all the superior low-cost providers in the greater Cincinnati area, what is it that makes you want to come back to her?

When I go to Frisch's, I know that I am getting fair quality (not great). Frisch's prices are way too high for their service or their quality of food. However, I myself go to Frisch's just because of their cole slaw. A friend goes to Frisch's for their pumpkin pie. Another friend does not like Frisch's except for their fish sandwich. Although no one I know (including myself) praises Frisch's, everyone loves some little special thing that keeps that individual diner returning again and again.

I go to the dollar store, not because I can't afford the higher prices of a regular store, but because I feel great every time I want out of the store because I got great value for my money. I felt this same way after visiting Fantasy Fancy (Felicia). I looooooooooooooved Felicia's attitude.

P.S. I have certain fetish requests ... I was so comfortable with her that I expressed some fantasy wishes ... She was more than eager to please me doing sex things that she had never tried before. W O W! W O W!

Would I repeat? Once a day if she lived down the street ... However, I am so severely constrained by time that I will only be able to repeat sporadically.

[Discreet61]

Recently saw Ms. Sydney Moore. What a great gal, long legs, sweet butt, and fun to be with. Great menu. Will repeat. Senior exploration with rewarding results!

[Daniel41]

I had the lovely surprise of dreaming about Rebecca yesterday. I have to say that s he was refreshing, laid back, and very easy to talk too. I could not have scripted a better experience. She made me feel totally at ease. I hope to see her again soon!

Daniel.

[SilkyWetness]

Finally got to schedule and dream with this nice lady. Very pleasant experience.

Thank you I enjoyed our time together and look forward to another dream.

[SilkyWetness]

I just wanted to wanted to say that despite my squabble with Silk she still is probably the best provider around. I can't deny that just because I was being a jerk.

Thank you bahama I appreciate you being the bigger guy.

[OldGoober]

This report is a little late. I was able to see my go to girl last week. Candice made herself available to me on short notice and after having not seen her in a while she treated me like a long lost old boy friend that she had missed. Her kisses are soft and sweet and her touch is sweet and sensual, and when she takes you into her mouth is it pure heaven. She seems to truly enjoy her vocation and makes a man more than happy to be with her. I guess that is why I keep cumming back rather than branching out to new and younger girls, when you find something good stick with it.

[Fitter392]

As I have said many times I don't like to shop around. I like to connect in my way with a girl. I tend to see her till I lose that connection. I expect it to be some what romantic, candles and music dim lights, clean room, phone off. And I see her till I feel I'm taken for granted (which may or may not happen) then I move on. No disrespect to the ladies because I do return from time to time. At the moment Cupcake is my cup of tea, cute sexy smart honest and if I request it it happens. Schedule has never been an ISSUE as I try to do it days in advance. We have many GEMS here and she is one of them.

Fitter approved.

[Bucks97]

Personal preference. Variety. An accepted amount of unpredictability. Finding the hidden gem, or the little known treasure. The excitement of new things. Even having a great time with a girl with a mediocre rep because you click, and are thus getting something specific to you in a business where "good" reps are built out of canned, "good" times. You read mongers going on about the girl "convincing them" that they are having a good time. That never works for me. It's not what I am looking for.

And, for me, the "sure things" have rarely worked out for me. I respect them and that they are good providers. I even suggest them to others, when it makes sense to do so. I know that what I am interested in, is a rare thing. I'm not married, and I'm not 19, I'm not just grateful to be there. It takes a very special girl to really make me happy. I've tried some of the stellar talent here, and it just didn't work for me. Most of the providers I've been with couldn't get the nut, and some couldn't even arouse, or maintain my interest. If I based my reviews on ME getting off, most of the girls I've seen would get 0's. So instead I base my analysis on time spent, and on how things went aside from that ultimate goal.

So, for me at least... That is why.

Why go after another "sure thing", when I know that most guys have different requirements than I do, and when it is far from certain that I will ultimately enjoy it. Even if she brings her professional best?

It is not that I don't value customer service, respect, or performance. I do. But I am not satisfied with an "act", and as soon as she starts trying too hard to figure me out, or starts "acting" I lose interest.

I've seen Candice and it was a great time. Zero defects in the customer experience, as Kenwood Jack mentioned in a spot-on review. Yet I've also had zero desire to go back, and I've often asked myself why. Somehow it just didn't feel real, and I didn't get into it. I mean, she was great. And it certainly wasn't that I had trouble with the nut (that's a problem I only ever run into with the SO, as in same-old). But on all the technical aspects, she is perfect and I have no complaints. It's very similar to what I experience with Petra -- excellent in every regard when I think with the big head, yet for some reason it just doesn't fully click for me and I don't want to go back as often as I should rationally.

I really don't want handlers around under any circumstances. I don't want to be asked for a loan. But I really don't mind hearing her complain about life or anything else that's normal and real. I have very little tolerance for my time being wasted and won't put up with it much, or even at all with a new provider. But I don't even mind the occasional follow up text since I have a monger phone, assuming it stops if I ask her to stop. I guess I don't mind the "real" aspects, as long as it doesn't get too "real."

It's not unlike the old question about why women hang around with men who don't treat them well, or vice versa. There's an attraction there, healthy or not, that keeps them coming back, even when there are so many others who would treat them better but bore them.

[Kostabi]

She did this to me twice. Once, 2 days later on a Sunday afternoon, once a day later at another inopportune time. Also happened with another who I won't return to. Ladies, never randomly text men on your list! If a provider doesn't get back within an hour, they need to wait until we contact them! Basic escort etiquette, ladies.

She must not read the forum or is needing money for other habits. She text me again today after standing me up last week.

Other texts were just hey, this was "can you see me today" which could have been real bad if someone else saw that.

She has had a few bad reviews lately and used to have great reviews. Something must have changed. Be careful.

[TerryTT]

I can also say an "actress" doesn't appeal to me either. I cringe when a provider calls me "baby" when they first meet me. The hidden gems are the best. The problem is when you share the hidden gem they become the "it" provider to see and I tend to lose interest at that point. I doubt any of us really finds what we are looking for from a provider in the philosophical sense. Not that there is anything wrong with a fantastic romp from time to time either. My "best" experiences in this hobby have come from ladies I have gotten to know beyond the wham bam thank you maam phase. I've also been around long enough to know that usually passes too when "real" life becomes a part of the friendship. Good luck in finding what you seek!!

Personal preference. Variety. An accepted amount of unpredictability. Finding the hidden gem, or the little known treasure. The excitement of new things. Even having a great time with a girl with a mediocre rep because you click, and are thus getting something specific to you in a business where "good" reps are built out of canned, "good" times. You read mongers going on about the girl "convincing them" that they are having a good time. That never works for me. It's not what I am looking for.

And, for me, the "sure things" have rarely worked out for me. I respect them and that they are good providers. I even suggest them to others, when it makes sense to do so. I know that what I am interested in, is a rare thing. I'm not married, and I'm not 19, I'm not just grateful to be there. It takes a very special girl to really make me happy. I've tried some of the stellar talent here, and it just didn't work for me. Most of the providers I've been with couldn't get the nut, and some couldn't even arouse, or maintain my interest. If I based my reviews on ME getting off, most of the girls I've seen would get 0's. So instead I base my analysis on time spent, and on how things went aside from that ultimate goal.

So, for me at least... That is why.

Why go after another "sure thing", when I know that most guys have different requirements than I do, and when it is far from certain that I will ultimately enjoy it. Even if she brings her professional best?

It is not that I don't value customer service, respect, or performance. I do. But I am not satisfied with an "act", and as soon as she starts trying too hard to figure me out, or starts "acting" I lose interest.

[BahamaMama]

I just wanted to wanted to say that despite my squabble with Silk she still is probably the best provider around. I can't deny that just because I was being a jerk.

[Lgovi]

Finally got to schedule and dream with this nice lady. Very pleasant experience.

[Tuffy12]

Love the spin on my favorite question for many of my fellow mongers. Why? Why? Why?

Why would you put up with the shit you described? Why would you repeat? Why would you part with your cash repeatedly after being subjected to missed / late appts, menu changes and limitations, up selling, raunchy, unsafe Incall locations, phones ringing during your session, no covers available, etc., etc., ad nauseum?

Once you experience zero, you will likely change your preferences. Hopefully. Demand customer service, respect, performance, value.

Still, I know I will continue to read these reviews, shake my head and wonder WTF?!

The review is about Candice, who advertises on this site.

At one time in the distant past, I could get my SO to suck my dick ... As time wore on, the price (in time, money, and bitching) became onerous and prohibitive. It is like that with some providers. Many providers may perform the dirty deed with alacrity, but there is just so much drama and aggravation that accompanies some of these providers. There have been countless reviews about Candice and her sexual prowess. I would like to focus upon all of the other non-sex parts of my encounters with Candice.

Candice is a ZERO.

1. Number of times Candice failed to answer her phone (or she failed to call me back right away when I wanted a call-back). ZERO.

2. Numbers of times Candice asked me to pick up something for her. ZERO.

3. Number of times Candice suddenly went AWOL. ZERO.

4. Number of times Candice cancelled. ZERO.

5. Number of times Candice's phone rang during an appointment. ZERO.

6. Number of unsolicited texts sent by Candice. ZERO.

7. Number of times Candice was late. ZERO.

8. Number of times I feared for my safety in any way. ZERO.

9. Number of times I saw her handler (I don't think she has one). ZERO.

10. Number of times Candice asked me for a loan. ZERO.

11. Number of times Candice bitched and moaned about her personal life. ZERO.

12. Number of times I was treated to any drama. Zero.

13. Number of times Candice was happy to see me (or so it seems). EVERY FUCKIN' TIME!

[Sprygns]

Saw both these providers and was very pleased. LSM we all knows loves what she does so it's hard for you to not feel the same way. Sweet TnA made me comfortable and was willing to do things I have had no other provider provide will definitely repeat both.

[FantasyFancy]

Awe thanks I pride myself in bringing a smile to each and every face I see there is nothing better than to know that you made someones day thank you so much and I hope I have the pleasure of pleasing you again. Come back sooñ I'll be waiting!! Be safe an happy hunting.

Yours truly FF!

This was my first meeting with FF. She is much younger than I expected, mid-20's. I had to cancel our first appointment about an hour before, but she was nice enough to see me 2 days later, and still kept a good attitude. She's a taller girl, maybe 5'8" or 5'9". Who knows, maybe 5'10". Nice looking girl, shoulder length dark hair, girl next door type. She is not a 95 pound soaking wet weakling. She's average / normal with maybe be or see cups. Nice to the touch. She opens up to an easy, calming conversation. If that's your thing, you'll get along great. Says she prefers that at first meeting. Eventually she took over with a great BBBJ. We never got to much else as I was perfectly content to let her 'do her thing' which she did very well. Access to top and bottom made for some nice touching activities while she worked on me. It wasn't long before she had my toes curling.. NQCIM. Yea, quite nice. About as easy going as you could want. Did not sample other menu items but my guess is FS would also be a mind blowing event. Since this was the first time I've seen her, this next bit is my opinion: if you see her for the first time as a cold, heavy-handed stranger looking for 30 minutes of fast and furious, you'll probably get that.. Cold and as a stranger. If you have the ability to be more accommodating so as to 'make a connection' first, your experience will be great. To me she was very sweet, easy going and made sure I popped big time, no clock watching. Her location is fairly far south of Cin, so distance is an issue for those north. Her hotel is quite decent, easy access, no lobby to walk through. Only negative: room had a fairly strong smoke smell.

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