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**MrDollar** · 12-07-13 20:58

I have not seen her posting in a while. I though she had moved or was done with the business.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...ss-30/11382148

**Willh** · 12-07-13 19:21

Originally Posted by BillySea [View Original Post]

Oh crap that sucks! I understood everything he writes.

I never have a clue what he's trying to say. Perhaps you could be the forum translator.

**Jj2549** · 12-07-13 18:36

Saw Roxanne Bliss today wish I hadn't. Staying at low end hotel on Busch. Went to room, she is tall and probably a 6 on looks. DFk when I entered with lots of groping. She took out Hank and started nice BBBJ. Got rest of my clothes off and laid on bed where she continues to suck for maybe 3 minutes total. Then she is ready, I'm kinda like ok but I like her BJ skills but lets start it. Start off lazy dog, then me behind her. Get a whiff of something fishy so I'm trying to block out smell as I'm pounding it. Maybe 5 minutes in she starts asking if I'm ready to cum. Now I'm thinking been here 10 minutes total and she wants me to blow already, no I'm going to take my time. So I'm pounding her from behind aand she is just going through the motions not really into it. She stops fucking and lays on back, pulls off hat and starts jerking jr. Trying to get him to spit. I tell her let me jerk it, so she opens her mouth as I am stroking and as I shoot my load she closes mouth and gets up off the bed. Now I'm still jerking and still cumming so I spew the rest of my load on the bedspread. She gets me a wet rag to clean up with. Then asks if I feel like I was rushed, I say yes but not even a sorry. Go to wash hands in sink and rug was soaking wet, she goes yeah don't know why its that way. Look in bathroom and loads of towels in tub. She probably is a high volume provider from what I saw. Total time there from in room to back in car 15 minutes- damage was 120. Wanted to take 40 back, donation was still on table but didn't want to be one of those that is an ungrateful monger. Figured I just post and give you all the heads up to avoid. When I google her name a link comes up for a vid she is in with a black man. Watch the video and you can see she just doesn't like her job but you know YMMV. Good luck happy hunting.

**Member #4527** · 12-07-13 13:45

Originally Posted by PeterRammer [View Original Post]

This is an extremely complex dialect even more indecipherable than the NavaHO Codes. According to linguist Noam Chomsky it can only be fathomed by genitally challenged megalomaniacs after another scoreless night at YS. Just be thankful that you're as clueless as the rest of us; save one!!

Oh crap that sucks! I understood everything he writes.

**BillyBob987** · 12-07-13 13:14

Originally Posted by PandaSoldier [View Original Post]

Alright gents!

So I been seeing this little number for a few weeks now, and if I recall she had a different picture about a year ago of her in a bikini with a Sun. Hat covering her face. It was either her or the chubby 19 year old who recently posted on BP. I saw a post about her recently on here and thought...why the fuck not, lets throw my dice and see what I get. Alright, first things first. I call her up asking for a quote, she quotes me $.75 for 40 and $5 for 60 (To me, a girl who quotes an odd number like 40 minutes is a red flag for a clock watcher) I reply saying that she's way out of my budget and proceed by hanging up. I receive a text stating that she will see me for $.2 for 30 minutes. In my mind I think to myself...one, why the fuck is the price difference between 10 minutes so large..and two...didn't she state in her post that she does not like it when people ask for specials or 30 minute visits? I proceed by asking her if that was alright, she agrees, I reply what does that cover and she replies full GFE. At this point JR wanted some attention, I had the extra funds and the 19 yr old wasn't picking up her phone so I took a gamble and called her in.

Took her 40 m to get to my place, guess she was in plant city or something. Anyhow she gets out of her car (she's the driver, no pimp or bullshit at least) wearing a super tight black dress and high heels, boy was I getting excited! It was too dark to notice but once she entered my place I noticed why she didn't post her face...and its not because she's afraid someone might recognize her...its because her face looks like when kids remove barbi's head from her body and switch it with ken's head. Good news is that she does have that rocking body at least. So I proceeded to turn off the lights and pretend I didn't see anything. She did some light talking and touching before she started to undress and get ready to greet JR. Now her bolt-on's are nice looking...but by far the weirdest feel, like its hard to describe so I avoided touching them. She then covers JR and begins a CBJ (I know deal breaker for most of us), it felt...like she wasn't even putting JR in her mouth, and trust me gents when I say JR is by far not small at all and I felt absolutely nothing! She hops on top and the only thing I felt was the initial penetration, You can tell this woman has seen plenty of mileage. Anyhow all she did was rock back and forth nothing interesting while making these weird sounds...like if she was high on something. She gets tired, we switch positions thinking maybe I can get something different. NOPE! Tried 6 different positions including K9 and they all felt the same, like if I were to throw a fucking hot dog down a hallway. (feel free to quote me on that one) her alarm goes off exactly at 30 m and tells me that she has to go, blah blah excuse. Gets dressed and walks out the door.

I proceeded to disinfect my leather couch with some fantastic, throw my wrapper along with a small bag she left behind in a shoe box and set the fucker on fire. Ran the vacuum through the carpet and proceeded to remove any trace of her cellphone / text messages from my phone as I will NEVER call this person again. I would have felt better if she had just taken the money and ran with it, would have given me an excuse not to stick it in her.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...6dd-33/6201121

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Bless you Panda, I have never had this happen to me nor do I want to but then again I do not do outcalls and can walk away anytime. Thanks for TOFTT and I am sure that my time will be coming soon LOL.

**Peter Rammer** · 12-07-13 12:46

Originally Posted by JackPineSavag [View Original Post]

What the hell did he just say?

This is an extremely complex dialect even more indecipherable than the NavaHO Codes. According to linguist Noam Chomsky it can only be fathomed by genitally challenged megalomaniacs after another scoreless night at YS. Just be thankful that you're as clueless as the rest of us; save one!!

**Flabro** · 12-07-13 11:48

My Fellow Hunters.

Does anyone have any info on this lovely lady?

Courtney.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...mt-22/11285309

**TakkenX** · 12-07-13 07:42

Damn Panda I feel your pain but thanks for the heads up I was making plans to see her this weekend but not now.

Originally Posted by PandaSoldier [View Original Post]

Alright gents!

So I been seeing this little number for a few weeks now, and if I recall she had a different picture about a year ago of her in a bikini with a Sun. Hat covering her face. It was either her or the chubby 19 year old who recently posted on BP. I saw a post about her recently on here and thought...why the fuck not, lets throw my dice and see what I get. Alright, first things first. I call her up asking for a quote, she quotes me $.75 for 40 and $5 for 60 (To me, a girl who quotes an odd number like 40 minutes is a red flag for a clock watcher) I reply saying that she's way out of my budget and proceed by hanging up. I receive a text stating that she will see me for $.2 for 30 minutes. In my mind I think to myself...one, why the fuck is the price difference between 10 minutes so large..and two...didn't she state in her post that she does not like it when people ask for specials or 30 minute visits? I proceed by asking her if that was alright, she agrees, I reply what does that cover and she replies full GFE. At this point JR wanted some attention, I had the extra funds and the 19 yr old wasn't picking up her phone so I took a gamble and called her in.

Took her 40 m to get to my place, guess she was in plant city or something. Anyhow she gets out of her car (she's the driver, no pimp or bullshit at least) wearing a super tight black dress and high heels, boy was I getting excited! It was too dark to notice but once she entered my place I noticed why she didn't post her face...and its not because she's afraid someone might recognize her...its because her face looks like when kids remove barbi's head from her body and switch it with ken's head. Good news is that she does have that rocking body at least. So I proceeded to turn off the lights and pretend I didn't see anything. She did some light talking and touching before she started to undress and get ready to greet JR. Now her bolt-on's are nice looking...but by far the weirdest feel, like its hard to describe so I avoided touching them. She then covers JR and begins a CBJ (I know deal breaker for most of us), it felt...like she wasn't even putting JR in her mouth, and trust me gents when I say JR is by far not small at all and I felt absolutely nothing! She hops on top and the only thing I felt was the initial penetration, You can tell this woman has seen plenty of mileage. Anyhow all she did was rock back and forth nothing interesting while making these weird sounds...like if she was high on something. She gets tired, we switch positions thinking maybe I can get something different. NOPE! Tried 6 different positions including K9 and they all felt the same, like if I were to throw a fucking hot dog down a hallway. (feel free to quote me on that one) her alarm goes off exactly at 30 m and tells me that she has to go, blah blah excuse. Gets dressed and walks out the door.

I proceeded to disinfect my leather couch with some fantastic, throw my wrapper along with a small bag she left behind in a shoe box and set the fucker on fire. Ran the vacuum through the carpet and proceeded to remove any trace of her cellphone / text messages from my phone as I will NEVER call this person again. I would have felt better if she had just taken the money and ran with it, would have given me an excuse not to stick it in her.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...6dd-33/6201121

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**Bugatti** · 12-07-13 07:40

Originally Posted by PandaSoldier [View Original Post]

Alright gents!

So I been seeing this little number for a few weeks now, and if I recall she had a different picture about a year ago of her in a bikini with a Sun. Hat covering her face. It was either her or the chubby 19 year old who recently posted on BP. I saw a post about her recently on here and thought...why the fuck not, lets throw my dice and see what I get. Alright, first things first. I call her up asking for a quote, she quotes me $.75 for 40 and $5 for 60 (To me, a girl who quotes an odd number like 40 minutes is a red flag for a clock watcher) I reply saying that she's way out of my budget and proceed by hanging up. I receive a text stating that she will see me for $.2 for 30 minutes. In my mind I think to myself...one, why the fuck is the price difference between 10 minutes so large..and two...didn't she state in her post that she does not like it when people ask for specials or 30 minute visits? I proceed by asking her if that was alright, she agrees, I reply what does that cover and she replies full GFE. At this point JR wanted some attention, I had the extra funds and the 19 yr old wasn't picking up her phone so I took a gamble and called her in.

I proceeded to disinfect my leather couch with some fantastic, throw my wrapper along with a small bag she left behind in a shoe box and set the fucker on fire. Ran the vacuum through the carpet and proceeded to remove any trace of her cellphone / text messages from my phone as I will NEVER call this person again. I would have felt better if she had just taken the money and ran with it, would have given me an excuse not to stick it in her.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...6dd-33/6201121

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I thought I would add to P.S.'s detailed report.

I too, saw a posting on her recently and decided to have a look at her. She is slim with good sized bolt-ons. Looks like she may have been a dancer or an athlete at one point in her life.

Her face is simply homely, to the point that I actually thought for a moment that she might be a man. She showed me her gash, and she is in fact a female. Here face has a good bit of pimples, blemishes, etc., that to me say "unclean person". Her mouth area and lips had something going on as well, just enough to indicate that it would be unwise to make contact with that area.

She seemed friendly enough, but was absolutely high on something. She was slurring her words, constantly twitching about and in general, made me feel very "get her the f*ck out of here now!

That's exactly what I did. I gave her some cash and told her I'd give her a call soon. She left without a problem.

She did not do anything wrong, except her appearance and mannerisms. I have no doubt that the actual behavior reported by P.S. Is factual. The vibe I got from her leads me to believe that is exactly how my session would have gone had I allowed it to progress further.

Of course, your tastes and mileage may vary, but I thought it best to provide mongers with my thoughts on this girl.

Stay Safe!

**PandaSoldier** · 12-07-13 02:29

Alright gents!

So I been seeing this little number for a few weeks now, and if I recall she had a different picture about a year ago of her in a bikini with a Sun. Hat covering her face. It was either her or the chubby 19 year old who recently posted on BP. I saw a post about her recently on here and thought...why the fuck not, lets throw my dice and see what I get. Alright, first things first. I call her up asking for a quote, she quotes me $.75 for 40 and $5 for 60 (To me, a girl who quotes an odd number like 40 minutes is a red flag for a clock watcher) I reply saying that she's way out of my budget and proceed by hanging up. I receive a text stating that she will see me for $.2 for 30 minutes. In my mind I think to myself...one, why the fuck is the price difference between 10 minutes so large..and two...didn't she state in her post that she does not like it when people ask for specials or 30 minute visits? I proceed by asking her if that was alright, she agrees, I reply what does that cover and she replies full GFE. At this point JR wanted some attention, I had the extra funds and the 19 yr old wasn't picking up her phone so I took a gamble and called her in.

Took her 40 m to get to my place, guess she was in plant city or something. Anyhow she gets out of her car (she's the driver, no pimp or bullshit at least) wearing a super tight black dress and high heels, boy was I getting excited! It was too dark to notice but once she entered my place I noticed why she didn't post her face...and its not because she's afraid someone might recognize her...its because her face looks like when kids remove barbi's head from her body and switch it with ken's head. Good news is that she does have that rocking body at least. So I proceeded to turn off the lights and pretend I didn't see anything. She did some light talking and touching before she started to undress and get ready to greet JR. Now her bolt-on's are nice looking...but by far the weirdest feel, like its hard to describe so I avoided touching them. She then covers JR and begins a CBJ (I know deal breaker for most of us), it felt...like she wasn't even putting JR in her mouth, and trust me gents when I say JR is by far not small at all and I felt absolutely nothing! She hops on top and the only thing I felt was the initial penetration, You can tell this woman has seen plenty of mileage. Anyhow all she did was rock back and forth nothing interesting while making these weird sounds...like if she was high on something. She gets tired, we switch positions thinking maybe I can get something different. NOPE! Tried 6 different positions including K9 and they all felt the same, like if I were to throw a fucking hot dog down a hallway. (feel free to quote me on that one) her alarm goes off exactly at 30 m and tells me that she has to go, blah blah excuse. Gets dressed and walks out the door.

I proceeded to disinfect my leather couch with some fantastic, throw my wrapper along with a small bag she left behind in a shoe box and set the fucker on fire. Ran the vacuum through the carpet and proceeded to remove any trace of her cellphone / text messages from my phone as I will NEVER call this person again. I would have felt better if she had just taken the money and ran with it, would have given me an excuse not to stick it in her.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...6dd-33/6201121

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**PandaSoldier** · 12-06-13 21:43

I was looking at that one and decided to give her a call, she quoted me for $$ and I told her she was out of my budget (Only girls I'd pay that price would be DM obviously). She insisted to see me that she would give me a discount for $.5, to me that is a red flag in my books for past experiences and I again declined. Five hours later I get another text from her saying "I am horny baby" I replied with "and?" She said "I have an early morning special just for you" I replied "Two notes, 1. Its 4:55 am I am trying to sleep before I go to campus in three hours and two, being that desperate is a serious turn off to me." To me, its quite a turn off if someone keeps pestering me like that, if I am not interested then I am not interested, that simple.

Originally Posted by Flabro [View Original Post]

My Fellow Hunters.

Does anyone have any info on this lovely lady?

Ava.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...ng-25/11385454

**Jack Pine Savag** · 12-06-13 21:32

Originally Posted by YmingaMayVary [View Original Post]

Chick said YMMV is what posters and their dreams post to cover up fact hung like hamsters.

Find it curious posters who sand bag and pump up YS come out of woodwork like theory or roaches. When you find one scooting around there's hundreds more hiding.

Go steady with two young hard core lesbo beauties then tell you tales.

What the hell did he just say?

**GoodShot** · 12-06-13 19:44

Originally Posted by MovingOn1 [View Original Post]

Why am I suddenly remembering douchenozzle??

Because he is douchenozzle a I o and other names. Mention ys make him go south but I enjoy his post part fantasy part insanity he is fun.

**BigInpPark** · 12-06-13 19:12

Went to see her today. Incall was ok during the, but definitely looked like it could get some shady characters at night. She was a little bigger than what shows in the pics, but not a bbw and everything was decently proportional. We started with some convo and LEO check. She was non-rush and we chatted and it was a pretty good time. BBBJ which was exceptional and she paid to attention to the boys and her rack was HUGE. I opted for the .5 15 min, but she said she would let me do 30 for .6. The BBBJ was so good however, I popped. She said we could still go another round, but I was short on time and had to leave. Overall, a good experience I would repeat and recommend. Side note however, she has a dog. He was a non factor during the fun and well behaved so it was no issue.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...nd-29/11362787