Massage Parlor Reports

[AncientOne]

No bodyrub is worth that kind of money!

While I may not be the KING of bodyrubs in this town, I am certainly ROYALTY. Once again, VALUE is a personal thing. Seems like the going rate for a massage table experience with HE ranges between $80 and $120 ($120 at AMPs for an hour, including $40 tip). These massages are mediocre at best and the HE is mechanical. No real love for the cock and balls ever exhibited. You are lucky if the massage oil is not cheap, stinky crap that, short of a full shower, you wear around for the rest of the day (to business meetings and back home to your wife). Cleanliness of sheets, towels and massage table are always suspect. I have found that NONE of the above is EVER the case with Venus. Full shower after massage, GOOD massage, takes direction very well, expert on prostate stimulation if that is your preference. BTW, if you have never had a HE while getting your prostate massaged, you don't really know the heights of a male orgasm!

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Especially from a not-so-attractive 50 yr old whose photos prompt one to question his / her actual gender.

Good point Pino and Barolo. I have seen this ad like you guys have for at least 2 years or more. Always questioned if she was a TS. Barolo is right that is lot of Mario coin for a "quinquagenarian". I don't see gals that I don't personally find attractive. Never found him / her to be attractive. Here is another one I am not too sure about either. A Tantric gal. Knock yourselves out gents, if this is what you're into. We all have our own "kink", if you will. Since it is Sunday, let me say this; "Do not judge, my fellow hobbyists; lest you be judged". And to "each his own kink". JagXF.http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...elf-42/9477588.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Recently visited the beautiful and talented, "Cheyanne / Chenoa / Dakota / Cherokee (sorry, only one Native American name per client), etc., at MBS. The session was as hot as it always is between us. And being in the "Christmas" spirit, I decided to write a little Christmas poem in honor of the season and our session together. Enjoy my good gents and thank you Cheyanne.

T'was the night before Christmas and all through MBS's house, all the rub gals were stirring, they each had a new blouse.

Lo and behold! At the door, they'the seen him before, was the Jag and he looked good, like for sure.

As the Jag walked on in, the lovely "Cheyanne" had a big grin, for she knew the Jag would soon "stick it in".

As the Jag walked past the desk, Judy said "sign the sheet on my desk", and Jag did, though he doth so protest.

So the Jag signed on in, turned to Judy with a grin and said, "I want 30 for 30 with Cheyinne".

Judy eagerly took the Jag's cash, as Cheyanne made a mad dash, to the bathroom to "freshen" her Vag.

Then, she took Jag by the hand and gave a command, "let's use the "Zen" room", though the Jag knew she would have one more demand.

As they entered the "Zen" room, outside they heard a loud "boom", fucking "Joel" (the maintenance guy) had tripped over his broom.

That made the Jag lose his "wood", but as only she could, Cheyanne lustfully stood, and massaged his cock back to full erection, as she should.

On the table, Cheyanne doth nakedly lay, as the Jag began some intensive "fore-play".

With their tongues, they lustfully played, all over their bodies, which were proudly "displayed".

Highly aroused, burning with lust and desire, Cheyanne said, "Oh Jag, my Vag is on fire".

So Jag said "how about some "DATY", Cheyanne said, "don't make me waitey", so down the Jag went without hesitating.

The lovely Cheyanne moaned and she groaned as she begged for Jag's "bone", while he licked, sucked and slurped her Vag into a "zone".

"Fuck me", she cried, and the Jag "merrily" complied.

Then he reached far over to grab his cock "cover".

But when he found it was not there, he said, "Fuck it, I don't care" and proceeded to shove it inside her.

Cheyanne yelled out in delight, her Vag was so fucking tight, that the Jag almost made a nut cream "deposit" that night.

But rather than do that, Jag pulled his cock out with a "splat", as she reached down to fondle his sac.

Poor Jag could hold out no more, with Cheyanne "squirting" like never before.

Then Jag grunted, blew his load, shooting copious amounts of "choad", on her clit, tit and some "choad" even hit the "Zen" door.

Totally "spent", Cheyanne and the Jag lay, co-mingling their own DNA, knowing full well that tomorrow is yet, a new day.

So as the Jag was leaving, Cheyanne appeared to be grieving, "was it the tip he was leaving?

But the Jag said, "have no fear", for Christmas is here, and handed her a brand new hair "weaving".

And as Jag rode away on that night, his tail lights disappearing from sight, he said Merry Christmas my MBS friends and to all a good "Rub Night".

JagXF.

[Pinoboy]

No bodyrub is worth that kind of money!

Especially from a not-so-attractive 50 yr old whose photos prompt one to question his / her actual gender.

[SirPaynes]

Saw her many times when she was out in Deltona, very lovely and nice lady. Always left feeling quite good after her attentions.

Anyone met her yet? Seems pricey but could be worth it if you like the Tantric scene.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...701-49/7597201

[Barolo]

Anyone met her yet? Seems pricey but could be worth it if you like the Tantric scene.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...701-49/7597201

No bodyrub is worth that kind of money!

[Jethro63]

Have their rates gone up? $60 was the hr rate so if she had you wait and you thought she said one hr for 30 min rate and you still gave 60, you waited and did not get anything I return. I had been their before and was asked to wait just as our session started and the lady gave me 1 and 1/2 hour and 2 pops.

I probably just misunderstood her which kind of makes the experience even worse. I barely had one pop because she didn't like the 1.4 tip and kept mentioning it during the FS. Messed up my groove, LOL.

[AncientOne]

Anyone met her yet? Seems pricey but could be worth it if you like the Tantric scene.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...701-49/7597201

Venus has been reviewed here multiple times in the past. She is my ATF. Go check her out and you will agree with me!

[Bigaldb]

Anyone met her yet? Seems pricey but could be worth it if you like the Tantric scene.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...701-49/7597201

[Jimhatz]

Gave NT a try. Young (25-30) pretty gal meets me Lila something like that. She is alone. The whole time there I had a tough time understanding her, though I think she believes her English is great because she talked a lot. She said something like she had someone there and would I wait for 30 or something like that and that she would give me an hour for the 30 min rate, I think. I gave her 60 and waited. Gave an OK massage. On the flip came the hard sell for extras. Held my ground on amount and won, but she complained the entire time. I could get that at home. I won't go into more details but will share by PM. Could have been great but was lame.

Have their rates gone up? $60 was the hr rate so if she had you wait and you thought she said one hr for 30 min rate and you still gave 60, you waited and did not get anything I return. I had been their before and was asked to wait just as our session started and the lady gave me 1 and 1/2 hour and 2 pops.

[Jethro63]

Gave NT a try. Young (25-30) pretty gal meets me Lila something like that. She is alone. The whole time there I had a tough time understanding her, though I think she believes her English is great because she talked a lot. She said something like she had someone there and would I wait for 30 or something like that and that she would give me an hour for the 30 min rate, I think. I gave her 60 and waited. Gave an OK massage. On the flip came the hard sell for extras. Held my ground on amount and won, but she complained the entire time. I could get that at home. I won't go into more details but will share by PM. Could have been great but was lame.

[TheeeGentleman]

Visited a new place on West colonial the other day. 99 spa, it is in a shopping center filled with Asian stores.

60 for an hour. Massage lady was middle aged and built like a fire hydrant. Uses a crappy lotion for the massage, although the massage itself was very good. Left happy, but don't think I will return. Too many other places with better looking masseuses for the same money.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...2-3235/9543357

Reviewed this one a few weeks ago. This lady used to be in the spa on Kirkman in the Publix shopping center. Nice lady, but SX gave an accurate description of built like a fire hydrant.

[BabyLight333]

Seen this one. Nothing is free in life. Pm for details.

FREE! Whole Body Relaxation Rub OUT-CALL ONLY. 55.

Posted: Friday, December 6, 2013 10:38 AM.

Reply: click here.

FREE! Whole Body Relaxation Rub OUT-CALL ONLY. 55.

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Mature, attractive, intelligent, sexy, friendly, engaging..Class A woman! Body rub is a great way to relieve stress and enjoy company and sensual touch of a beautiful, caring woman who also enjoys her time with you! Orlando and surrounding area's to Tavares, Fl. Donation to help me out with gas, tolls, and my time with you ($100-$150,depending on distance).

Cater only to mature, polite, gentlemen, so..if you send me a pic of your 'boy part' you will NOT hear back from me!

Poster's age: 55.

• Location: Orlando, Tavares.

• Post I'd: 9475573 orlando.

[Sex Xes]

Visited a new place on West colonial the other day. 99 spa, it is in a shopping center filled with Asian stores.

60 for an hour. Massage lady was middle aged and built like a fire hydrant. Uses a crappy lotion for the massage, although the massage itself was very good. Left happy, but don't think I will return. Too many other places with better looking masseuses for the same money.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...2-3235/9543357

[Natty Bohner]

Just got back from 6550. What a disappointment and waste of time and a 25 minute drive. I should have just asked someone on the board for a provider near Oviedo. Why would they even stay open past 1 am and not provide any services. I guess for suckers like me, haha. Live and learn.

Be safe out there.

-- Natty Boh (ner).