Massage Parlor Reports

[Joelaro]

A few months ago I would drive by and see a neon "open" sign in an abandoned medical building on Orange Ave just west of West Anaheim Medical Center (which by the way is a fucking piece of shit hospital where they steal $ from your grand-pa's wallet as he's having a heart attack). Anyways, let's just leave it at that.

This place is across the street from Twila Reid Park. It has been dark for a couple months, and recently I saw the light on. I did a search online and saw they were posting ads for "Peaceful Massage". Since its close by I decided to check it out. Its a very quiet area, and the walk of shame is not so bad because this parlour apparently is the only business in this building that is still open. (so much for Obunga-Bunga's economic recovery).

There were 2 girls in there, 1 was a petite spinner type and the other was a 28-32 yr old wearing a tight dress. I got the petite girl; she wore jean shorts with a red thong underneath and a white tank top & matching brassiere. I got the half hour for .35 and just let her do her routine. She did put in a little effort demonstrating the techniques she learned at Bryman school of massage, or Phoenix University or whatever, concentrating on my shoulder and neck. I asked her to go lower and do the glutes. She brushed up against my nut sack from behind, and then started touching my prostate as I caressed her ass. I requested boob access and she pulled her bra up as I unbuttoned her shorts. I felt a closely trimmed Bush and touched the outside of her moist little clit as I squirted. Overall a decent experience for .35 + .45 . I am sure if I choose to visit again more could be had.

I am an admitted lurker but been in the game since the 1960's. This is the worst place I have ever visited. Anticipating a fun time based on the above post, I plunked down $60 for an hour. Although my provider was pretty sexy and was wearing a very short, flimsy dress that barely covered her very pliable ass, her massage seemed more like my grandmother squeezing cantaloupes at the market. She rolled me over after about 10 minutes and started high-stakes negotiations that started north of 120. Since I only wanted a little manual pleasure, I countered with 40. She spent more time working her way down a dime at a time than she did on the preliminary massage. She very reluctantly accepted my firm offer but made me retrieve the stash from the clothes rack before she would proceed. I got what I paid for. Worst ever. With 45 minutes left to go on my hour, she swiped her hands over various parts of my body and did a lot of leg slapping that doesn't quite count as a massage. After about 40 minutes total time in the room, she wandered off to find a hot washcloth, wiped me off and left for good. I won't be back.

[SirMister]

That would be "Hello Kitty". A Japanese created brand character (think Mickey Mouse) originally targeted at pre-adolescent girls, but now with much bigger appeal. In other words, any youngish Asian woman will have it in her background. Said to bring good luck. See the Wiki on it.

To contribute more than commentary, let me mention that BC in LF has lately provided quality almost therapeutic level massage which finishes off with the kind of soft, coaxing therapy I need regularly.

LOL dude has nothing to do with Hello Kitty! Man I almost busted up laughing at your comment.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maneki-neko

Anyhow...it's more for luck and making money...just symbolic.

[Bronsonator]

Anyone know if Bio Spa in LF is strictly legit or worth trying? I usually prefer to stick to the AAMPs in Irvine, but I am going to be keeping close to South County this weekend and thought I try something a little more local.

Thanks.

[SCJohn]

That would be "Hello Kitty". A Japanese created brand character (think Mickey Mouse) originally targeted at pre-adolescent girls, but now with much bigger appeal. In other words, any youngish Asian woman will have it in her background. Said to bring good luck. See the Wiki on it.

More than likely you are talking about the Fortune Cat known as Maneki Neko. It's Japanese, which means "beckoning cat." The cat has its paw raised as if it's waving in good fortune for its owners. While being Japanese, it is also known as the "Chinese lucky cat", as it is also often displayed in Chinese businesses.

[Fistfirst]

*question to all mongers: when you walk into a lobby of a massage parlor and see a golden kitty cat with the waving arm on the counter, does that mean it is a Korean or Chinese place? Or is it just a luck thing?

That would be "Hello Kitty". A Japanese created brand character (think Mickey Mouse) originally targeted at pre-adolescent girls, but now with much bigger appeal. In other words, any youngish Asian woman will have it in her background. Said to bring good luck. See the Wiki on it.

To contribute more than commentary, let me mention that BC in LF has lately provided quality almost therapeutic level massage which finishes off with the kind of soft, coaxing therapy I need regularly.

[Sticker]

Greetings adventurers,

I have to strategically choose my mongering liaisons, since I'm, er, S.O. Encumbered. I don't need a true GFE. I've got that. But for some strange reason, my brain still insists I'm a troublemaking 25-year-old, even though that was a long time ago. Yeah, I stay in good shape and can go the distance – more than once.- but although I cohabit with someone on the younger side, she ain't a 22-year-old aerobics instructor.

Cutting to the chase, I prefer youth over experience. I can have great sex anytime, but finding a tasty ass that I can bounce a quarter off of is where my adventures begins. I love inhaling young flesh. Fresh young flesh. And it's awesome, but not required, if she is enchanted by older men.

Essentially, once or twice every couple of months is when my window of opportunity opens. Last week, was my air-down-there semi-misadventure, as I previously mentioned in a post. This week, I'm hoping for something fresher. I'm not looking for your secret stash, I understand that as a recent contributor to this forum, I'm not yet PM worthy. But if you have a favorite known spot that houses 20-somethings who aren't too jaded, please share. Bedazzled doesn't count. Been there, done that 3 x, and it's too fast food for me. Got to be DATY friendly, and in my perfect world, they would do it Honolulu style: LFK or DFK, BBBJ. Throw in a table shower and they're golden.

What, say ye, do I have to offer in return?

Other than eternal gratitude, I can say run, don't walk, to Empire Relaxation in Honolulu on your next vacay and ask for Selena or Yuko. It's a relatively new place that's off the charts. In SoCal, you might try Hana Spa in San Diego. Not sure if Bobbi is still there, but she most certainly covers my above-mentioned criteria. And totally locally, hit up Holiday on Brookhurst for consistently high-end Latina. Ends. Or see&see on Katella for a great mamasan and a choice of pleasurable Korean and Latina snacking.

This Saturday is my next window of opportunity. I'll report the good, bad or the ugly. But perhaps with a few good tips, my upcoming story will have a more than happy ending.

- Sticker.

[The Prodigy]

I visited one of my new favorite spots that is always good for a real massage and more. I went to sunflower massage in h.be. On bolsa and springdale. Its a cool little Chinese or Korean spot with older ok looking providers. I got a new gal this time named elina. About late 40's with a small frame and size C's with a cute face. Write away this nice lady is very touchy feely and hugging me all the way to the room, I love that. So she starts with a very good shiatsu massage with no towel on me and no oil, and then does a more deep focused massage on my neck and shoulders. She never talks or asks questions yet she is treating me like a regular. Then she starts a tickle caress thing Ang gives me the softest nut sack tickle that I can barely feel it, it was so relaxing that I didn't even get an erection. Then on the flip she is very slowly rubbing my stuff and not rushing anything and then she starts to lightly kiss me on the mouth which was nice and not sloppy. I got a very good HJ and then she cleaned me and continued with a great face and scalp massage. Over all it was just what I wanted and I recommend if you just want a relaxing massage with a h.e. $60 hr / $40 tip. Loved it and never talked money. She is there Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.

*question to all mongers: when you walk into a lobby of a massage parlor and see a golden kitty cat with the waving arm on the counter, does that mean it is a Korean or Chinese place? Or is it just a luck thing? I don't know.

Thanks in advance if answered.

[SlappySalami]

From what I understand, the lease ran out and the ownership didn't offer a renewal. Hopefully they will find a new spot. That chick "Paris" had the hottest ass I've ever seen in any place like that.

[Sticker]

Anyone other than me wonder where Paris, Phoebe and their spinnerlicious pals have migrated to? Perhaps they've had enough and are doing pedicures at Happy Nails or selling pastries at Asian Garden Mall. I think not. Wouldn't it be nice if they all relocate to a new house of happiness together? Fingers and other extremities crossed.

[Face Fook]

A few months ago I would drive by and see a neon "open" sign in an abandoned medical building on Orange Ave just west of West Anaheim Medical Center (which by the way is a fucking piece of shit hospital where they steal $ from your grand-pa's wallet as he's having a heart attack). Anyways, let's just leave it at that.

This place is across the street from Twila Reid Park. It has been dark for a couple months, and recently I saw the light on. I did a search online and saw they were posting ads for "Peaceful Massage". Since its close by I decided to check it out. Its a very quiet area, and the walk of shame is not so bad because this parlour apparently is the only business in this building that is still open. (so much for Obunga-Bunga's economic recovery).

There were 2 girls in there, 1 was a petite spinner type and the other was a 28-32 yr old wearing a tight dress. I got the petite girl; she wore jean shorts with a red thong underneath and a white tank top & matching brassiere. I got the half hour for .35 and just let her do her routine. She did put in a little effort demonstrating the techniques she learned at Bryman school of massage, or Phoenix University or whatever, concentrating on my shoulder and neck. I asked her to go lower and do the glutes. She brushed up against my nut sack from behind, and then started touching my prostate as I caressed her ass. I requested boob access and she pulled her bra up as I unbuttoned her shorts. I felt a closely trimmed Bush and touched the outside of her moist little clit as I squirted. Overall a decent experience for .35 + .45 . I am sure if I choose to visit again more could be had.

[Sticker]

Yea, Stockholm, I vaguely recall she was inked on her side. These days, so many providers have ink that it's hard to differentiate sometimes. As I said earlier, she has a very cute face, and she also has long brown hair with some subtle blonde streaks, natural be-cups, round booty and a natural muff. That last part I found a bit unusual considering she didn't have an accent. Usually when they are young and were born here, the carpet has been completely removed with a Lady Bic.

I also did a little reading up after the smell fest, and it's quite possible she had Bacterial vaginosis (BV), which is a very common infection among women with multiple sex partners. Apparently it's not transferable to guys, so that's reassuring. Too bad though, because I do love giving a good tongue lashing to a fresh-tasting vajayjay, even better when I can add the FIV to work her G-spot and getting her rockin' and rollin'. It seems pretty hit and miss on having this opportunity in OC these days, so I'm thinking next time around I'll just ask about that option up front as the negotiations begin. To me, it ain't "full" full service without mutual oral.

Good thing she denied you carpet munching this time. LOL. But in all fairness, she probably was just getting over Aunt Flow & it probably was not a yeast infection.

When yours truly went to Tijuana for the first time in the early 90's, your intrepid reporter selected a hot little' number and went upstairs. When I cracked that kitty open, the stench literally knocked me down like an RPG! I mean it was 100 x stronger than Limberger cheese. A real raging yeast infection, although nothing more than a manageable nuisance, smells incredibly bad. Like a garbage can full of rotten fish & cheese.

But in your case, I am certain your provider probably went to work just coming off her little monthly visitor and the smell is just blood clot & sloughing off dead skin cells. BTW, did she have ink on her hip & side of her body ?

[Jedi1]

So I had to go to the OC on Friday (before I had my crazy encounter on Fig read about it on the LA Fig Forum) and I was really feeling like some Viet tang. Now I feel the OC prices are very high so I get super picky plus it seems like there are so many spots that the quality has gone down too... I remember the old Tanning spot and they always had the baddest bitches back in the early 2000's.

So I started at Suite D on Fern and asked if you get to pick mamason said no so I left I should have checked the other spots though. Then I went up on Beach to #107 and they showed me 2 girls one was allright but not what I was looking for. I had saw an add for a spot in Cypress on Ball Road said 18-21 year olds I think so I went to check it out I went in and it was 2 older V chicks they looked good for Milfs but not my thing. I was running short on time so I just went to get dazzled I thought service isn't the best but the girls are hot. So they send in a really hot Latin / Phillipina she was small chested and I wanted a V girl so I asked for asian and they said all busy handed me cash back so I said Ill take the Latin / Philp. Girl prices were high so I opted just for the tug at .6 (ouch) buit she did I Really good job sorta dry humped me at the same time.

I got done at about 2:30 am from what I had to do in OC and still wanted a V girl so I called Suite L on Fern (their add said open till 3) no answer then the number texted me back saying to go to #107 on beach so I went to that center to check out some of the other spots I went to 105 first and they said no line up so I went to the "Prince Song" the first girl I didn't like (She was at 107 earlier and recognized me) Then I waited to see Sarah She had a good body but I didn't like her face so I said No. Got my $ back and went across parking lot but they said no line up as well.

So by this time it was already 4 so decided to take my chances on the streets and headed to Fig Got a great girl but had a awful experience. Stay safe.

[Stockholm]

Yesterday was my latest vin OC, and it was ho-hum, pun fully intended. I had read some good reports about Envy in GG, and upon entering, I was greeted by a very cute 20's V-girl, and*I, who was wearing lingerie and heels. About 5'2", nice skin, solid be cups, round booty. Paid the HF, laid down starkers on the table, and after the requisite questions about "have you been here before," coupled with my requisite lies, a quick rub on the back moved down to some boys tickling and negotiations. She asked $1.6 but agreed to $1.2.

Began with CBJ with me face-up on the table, I asked her to climb on for 69, but she balked at that idea. Instead she climbed up and mount CG, but genuinely seemed to have trouble with Sticker's width. So, it was slow and steady for a bit, so slow that I was getting bored. So as I turned her over on her back for a change, I detected something in the air that wasn't quite fresh.

Good thing she denied you carpet munching this time. LOL. But in all fairness, she probably was just getting over Aunt Flow & it probably was not a yeast infection.

When yours truly went to Tijuana for the first time in the early 90's, your intrepid reporter selected a hot little' number and went upstairs. When I cracked that kitty open, the stench literally knocked me down like an RPG! I mean it was 100 x stronger than Limberger cheese. A real raging yeast infection, although nothing more than a manageable nuisance, smells incredibly bad. Like a garbage can full of rotten fish & cheese.

But in your case, I am certain your provider probably went to work just coming off her little monthly visitor and the smell is just blood clot & sloughing off dead skin cells. BTW, did she have ink on her hip & side of her body ?

[AstroSlide]

I checked out passion down on Katella after reading up on it. This is more my style, tacky shit everywhere and paranoid mammasons.. I payed my $35 and went inside, took a piss first and then to my room. I can't remember her fake name so I will describe her. I got a really short like 5'1 Asian lady about 95 pounds and probably in her.

50's. Very nice lady. Kinda balding but not bad. So she starts with a really good massage with lots of technique and power. For like 20 minutes, then on the flip asks what I want, just like previous reports, so I opt for the bee jay. And she asked for $100 which I only like to pay $60 to $80 for but I honeslty only had $80 on me so she accepted with out complaint. She then pulls out the jimmy hat and now I'm bummed because I thought this was a BBBJ shack for sure. So I let her do her thing and I very nicely ask her to remove it cause I can't feel anything, works every time. She pulls it off and asks if I'm clean and off she goes. Dood this little chick can do some serious deep throat, it was awesome and I asked to just stop and bite my balls and shaft and she did this even better for like 5 minutes with rotating back and fourth from deep throat and ball biting. After like 8 minutes I'm ready to blow and she asked that I don't cum in her mouth so I did not and gave her a warning. Also she pulled her boobs out for assistance. Sadly I think she had a botched boob job cause one was smaller or just didn't have an implant. But I could care less cause by balls had bite marks on them so I'm happy.

Hot towel / bottle water / bailed.

Sounds like you had a good time. I went to Passion last Friday afternoon & there was a super hot MILF with a tattoo on her left scapula. I have also seen the gal you've described and she was really sweet & nice, but the other gal (taller & very beautiful shiny hair) was wearing a sexy blue dress with heels and her voluptous body was just popping out all over. You should go back and try the other talent.

[Sticker]

If you were in Guangzhou after 3, there are no boobs.

There are a few girls that just don't do topless, but Yadi isn't one of them. Either they thought you were a cop or it was too late.

Greetings. It was during my previous trip to Cafe Lu, where there were no boobies were on display ... And perhaps that was after 3 pm.

At my recent trip to Guangzhou, I was there before 3 pm, so as I mentioned, the boobies were a-popping everywhere. Just not near my booth at the beginning. Once Yadi and others were satisfied that I wasn't a cop, they displayed their untethered titties as they strolled by regularly to refill my tea, which I was drinking nonstop for obvious reasons.

Incidentally, I've read that all the girls here are supposed to have bolt-ons, but other than Yadi, the other two girls either had naturals, or the best plastic surgeon in OC.

Sticker