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[HarryGo]

I'm very new to sex guide, but have seen quite a few escorts in backpage and eros. I hope someone can direct me to any escort in backpage in orlando who can squirt. If this is not the proper forum, then I'm sorry for my post.

[GspotMasta007]

I saw Kristal recently at her incall at the Suburban Motel on Oxford. It seems like that has become a popular incall for the economy providers in the area. I responded to.

Her previous ad under the name Jenna with different photos. When I arrived, it was obvious she was not the girl in the pics but I went ahead with the appointment because I didn't want to try to find someone else on short notice. It wasn't good. She was hopped up on something. She constantly twitched and talked nonsense until I had her mouth busy with something else. Her body is starting to show signs of drug abuse. With some direction we finished the deed but I would not repeat. She had a girlfriend there who stayed in the bathroom while I was there.

The pictures in the "Kristal" post are her but the "Jenna" post are not.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ial-23/9577643

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ial-23/9371419

Looks like someone is trying to discredit a sweet southern gal who is a rising star. Disclosing specific provider hotel location info violates USASG privacy guidelines and forum etiquette. I reported my issue to the forum administrator and asked them to remove the post and block the poster / violator from the site. Request that you chime in if you feel the same.

No it's not, read the rules, it specifically says what he wrote is NOT against the rules. Guys that can barely be bothered to post once a year trying to tell people what they may or may not do is the only breach of etiquette here.

From the FAQ

"The following items DO NOT constitute Personally Identifying Information and thus WILL NOT be deleted.
First Name Only
Initials Only
City / County / State Locations
Hotel Name
Apartment Complex Name
Subdivision Name
Vehicle Make / Model / Color / Year"

Note number 4 on the list.

I request that only I chime in on this, but you can decide who you would rather have pissed at you. Me or a guy with three posts and two years of lurking.

A2

[Bored Pilot]

Okay I am brand new on here so any help would be appreciated. I am considering giving this girl a try has anyone had any experience with her?

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...talian/9529752

[CoolBeans]

After having bad dreams about a couple of AMPs.

I thought I take a nap and dream about a non AMP provider from BP. She was nice, polite and did not see any use of drugs on her. The dream began well and finished well. I only dreamed of her body rub, but there options for more in depth dreaming. YMMV but I think I will repeat. She is no longer on BP but I found a previous dream post you can click on: http://bodyrublist.com/321-437-3719/.

Very one be cool.

[EndGame]

This lady has a single review on another site and looks either 1. TGTBT and / or 2. Dorian Grey Well Preserved. Want to give it a go but would like to know if anyone has taken a test drive. Her website indicates incall now available.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...tel-39/7953990

[MikeInBrazil]

I'm the guy that posted the other day on how long you would wait for a provider. I called Zoey based on the glowing reviews here. Told her I was close by at the convention center. I didn't even get as far as the guy below me. She never returned my call or text messages.

I might give her ONE more shot since her rates are so damn good and her pics look awesome.

[TaterNuts]

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-me-24/9538404

First time with Sara yesterday afternoon. I will repeat. Easy to get ahold of. Nice hotel incall. No mess or smoke. BBBJ and K9 was all I sampled. Got to give her a 2 out of 10 on the BBBJ. Her technique just isn't very good. No hand movement, no deepthroating, no playing with the boys, just a 1/4 deep repeating BBBJ. Not the best at all. I will repeat though because I have never ever in my life been inside of a pussy even close to as tight as she was! She said she's so tight that some people complain. Well not me! That shit felt amazing!! Like she was trying to squeeze it. I've never had a girl that freakish tight. Wow! I finished up way too fast bc of it but that's ok. I'll take my time next time.

[ExhibitJ]

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...549-19/9374944

AND.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...549-19/9272834

To save you the trouble, this is a classic bait and switch.

She is definitely not the girl in the picture.

She started out pretty sweet on the phone.

She was playful and flirting and had a very sweet sounding voice.

She even offered a special with two girls when I got there.

So I get there and she's about 30 lbs lighter than the girl in the picture.

I told her that I was not pleased because she was quite a bit on the skinny side. She was fine with that and ask if I want to see her roommate.

Uuuggg.

I wasn't going to stay no matter how she looked though, the house was a mess and it smelled like smoke... In fact, the smoke smell stuck to my clothes by the time I left.

To save you the trouble, this is a classic bait and switch.

She is definitely not the girl in the picture.

[ExhibitJ]

For those who want to know...

Sweet dream about Lisa Fox (she went the name Tia at the time, LOL).

I have been watching this one for a while. I saw no reviews so decided to toftt.

She's a safe bet but upsells after getting you in. But I would still repeat cause she's worth it.

Although, upselling is tacky. ..LOL.

She was a bit taller than I thought and not exactly like her pics, but close enough.

Lisa has nice, thick body, like the pics. Average build, not toned but stile pretty fine.

Her Roommate (a well known provider) was camped out in the bathroom.

So we get comfortable and a Lisa is pretty talented to say the least.

I was there for a reasonable hh $ so after obliging her a little more.

She turned into a REAL freak!

She's worth a visit and she's on my repeat list.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...all-23/4660598

[Pinoboy]

Just want to say thank you to Sundvd for quoting me in that post. Apparently my insight into the matter wasn't worthy of staying up as it appears my original post was deleted.

Any Admins care to enlighten me as to why something like this would occur? No infraction was received on my end (nor should it have) regarding said post so I am confused as to why this would occur.

[Littleshyguy]

I had a very similar experience as Pinoboy and UCR except that I continued on with covered FS. She is a cutie and is very eager to please. She is not from Cali and I'm not from JAX but you wouldn't know it from a GV number of your choice. She is in the I-Drive Sand Lake area in a clean modest hotel. Give her a call and she will give you guide you in. Ha-ha.

I will definitely repeat.

Be safe out there.

So, after seeing the glowing reports and thinking it was possible she is actually as hot as her photos, I arranged to meet Zoey this weekend.

Well, for the first time in my mongering ... Uh ... Career, I managed to get mistaken for a LEO *sigh*.

Everything was great until I spent 15 minutes waiting in the open reception area of her hotel. (nice place BTW). Too many prying eyes from all the room service maids to the various management-looking walking by and glancing at me as if to say, "Why is this guy just sitting around here playing with his phone?" And, of course, I am anticipating the moment when the young and pretty Zoey emerges and we greet. I figure I should just pass it off like I am a "friendly Uncle" or something like that, at least until we can get out of sight a bit.

Well, eventually I call Zoey back and she comes out to greet me. Very brief hug and she asks for a LEO check. I lightly grazed her breast saying I was a little uncomfortable doing much more in such a public setting. Well, I guess that wasn't good enough for her. She hesitated briefly, then walked away saying she'd be right back. Of course, the ensuing phone call went to voice mail and her follow-up texted just confirmed my worst fears. She thought I was LEO. Not withstanding the fact that I have never met a male police officer as short as I am. LMAO!

Well, I certainly can't blame her for being cautious. But can anyone knowledgeable here confirm this: as I understand it, the whole "LEO check" thing is basically an urban myth and doesn't really prove anything. Maybe I am wrong about this?

Either way, here is a summary of my failed experience with Zoey:

The Good:

1. She is very pretty, at least fully clothed, and I would say better than her photos.

2. She seems very clean and mature for someone so young.

3. She is obviously very cautious, which I generally think of as a good thing. LOL!

The Bad:

1. Don't screw up the "LEO check" like I did!

-LSG.

[Chubbing]

I had a free morning and number 1 on my list was Melanie (blonde in black dress, below). http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/9572259.

One of Melanie's ads was connected to an ad by Sarah (you know how at the bottom sometimes it says "Other ads by this user. Which I took as a good sign, and there were no other flags by phone or image search. Unfortunately, she did not return any of my calls. Bummed cause she looks a lot like my old atf Lindsey.

Backup was "kinky little freak" (pic with short plaid skirt, below) with no name in the ad – first bad sign.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/9575179

Long story short – I get to motel and she's not in the room she gave me. Didn't answer my call or text. The place was a dive on S Orlando Dr in Sanford. Spidey senses were tingling "setup", glad I got out of there.

And so another wasted morning.

Looking for a young girl who likes to kiss – any suggestions?

The thing I like best about the Sanford girl. In her ad she states that she prefers old men OVER 30.

[Ccarter12]

Saw her earlier. AMAZING body. 100% real breasts. VERY nice ass. Absolutely gorgeous. Better than her pictures by far. Very sweet girl, made me feel comfortable. Great touch. I was confused before reading some of her reviews. I guess there's more than one Mckenzie. Make sure you see the right girl. There is not one complaint I have. She's posted with Jackie before. She is by far the best I have seen yet. She is absolutely gorgeous. Guaranteed a good time. A very warm person. Will def see again.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...you-23/9542473

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

I am ROFLMAO.

Good one...

Give PH a break!! Maybe she thought he was Barney Fife after she saw the "bullet" in his pocket. ROTFFLMFAO with the rest of you excellent gents!

JagXF.

[BuffGuy111]

Did you take all your clothes off or did you literally sit on the bed clothed? Or, maybe you left your badge on. Always got to remove the badge...

I am ROFLMAO.

Good one...