Massage Parlor Reports

[Outdoorsman]

Watching my Ohio State Buckeyes and trying to respond to the PM's. I can't do both. LOL I promise I will respond to ALL of you after the game is over and run some errands. Just give me a few hours my excellent gents.

Thanks,

JagXF

Great reports Jag. Some I have visited but have been looking to try a couple of indy's and you gave me some ideas. Heck of a game for your Buckeyes at the Big House. Thanks for the reports.

[Jimhatz]

Got word a couple weeks ago that Lucy from NT was back and at the sister spa on 50 and Westmoreland. I had not seen her or been to an AMP in several months so I decided to stop by last week to see if she was available. She met at the door and said that she remembered me. She was dressed to impress as usually in a short mini dress. Started with a nice massage and on the flip she asked what I wanted. I had only seen her before a NT and only gotten a CBJ and titty fuck. Another sr member had told me that she was the first AMP provider he had sex with so I asked for it all so that I could get my first AMP FS session. Her body is as tight and sexy as even and after we settled on a tip and she wanted to start with a CBJ before I moved to a standing mish. After I popped, she cleaned me up and I laid back to get the last few minutes of my massage with her as we talked. Peace

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Watching my Ohio State Buckeyes and trying to respond to the PM's. I can't do both. LOL I promise I will respond to ALL of you after the game is over and run some errands. Just give me a few hours my excellent gents.

Thanks,

JagXF

[TopGun9181]

Went to NT and drew a mid 30's named Lena or Lana to be she was sexy for her type gave the house fee and off we went, massage was so so roaming was allowed. On the flip she didn't ask she just went right to Mr Johnson little rough for my taste but did the job.

Now here comes the weird part..as I walked out some guy approached me wearing a ball cap and asked how the service was and if I left happy I just smiled and got in my car and went off.

Now if this was any member on this board please pm me so I know coast is clear. But I doubt it never happened to me before.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gents, my apologies. I was out TOFTT for most of the day yesterday after I logged out of my USASG account. I visited three LMT's yesterday and two others on 11-27-13. I have some excellent Intel for you. These are UTR LMT's. Those of you good gents and cool cats who unsuccessfully tried to pm me, please, pm me today as I will be here "at my office" for most of the day. Admin sent me two dozen emails advising me to clean out my inbox. I have done so and I am now "ready to roll". Lawdog17, NoHassles, Barolo, Donald Wicker, Light333, Quasi, Mike1999, Whiskey, HawkEye49, Thomas5989, Launcher321, Johnaxsa, Tonyelianos, Timy1979, I have some good info for you gents. JagXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

This husband can't see the Forrest through the trees. I could only imagine having a girl that was as open and willing to do this. Dude if you read this and can't cope with your girl pleasing other people please send her my way. It's not what you take in life it's what you give that makes you truly happy. Imagine the fun you could have after a hard day at work. SM.

If I did not know any better I would think that you were a philosopher. You are so correct SM. It truly is what you "give" in life that makes you happy. Not what you "take". That's some powerful shit, my excellent gent. Nice work. And thank you for the compliment.

JagXF

[SA2222]

Been there; Done that.

Awful experience with Karen... You dodged the bullet there.

Yes, she had a male roommate in house at same time... Didn't know that was her husband. There's no privacy because the massage table is separated from living room only by a sheet. And she's not attractive. Don't waste your time.

[Smokedmeat]

This husband can't see the Forrest through the trees. I could only imagine having a girl that was as open and willing to do this. Dude if you read this and can't cope with your girl pleasing other people please send her my way. It's not what you take in life it's what you give that makes you truly happy. Imagine the fun you could have after a hard day at work. SM.

Please, do not join the board just to pm me asking for Intel on your wives'/ GF's. You are obviously already reading the boards because you suspect your wife / GF is playing hanky panky with her clients. When you pm me and I see that you have ZERO posts, what am I supposed to think? By the nature of your questions, I can only think that you are a husband or boyfriend of the LMT of which you are inquiring. I am sorry, but I will not disclose any information to you. If you have a problem with your wife or GF and what she does for a living, then maybe you two should sit down and discuss it. I, like many of the other gents on here, are simply seeking a quality massage from an intelligent, friendly, beautiful, soft and sexy LMT. If she decides she wants to offer a little more, then that is perfectly well and fine. As I see it, the great majority of the men on this board are true gentlemen: Respectful, kind, courteous and they certainly know how to treat a lady. Older gents, like myself, who choose not to date, do not mind paying for massage / rub services. It is our sovereign choice, one that cannot be abridged, as long as we have the Mario coin, of course. So instead of being disheartened, embrace the moment fellas and consider yourselves fortunate that your women are attractive, intelligent and are desired by high quality men of all ages. The men on here pay good money to be massaged by these gorgeous LMT 's. Quite frankly, these men are the backbone of their business. I know because I have been doing this for many years and I've heard it all from these gals and they spill to me (and other hobbyists, too) about a lot of personal matters in their lives. So, if your wife / GF is strictly legitimate, then, the gents who post here will let you know. If the LMT's provide a little "pull / tug with the push", then that information will be posted accordingly. It is our duty as hobbyists to provide pertinent Intel to the board.

To the guy (I sent you an email telling you to read the forum today, 11-29-13. So I assume you will read this soon) that sent me an email from his place of business / employment: I did not know you were still married to her. She told me during our sessions that she was separated. She has my personal "dummy" monger email address / monger cell phone number and we "sexted"/ emailed a few times. You got into her account and found our "sext" messages. We never had sex, although it was an option. You have some issues. Try to work through them. But, I am not an asshole and I don't want to get you into trouble. So, I will NOT notify your employer regarding you sending "quasi / faux" threatening emails from your employer's email account to the men your wife is "massaging". You have enough to deal with already. I understand what you must be going through, we've all been there and I sympathize with you. I've already told your wife that she will no longer be my massage therapist. Good luck to you, sir.

JagXF.

[Timy1979]

I just saw Lucia, decent rub, not a lot of teasing. On the flip she rubbed my chest legs. And then asked if there was anything else, I said yes she said to show her, I moved her hand to my member, and she gave a great HE, some roaming. Forgot I had a alarm set on my phone freaked her out, had to get off the table turn the alarm off, then back to the dream. Funny I lasted longer with her then at a AMP, I blew my load she was Impressed at how much I came. She cleaned me up said that she'll get crazier next time. Hope she'll remember me... Wonder what crazier means.

[Quasimodo45]

That is all.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Please, do not join the board just to pm me asking for Intel on your wives'/ GF's. You are obviously already reading the boards because you suspect your wife / GF is playing hanky panky with her clients. When you pm me and I see that you have ZERO posts, what am I supposed to think? By the nature of your questions, I can only think that you are a husband or boyfriend of the LMT of which you are inquiring. I am sorry, but I will not disclose any information to you. If you have a problem with your wife or GF and what she does for a living, then maybe you two should sit down and discuss it. I, like many of the other gents on here, are simply seeking a quality massage from an intelligent, friendly, beautiful, soft and sexy LMT. If she decides she wants to offer a little more, then that is perfectly well and fine. As I see it, the great majority of the men on this board are true gentlemen: Respectful, kind, courteous and they certainly know how to treat a lady. Older gents, like myself, who choose not to date, do not mind paying for massage / rub services. It is our sovereign choice, one that cannot be abridged, as long as we have the Mario coin, of course. So instead of being disheartened, embrace the moment fellas and consider yourselves fortunate that your women are attractive, intelligent and are desired by high quality men of all ages. The men on here pay good money to be massaged by these gorgeous LMT 's. Quite frankly, these men are the backbone of their business. I know because I have been doing this for many years and I've heard it all from these gals and they spill to me (and other hobbyists, too) about a lot of personal matters in their lives. So, if your wife / GF is strictly legitimate, then, the gents who post here will let you know. If the LMT's provide a little "pull / tug with the push", then that information will be posted accordingly. It is our duty as hobbyists to provide pertinent Intel to the board.

To the guy (I sent you an email telling you to read the forum today, 11-29-13. So I assume you will read this soon) that sent me an email from his place of business / employment: I did not know you were still married to her. She told me during our sessions that she was separated. She has my personal "dummy" monger email address / monger cell phone number and we "sexted"/ emailed a few times. You got into her account and found our "sext" messages. We never had sex, although it was an option. You have some issues. Try to work through them. But, I am not an asshole and I don't want to get you into trouble. So, I will NOT notify your employer regarding you sending "quasi / faux" threatening emails from your employer's email account to the men your wife is "massaging". You have enough to deal with already. I understand what you must be going through, we've all been there and I sympathize with you. I've already told your wife that she will no longer be my massage therapist. Good luck to you, sir.

JagXF.

[A John]

There are some counties in Florida where LEO gets a court order and places hidden cameras in the Spa to later use against the therapist AND the client.

Cameras are used on entrances / exits / hallways, not everybody goes their for the same reason. Generally speaking their not their to hurt us, but some sort of comfort / security / protection for them.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Saw this gal not too long ago. Moved to the Tampa area from Tennessee with her jealous BF. I know he is jealous because the asshole texted her 2-3 times during our session. She mentioned he was an AH at times. So, Haley is: Early 20's. 5-7 or 5-8/150 lbs./ light brown hair and beautiful blue eyes. Some facial acne and looks better in her pics than in person, but still very attractive. Really nice smile too. Nice enough body and tits. Will let you rub and roam around her hips, ass and thighs. Not the kitty though or tits though. On the flip: Excellent technique, very soft hands and soft skin. Did "outside" prostate massage with squeeze, tease, please, release and finish. 100 total. Will repeat. JagXF http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...to-you/8457902.

[CoolBeans]

Someone asked about this place here on our lovely forum. So I thought check it out.

Clean nice place. In a busy plaza on south side of I-drive.

My dream guide was the one they called "Star".

Good strong warm hands. I don't know. If its me or if the AMPs are playing.

Safe. Great therapeutic dream. No thrills or chills at all.

Had the same dream as my second visit to crystal clear.

Luckily light damage 49 special with a 20 shillings tip.

If the dream does not cover the full body aspect of a full body massage.

Then. No full tip. Muscles felt good afterwards. Just not all the muscles.

May not repeat. If I do I will. Ask for a different dream guide.

Be cool and happy holidays.

[CoolBeans]

I dreamed about Crystal Lane somewhere near the Florida mall. Had a nice dream.

With an angel named Na-Na but she was not to be in my dream. I stead I got.

A Michelle. My dream lasted for the 30 min I had asked for.

However it was a dream built on therapeutic measure.

No chills or thrills. I was a gentleman and was respectful.

She asked if the massage was has good as NaNa and I replied.

" hers was a bit better" she knew what I meant and said "we are all different " and I am.

Thinking well your skimpy dasiy duke style shorts say otherwise.

Not sure if I will return. Will wait till Michelle gets rotated out.

Wish I could find NaNa. That's what I hate a out AMPs no.

Consistentcy sometimes. Luckily damage was not heavy tipped only.

20 shillings. (60 to enter the dream) So if you despire good therapeutic work ask for her.

Not sure if I will repeat.

Be Cool.

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