Massage Parlor Reports

[The Prodigy]

I checked out the new place in Fountain Valley off Edinger and Newland in the shopping center. Nice place and looks super legit with all the plaques on the wall. I met a nice chubby Chinese lady named Hanna or Hellen, she was probably mid 30's with some nice see cups. I saw an add for $20 hh but she asked for $40 and I didn't care to argue. Led to a nice room and got a decent massage. She takes direction well and is a bit chatty at first. She kept flirting with me and at one point she asked me how do I get laid if I am single while she poked my butt crack. I took this as a good sign for h.e. But on the flip I kinda had to talk her into it. Probably just playing it safe or trying to get me to buy more time. But once she started it was a really good h job and a lot of ball massage and let me roam over the clothes. Never asked for tip so I just left $40.

Not bad but not super exciting, just another jack shack.

I almost mongered royal massage on Warner but I just get a weird vibe on that place.

[Sticker]

Greetings. Been enjoying the hobby for many, many years, and I've lurked around here for quite some time as well. The fruits of Orange County would not have been so juicy without it, so kudos to the contributors. Now I will be one as well. A little background: I enjoyed my first OC mongering experience at Tanning in Westminster and, from there, have hit many of the popular spots over the years, including Birch Accufuck, OK (and the other OKs), Ponderosa, Vick's and many more, rom the old days. Of late, I've sampled treats from AC, Caribbean, Emerald, Jo Jie (RIP), Rose Island, see&see, Bedazzled and again, many others.

A little further out, I've ventured inland to places like Urban Therapy, and dabbled in L.A., where I first experienced the joys of a B2 B table shower at a place whose name I can't recall. I've also had some nice opportunities out of town, including the Green Door in SF, the now-defunct CH2 in Philly, and Roses in Honolulu. All have provided exemplary quality and service.

Yesterday was my latest vin OC, and it was ho-hum, pun fully intended. I had read some good reports about Envy in GG, and upon entering, I was greeted by a very cute 20's V-girl, and*I, who was wearing lingerie and heels. About 5'2", nice skin, solid be cups, round booty. Paid the HF, laid down starkers on the table, and after the requisite questions about "have you been here before," coupled with my requisite lies, a quick rub on the back moved down to some boys tickling and negotiations. She asked $1.6 but agreed to $1.2.

Began with CBJ with me face-up on the table, I asked her to climb on for 69, but she balked at that idea. Instead she climbed up and mount CG, but genuinely seemed to have trouble with Sticker's width. So, it was slow and steady for a bit, so slow that I was getting bored. So as I turned her over on her back for a change, I detected something in the air that wasn't quite fresh. Anyway, I thought I'd do a deep dive first, but when she saw that I intended to do some snacking, she said, "no , not this time." Well the less-than-fresh air became even less so as I entered her again, mish this time, because her rather hairy kitty was giving off bad fumes. Despite her good looks, this was, of course, off-putting, but I soldiered on and tried to breathe lightly through my mouth instead of nose. However, I was losing interest again, so I switched to DS to enjoy the view of her round booty. The visual was nice, but I felt like grabbing an Odor-Eater from my shoe and stuffing it in there, because the nasty smell just kept getting stronger.

Didn't want to stop without a pop, so I just jack-hammered away in DS to get the job done. Maybe she wasn't aware of her own "fragrance," because she never said anything as she wiped the stench off Sticker Jr. With a warm towel. When she left the room, I did a double wipe down and used the towel on the table to dry it off further. She was waiting for me at the exit door, then smiled and said come back soon. I ever do, it would be with someone who had better hygiene downstairs and took care of her yeast infection before reporting for duty.

On a side note, since I was in the same strip mall as the fabled Guangzhou cafe, I strolled over to see what all the fuss was about. I had previously visited Cafe Lu, which also has great-looking girls serving you Viet coffee drinks, but at the time, there were no boobilicious displays. Yesterday at Guangzhou, boobs were popping out everywhere, so the eye candy was a nice compliment to the coffee. On duty, was a Viet, a white and my "server," who was a long, tall drink of water named Yadi, or something along those lines. A Mexican cutie, who looked to be about 20, maybe 5'5" and thin, but with a nice little roundness to her backside. Her bolt-ons were not the best work I've ever witnessed, looked more like manmades from the early '80's. I kept thinking, as young as she was, her original A cups, coupled with her half-dollar-sized nips, would have been nicer. But she had a gorgeous mug, and was pleasant enough, after asking me a couple of times if I was a cop. Seems to me that walking around wearing panties and bikini tops, which sometimes fall to the side to free the melons, wouldn't be illegal in a place that doesn't serve alcohol, so I don't know why they would be concerned with LE. Anyway, these Viet cafes are an interesting cultural phenomenon, to say the least.

Well, there you have it, my cherry-popping forum report. Keep up the great work, fellow mongers, and you'll be hearing more from me.

Sticker.

[FunTrust]

Or he is 22.

Perhaps a touch of Morton's salt? Well, I am enviousness.

[AsianPussy]

Or he is 22.

Aaah. The wonders of Cialis, beer and crystal meth.

[Stockholm]

Aaah. The wonders of Cialis, beer and crystal meth.

[AsianPussy]

Are you saying you paid 100 for the 2 girls and that's it?

How much to get in? 50 x 2?

Was dissapointed to hear that jojie and the other spot was closed so I decided to take a trip around gg last night around 9 p to recon some old spots, but it was my bday so I wanted to go out and explore the town.

First stop was the 7 spot behind penny prints, used to have a super hot coffe shop girl that worked there named T that loved the D in the P as well as the A..., but sadly she's gone, got a fresh face there that seemed ultra nervous. Paid .3 for a half, and in came the new girl...very young...with a very nice haircut...wearing a mini skirt and a short cutoff tee shirt. Good sign right? Wrong, I think it was her first night out because she seemed super nervous about every thing, I could hear her swallowing her saliva nervously. Gave me something that resembled a massage, but was more like her pinching my rolls and tugging on my calves LOL. On the flip she pushed the towel really low, and thoughts of past visits with the old girls there made me super happy...then she said all done! So needless to say rather than takng care of biz myself I gave her a $5 tip and walked out.

I hopped into the car and fireed up the iphone to do some more recon and found some ads that led me to bldg D behind the 76 station at the accounting office. Called them via my google voice# and said I was coming over, showed up and they said that all the girls were busy, I mentioned something about it being my bday and decided to go outside for a cig. Then I left.

On to the next stop, I decided to stop by ol faithful ac3. I diddnt even get the girls name but I was walked into the room...which BTW was freezing cold, undressed and hopped on the table. In she comes and doesn't even say a word to me, just collected the $20 that I left out and stripped down and hopped on top of me into the 69 position, I don't know what happened but before I knew it I was painting the inside of the condom...so just like that within 10 minutes I was in and out...and my wallet was thinner.

After getting in my car I saw that I had a missed call from spot D, they said to come over, I told them I jsut left another spot and was done for the night, then the mama said for me to come over and she would make sure to wish me a happy bday, so like a moron off I went agian...back to the accounting office.

After getting there I, she said happy bday, I figured WTF and I said to have her send 2 of the girls in for the 4 hand and ill have some fun, she offered me a shower which I decided to take since I just left AC. I hopped into the shower and rinsed off, and wasnt expecting anything else and before in come an older I'd say 5'2' viet with a little bit of love and DD walks in and asks if I need help, of course my answer was yes...so the next thing I know I'm having "outercouse" in the shower and blowing a load inbetween her ass cheecks. After the shower, which lasted at least a good 4-7 minutes (LOL) I went back to the room, and and the girl followed me in wearing nothing but a towel. Upon entering the room another viet about 5'8' super skinny and ultra light skinned with a cups and the smoothest shaved vag I've ever seen was sitting on the table in a string thong that looked about 3 sizes too big for her and a tank top. They ask if ill take care of them...since it was my bday I said WTF and laid out $ on the nightstand. This is where it gets good, DD girl asks if I want to taste her, and so I oblidge and go down on DD girl, then AA girl then decides to suck a boner out of me. I'm fingering BB girls who is now laying on the table while AA girl is sitting on the stool and BB girls squirts!

I'm now a little sore, but at at full attention. Then before I know it I'm plowing away at DD girl doggy while she is leaning over the table, then AA girl doggy, the AA girl goes down on DD girl then I blow my load while in AA girl. After taking the condom off I sit down on the chair to relax then both AA girl an DD girl come kneel and give me a double BBBJ.

All of this happens and I'm home by 12:00.and of course I jerked it in bed before going to sleep.

Cliff notes: $500 spent, 4 loads blown, and a very happy bday to me.

[MrSunnyHills]

Ahh. To be young again... Reminiscing... Never did 4 x but managed 3 x way back in the late 80's or early 90's in Inglewood. Happy Bday.

Was dissapointed to hear that jojie and the other spot was closed so I decided to take a trip around gg last night around 9 p to recon some old spots, but it was my bday so I wanted to go out and explore the town.

First stop was the 7 spot behind penny prints, used to have a super hot coffe shop girl that worked there named T that loved the D in the P as well as the A..., but sadly she's gone, got a fresh face there that seemed ultra nervous. Paid .3 for a half, and in came the new girl...very young...with a very nice haircut...wearing a mini skirt and a short cutoff tee shirt. Good sign right? Wrong, I think it was her first night out because she seemed super nervous about every thing, I could hear her swallowing her saliva nervously. Gave me something that resembled a massage, but was more like her pinching my rolls and tugging on my calves LOL. On the flip she pushed the towel really low, and thoughts of past visits with the old girls there made me super happy...then she said all done! So needless to say rather than takng care of biz myself I gave her a $5 tip and walked out.

I hopped into the car and fireed up the iphone to do some more recon and found some ads that led me to bldg D behind the 76 station at the accounting office. Called them via my google voice# and said I was coming over, showed up and they said that all the girls were busy, I mentioned something about it being my bday and decided to go outside for a cig. Then I left.

On to the next stop, I decided to stop by ol faithful ac3. I diddnt even get the girls name but I was walked into the room...which BTW was freezing cold, undressed and hopped on the table. In she comes and doesn't even say a word to me, just collected the $20 that I left out and stripped down and hopped on top of me into the 69 position, I don't know what happened but before I knew it I was painting the inside of the condom...so just like that within 10 minutes I was in and out...and my wallet was thinner.

After getting in my car I saw that I had a missed call from spot D, they said to come over, I told them I jsut left another spot and was done for the night, then the mama said for me to come over and she would make sure to wish me a happy bday, so like a moron off I went agian...back to the accounting office.

After getting there I, she said happy bday, I figured WTF and I said to have her send 2 of the girls in for the 4 hand and ill have some fun, she offered me a shower which I decided to take since I just left AC. I hopped into the shower and rinsed off, and wasnt expecting anything else and before in come an older I'd say 5'2' viet with a little bit of love and DD walks in and asks if I need help, of course my answer was yes...so the next thing I know I'm having "outercouse" in the shower and blowing a load inbetween her ass cheecks. After the shower, which lasted at least a good 4-7 minutes (LOL) I went back to the room, and and the girl followed me in wearing nothing but a towel. Upon entering the room another viet about 5'8' super skinny and ultra light skinned with a cups and the smoothest shaved vag I've ever seen was sitting on the table in a string thong that looked about 3 sizes too big for her and a tank top. They ask if ill take care of them...since it was my bday I said WTF and laid out $ on the nightstand. This is where it gets good, DD girl asks if I want to taste her, and so I oblidge and go down on DD girl, then AA girl then decides to suck a boner out of me. I'm fingering BB girls who is now laying on the table while AA girl is sitting on the stool and BB girls squirts!

I'm now a little sore, but at at full attention. Then before I know it I'm plowing away at DD girl doggy while she is leaning over the table, then AA girl doggy, the AA girl goes down on DD girl then I blow my load while in AA girl. After taking the condom off I sit down on the chair to relax then both AA girl an DD girl come kneel and give me a double BBBJ.

All of this happens and I'm home by 12:00.and of course I jerked it in bed before going to sleep.

Cliff notes: $500 spent, 4 loads blown, and a very happy bday to me.

[Preverted]

Great report, and a very happy birthday to you!

Was dissapointed to hear that jojie and the other spot was closed so I decided to take a trip around gg last night around 9 p to recon some old spots, but it was my bday so I wanted to go out and explore the town.

First stop was the 7 spot behind penny prints, used to have a super hot coffe shop girl that worked there named T that loved the D in the P as well as the A..., but sadly she's gone, got a fresh face there that seemed ultra nervous. Paid .3 for a half, and in came the new girl...very young...with a very nice haircut...wearing a mini skirt and a short cutoff tee shirt. Good sign right? Wrong, I think it was her first night out because she seemed super nervous about every thing, I could hear her swallowing her saliva nervously. Gave me something that resembled a massage, but was more like her pinching my rolls and tugging on my calves LOL. On the flip she pushed the towel really low, and thoughts of past visits with the old girls there made me super happy...then she said all done! So needless to say rather than takng care of biz myself I gave her a $5 tip and walked out.

I hopped into the car and fireed up the iphone to do some more recon and found some ads that led me to bldg D behind the 76 station at the accounting office. Called them via my google voice# and said I was coming over, showed up and they said that all the girls were busy, I mentioned something about it being my bday and decided to go outside for a cig. Then I left.

On to the next stop, I decided to stop by ol faithful ac3. I diddnt even get the girls name but I was walked into the room...which BTW was freezing cold, undressed and hopped on the table. In she comes and doesn't even say a word to me, just collected the $20 that I left out and stripped down and hopped on top of me into the 69 position, I don't know what happened but before I knew it I was painting the inside of the condom...so just like that within 10 minutes I was in and out...and my wallet was thinner.

After getting in my car I saw that I had a missed call from spot D, they said to come over, I told them I jsut left another spot and was done for the night, then the mama said for me to come over and she would make sure to wish me a happy bday, so like a moron off I went agian...back to the accounting office.

After getting there I, she said happy bday, I figured WTF and I said to have her send 2 of the girls in for the 4 hand and ill have some fun, she offered me a shower which I decided to take since I just left AC. I hopped into the shower and rinsed off, and wasnt expecting anything else and before in come an older I'd say 5'2' viet with a little bit of love and DD walks in and asks if I need help, of course my answer was yes...so the next thing I know I'm having "outercouse" in the shower and blowing a load inbetween her ass cheecks. After the shower, which lasted at least a good 4-7 minutes (LOL) I went back to the room, and and the girl followed me in wearing nothing but a towel. Upon entering the room another viet about 5'8' super skinny and ultra light skinned with a cups and the smoothest shaved vag I've ever seen was sitting on the table in a string thong that looked about 3 sizes too big for her and a tank top. They ask if ill take care of them...since it was my bday I said WTF and laid out $ on the nightstand. This is where it gets good, DD girl asks if I want to taste her, and so I oblidge and go down on DD girl, then AA girl then decides to suck a boner out of me. I'm fingering BB girls who is now laying on the table while AA girl is sitting on the stool and BB girls squirts!

I'm now a little sore, but at at full attention. Then before I know it I'm plowing away at DD girl doggy while she is leaning over the table, then AA girl doggy, the AA girl goes down on DD girl then I blow my load while in AA girl. After taking the condom off I sit down on the chair to relax then both AA girl an DD girl come kneel and give me a double BBBJ.

All of this happens and I'm home by 12:00.and of course I jerked it in bed before going to sleep.

Cliff notes: $500 spent, 4 loads blown, and a very happy bday to me.

[Caffeine]

Was dissapointed to hear that jojie and the other spot was closed so I decided to take a trip around gg last night around 9 p to recon some old spots, but it was my bday so I wanted to go out and explore the town.

First stop was the 7 spot behind penny prints, used to have a super hot coffe shop girl that worked there named T that loved the D in the P as well as the A..., but sadly she's gone, got a fresh face there that seemed ultra nervous. Paid .3 for a half, and in came the new girl...very young...with a very nice haircut...wearing a mini skirt and a short cutoff tee shirt. Good sign right? Wrong, I think it was her first night out because she seemed super nervous about every thing, I could hear her swallowing her saliva nervously. Gave me something that resembled a massage, but was more like her pinching my rolls and tugging on my calves LOL. On the flip she pushed the towel really low, and thoughts of past visits with the old girls there made me super happy...then she said all done! So needless to say rather than takng care of biz myself I gave her a $5 tip and walked out.

I hopped into the car and fireed up the iphone to do some more recon and found some ads that led me to bldg D behind the 76 station at the accounting office. Called them via my google voice# and said I was coming over, showed up and they said that all the girls were busy, I mentioned something about it being my bday and decided to go outside for a cig. Then I left.

On to the next stop, I decided to stop by ol faithful ac3. I diddnt even get the girls name but I was walked into the room...which BTW was freezing cold, undressed and hopped on the table. In she comes and doesn't even say a word to me, just collected the $20 that I left out and stripped down and hopped on top of me into the 69 position, I don't know what happened but before I knew it I was painting the inside of the condom...so just like that within 10 minutes I was in and out...and my wallet was thinner.

After getting in my car I saw that I had a missed call from spot D, they said to come over, I told them I jsut left another spot and was done for the night, then the mama said for me to come over and she would make sure to wish me a happy bday, so like a moron off I went agian...back to the accounting office.

After getting there I, she said happy bday, I figured WTF and I said to have her send 2 of the girls in for the 4 hand and ill have some fun, she offered me a shower which I decided to take since I just left AC. I hopped into the shower and rinsed off, and wasnt expecting anything else and before in come an older I'd say 5'2' viet with a little bit of love and DD walks in and asks if I need help, of course my answer was yes...so the next thing I know I'm having "outercouse" in the shower and blowing a load inbetween her ass cheecks. After the shower, which lasted at least a good 4-7 minutes (LOL) I went back to the room, and and the girl followed me in wearing nothing but a towel. Upon entering the room another viet about 5'8' super skinny and ultra light skinned with a cups and the smoothest shaved vag I've ever seen was sitting on the table in a string thong that looked about 3 sizes too big for her and a tank top. They ask if ill take care of them...since it was my bday I said WTF and laid out $ on the nightstand. This is where it gets good, DD girl asks if I want to taste her, and so I oblidge and go down on DD girl, then AA girl then decides to suck a boner out of me. I'm fingering BB girls who is now laying on the table while AA girl is sitting on the stool and BB girls squirts!

I'm now a little sore, but at at full attention. Then before I know it I'm plowing away at DD girl doggy while she is leaning over the table, then AA girl doggy, the AA girl goes down on DD girl then I blow my load while in AA girl. After taking the condom off I sit down on the chair to relax then both AA girl an DD girl come kneel and give me a double BBBJ.

All of this happens and I'm home by 12:00.and of course I jerked it in bed before going to sleep.

Cliff notes: $500 spent, 4 loads blown, and a very happy bday to me.

[Aceman 2000]

Anyone know of any places (AMP, AAMP, or Inde) that offer it. A few Inde girls want +$250.

Meant MSOG, LOL.

[Aceman 2000]

Anyone know of any places (AMP, AAMP, or Inde) that offer it. A few Inde girls want +$250.

[Rocco D]

I've been MIA lately working mostly with pros, but alas, I'm back to AMPs. The thing I am looking for is a foot rub place that may allow some minor (or major) roaming / groping and might graze the boys, intentionally, a girl that's playful but still gives the foot massage as we know it. I like to use these as a primer to hitting a place to finalize, I enjoy the build up and tease / sensual part and just get finished off elsewhere. I had a girl at Bamboo who was SUPER playful, but she left. I've tried One By One and they are friendly amd cute, not playful in that way, very professional. I'm tired of wasting my $ at different places, I've tried a lot of foot rub places. I'd appreciate a PM if anyone can help me out. She doesn't have to be hot, just not horrible, auntie is fine. I'd be happy to swap info, I pretty much have hit every AMP or lmp in OC, plus a number of BP providers. Thank you gents.

[Joe Valdez]

http://callthecops.net/virgin-police...investigation/

[DJones]

Nikki moved to 440 Fair then HB behind gas station, change her name to Kelly. That was couple years ago. I did get CFS from her in HB location.

I have to say Nikki is my ATF. Anybody knows where she is at?

Wow, FS from Nikki! If you ever find out if she's still working, let me know? Thanks.

[DJones]

So, after getting no recon from this board, I decided to check it out.

Lisa is still there and still rocking those great big round breasts. She was dressed in a low cut, silky blouse and did the receptionist thing. I was hoping she'd be the massage girl, but as I previously reported, she is not doing the massages... At least she didn't do mine.

My massage was done by a slightly older woman, looks were OK still, and it was very good. Good massage, with some roaming. On the flip, my hands got to roam and the HE was very happy.

I left a $40 tip for the session, and then she did the one thing that irritates me more than anything else: she asked for more. I hate that. And that's why I won't go back again.

I noticed their ad on BP the other day.

http://orangecounty.backpage.com/Bod...ge-21/35599425

I'm just wondering if it's returned to the glory days of Lisa and Nikki. Anyone know? It was only Rub-and-tug joint, but those two ladies were sexy as hell. Then Nikki left and Lisa started running the place and not doing massages herself. For those who need a little help remembering, Lisa had the biggest, roundest natural breasts for an Asian gal. Nikki was the original girl with a dragon tattoo--one that wrapped from her breast around the side of her body to her back. (I did manage to get a BJ from her).

I haven't been in a couple of years at least.