Massage Parlor Reports

[Krakatoa]

I would like to send some love to ATMB. I have now had sessions with Mimi, JoAnn, and Hanna. Each one provides a very fine therapeutic massage. Each is also attractive, slender, personable, and clean. What more could you want? Okay, they're not especially young. That would be asking too much. But for quality and reliability, this place gets my vote. Remember, no TS in Arlington.

[Pcpc1688]

Saw a Coco nut in the freezing rain, she have hice behind and very fresh. With some stimulation, some juices seeped out of the panties. Very nice back walk and crack rub. She takes direction well and good technique.

5 tip and maybe more fun next time. I can almost guarantee it.

PC out.

[AsianOccasion]

Tried out the new spot in F-burg.. Wanted to see how good it was... Someone else TOFTT already, fairly certain I drew the same lady, didn't barely understand me, communication was pretty difficult. I think its a CAMP vs a KAMP since I grew up listening to korean ladies talking and it wasnt familiar to me.

My main reason for trying it out was because they have a table shower and no other place in the area has one. Well all the showers I had before were basically masssage tables fitted with clear vinyl to protect them from water... This one was like a 4 inch deep bathtub on stilts. It was probably about 5'8" in the main portion of it cause my head and feet touched the ends. There was a rubber cushion about 3/4 inch thick as padding. The lady as noted before, barely spoke english and took a while to get her to figure out I wanted hotter water... Lukewarm water and a table shower do not go well together. Also, when I went in there, there was a luffa cloth on the table already, indicating it was used on the last guy... She picked it up and moved it to the side. Then she used it on me... Smh... I know they use soap... But cmon, everywhere else its a clean wash cloth off the rack where it was folded.

Massage sucked, she didn't ask what type I wanted, I can't stand the swedish barely touching massages. That said, she did her job, nothing amazing... Little UTC, and lotta OTC. Some feeding in there too...

Personally I get better massages at sunrise in the burg, but if I ever need a shower and a release...

And.. If any of my fellow mongers in here gave a weird look to the guy in hunting camo at the desk as they left, give me a break, it was raining like crazy, I was soaked to the bone and I figured this would be better than sitting in my tree any longer LOL...

[AsianOccasion]

Must be a different June, because the one I met gave me the full hour, and she delivered a great non-rushed service. I was completely satisfied and I think she earned the extra 0.2.

Yeah, had no issues with June, other than her asking that I don't post any reviews about her... She told me her friend tells her about all the reviews they see on her, and she said the boss lady reads them too... She does give the digital service during the finish... So perhaps that's why she feels she warrants the extra 20...

[The Nub]

If this is the same June from M&M, then yeah, her expectation is 60 for standard relaxation techniques. She was well endowed but is a hustler big time and will get you in and out well past under an hour (if you paid for an hour). Not my cup of tea. Much better bang for your buck options out there.

Must be a different June, because the one I met gave me the full hour, and she delivered a great non-rushed service. I was completely satisfied and I think she earned the extra 0.2.

[Serpico99]

It's December, but my trip to the City had me thinking June.

Nice and friendly lady, very good English. Mid-30's, a bit stout, but very well equipped up top. The shower was very nice and thorough, I hadn't been that clean in a while. The massage was very good too, above average for an AMP, very relaxing. The last minutes of my session were also above average, carefully and patiently executed. Very nice, it was some of the better service I've received at an AMP in a while.

The only minor negative is that 0.6 minimum seems to be expected for standard relaxation techniques, I guess the days of 0.4 are long gone? Anyway, the lady was very nice, and the service was performed in a non-rushed manner and with skill, so I let it go.

If this is the same June from M&M, then yeah, her expectation is 60 for standard relaxation techniques. She was well endowed but is a hustler big time and will get you in and out well past under an hour (if you paid for an hour). Not my cup of tea. Much better bang for your buck options out there.

[The Nub]

It's December, but my trip to the City had me thinking June.

Nice and friendly lady, very good English. Mid-30's, a bit stout, but very well equipped up top. The shower was very nice and thorough, I hadn't been that clean in a while. The massage was very good too, above average for an AMP, very relaxing. The last minutes of my session were also above average, carefully and patiently executed. Very nice, it was some of the better service I've received at an AMP in a while.

The only minor negative is that 0.6 minimum seems to be expected for standard relaxation techniques, I guess the days of 0.4 are long gone? Anyway, the lady was very nice, and the service was performed in a non-rushed manner and with skill, so I let it go.

[RickSullivan]

What I am talking about is what my service was exactly like. Nothing more, nothing less. That is the point of this board, to relay info to other members about what is going on out there and that is what I did. And at no point did I question others reviews, just what my experience was.

Oldtimeamplvr you don't need to explain I had the same experiences at Swan.

Rick.

[Krakatoa]

Tried the newish CAMP on Wilson Blvd recently. I have to agree with previous posters, the location seems dicey. What's with the Allstate office upstairs? Nonetheless, I had a positive experience. I received an excellent deep tissue massage from Amy. You could tell she knew what she was doing. I opted for the economy finish, and she was equally talented in that department. Would recommend.

[OldTimeAmpLvr]

Hit them up tonight, still as good as ever. Not sure what the other poster was talking about. Very good service.

What I am talking about is what my service was exactly like. Nothing more, nothing less. That is the point of this board, to relay info to other members about what is going on out there and that is what I did. And at no point did I question others reviews, just what my experience was.

[Ymmv Alot]

There is more than one place called "Swan," "Blue," "(something) Therapy", "Asian", "Rain.

It's a fun hobby.- but sometimes a challenge to know which place is which.

YMMV Alot.

[Kijimuna]

Hit them up tonight, still as good as ever. Not sure what the other poster was talking about. Very good service.

[The Nub]

Visited this new place a couple days ago, it just opened last week. It's located in an office park in 7 corners.

Mamasan greeted when I rang the bell and escorted me in. Nice facility, very spacious and seemed clean. I can't remember my therapists name, but she was the usual K-lady, late 50's, but she looked better than most for her age. $0.7 was collected for the hour, I was told they were running a $10 off special. I was also told "no shower ok?" upfront, which I thought was strange since their ad says TS is available.

My therapists was pretty friendly and playful. She worked the whole body, not the most skilled massage, but I have to say that I really felt she put effort into trying to make it an enjoyable massage. Pretty good end to my therapy, and I went roaming north and south of the beltway. Seniors may PM for more details.

Ok experience, will I be back? Hmm, probably not, there are always more places to explore. But it wasn't a bad experience at all.

P.S. Google maps gets their location wrong, try a different app.

[Kijimuna]

Thought I would try a NOVA AMP, something I have not done in a while. As in area, tried Swan in Sterling. Drew Cindy, very cute. So far so good.

Started to go down hill after that. Since when do places charge for table shower? Should have left them but she was cute. Shower was nice as Cindy has a nice touch and she properly cleaned all areas.

Back to room for massage and gave a medium massage for a while and then went to feather touch. After flip she pointed to a certain area asking if needed special attention. When I nodded yes, she asked for money up front. This is when it all ended. Wanted $80 for typical NOVA. Would not budge from price. At that point I walked out.

Will never frequent a NOVA AMP again.

There use to be a fairly decent looking lady there who would do some crazy shit for $40. Sadly she left a few months ago.

[Serpico99]

Oldtimeamplvr, they wanted you to pay for a table shower? That's outrageous. The $80 entrance fee should automatically include the table shower and massage, if nothing else. Also you would think that the girls would be happy to do a table shower because it lessen the chances of the transference of germs and bacteria to themselves.

You were absolutely correct on walking away from the standard Nova for $80. That's outrageous as well. Some guys will pay that much because of their pent up sexual tension and they need the release badly. I would have walked out also. Sometimes you really get tired of AMPs trying to nickel and dime your pocket. With enough guys walking out like you did, maybe the AMPs will get the message. I know that most AMPs read this particular forum. Kudos to you Oldtimeamplvr.

Propilot-Always check your six.

I have visited this particular AMP and it's a Chinese place. Typical $60/ hr for no shower. They charge you extra for a table shower (I think 20 more). So it's pretty much the same as going to a Korean place and paying the 80/ hour with table shower.

I'm not at all surprised the AMPs, Korean or Chinese, will try to see if you are dumb enough to agree to pay 80 for standard Nova services. They probably have other mongers willing to fork over that kind of money for little service.