Massage Parlor Reports

[RdWing69]

Just so we all on the same page:

AMP = Asian Massage Palor (Asian Staff).

MP = Massage parlor, (Can be an assortment of ethnic staff members).

As I am the one who originally posted it. I hit an A without realizing it. Was supposed to be MP. To me, AMP is asian massage. I appreciate the fact that someone stuck up for my nonsensical typing. But yeah...you get my drift.

[Asianplvr]

Just so we all on the same page:

AMP = Asian Massage Palor (Asian Staff).

MP = Massage parlor, (Can be an assortment of ethnic staff members).

[RepArgent]

I guess I am with Ben. I have surfed the Massage Parlor Reports section since I have been here but I am not much of a participant. I always though AMP stood for "A Massage Parlor" Who would have thought they divide parlors by race. Asian, Mexican, Spanish, Polish, French, Korean, Nigerian.

Why can't we all just get along at the UNMP (United Nations Massage Parlor)?

This is 3 Nutz and this is just one nutz opinion.

That's great Nutz! Love your humor LOL!!

[Three Nutz]

You've never heard of Panacea referred to as an American massage parlor? I know AMP generally means Asian Massage Parlor, but I was just trying to enlighten you to what he may have meant when referring Panacea as an AMP. No need to be so uptight geesh it wasn't a shot at you. I'm sure people of grand rapids knew what he meant... I'm from Detroit but visit here frequent and pieced together what he meant.

I guess I am with Ben. I have surfed the Massage Parlor Reports section since I have been here but I am not much of a participant. I always though AMP stood for "A Massage Parlor" Who would have thought they divide parlors by race. Asian, Mexican, Spanish, Polish, French, Korean, Nigerian.

Why can't we all just get along at the UNMP (United Nations Massage Parlor)?

This is 3 Nutz and this is just one nutz opinion.

[BenjaminSkully]

American Massage Parlor?? Exactly where did you pull that from. And what does it mean? Sorry man. I have been in the hobby for a long time and AMP has always stood for Asian Massage Parlor. I check a number of site and all agreed. We have enough acronyms to keep straight without making it more confusing. BTW. Panacea would be simply a MP.

You've never heard of Panacea referred to as an American massage parlor? I know AMP generally means Asian Massage Parlor, but I was just trying to enlighten you to what he may have meant when referring Panacea as an AMP. No need to be so uptight geesh it wasn't a shot at you. I'm sure people of grand rapids knew what he meant... I'm from Detroit but visit here frequent and pieced together what he meant.

[Mike3430]

American Massage Parlor?? Exactly where did you pull that from. And what does it mean? Sorry man. I have been in the hobby for a long time and AMP has always stood for Asian Massage Parlor. I check a number of site and all agreed. We have enough acronyms to keep straight without making it more confusing. BTW. Panacea would be simply a MP.

AMP you can still say as American Massage Parlor I said that because they all white american. And now a days its more american than Asian who does a FS and HE. Its just my openion. Asian is more afraid to do illegal shit now a days than what use to be.

[Mike3430]

American Massage Parlor?? Exactly where did you pull that from. And what does it mean? Sorry man. I have been in the hobby for a long time and AMP has always stood for Asian Massage Parlor. I check a number of site and all agreed. We have enough acronyms to keep straight without making it more confusing. BTW. Panacea would be simply a MP.

AMP you can still say as American Massage Parlor I said that because they all white american. And now a days its more american than Asian who does a FS and HE. Its just my openion. Asian is more afraid to do illegal shit now a days than what use to be.

[Love The Lips]

Made the trip up to Panacea recently. I paid for a one hour massage and was assigned Tia. The girl walked in and I thought I had hit the jackpot. Petite, small really, and very nice looking. Conversation was ok. Massage was sub par. She asked for the flip about 20 minutes in. For the flip I saw nothing I would not see at the grocery store or the mall. Thirty minutes or less of the hour I paid for. Disappointed and will not repeat. Damn shame.

I really hope that you didn't give her a tip, especially if she cut your time in half!

[Moonglow913]

American Massage Parlor.

Stopped in last night for a walk in but there was a wait. I spoke with Natasha but I was unable to set an appointment due to time constraints. Ava and Aliese were also there...

I plan on heading there sometime this week.

American Massage Parlor?? Exactly where did you pull that from. And what does it mean? Sorry man. I have been in the hobby for a long time and AMP has always stood for Asian Massage Parlor. I check a number of site and all agreed. We have enough acronyms to keep straight without making it more confusing. BTW. Panacea would be simply a MP.

[WyomingMax]

Wow! That must have been very awkward. Sorry for your bad experience. It is basic business common sense that when the market is flooded with competition like it is, the customer is always right. It is also business common sense that when you do a good job, the customer will tell a few people, but when you do a crappy job, the customer will tell at least twenty people! Jennifer and Barry should know that, unless greed has blinded them!

First of all, I love this place as you can read from my previous posts. So what happened the other day, was I had an appointment with Daisy Sunday morning and a few minutes after I arrived for my appointment and was put in my room by the guy up front, Croc arrived and was greeted by Daisy who thought Croc was her appointment and she put him in his room. So at this point the guy told Daisy that wasnt her appointment and he went to get another therapist at there other location for him. Well, I think Daisy made the mistake of not telling Croc that the other girl was coming. She thought the guy up front told him, and the guy up front was trying his best to make Croc happy by driving to get the other girl.

So what happened was an honest mis-communication between co-workers who should have told Croc that Daisy confused him for her appointment. It comes out the.

Guy up front was just a friend of Barry's helping out the best he could. No big deal. Nobody's perfect. This place is great, they have some hot girls here and they do there best to.

Give the best service they can.

[BenjaminSkully]

Panacea is not a AMP (Asian Massage Parlor).

American Massage Parlor.

Stopped in last night for a walk in but there was a wait. I spoke with Natasha but I was unable to set an appointment due to time constraints. Ava and Aliese were also there...

I plan on heading there sometime this week.

[Moonglow913]

Went here for the first time today. First AMP experience in GR.

Saw Ava. Approx 25 years old. Decent massage...but didn't go for a "massage", I went to relax and escape. Flip was decent, stripped down to just panties...made the appropriate noises etc LOL.

Had fun, will repeat.

Panacea is not a AMP (Asian Massage Parlor).

[Happyone99]

Made the trip up to Panacea recently. I paid for a one hour massage and was assigned Tia. The girl walked in and I thought I had hit the jackpot. Petite, small really, and very nice looking. Conversation was ok. Massage was sub par. She asked for the flip about 20 minutes in. For the flip I saw nothing I would not see at the grocery store or the mall. Thirty minutes or less of the hour I paid for. Disappointed and will not repeat. Damn shame.

[RdWing69]

Went here for the first time today. First AMP experience in GR.

Saw Ava. Approx 25 years old. Decent massage...but didn't go for a "massage", I went to relax and escape. Flip was decent, stripped down to just panties...made the appropriate noises etc LOL.

Had fun, will repeat.

[LongTom]

Just noticed a "new" listing for VIP Mini Spa on Naughty Reviews. Com on 44th St. No reviews yet. Anyone been here yet, or is this a completely fresh joint?

She's been around for awhile. The spa is advertised as a salon, but most of her revenue is basic AMP services. 6-7/10 on the massage, which is pretty good by AMP standards. On the flip, she offers a very limited menu. HE for .6 and she stays fully clothed. In the end you want a massage, there are numerous places with lower door fees- hers is .6. As far as an exciting finish, well... As has been pointed out, there is LOTS of competition and this isn't a middle-aged woman's game.

Be safe.

Tom.