Massage Parlor Reports

[Serpico99]

Needed to quench my sudden urge for Chinese food and headed to a local see-AMP spot in Loudoun, right off of 28, in a little strip mall. You can hear the hootin' and hollerin' going on next door in the barbershop, for those that know which spot I'm talking about. It's the new "capital" location. I drew "Mishelle". Good massage to get out the kinks and nice slow technique for the basic / standard menu around here. I was hoping to draw Ginny, with her big rack and rear but I think she arrived after I had started my session. Just a quick spot that I sometimes go to for a cheap quick bite to eat of Chinese. No drama compared to the K-AMP locations.

[Loader401]

I see there is a new place in Fredericksburg, on Rt 3 in the shopping center with Gold's Gym. Has anyone tried it yet? If not, might have to TOFT and report back.

Thanks.

I have been eyeing the new place too. I decided to TOFTT and try it.

As I walked towards the new spot, I have to admit that it felt weird being in a strip center. I felt like the other businesses just gave me that suspicious eye. Anyways, they were having work done in the place. I saw the guy working through the window. He was also right in front of the door. I rang the bell and nothing happened. As I walked away, the door opened quickly and out popped a decent (not model looks by any means) younger lady saying that they are open. I walked back and when I enter, I see her, another lady (typical AMP looking for the area), and 1 lady that looks like mamasan / we just stole her out of the old folks home and she is just hanging out. Oh yea, the Asian guy doing work in the joint. So I ask for the hour, and is taken back to a good sized room with curtains on the doorway. There are doors to close, but for my first visit it was curtains only. I ended up having the older typical looking provider and I got bummed but thought hey, it's my first time and I will lay the ground work. They do advertise a table shower and when I went to the bathroom, I walked right by it. There was stuff on the table and it looked out of service for the time. When I got back to the room, I realized the provider I have barely understood English or made it seem like she didn't understand. I asked for the table shower 3 times and each time she looked at me like I was speaking jibberish. STRIKE 1. She kept trying to lay me down on the table for the massage. So once again, even though I am annoyed, I remind myself that I am laying ground work. I then proceed to make some small talk and get her name, ask if they have good business and such and she just ignored me until I popped my head up and asked if she could hear me and of course the response "I no good at engrish" Okay, at least acknowledge me talking to you. STRIKE 2. And the she kept massaging me over a towel.

Let me explain that I try my hardest to let them know that I am here for a reason. I am not a cop and if I talk to you I am not trying to grill you. I make sure I stand naked when she walks in the room, during the table shower I flirt. I try to show that am playful and I always intiate the moves.

At this point I just lay there waiting for the massage to be over when I noticed that the towel slowly gets moved aside without it being replaced. Now I feel like there might be more to this massage. I spread my legs more, and let mr. Happy poke out say Hello,. I get the brush by here and there. This is the only time I feel like we are on the same page. After a couple minutes of playful strokes I flip over and she smiles and proceeds to milk me. I am able to roam OTC and I slid my hand between the legs OTC. At first she was tight and didn't really move her legs, she didn't move my hand away, she just kept her legs together. I did my magic dialing 3 knuckle shuffle and next thing I know she spreads and is grinding the hell out of my hand. Her breaths are getting heavy and that makes me getting stiffer. She didn't climax, although I think she might have but she stopped after I popped and went to get a towel.

Overall, YMMV. I wish I got the younger girl but the outcome was the same. Standard NoVa ending, no upsell, playful when in the moment. 70 hr, I dropped 40 for tip because I was torn with the 2 strikes (ruins the experience) and being able to rub on the kitty (OTC). I might be back when the table shower actually works. Overall I would recommend.

[GolfMan57]

I see there is a new place in Fredericksburg, on Rt 3 in the shopping center with Gold's Gym. Has anyone tried it yet? If not, might have to TOFT and report back.

Thanks.

[The Nub]

I don't blame your actions a bit, Nub. My only complaint is that you over-tipped the therapist.

I ran into a similar situation many moons ago. The tip was on the table, under my wallet. But the service was so crappy, and the attitude was so bad, that I stopped her, got off the table, and began to dress. The therapist tried to convince me to get back onto the table, but the mood was already squelched. By then, I had my trousers on, reached over to the table and retrieved my wallet and the entire tip. I left absolutely no tip. Zero. She realized that she should have grabbed the tip when I was getting dressed, but it was too late. I put my shirt and shoes on, and then walked out. On the way out, she shouted an obscenity at me, and I flipped her off in return and vowed NEVER to come back. I gave a brief explanation to the MMS and then left.

Are: are.

I contemplated leaving no tip, but I decided against it and left the 0.2 to avoid the kind of scenario you described at the end; her making a scene. I thought it best to just leave quietly but I did plan on telling Mamasan I was not happy with the service on my way out, unfortunately I did not run into her on my way out. But you all know to avoid Yumi now, so I think my job was done.

[Roamin Roman]

If you visit City, and you draw Yumi, I'd recommend you ask for another therapist. She's lazy and has bad work ethic, I doubt this has anything to do with YMMV, it's just a matter of you being able to put up (and pop) with that lousy service in under a few minutes like she seems to expect.

I don't blame your actions a bit, Nub. My only complaint is that you over-tipped the therapist.

I ran into a similar situation many moons ago. The tip was on the table, under my wallet. But the service was so crappy, and the attitude was so bad, that I stopped her, got off the table, and began to dress. The therapist tried to convince me to get back onto the table, but the mood was already squelched. By then, I had my trousers on, reached over to the table and retrieved my wallet and the entire tip. I left absolutely no tip. Zero. She realized that she should have grabbed the tip when I was getting dressed, but it was too late. I put my shirt and shoes on, and then walked out. On the way out, she shouted an obscenity at me, and I flipped her off in return and vowed NEVER to come back. I gave a brief explanation to the MMS and then left.

Are: are.

[Krakatoa]

I promised a review of Top Therapy, and it's a doozey. The place has new owners and new staff. They've gone to the no-mamasan model, which means your therapist probably will have to leave the room a few times to answer the bell.

I was greeted by T (or Tee or whatever). T is short, chubby, and piggy-faced, but hey, she has personality. She seems to fancy herself a comedian. Limited english doesn't stop her from telling jokes and goofing around. "You all clean now. You no stink (Ha Ha)". "You have small nipples--oh! You a man. (chortle, chortle snort, slaps knees)". The clincher was when I was getting up, she assumed a boxer's stance--dukes up, feet apart, staring into the middle distance like she was posing for a sculpture. I really had no idea what to do with that. I tipped .4, as she did her job, but I hurried out of there.

Top that!

[David Peter]

I lost my patience at this point, politely asked her to stop, got dressed, left 0.2 and walked out.

If you visit City, and you draw Yumi, I'd recommend you ask for another therapist. She's lazy and has bad work ethic, I doubt this has anything to do with YMMV, it's just a matter of you being able to put up (and pop) with that lousy service in under a few minutes like she seems to expect.

Nub, you did a right thing. I met a few with bad attitudes like her. Why giving a tip for that kind of treatment!

[The Nub]

I dreamed that I visited the City, nice enough and clean facility with a shower. I stopped by hoping to draw a well-built, younger therapist I had heard about. Unfortunately my luck of the draw was Yumi, older, stout, unattractive therapist.

Shower was Ok, and the massage was a medium-light rub, which did not do much for my sore muscles. Some feather touch and I flipped. A little more feather touch, and then she asked upfront how much candy I had for her on that Halloween day. Of course, I responded the stard 0.4, she muttered "the minimum...ok." I won't promise more than the standard upfront, but if the therapy is excellent I have no problem throwing in an extra 0.2.

She proceeded with the NoVa anti-stress therapy. She went straight for the target area, not much for build up. Technique was too soft, mechanical and un-energetic but with words of encourgament. I asked her for a little more pressure and energy but she did not seem to be in the mood to oblige. After two or three minutes of her uninspiring therapy she became impatient, and her encouragement turned into orders, she was literally ordering me to release my stress with an attitude. I asked for more pressure again, but she listened only for 30 seconds and back to the therapy being way too soft and mechanical. We are literally just a few minutes into my anti-stress therapy but I guess it was already too long for her, she starts muttering under her breath "Jesus Christ, I can't believe this!" "Next time massage only!" like she's doing me favor and not getting paid for the therapy, while blocking any attempts of roaming.

I lost my patience at this point, politely asked her to stop, got dressed, left 0.2 and walked out.

If you visit City, and you draw Yumi, I'd recommend you ask for another therapist. She's lazy and has bad work ethic, I doubt this has anything to do with YMMV, it's just a matter of you being able to put up (and pop) with that lousy service in under a few minutes like she seems to expect.

[OldCat]

First time poster here, I have read these ads and used the reccomendations for a long time but have never felt the desire to contribute.

I recently visited the new place in Leesburg and had a great massage, I had Laura, cute 20 somthing, as my therapist she is very good at massage 8/10 deffinately the best massage I've had at and AMP. As the eailier poster said no extras, maybe later. I will deffinately return to see this youg lady.

[Skirite Hound]

Went looking for June, found Li-Li instead. Fit and quite shapely. Rather young for providers around here. Good thing they use space heaters; it's getting chilly. Big time roaming on the final stretch. Would repeat.

I am corrected. The new girl at City is "Lily". I get thrown by the accent. Very nicely built. I recommend her.

[Mojo4]

Long time lurker here. Time for me to give a review of River Spa in Centreville. I had been a few times before last night but It had been awhile so I won't go into detail of those trips.

Went last night around 830. Greeted by a short older K lady. Had her once before and she remembered me. Did the hour massage for .8 was ask if I wanted shower. Its a stand up no.

Table shower. She did do a great job making sure the spots the Sun. Don't shine got cleaned. Went back laid on the table. Started on the back. Did the whole walk on back thing which.

Was nice. Got down and finish my back with a bit of teaseing. The flip came a bit too quick but she did not waste anytime getting to the root cause. I was allowed to roam then it went to a THJ with roaming. Relieved and cleaned up dropped .4 on the table and she walked me out. Massage was about a 3/10 and other items were 6/10. Have had a better massage from a younger girl I had once there. Also got shorted 10 mins.

[Ohio4413]

Hope you are well.

I was wondering if you care to share location of this younger technician. I like the younger and shorter but ill take younger around here lately.

Met a new (to me) Massage Technician.- was not the best massage ever, but she understood an hour has 60 minutes.- and was with me all but two of those minutes (two minutes lost getting hot towels at middle and end).

One of the first that I've met that was not in a hurry to the ending.- which lasted more than 20 minutes.

Younger and taller than many, slender (but not "skinny").- made me happy that I stopped today.

This is a forum for sharing.- those that know can PM (I'll not post more identifiable details).

I had a great 60+minutes, but as in all things.

YMMV Alot.

[Ymmv Alot]

Met a new (to me) Massage Technician.- was not the best massage ever, but she understood an hour has 60 minutes.- and was with me all but two of those minutes (two minutes lost getting hot towels at middle and end).

One of the first that I've met that was not in a hurry to the ending.- which lasted more than 20 minutes.

Younger and taller than many, slender (but not "skinny").- made me happy that I stopped today.

This is a forum for sharing.- those that know can PM (I'll not post more identifiable details).

I had a great 60+minutes, but as in all things.

YMMV Alot.

[Skirite Hound]

Went looking for June, found Li-Li instead. Fit and quite shapely. Rather young for providers around here. Good thing they use space heaters; it's getting chilly. Big time roaming on the final stretch. Would repeat.

[Serpico99]

I saw the first few ads and wondered if they were see-girls. They tend to give the best massage IMO, and rarely anything else. They can get a little playful, but that's usually on subsequent trips. The other see-AMPs are charging 60 for the hour, a couple even lower than that (Oakton, Herndon).

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