Strip Club Reports

[The Camel]

Hung out a bunch more to see the girls on stage, and who was available for dances, again the place was packed, and lots of dancers, but many were just chilling out or in the back rooms or against the walls, waiting out the night. There were about 6-8 african american dancers there, of various good looks, who seemed to be almost the only ones going on stage for some reason, and stage dances were again strangely long here, with some girls on stage for almost 10 minutes that night? What the hell. Anyways got one more dance, from a bit drunk latina girl, who immediately offered extras, but she was drunk and smelt bad so I declined, and ended up with a shitty dance. We left after that.

The reason that DV dancers get so much stage time is simply that the stage songs are not tied to the length of lap dances. The length of private lap dances are regulated by the machines, not by what the DJ is playing in the showroom. So the songs don't get cut and the girls get to really work it on stage. This is one of the elements that I really like about the DV clubs that are equipped with the lap dance money machines. In other clubs if the manager decides that they'll be timing lap dances at 2:00, then the girls will only have 4:00 on stage if they perform for 2 songs.

[Blueman22]

Went out with a friend a week a go, wanted to go to Synn, but he insisted on cheap dances at DV, so I relented rather than complain, I mean boobs right? Was pleasantly surprised. I guess this place does have ups and downs, my last post it was awful, this time, there was a pretty good and big crowd of girls. Oddly as a side note, when I arrived around 10 pm, about 3/4 of the patrons were Asian, and the place was filled. There is usually a good mix of patron's ethnicity here, I didn't realize till my friend pointed it out, that basically almost everyone was Asian except us and a few other people. Again this is patrons, not dancers.

It was pretty crowded, and took a bit to get my first dance, from a certainly not in my top 5 choices of girls, but she was available and it was busy so I took it. It was from a South Indian looking girl (though could have been mixed indian-latina maybe?) with medium implants, as soon as we go towards the topless room, she takes me to a backmost booth, and I know the deal with those booths, immediately she grabs and asks to do HJ. It was my first dance of the night, so I didn't take her up on it. Ended up with a full contact half-assed dance and she had awful, awful, rock hard implants. Unfortunately can't remember her name, which sucks, cause I forgot almost my dancers names that day, and should have posted earlier while I still remembered, so sorry.

At this point, its about 11, and half the dances of the huge group from 10 are gone and replaced with other dancers it seems, coming on for the late shift, not quite as good as the first batch. Asian patrons are down to about 1/4 or less at this point, they all left too, maybe they knew something I didn't. Got an full contact but unremarkable dance from an unremarkable girl, after disappointment there, grabbed a big boobed, big assed latina who was just walking by, for a dance. Thought the boobs were real, nope, very bad and off center implants, and her ass was insanely muscular, must be butt implant type ass. I think it was Erica (sp? Nonetheless, good dance, full contact, nice ass, even though kinda fake, awful boobs, medium stick shift, could have asked for extras easily, but didn't.

Hung out a bunch more to see the girls on stage, and who was available for dances, again the place was packed, and lots of dancers, but many were just chilling out or in the back rooms or against the walls, waiting out the night. There were about 6-8 african american dancers there, of various good looks, who seemed to be almost the only ones going on stage for some reason, and stage dances were again strangely long here, with some girls on stage for almost 10 minutes that night? What the hell. Anyways got one more dance, from a bit drunk latina girl, who immediately offered extras, but she was drunk and smelt bad so I declined, and ended up with a shitty dance. We left after that.

[Mykeinla]

Its good to see this thread firing up again and damn what a great post HungerGames! Keep them coming and keep them LONG form. With all the reverence for "seniors" on this site, more often than not it is the new posters who provide the most informative reports if for no other reason that they have fresh energy for posting. I'm seeing a decent amount of good posts from new and lower count posters lately that are at least temporarily energizing these California threads after what seems like months of hibernation.

Its great to see what I've long been expecting finally starting to happen. That is Paradise finally offering more competitive pricing and providing VIP specials for guys like me who would never begin to consider paying the standard $300 plus to get worked over in the VIP. Its just sex for Chrissake! DVCOI has had reasonable VIP prices since it opened, the new Monarch's is reasonable, and this year Paradise's sister club Synn has been very successful offering bargain dances and VIPs on Thursdays and someone there told me that's now extended to Sunday too, but I can't confirm that.

Paradise has been a holdout. But maybe because most of us hold out from paying the preposterous full price for VIP, they are figuring out how the law of supply and demand works for the first time. Extend these promotional prices to all nights and the dollars will be flying with the jizz. And most of us won't even mind adding a decent tip for a good ride. The dancers will take home more money than ever before but yeah, they'll be working harder and maybe get behind on their texting.

I love your description of Shay looking like Jenna Haze without the giant gums. Shay is interesting. Like Jenna in her earlier days at least, she wants to come off as caucasian but if you look hard enough you can see her being latina. I went a couple of rounds with her some months ago but I'd have to read my review of her on Bonedin to remember what happened. I do remember being pleasantly surprised. The prior reviews had warned that she's not very sociable and is businesslike. With that in mind I was able to take her by surprise with my conversational angle and we hit it off. She minimized the commercialism. I do steer away from any mention of money (even as a joke) when talking to these girls cause it does tend to bring out their inner shark. I made a rare night shift visit a couple of weeks ago. I don't know most of the night girls. Most of them couldn't hold a conversation without tossing out a high price menu that I had not solicited. They fail the interview. The day girls are more laid back. One girl was pretty hot top to bottom and we were getting along OK until she realized I wasn't a VIP candidate. She announced that "she's not a prostitute". Then she kind of picked up on the absurdity of her own statement and added even more absurdly, "except when I am a prostitute I need to be very well paid". Reminds me of a few very old jokes.

I'm crazy about Erica. My attractions begin with a beautiful face. I can't come close to agreeing with the harsh criticism she's received on the subject of her face. I don't think she's got a beautiful face, but she's got the exotic feline latina eyes and she can portray female lust with more power than almost any dancer I've ever known. When she's looking at you like that and you know what's coming it definitely piles up bonus points for her visuals! I won't put a Miss Paradise crown on her head but all things considered, she's more than hot enough for me and I'm not all that easy to impress. What makes her dances truly unique and special is she is capable of adding intense GFE elements that are rarely experienced in strip clubs. Its easier to get laid in clubs than to get the kind of passionate ferocious make out that this chica can get locked into. LOL!

The last time I saw her I had come from an earlier stop at DVCOI where my only activity was engaging in hardcore DATY with a very cute young African-American spinner. Not something I'm interested in doing in strip clubs anymore and hell, I don't even enjoy more than a couple of minutes of besitos to the area with a civilian or gf, but this DV girl served it up and it was tasty and I ate heartily. Thing is, I departed for Paradise without even washing my face, rinsing my mouth or chewing a piece of gum or a mint. I am generally not this much of a disgusting pig but I just flat out was on this particular day. I just didn't even think about it until it was too late. Not long after Erica is getting the full measure of my earlier activity at DV when she attacked my face and mouth with shock and awe. Pobrecita!

Hahahaha.

Secondhand cooch ftw!

[The Camel]

So I saw the advertisements for Paradise on Halloween last week that said they were offering $100 VIP's and 25 dollar nudes. Since I started going there this year I have not seen them offer any specials other than the price of admission. So I made sure to plan a trip. Apparently I was not the only one who saw this because when I got there around 3 pm the place was packed. At least a lot more than the norm for a weekday afternoon.

Unfortunately my ATF was not working yesterday, so I decided to make this a talent hunting trip and abandon the VIP idea. And just to clarify, when they offer 25 dollar nudes, the dancers offer 2 for 1's and not the normal 3 for 1. Just be careful on this one. I can see some potential confusion there for regulars thinking their set was cut short.

Anyway, the first girl to approach was Shana. I checked the RTRC on Bonedin and surprisingly no info. She is a tall blonde Latina. Border lining on BBW but completely firm all over. Large all natural see cups. She has a pretty face, but I'm thinking she is in her mid to late 30's. So up close, you can definitely see she is no spring chicken. She Sat. Down and gave me the old rub on top of the shorts and chatted a bit. Thick accent, so every other word from me was, 'what?' I let her know I just got there and wanted to check things out, but she didn't go away like normal when a dancer is told this. She just kept rubbing away. This technique worked because after a couple stage shows we were on our way to the booths. This chick is very, very sensual. As a matter of fact, she was definitely the best dance set of the day for me! FFZ up top and bottom, FIV, and a little HJ action as well. She took it slow, which I prefer a dancer to do, and this made it all the better. The one problem I had was she asked for a tip at the end. The dance was so good; so I was going to tip her anyway. I just wasn't a fan of her asking for it.

I Sat. Back down for a good while, and I finally saw the famous Erica. I have heard the stories and wanted to see for myself. I can see what they are saying on Bonedin about her face. The years of dancing are starting to take there toll. On a side note, I saw her sister, and she looks a lot younger and fresh faced. The rest of the descriptions about Erica are spot on. Very petite spinner with large implants. Incredible grind in the back with a little under the shorts HJ. I get the feeling that if I asked, there could have been extras, but I got very turned off when I felt her breasts. I don't know if anyone has covered this, but when you feel her boobs, they don't feel like boobs. You're basically grabbing implant bags. And the problem is, they feel like implant bags! This girl has 0 fat on her, so it stands to reason that any natural boobs she may have been long gone from so much working out. All that is left are pure implants. This is a no go for me. After 2 sets I thanked her and Sat. Back down. No tip. Also, I should mention that I saw her stage show later, and she does this really cool Shakira routine. For a place that is known for half ass stage shows, this was a real gem.

After a while I wanted to wrap things up, so I went with my back up plan since my ATF wasn't there. I was thinking my best options were, Harmony (who looked pretty damn good by the way), Sativa, or Shay. Out of the 3 Shay was the hottest, and the first one to approach. I figured I would finish things off with her since she is one of the hottest girls working at this club IMHO. She looks very similar to Jenna Haze but with bottle blonde hair and without the giant gums. She is in damn good shape with be cups. Unfortunately I should have taken the warnings about her being business like more seriously. For example, I sometimes tell a dancer I am ready to spend all of my money on her, to flatter them. I normally get back something like "Aww, how sweet", or "You know just what to say to a girl". With this one I got back "How much do ya got? This probably should have been a red flag, but she is so hot, I went for it anyway. We went back to the booth, and it was just awkward. FFZ up top, but NFZ down below. She did go for the HJ, but she kept positioning herself for any kind of defense she could come up with. I wasn't trying to do too much, but it was obvious she was not really into it. So this just kind of turned me off. Should have negotiated up front. She said she normally works one day a week because she is an LVN as a day job, so I guess she does not really need to provide too much. Even though she is hot, I don't think I will repeat with her. I will just stick with my ATF.

Also, I want to add that they will be starting $100 VIP's on Wednesdays starting next week. So for any regular PL's to this place, you are probably going to have to re-evaluate your visiting schedules.

Sorry for the length of this, but I wanted to be as informative as possible.

Its good to see this thread firing up again and damn what a great post HungerGames! Keep them coming and keep them LONG form. With all the reverence for "seniors" on this site, more often than not it is the new posters who provide the most informative reports if for no other reason that they have fresh energy for posting. I'm seeing a decent amount of good posts from new and lower count posters lately that are at least temporarily energizing these California threads after what seems like months of hibernation.

Its great to see what I've long been expecting finally starting to happen. That is Paradise finally offering more competitive pricing and providing VIP specials for guys like me who would never begin to consider paying the standard $300 plus to get worked over in the VIP. Its just sex for Chrissake! DVCOI has had reasonable VIP prices since it opened, the new Monarch's is reasonable, and this year Paradise's sister club Synn has been very successful offering bargain dances and VIPs on Thursdays and someone there told me that's now extended to Sunday too, but I can't confirm that.

Paradise has been a holdout. But maybe because most of us hold out from paying the preposterous full price for VIP, they are figuring out how the law of supply and demand works for the first time. Extend these promotional prices to all nights and the dollars will be flying with the jizz. And most of us won't even mind adding a decent tip for a good ride. The dancers will take home more money than ever before but yeah, they'll be working harder and maybe get behind on their texting.

I love your description of Shay looking like Jenna Haze without the giant gums. Shay is interesting. Like Jenna in her earlier days at least, she wants to come off as caucasian but if you look hard enough you can see her being latina. I went a couple of rounds with her some months ago but I'd have to read my review of her on Bonedin to remember what happened. I do remember being pleasantly surprised. The prior reviews had warned that she's not very sociable and is businesslike. With that in mind I was able to take her by surprise with my conversational angle and we hit it off. She minimized the commercialism. I do steer away from any mention of money (even as a joke) when talking to these girls cause it does tend to bring out their inner shark. I made a rare night shift visit a couple of weeks ago. I don't know most of the night girls. Most of them couldn't hold a conversation without tossing out a high price menu that I had not solicited. They fail the interview. The day girls are more laid back. One girl was pretty hot top to bottom and we were getting along OK until she realized I wasn't a VIP candidate. She announced that "she's not a prostitute". Then she kind of picked up on the absurdity of her own statement and added even more absurdly, "except when I am a prostitute I need to be very well paid". Reminds me of a few very old jokes.

I'm crazy about Erica. My attractions begin with a beautiful face. I can't come close to agreeing with the harsh criticism she's received on the subject of her face. I don't think she's got a beautiful face, but she's got the exotic feline latina eyes and she can portray female lust with more power than almost any dancer I've ever known. When she's looking at you like that and you know what's coming it definitely piles up bonus points for her visuals! I won't put a Miss Paradise crown on her head but all things considered, she's more than hot enough for me and I'm not all that easy to impress. What makes her dances truly unique and special is she is capable of adding intense GFE elements that are rarely experienced in strip clubs. Its easier to get laid in clubs than to get the kind of passionate ferocious make out that this chica can get locked into. LOL!

The last time I saw her I had come from an earlier stop at DVCOI where my only activity was engaging in hardcore DATY with a very cute young African-American spinner. Not something I'm interested in doing in strip clubs anymore and hell, I don't even enjoy more than a couple of minutes of besitos to the area with a civilian or gf, but this DV girl served it up and it was tasty and I ate heartily. Thing is, I departed for Paradise without even washing my face, rinsing my mouth or chewing a piece of gum or a mint. I am generally not this much of a disgusting pig but I just flat out was on this particular day. I just didn't even think about it until it was too late. Not long after Erica is getting the full measure of my earlier activity at DV when she attacked my face and mouth with shock and awe. Pobrecita!

[HungerGames34]

So I saw the advertisements for Paradise on Halloween last week that said they were offering $100 VIP's and 25 dollar nudes. Since I started going there this year I have not seen them offer any specials other than the price of admission. So I made sure to plan a trip. Apparently I was not the only one who saw this because when I got there around 3 pm the place was packed. At least a lot more than the norm for a weekday afternoon.

Unfortunately my ATF was not working yesterday, so I decided to make this a talent hunting trip and abandon the VIP idea. And just to clarify, when they offer 25 dollar nudes, the dancers offer 2 for 1's and not the normal 3 for 1. Just be careful on this one. I can see some potential confusion there for regulars thinking their set was cut short.

Anyway, the first girl to approach was Shana. I checked the RTRC on Bonedin and surprisingly no info. She is a tall blonde Latina. Border lining on BBW but completely firm all over. Large all natural see cups. She has a pretty face, but I'm thinking she is in her mid to late 30's. So up close, you can definitely see she is no spring chicken. She Sat. Down and gave me the old rub on top of the shorts and chatted a bit. Thick accent, so every other word from me was, 'what?' I let her know I just got there and wanted to check things out, but she didn't go away like normal when a dancer is told this. She just kept rubbing away. This technique worked because after a couple stage shows we were on our way to the booths. This chick is very, very sensual. As a matter of fact, she was definitely the best dance set of the day for me! FFZ up top and bottom, FIV, and a little HJ action as well. She took it slow, which I prefer a dancer to do, and this made it all the better. The one problem I had was she asked for a tip at the end. The dance was so good; so I was going to tip her anyway. I just wasn't a fan of her asking for it.

I Sat. Back down for a good while, and I finally saw the famous Erica. I have heard the stories and wanted to see for myself. I can see what they are saying on Bonedin about her face. The years of dancing are starting to take there toll. On a side note, I saw her sister, and she looks a lot younger and fresh faced. The rest of the descriptions about Erica are spot on. Very petite spinner with large implants. Incredible grind in the back with a little under the shorts HJ. I get the feeling that if I asked, there could have been extras, but I got very turned off when I felt her breasts. I don't know if anyone has covered this, but when you feel her boobs, they don't feel like boobs. You're basically grabbing implant bags. And the problem is, they feel like implant bags! This girl has 0 fat on her, so it stands to reason that any natural boobs she may have been long gone from so much working out. All that is left are pure implants. This is a no go for me. After 2 sets I thanked her and Sat. Back down. No tip. Also, I should mention that I saw her stage show later, and she does this really cool Shakira routine. For a place that is known for half ass stage shows, this was a real gem.

After a while I wanted to wrap things up, so I went with my back up plan since my ATF wasn't there. I was thinking my best options were, Harmony (who looked pretty damn good by the way), Sativa, or Shay. Out of the 3 Shay was the hottest, and the first one to approach. I figured I would finish things off with her since she is one of the hottest girls working at this club IMHO. She looks very similar to Jenna Haze but with bottle blonde hair and without the giant gums. She is in damn good shape with be cups. Unfortunately I should have taken the warnings about her being business like more seriously. For example, I sometimes tell a dancer I am ready to spend all of my money on her, to flatter them. I normally get back something like "Aww, how sweet", or "You know just what to say to a girl". With this one I got back "How much do ya got? This probably should have been a red flag, but she is so hot, I went for it anyway. We went back to the booth, and it was just awkward. FFZ up top, but NFZ down below. She did go for the HJ, but she kept positioning herself for any kind of defense she could come up with. I wasn't trying to do too much, but it was obvious she was not really into it. So this just kind of turned me off. Should have negotiated up front. She said she normally works one day a week because she is an LVN as a day job, so I guess she does not really need to provide too much. Even though she is hot, I don't think I will repeat with her. I will just stick with my ATF.

Also, I want to add that they will be starting $100 VIP's on Wednesdays starting next week. So for any regular PL's to this place, you are probably going to have to re-evaluate your visiting schedules.

Sorry for the length of this, but I wanted to be as informative as possible.

[PJams]

Hey fellas, Me and a few buddies are going to be heading to either DV or Paradise during the daytime one of these upcoming Fridays as a sort of "pre-warm up" before we all head to Vegas together. I've always been a DV guy simply because it is such a great deal, but it really seems to me after reading many of the previous posts that Paradise is definitely more well known across the board with the strippers that they give more than just dances. It seems like only a small portion of the girls at DV would offer extras. What do you guys think, Should I head to Paradise for guaranteed extras or stick with DV? Also, how much should I be looking to spend at Paradise for extras and a few dances?

Thanks for any input guys.

Once you do an afternoon at Paradise. You'll say f Vegas. Trust me, don't even go...spend you cash at COI instead. You'll know just how robbed you got in Vegas onthe way back.

[Member #4464]

Hey fellas, Me and a few buddies are going to be heading to either DV or Paradise during the daytime one of these upcoming Fridays as a sort of "pre-warm up" before we all head to Vegas together. I've always been a DV guy simply because it is such a great deal, but it really seems to me after reading many of the previous posts that Paradise is definitely more well known across the board with the strippers that they give more than just dances. It seems like only a small portion of the girls at DV would offer extras. What do you guys think, Should I head to Paradise for guaranteed extras or stick with DV? Also, how much should I be looking to spend at Paradise for extras and a few dances?

Thanks for any input guys.

[Blueman22]

Got to disagree.

If you put the top five head to head (no pun intended) between DVCOI and Synn, most guys will go with Synn these days.

Try Synn on a Thursday day shift or night. Dance prices are cut and a 15 minute VIP for $75.

Good to know, I'll check it out again sometime soon, been a while since I went in there, last few times were pretty low quality and I got over it, worth another shot I suppose then.

[R Dawg714]

Got to disagree.

If you put the top five head to head (no pun intended) between DVCOI and Synn, most guys will go with Synn these days.

Try Synn on a Thursday day shift or night. Dance prices are cut and a 15 minute VIP for $75.

Stay Up,

Are Dawg.

Stopped by DVCOI recently at night, the line up was pretty poor. Maybe 20 girls working, and less than half falling in the even acceptable range, which is disappointing considering this is usually a spot for the better looking ladies in the area, especially compared to Paradise or Synn. Got a dance by a big boobed latina girl in topless (3 for 2) who's name I never got, full contact immediately and plenty of stick shifting. Watched the ladies on stage for a while and kept getting let down as none of the better looking ladies were getting on the stage, and since the stage dances go so long here, if you get a few bad ones in a row it sucks. (Does anyone know why they go so long? About every 2 dancers, the waitress would get on stage for like 5-10 minutes, there were about 10 working, mostly much more attractive than the dancers. It was becoming a long night of seeing unattractive ladies. Grabbed a couple more dances qucikly with whatever dancer was coming around at the time, one ok, one meh, was over it and went home.

Don't know if its been posted or not, but in my journeys here and talks with the ladies, I'm pretty confident dances are always 3 for 2, regardless of if the blue light special is announced and on, its just how the machines work. Can anyone else confirm this?

[The Camel]

Stopped by DVCOI recently at night, the line up was pretty poor. Maybe 20 girls working, and less than half falling in the even acceptable range, which is disappointing considering this is usually a spot for the better looking ladies in the area, especially compared to Paradise or Synn. Got a dance by a big boobed latina girl in topless (3 for 2) who's name I never got, full contact immediately and plenty of stick shifting. Watched the ladies on stage for a while and kept getting let down as none of the better looking ladies were getting on the stage, and since the stage dances go so long here, if you get a few bad ones in a row it sucks. (Does anyone know why they go so long? About every 2 dancers, the waitress would get on stage for like 5-10 minutes, there were about 10 working, mostly much more attractive than the dancers. It was becoming a long night of seeing unattractive ladies. Grabbed a couple more dances qucikly with whatever dancer was coming around at the time, one ok, one meh, was over it and went home.

Don't know if its been posted or not, but in my journeys here and talks with the ladies, I'm pretty confident dances are always 3 for 2, regardless of if the blue light special is announced and on, its just how the machines work. Can anyone else confirm this?

If you go on Mondays the topless dances are 3 for 2 all day. Otherwise, only during blue lights as far as I have seen, but as you observed, the blue lights happen very frequently. Close to 50% of the time if not more often. I find this club to be wildly up and down as to talent and mileage and also believe that day shifts are much better for mileage as is generally true in strip clubs. There are fewer dancers and you don't expect the hotness quotient to equal the night shift, but there has usually been enough happy surprises waiting in the wings, and it doesn't cost much to sample. I've hardly been there lately but when I have I see an entrenched group of amazingly cute spinners working days who are better left to the voyeuristic pleasure of watching them on stage. Generally very poor choices for the dance booths. But I usually find a known sure thing fave or a happy surprise and rarely leave unsatisfied.

[Blueman22]

Stopped by DVCOI recently at night, the line up was pretty poor. Maybe 20 girls working, and less than half falling in the even acceptable range, which is disappointing considering this is usually a spot for the better looking ladies in the area, especially compared to Paradise or Synn. Got a dance by a big boobed latina girl in topless (3 for 2) who's name I never got, full contact immediately and plenty of stick shifting. Watched the ladies on stage for a while and kept getting let down as none of the better looking ladies were getting on the stage, and since the stage dances go so long here, if you get a few bad ones in a row it sucks. (Does anyone know why they go so long? About every 2 dancers, the waitress would get on stage for like 5-10 minutes, there were about 10 working, mostly much more attractive than the dancers. It was becoming a long night of seeing unattractive ladies. Grabbed a couple more dances qucikly with whatever dancer was coming around at the time, one ok, one meh, was over it and went home.

Don't know if its been posted or not, but in my journeys here and talks with the ladies, I'm pretty confident dances are always 3 for 2, regardless of if the blue light special is announced and on, its just how the machines work. Can anyone else confirm this?

[Hornyag]

Into and out.

You put out the best reports here, it is a shame to see you go but I can understand.

Have fun out there!

[Into N Out]

I'm taking a break from reports.

Even this report will get copied and pasted.

It all goes here: www.zbone.com/profile/datybj

Because the author of that profile has no life, and I probably fucked the girl he had a make-believe relationship with.

Not sure if zbone is behind it, or if it truly is a totally pathetic guy, but ya. It's not a bot, it's some guy who presses control-see and control-v in between jerk-off sessions to gay porn.

Goodbye for now. I'll still lurk around, so if you want to chat, pm me.

[CookieLover2]

It doesn't hurt to try. She said she wouldn't fuck just anyone.

Dats what they all say; $ talks

[Into N Out]

What about older skinny guys?

It doesn't hurt to try. She said she wouldn't fuck just anyone.