Massage Parlor Reports

[AncientOne]

WOW.

I have been to quite a few places around town, mostly AMPs, and have had hit or miss experiences, but nothing like Lux $a.

I drove down for an appt based on the ad here. I have heard good reports in general about the place. I walked in, the atmosphere was professional, and actually very nice. Ok, I thought, a good sign. The receptionist was pleasant, and confirmed that I wanted a 1 hr appt. I plunked down my .5 and a gorgeous young hispanic girl in a schoolgirl costume was right there and so I picked her.

We went into the room which again was clean and nicely appointed. This is when the red flags started going up. But alas gentlemen, as often happens, thinking with the little head I foraged ahead.

Red flag #1: before anything goes on at all, she asks if this is my first time here, I answered, yes and very abruptly she says, ok .8 for the massage with clothes, 1.0 for undies and massage, and 1.4 for nude.

I opted at first for lingerie, and off came the little micro skirt. (so that's what I get for the extra .2?) okkkkkk.

So after about 5 minutes of some light rubbing with LOTS of cold lotion, she asks me to turn over. (Keep in mind I had just dropped .5 at the door for an hour).

I turn over and little head is thinking again and says hell what's .4, go ahead and be nude. She strips quickly and proceeds with a quick handshake.

She is really pretty hot with perfect bolt-ons, so I am finished off pretty quick.

She wipes me down and I turn back over, expecting maybe at least a lame attempt at a massage. I even said something about a knot in my leg and she responded, that she doesn't do massage. Wait, what!

She gives a half ass attempt for about 2 minutes and says, ok we are all done.

All told for my "hour" "massage" I am there a total of 22 minutes.

I left 1.1 and needed to grab another .3 from the car for the upgrade, and she asks me for my phone. I explained that I don't give out my phone ever, and she said that she just doesn't do "trust".

Mind you, my car is parked like 30 feet from the front door and the owner is standing out front on her phone. I simply said, "you can have your boss watch me so I can go to the vehicle and grab the extra .30." which I did and came back and handed her 1.0 she then said ok, here is your .6 back. Normally I would be like, ok whatever, but at this point I said, "I think you mean .7" she quickly corrected herself and gave me the correct change.

Overall, Lux $a could be great, but I am sorry, 1.9 for a 15 handshake is just not even close to reasonable.

Thank you SO much for that review! I too favor the Latina flavor over the Asian flavor and also almost pulled the trigger numerous times to visit Luxsa but not now! For half of what you paid I get some serious massage and HE form independent massage providers in this town.

[Xinyl]

WOW.

I have been to quite a few places around town, mostly AMPs, and have had hit or miss experiences, but nothing like Lux $a.

I drove down for an appt based on the ad here. I have heard good reports in general about the place. I walked in, the atmosphere was professional, and actually very nice. Ok, I thought, a good sign. The receptionist was pleasant, and confirmed that I wanted a 1 hr appt. I plunked down my .5 and a gorgeous young hispanic girl in a schoolgirl costume was right there and so I picked her.

We went into the room which again was clean and nicely appointed. This is when the red flags started going up. But alas gentlemen, as often happens, thinking with the little head I foraged ahead.

Red flag #1: before anything goes on at all, she asks if this is my first time here, I answered, yes and very abruptly she says, ok .8 for the massage with clothes, 1.0 for undies and massage, and 1.4 for nude.

I opted at first for lingerie, and off came the little micro skirt. (so that's what I get for the extra .2?) okkkkkk.

So after about 5 minutes of some light rubbing with LOTS of cold lotion, she asks me to turn over. (Keep in mind I had just dropped .5 at the door for an hour).

I turn over and little head is thinking again and says hell what's .4, go ahead and be nude. She strips quickly and proceeds with a quick handshake.

She is really pretty hot with perfect bolt-ons, so I am finished off pretty quick.

She wipes me down and I turn back over, expecting maybe at least a lame attempt at a massage. I even said something about a knot in my leg and she responded, that she doesn't do massage. Wait, what!

She gives a half ass attempt for about 2 minutes and says, ok we are all done.

All told for my "hour" "massage" I am there a total of 22 minutes.

I left 1.1 and needed to grab another .3 from the car for the upgrade, and she asks me for my phone. I explained that I don't give out my phone ever, and she said that she just doesn't do "trust".

Mind you, my car is parked like 30 feet from the front door and the owner is standing out front on her phone. I simply said, "you can have your boss watch me so I can go to the vehicle and grab the extra .30." which I did and came back and handed her 1.0 she then said ok, here is your .6 back. Normally I would be like, ok whatever, but at this point I said, "I think you mean .7" she quickly corrected herself and gave me the correct change.

Thanks for the solid review.

Overall, Lux $a could be great, but I am sorry, 1.9 for a 15 handshake is just not even close to reasonable.

Thanks for the solid review.

I have been reading the traffic on Luxsa since they have been operating now. I even PMed a SM a while ago to get some type of indication of the operations and menu. After reading what he told me and seeing this I knew my thoughts were correct. I absolutely love going to AMPs, but after several similar experiences like this at non-asian MPs I made it policy to never patron those establishments. As a rule they always want to provide less and receive more. I am not surprised at all by this review, the haggling over prices is an instant turn-of, not to mention you're only talking about lower tier menu items anyway. Followed by the blatant disregard for the entire hour that was supposed to be serviced just screams give me your $ and get out! Great way to show ones repeated enthusiasm for reliable, established, and professional service. This coupled with the entitlement attitude from the non-asian providers will always be the downfall of this corner of the hobby. I'm sure there will be some witty reply from management stating how "this type of conduct is rare and unacceptable blah blah blah"..."we strive to...more blah." I'm just really glad I never strolled into this place, I was very close to pulling the trigger a few times.

[Jimhatz]

WOW.

I have been to quite a few places around town, mostly AMPs, and have had hit or miss experiences, but nothing like Lux $a.

All told for my "hour" "massage" I am there a total of 22 minutes.

Overall, Lux $a could be great, but I am sorry, 1.9 for a 15 handshake is just not even close to reasonable.

Let's see how Luxsa respond to this report. I have never been here but I guess the girls are really sexy and for that a lot of mongers are willing to drop $140 tip for a nude HJ and then some have the nerves to complain if a worker at an AMP ask for a $80 for the same with most times a better massage. I know many of you monger have deep pockets but $190-200 total for a weak massage and HJ is a lot. For $200 you get a sexy escort and have her give you a weak behind massage and even if you don't do FS she could give you a HJ or BJ with FIV.

[FashionMr]

WOW.

I have been to quite a few places around town, mostly AMPs, and have had hit or miss experiences, but nothing like Lux $a.

I drove down for an appt based on the ad here. I have heard good reports in general about the place. I walked in, the atmosphere was professional, and actually very nice. Ok, I thought, a good sign. The receptionist was pleasant, and confirmed that I wanted a 1 hr appt. I plunked down my .5 and a gorgeous young hispanic girl in a schoolgirl costume was right there and so I picked her.

We went into the room which again was clean and nicely appointed. This is when the red flags started going up. But alas gentlemen, as often happens, thinking with the little head I foraged ahead.

Red flag #1: before anything goes on at all, she asks if this is my first time here, I answered, yes and very abruptly she says, ok .8 for the massage with clothes, 1.0 for undies and massage, and 1.4 for nude.

I opted at first for lingerie, and off came the little micro skirt. (so that's what I get for the extra .2?) okkkkkk.

So after about 5 minutes of some light rubbing with LOTS of cold lotion, she asks me to turn over. (Keep in mind I had just dropped .5 at the door for an hour).

I turn over and little head is thinking again and says hell what's .4, go ahead and be nude. She strips quickly and proceeds with a quick handshake.

She is really pretty hot with perfect bolt-ons, so I am finished off pretty quick.

She wipes me down and I turn back over, expecting maybe at least a lame attempt at a massage. I even said something about a knot in my leg and she responded, that she doesn't do massage. Wait, what!

She gives a half ass attempt for about 2 minutes and says, ok we are all done.

All told for my "hour" "massage" I am there a total of 22 minutes.

I left 1.1 and needed to grab another .3 from the car for the upgrade, and she asks me for my phone. I explained that I don't give out my phone ever, and she said that she just doesn't do "trust".

Mind you, my car is parked like 30 feet from the front door and the owner is standing out front on her phone. I simply said, "you can have your boss watch me so I can go to the vehicle and grab the extra .30." which I did and came back and handed her 1.0 she then said ok, here is your .6 back. Normally I would be like, ok whatever, but at this point I said, "I think you mean .7" she quickly corrected herself and gave me the correct change.

Overall, Lux $a could be great, but I am sorry, 1.9 for a 15 handshake is just not even close to reasonable.

[Member #4882]

All you mongers that go to Luxsa should thank ADMIN! And the me of course. Natasha that is a great benefit offer! No you LUXSA mongers go take pics and post them!

Just trying to help save time for those that are slow like me.

Natasha's reply to the issue is in "Escort Classified Ads. Posted by Escorts. No Reviews or Commentary", post 3077.

[Fun887]

I went to Park Ave Spa last week and enjoyed a session with Camelia (spelling? Very nice Latin lady, great body, provided a good service, she allowed my hands to freely roam. I will definitely return. I went in the afternoon. 30 min session was $, and I gave her a tip. Very discreet location which was an added bonus. I would imagine they would stay under the radar with this type of location. Glad to provide add'l details.

[Soirbh]

I have responded to the issue of our pictures. The Admin has placed the response in the Classified Section if any of the members would like to take the time to see my response.

Thanks you!

Natasha

Just trying to help save time for those that are slow like me.

Natasha's reply to the issue is in "Escort Classified Ads. Posted by Escorts. No Reviews or Commentary", post 3077.

[Laharvardkid]

What exactly is up with that hand!? I was there about a month back and she had her thumb all bandaged up...kinda freaked me about because I know that it's possible to get good old herp on the fingers, in which case I don't want to be getting rubbed by that hand. She said it was from an accident, but seems odd to me to still be going on now. Probably just being paranoid but I like my hands to be soft and unblemished.

Went there last month, have known her for years following her here and there. I got the "not working today but you can try ... ... Was average at best. I think she may be trying to move into management only. IMHO.

Laharvardkid.

[Jollyman]

I had a bit of extra time during my afternoon lunch break this last weekend and decided to try Panda Express. It has been a while since it appears anyone has commented on their menu and service. Well I was lucky enough to be served by a new very petite long haired beauty named Happy. Well it had been a while since stopping off here for lunch but must say the menu hasn't changed a bit, or maybe a bit better. Had my fill of sushi before moving on to dishing out the main course. Although initially a bit nervous, Happy was very vocal in letting me know how she likes her customers to act. A little too vocal, but luckily no other customers were hungry at that time of day. Will definitely repeat.

[Member #4881]

I have responded to the issue of our pictures. The Admin has placed the response in the Classified Section if any of the members would like to take the time to see my response.

Thanks you!

Natasha

Just a comment.. Even if the pics are not real, doesn't the client get to look at the girl's picture at the door before they walk in? If it's not the girl he wants then he can leave before paying. The problem is with the bait and switch girls when you are seeking FS.

[Luxsa123]

I have responded to the issue of our pictures. The Admin has placed the response in the Classified Section if any of the members would like to take the time to see my response.

Thanks you!

Natasha

I agree. Luxsa has always used an admixture of real and fake photos (as I assume quite a few advertisers do). There were always some real photos of Tori although I believe she might have moved on. With a physique as amazing as Selena's, I'm not sure why Natasha wouldn't just post legit body shots (although there might be a recognizable tattoo issue there come to think about). If that's the case, Photoshop's clone function is a beautiful thing. God I'm gad we didn't have tattoos, youtube, instagram, and facebook when I was young and stupid.

[SpikeFL]

To all massage providers: Please stop using lotions. They usually have a strong smell, get sticky and often give a burning sensation. A silicone lubricant is much more effective. No odor, a teaspoon will do the job and no irritation.

Amen to that!

[Overthepond13]

And my ATF lady was there. Jeanie. I guess Jeanie was not "working the table" but only the front desk (injury to hand?) so I asked her for Stephanie and she flipped out. "Why all these guys come in here asking for Stephanie?" "NO STEPHANIE HERE" She was pretty emphatic about it. I told her it that Stephanie at Magic was highly recommended on a web site and she says "must be a different Magic Spa". Not saying the The Nuts is Nuts but what gives?

What exactly is up with that hand!? I was there about a month back and she had her thumb all bandaged up...kinda freaked me about because I know that it's possible to get good old herp on the fingers, in which case I don't want to be getting rubbed by that hand. She said it was from an accident, but seems odd to me to still be going on now. Probably just being paranoid but I like my hands to be soft and unblemished.

[Spacemanfl]

To all massage providers: Please stop using lotions. They usually have a strong smell, get sticky and often give a burning sensation. A silicone lubricant is much more effective. No odor, a teaspoon will do the job and no irritation.

[AncientOne]

Based on a previous review, I made an early day appointment with Stephanie. Standard rate for the hour. My dream started on time and was amazing. Stephanie is in her 30's in my opinion but looks in her 20's. Great body! Full roaming allowed and seemed welcomed. No fiv. During the table shower everything was addressed. I mean everything!! Ts was the best I've had. Her massage was ok. 7/10. She got me good and relaxed. On the flip I dreamed she went straight for the big guy! Her technique was honestly superb!! 9/10. But her eye contact and dirty talk was even better. 10/10. I dreamt she multi-tasked a little rimming and stroking at the same time. Previously a 9 now a 10/10. Wow! Well played Stephanie! That was it for me. She gave me a ton of compliments on the way out and even a nice kiss on the lips. No extras, I really tried. No dice. Hope this helps gents. I will def be repeating.

The nuts

And my ATF lady was there. Jeanie. I guess Jeanie was not "working the table" but only the front desk (injury to hand?) so I asked her for Stephanie and she flipped out. "Why all these guys come in here asking for Stephanie?" "NO STEPHANIE HERE" She was pretty emphatic about it. I told her it that Stephanie at Magic was highly recommended on a web site and she says "must be a different Magic Spa". Not saying the The Nuts is Nuts but what gives?