Strip Club Reports

[Member #4934]

People like to say how BT's has changed, but having not visited in about a year, I'm here to tell you that it's exactly how I remember it. This was my first weekend visit, but it was very similar to the normal weekday visits.

I arrived to see the valet lot almost full, as usual. When I got inside, there were only 5-6 guys sitting at the bar. I took my usual booth and watched the stage show. I believe 5 girls were there just past opening (2 pm), and about 4 more showed up around 3:30 pm.

If you don't know this already, early in the shift, dancers don't socialize much. They usually spend the first hour "getting loose." That's fine with me, as I just watch them come off stage, then approach them directly or ask the waitress to send then over.

I have to be honest in my ratings, but the talent was hit and miss, as usual. 6 White, 2 multi-racial Black, 1 Latina. Two were noticeable overweight (1 blond who wore it better), two were very skinny, and the rest were "good sizes for day shift". So the big girls were a 5 and a 6, the rest were 7's. The 7's varied by nice face, but mediocre bodies; or nice bodies with way too many crappy tattoos and okay faces.

I always like to get the girls right after they come on shift, so I decided to choose M*why. She had huge, natural DDs on a nice frame. She could use a little trimming up, but I liked her size combined with her ass-length red hair. After further review she did have a ton of poorly done ink, but her huge hangers had me sold.

I bought a few drinks and some shots. The new blond MILF Shot Girl had me smitten, so it was nice sitting with the two girls for a while. I dropped probably $60 in drinks, $12 in stage tips, plus $10 on valet. Surely I could have been cheaper, but this is pretty much how I roll.

After a while I decided to start negotiations with M*why. She knew what I wanted and she indicated the menu was open, except for Greek, plus coverage for insertion. That was no problem for me, so I offered a see note. She said sure, but gave me a song limit. I told her I needed at least 30 minutes, so she wanted more. I told her to make a counter offer and she came up with $.50. I said "it's a deal.

Went went back and I paid the $20 bouncer tax. Go a nice large booth, and got right to work. We discussed everything I wanted before going back, so she just needed cues from me. Started out with a nice warmup dance, followed by some mutual standing groping. I undressed her slowly (had her keep on the heels) and got some nice DFK.

During negotiations I requested DATY, and she said I would be her first I the club. She only had it done once in her life and didn't really enjoy it. I told her I would give her $50 extra if I didn't satisfy her. M*why liked this challenge very much. So I laid her down and got her to pop in two songs. She pulled my hair and moaned way too loud. I'm sure anybody else getting a dance heard her over the loud music.

After the pop I got my praise and undressed for a BBBJ. I'll give it to her, M*why had nice skills. After a song of this I Sat. Down, rolled on the cover and got some RCG. She did a great job of riding hard, so I asked her to play with her fantastic tits while I watched in the mirror. She tweaked the shit out of her nipples!

I then had her to spin around to CG, and I asked her to flick the bean while she rode. I worked the hell out of her huge knockers and tongued her nipples until she popped again and collapsed onto me.

After this I requested doggy and pounded her for all I was worth. I should have taken more time, but between poking her uterus, her squeezing her PC muscles, and the feeling of her grapefruits in my hands, I popped hard myself! M*why did a great job of moving her ass around as I finished. It felt so good!

I wish I had the time and money to go back soon, I'm still a big fan of BT's!

[Passenger]

Shawna at CF's is not a Brunette, but yet a short haired Blonde.

Also, she is not Stacked, but has some very nice Bitty Titties with very responsive Nipples.

I have not seen her in weeks, so maybe she is in Rehab.

Plan on hitting CF's sometime soon, so will investigate and report back.

I stopped in there today on a whim; parking lot was damn near empty, but I figured that I would grab a cold one and see if Shawna was around. Didn't take long to find out as she was on stage within minutes of my arrival. There were only two other girls working, didn't catch their names, but they were both blonde and looked as if they were on the Lions practice squad for right and left guard. Tipped Shawna and she remembered me and asked if I wanted company. I said yes and she finished her set, went outside for a smoke and then we went in back. Got the same rate as before one Benjamin for BBBJ and FS. Little rushed as she said it was tough with only three dancers to spend much time. She still did a good pogo-stick ride and I left happy and a few ounces lighter.

[Xiiilll]

Had another great day drinking at H8's and having Deanna let me shoot all over. Great Monday.

[TenderMan]

Heading to D-town next week from GR, what is a good early afternoon club to visit? Will need to be heading out of town by 3 pm.

I like Players in the afternoon. See "Jessie" good looking brunette with a nice body who will treat you right. All natural.

[ZzzDamm]

Heading to D-town next week from GR, what is a good early afternoon club to visit? Will need to be heading out of town by 3 pm.

[Horn Dog Too]

Rolled into Bogart's about 11:00 last night (Saturday) and the place was rockin'. Packed with patrons and at least 15 dancers. I found a seat at the end of the bar near the kitchen and ordered my beer. Prices have been reported and debated, but 13 bux for entry and beer with tip. Pretty standard for any of the 4 Hamilton clubs.

With that many patrons I didn't think I'd get much action but boy was I wrong. About 10 minutes in I was approached by a spinner who was on stage when I came in, very cute girl but not my type as she had about a gallon of ink and a pound of piercings. She did give me a nice handshake and "maybe later" when I said "no thanks". Then came Renee, a beautiful long haired brunette, with a real pretty rack and beautiful smile. A real nice handshake and short conversation, but I also said no thanks to her as I wasn't quite ready. However, I would very much like to try her in the future. Then 10 minutes later up came Miami, THE MILF I've seen and fantasized about on a couple of previous visits. She came up and gave me the best advertizing I've had in quite a while. I told her how much I had to work with and she honestly told me that for 3 jacks she could give me two "swallow me whole" songs and I just couldn't see why not. Even if I didn't nut just seeing her up close and personal would be worth it. I am only going to say... The woman has got serious skills!! Rolled my eyes back and left me weak in the knees. Guess I'm going to have to marry her. LOL!

Will I repeat? Oh yeah!!

[Swanzeman]

Any info on Izzy that works at bt executive club. Dies she offer extras? She looks hot and I think she would be a treat. Pm me if you prefer.

[Jules Jordan]

I arrived at 10:00 there were about 12 dancers (some 8's, mostly 7's, and a few 6's) with about 24 customers. The waitresses were dressed up in Halloween outfits and a few of them looked smoking hot. After an hour of hanging out I ended up negotiating FS with Cali (20 years old, white, blonde, skinny build, just over 5 feet tall, Bcup natural tits with a nice ass, a few body tats and some baby damage) for $.2 total.

In the VIP Cali stripped down then we made out like crazy. Next, she vigorously pulled my rod out and went to work. Her BBBJ skills were excellent with lots of DT and eye contact, I did FIV to warm up her tight little giner and sucked on her tits some then I suited up. We really went at it in K9, she was very energetic / vocal her giner felt excellent and she got soaking wet fast. I pounded her hard until completion and she wanted to keep going at it for a few more minutes. Afterwards we exchanged complements then we made out some more. Cali mentioned that she usually works Wed to Sat nights.

Overall, Cali is a cute stick of dynamite that provides a stellar unrushed GFE and I would repeat with her. My total time at the club was 90 minutes.

[AirTouchOne]

Has anyone seen Shawna at CF's lately? I'm coming back in town this weekend and would like some dt and ds but she doesn't answer. Maybe she did make it to rehab.

I saw a Shawna at CF last Friday during the day shift. Not sure if this is the one you are referring to, she's a brunette and well stacked.

[Asianplvr]

The biggest butt I ever saw in my life was at the Chapeau Vert on telegraph near 6 mile. Her name is Miami and she's the kind girl that you can't take your eyes off of. She's beautiful and her body is thick but not fat. By that I mean she has a smaller waist, nice see cups, big responsive nips, and did I mention a huge ass. Each side of her ass must weigh 30 lbs, and perfectly round. I lost myself playing with her ass and I swear that if you get close to it you need to turn your head just to see both cheeks at the same time. She is sweet and engaging so she's fun to be with. She says HJ is the only extra but we had so much fun that we did BBBJ and FIV and plenty of GFE. She works after 3 PM durring the week until about 10 PM.

If you want big ass, that's the best I ever saw.

Is she the girl with the BIG ASS?

[Peter North 9]

The biggest butt I ever saw in my life was at the Chapeau Vert on telegraph near 6 mile. Her name is Miami and she's the kind girl that you can't take your eyes off of. She's beautiful and her body is thick but not fat. By that I mean she has a smaller waist, nice see cups, big responsive nips, and did I mention a huge ass. Each side of her ass must weigh 30 lbs, and perfectly round. I lost myself playing with her ass and I swear that if you get close to it you need to turn your head just to see both cheeks at the same time. She is sweet and engaging so she's fun to be with. She says HJ is the only extra but we had so much fun that we did BBBJ and FIV and plenty of GFE. She works after 3 PM durring the week until about 10 PM.

If you want big ass, that's the best I ever saw.

Saw a girl named Miami last spring at Landing Strip, exactly matches your description, has to be the same girl. She was on stage when I walked in, could not stop looking. Never have seen a girl with a small waist and huge, perfectly round ass like that. I must have looked mesmerized because she stopped at my table after her set and invited me to the VIP. Extra's? I didn't care, I just had to inspect that ass up close. Very sweet girl, but would not do extras. Had no problem stuffing her boobs in my mouth and spent plenty of time playing with junior through my pants. Did I mention that ass? I think I spent 6 songs with her, was a great time. I am not a big SC guy, but she was a fun time.

[Cash1315]

Hello mongers new to the site been away from Detroit for a while but ill be back for the holidays what's the best strip club for chicks with the biggest butts and do they offer "extras" and how much should I expect to pay thanks in advance look fo forward to posting soon.

The biggest butt I ever saw in my life was at the Chapeau Vert on telegraph near 6 mile. Her name is Miami and she's the kind girl that you can't take your eyes off of. She's beautiful and her body is thick but not fat. By that I mean she has a smaller waist, nice see cups, big responsive nips, and did I mention a huge ass. Each side of her ass must weigh 30 lbs, and perfectly round. I lost myself playing with her ass and I swear that if you get close to it you need to turn your head just to see both cheeks at the same time. She is sweet and engaging so she's fun to be with. She says HJ is the only extra but we had so much fun that we did BBBJ and FIV and plenty of GFE. She works after 3 PM durring the week until about 10 PM.

If you want big ass, that's the best I ever saw.

[Member #5170]

Has anyone seen Shawna at CF's lately? I'm coming back in town this weekend and would like some dt and ds but she doesn't answer. Maybe she did make it to rehab.

[Jooop]

At Players there is Parking on 8 mile and a couple of spots on the side street. At Tycoons you can park in the grocery store lot which is in back of Tycoons lot or the side street. Coli is difficult because of location and depth of the lot that their business is on.

But, I would NEVER go without valet at night. I like my car as is, not to mention my personal well being. For 6-7 bucks per Club, at night, it's the best insurance you can buy.

Never tell them your from out of town. Always say your new to their Club but visit (Name) some other Club because they treat you right in the VIP.

I have had parking attendant raise hell about parking at the grocery store at Tycoons had to pay and the manager bought me a beer. But Coli raised the price to 8.00 and at night I would use club parking.

[HeywoodJablomi]

Hello mongers new to the site been away from Detroit for a while but ill be back for the holidays what's the best strip club for chicks with the biggest butts and do they offer "extras" and how much should I expect to pay thanks in advance look fo forward to posting soon.

Bev's Backstreet Lounge for sure. Make no mistake about it. Prices vary, as does mileage.