Massage Parlor Reports

[Amp Addict]

Saw the following generic asian ad, googled the number and nothing came up so I figured for $39/ hour I couldn't go too far wrong. After all they promised to have a "Friendly Asia masseuse available" who would "love to take your srress (sic) away." I'm a sucker for bad English in ads.

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/thp/4151209671.html

I wasn't expecting much. First off, the place is in Newport Beach so odds of getting anything extra was remote. Second, you step in the back of a nail shop where the door doesn't quite close and the gal puts a potted plant in front of the door to block it (sort of like hanging a sock on your dorm room door when you want to let your roommate know your banging a nice girl in your room). Anyway, there were about 6 massage "beds" in back, all separated only by a curtain. The Korean masseuse was about 4 foot nothing and 40-50 years old but she had nice tits. She told me to undress and go to the far corner bed (the most remote and furthest from the door). I was the only client. She stood there as I got butt-ass nekid and had me lie down on my stomach. She put a towel over my butt that was about 6 inches square so it covered nothing.

The good news is that she gave a great massage from toes to butt, to top of head. She would only come within 1/2 inch of Mr. Happy, even when I was laying on my back and the 6 inch square towel was tented and touched nothing on the bottom edges. I tried every signal in the book, including grabbing Mr. Happy and pointing it at her as she walked around the table. No nothing.

Anyway, for a more-than-decent massage I'd recommend. For exploding into the zone of orgasmic bliss I'd give it a pass. Stay safe.

[WoodYee]

QUOTE=B Malibu;1912679]Been having great luck with two spas owned by the same people. Sweet Spa near Yoshinoya on Beach & Lampson. If you like cute young spinners, ask for Christine M- Sat. Wendy was ok, but go for Christine. I like the Table Shower first to get the juices flowing as they clean out all the cracks and crevasses.

Other spot is Luxury Spa on the corner of Cerritos and Dale. Have had Michelle twice, but Vivian is the winner. She gives a great long TS and has a great rack. There's another cute Viet there named Ana too but have yet to try her.

Both places are only 50 for the hour and the girls are not pushy with the tips. I usually tip 50-60 given they do the extra work on the TS. I have no qualms about posting this info as they both advertise on BP. Open till 11 pm too.

- BM.[/QUOTE]


I decided to stop by Sweet to check it out during lunch. Come to this plaza all the time but never thought about trying out Sweet Spa. I paid .50 for the entry fee for an hour. I walked into the room and got undressed. A thicker vietnamese masseuse came in and told me her name was Wendy. She had a nice attitude the entire time. Massage was soso...she did some stuff with her elbows then got on my back and used her legs/knees to massage. She did some light teasing from the back and then on the flip she went to work with her hands. She ended up giving me a prostate which if you guys know, based on my previous posts, I'm down with. Ended with a great finish and then afterwards she took me to do the table shower. Next time I'll probably lead with the table shower but it was nice to get cleaned up and get rid of all the oil and other residue. I tipped .40 but she wanted more...I tossed in another .10 which I didn't really want to but I figured hell this broad was knuckle deep in my ass, I can spare another .10.

-Woodyee

[B Malibu]

Been having great luck with two spas owned by the same people. Sweet Spa near Yoshinoya on Beach & Lampson. If you like cute young spinners, ask for Christine M- Sat. Wendy was ok, but go for Christine. I like the Table Shower first to get the juices flowing as they clean out all the cracks and crevasses.

Other spot is Luxury Spa on the corner of Cerritos and Dale. Have had Michelle twice, but Vivian is the winner. She gives a great long TS and has a great rack. There's another cute Viet there named Ana too but have yet to try her.

Both places are only 50 for the hour and the girls are not pushy with the tips. I usually tip 50-60 given they do the extra work on the TS. I have no qualms about posting this info as they both advertise on BP. Open till 11 pm too.

- BM.

[Fe Maiden]

The first time I went to this place was probably 2004. It was called "Mission Massage" back then [Giggedy?]. The girl was gorgeous but an ice queen. But very beautiful and alluring. For some reason that first session was very memorable. Fast forward to the present. They have a 45 an hour deal. I like the hour because I can take my time and concentrate on the fore play and maybe even go for a second cup of coffee.

Weird that they occasionally have ads in the S Court section and some name the place and some dont but give girls names....same address but different phone #'s are used.

http://orangecounty.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/traci-asian-doll-is-available-today-714-592-8505-27/35903825

dont know why I can't post clickable links anymore????

[DeepThroat]

Did Jo Jie close down?

They haven't been posting up ads on BP and I've tried calling them but they don't answer.

[FunTrust]

Anyone tried? Any info. PM.

Worth a go, good massage, good fun. YMMV on fun level, but you will leave happy.

[FunTrust]

Haha. Great description. I'm sure you were probably trippin' too when you went there. The red walls reminded me of the "Shining" as well. But inside the room it was more like "A Cock Work(ed) Orange".

I had the Passion at that place. I am starting to worry about myself, it seem only a little unusual. Of course the Viet MILF with soft tits and beautiful ass, I may not have noticed the decor.

[Face Fook]

Anyone tried? Any info. PM.

I guess there is biological activity taking place in there of the orgasmic variety so to speak.

[Fe Maiden]

Anyone tried? Any info. PM.

[Fistfirst]

I followed Gookster's lead to the spa with the name of a semi-precious green stone highly valued in Asia, this after a stop at GZ to ogle some nice boobs on display.

I got the same Jnny, at least as described. Her great legs and arriere were immediately accessible under the short shift she was wearing as she began the massage.

A funny thing happened though. When the time came to begin the main event, she leaned over and asked me if I had a condom. Alas, I didn't, and apparently she and or the house didn't either. So it looked like a HJ would be the sum of my action, until suddenly somehow in the confusion of our communication she started a three bee jay, something I usually try to avoid, but, once it started, hey, the damage if any was done and I settled in for the ride, a very nice one which reminded me of how utterly different CBJs are. Took me back to the past when either there was less risk of catching something or other, or I was more reckless.

I pass this tidbit on for others who might want to have a raincoat handy, just in case. I'll probably go back to see her, armed with the device in question.


[QUOTE=Gookster;1909645]Wow! Yowza! I held off jerking for over 36 hours (that's hard for me) and went to two Viet coffee shops before I TOFTT and it was totally worth it!

I came in and saw Jnny, a V-girl in her 30s with a beautiful face sporting 36 bees in a tight LBD with a small tummy.

[SlappySalami]

I'm sure most guys understand this. Sometimes I need to go to a proven solid provider, and sometimes I need to roll the dice & try a new place, even at the risk or having a poor session. This time I checked out a place across the street from Animal Hospital (Farr Chiro) on the corner of Nutwood & Katella. The decor was really trippy, I kinda liked it (I also like acid & DMT, go figure) with brightly colored bead curtains on the walls, and the lighted flower lamp things on the wasll that kinda reminded me of the Christmas party scene in "Eyes Wide Shut."

The mms greeted me, she wore a tight black lace dress & jelly shoes that showed her petite curvy body (she's a mature lady with red lipstick: for some reason her outfit & body shape kinda lured me in : I may want to try a half hour with her next time. I waited in the brightly painted room. A few minutes later a 25-30 ish girl came in and gave me a servicable workout. (Forgot her name) Back massage with work on the glutes, shoulder, and neck. On the flip I was allowed upstairs access to a pair of juicy melons with a lotion handy release. She had cute boobs and tasty meaty nipples. I would probably go back if I am in the area. Or I may go see Jessica across the street. I dunno, too many choices and not enough money and not enough time. .

http://orangecounty.backpage.com/The...tella/36000765

Haha. Great description. I'm sure you were probably trippin' too when you went there. The red walls reminded me of the "Shining" as well. But inside the room it was more like "A Cock Work(ed) Orange".

[Ocbarbarian]

Dude, I couldn't understand your post too well.

Haha I had the same trouble. Try re reading the post, but imagine that yoda is talking. It will make perfect sense.

[Quantitative]

Is there still a FS option operating in Skypark? There were several not too long ago, my favorite was Acu-center, but as far as I can tell all have closed.

[BruceBanner]

My original guess was that MMS M left to open her own place and took her best staff with her. But (if believed) one source insinuated she has moved out of socal. As for BeBe, I knew she worked at another AMP on the westside, while working Irvine 2 days a week. I wished I knew where on the westside (SM?) so I could see her again. Please PM, if anyone knows better.

I used to see a K-girl named Jessica from there and she was a young cutie pie with a nice, slim figure, not too skinny, and store bought boobs. Really nice and pleasant to be around. She told me she had worked at another place around South Gate, or maybe it was Montebello. I'd sure love to see her again!

[Gookster]

Wow! Yowza! I held off jerking for over 36 hours (that's hard for me) and went to two Viet coffee shops before I TOFTT and it was totally worth it!

I came in and saw Jnny, a V-girl in her 30s with a beautiful face sporting 36 bees in a tight LBD with a small tummy. So I was lying face down and she gave me a 'massage', more like roaming her hands softly all over my body with most of the attention on the buttocks which I actually enjoy. I flip over and she asks me what I want so I tell her everything and she tells me 1.4 but I got it down to 1.2. She starts giving me this nice HJ to get me hard, at which point I tell her to give me a BJ and she expertly proceeds with it. Now she climbs on for CG and starts bouncing on me and I even rub her little button while I sucked and played with her chest. She was so fucking loud and vocal, I couldn't believe it! I believe she even had a big O because she had shuddered at one point, so she was clearly enjoying it. After she came, we switched to mish. At this point, I found out she has a bush but that didn't bother me. The whole time she was riding me, she did not rush at all but after we switched she wanted me to finish. Although normally when I don't finish, the girl will finish me off manually but she allowed me to keep going in and out until I was done. My goodness, it was the best sex I have had in a long time and I was still hard afterwards. I even got to kiss her on the lips two times before I left.

Total damage was 1.6 and she says that she works from M-F.