Massage Parlor Reports

[TheOCman]

Amateur night... LMAO.

Called Newport Spa after seeing their ads and asked for Mimi, who I had read reviews on. It was around 8 and when I walk in, I told the older lady upfront that I made an appt w / Mimi. She tells me to go in room, get undressed and lay down. I'm expecting from their ad, where they specifically say the women are younger, and reading reviews of Mimi that I'm going to get someone 28-33. Wrong, in comes the same old hag who immediately douses me in oil out of the ketchup bottle as if I'm a dodger dog. I ask where Mimi is and she responds that she's Mimi. She starts lathering my back which is a complete slimy mess and tells me to put my head down. I relent for two seconds before I stand up for my .40 and say you're not the girl I was expecting. She bellowed out a burp / laugh as if she was caught and started yelling to the back in a foreign tongue to presumably mms. I ask, like it's amateur night, where the girl in the picture was and she said that she already went home. I asked once again if she was Mimi and she laughed no. I got my .40 back and left politely. I think I came out ahead considering I had about $5 worth of oil on my back that I got to take home.

[UclaBruin]

BTW, Newport Spa is in costa Mesa on along the 55. Tried another one, Spring Spa right down the street. Provider looked like a slightly older Bai Ling with the hairstyle of Tong Po from the movie Kickboxer. Not my cup of tea but surprisingly the experience wasn't horrible. Decent massage with good, veteran technique on the finish. Free to roam, all for .40.

[UclaBruin]

Called Newport Spa after seeing their ads and asked for Mimi, who I had read reviews on. It was around 8 and when I walk in, I told the older lady upfront that I made an appt w / Mimi. She tells me to go in room, get undressed and lay down. I'm expecting from their ad, where they specifically say the women are younger, and reading reviews of Mimi that I'm going to get someone 28-33. Wrong, in comes the same old hag who immediately douses me in oil out of the ketchup bottle as if I'm a dodger dog. I ask where Mimi is and she responds that she's Mimi. She starts lathering my back which is a complete slimy mess and tells me to put my head down. I relent for two seconds before I stand up for my .40 and say you're not the girl I was expecting. She bellowed out a burp / laugh as if she was caught and started yelling to the back in a foreign tongue to presumably mms. I ask, like it's amateur night, where the girl in the picture was and she said that she already went home. I asked once again if she was Mimi and she laughed no. I got my .40 back and left politely. I think I came out ahead considering I had about $5 worth of oil on my back that I got to take home.

[Pinche Gringo]

What was the name of your provider?

I went back to Diamond Spa again the one on Champman. Last time I went there I Got a nice hand job for 40 and she showed me the goodies. So I went there again expecting more of the same. I walked in and pay the house fee and some hot thirtysomething vet girl lead me to my room and I can also see another monger with a fat chick leading him in his room and I kind of felt bad for him. Anyways got up okay massage on my back and on the flip she look at me and I asked her if she could take off her shirt. She had some nice boobs. She asked me if I was a cop and I said no and I started rubbing her boobs so she would know that I was not a cop. (Best move ever) She then asked me what else I wanted and I Said everything. She asked me how much money I had and I didn't have enough for everything. I thought I was just going for a tug. So I got a nice CBJ for 80. Anyways it was a great surprise and I got her number. She said she just started to work there. I am going to go back and try her out and get the full service.

[SlappySalami]

Well. I already saw that a couple of other mongers reviewed the place that I scoped out, Jade Spa. I didn't see the initial hottie who gave me the tour of the shop. The provider I drew was an almost 2 g2 bt hottie with cute smile and; actually a fetish of mine... Asian chicks with dimples. And she was pretty awesome. Anyways, the other mongers already wrote reviews & they are right on.

[Beardguy]

I went back to Diamond Spa again the one on Champman. Last time I went there I Got a nice hand job for 40 and she showed me the goodies. So I went there again expecting more of the same. I walked in and pay the house fee and some hot thirtysomething vet girl lead me to my room and I can also see another monger with a fat chick leading him in his room and I kind of felt bad for him. Anyways got up okay massage on my back and on the flip she look at me and I asked her if she could take off her shirt. She had some nice boobs. She asked me if I was a cop and I said no and I started rubbing her boobs so she would know that I was not a cop. (Best move ever) She then asked me what else I wanted and I Said everything. She asked me how much money I had and I didn't have enough for everything. I thought I was just going for a tug. So I got a nice CBJ for 80. Anyways it was a great surprise and I got her number. She said she just started to work there. I am going to go back and try her out and get the full service.

[Gusto069]

Did Jo Jie close down?

They haven't been posting up ads on BP and I've tried calling them but they don't answer.

Been there done that. Apparently sometimes the phone just isn't working there. One day that I tried calling while on my Phoebe quest there was no answr so I decided to drop by. There was only 1 young latina working and I told her I tried calling. She brought the phone out and I dialed and nothing. No ring. She had no explanation for it but said she would ask management. Few days later I tried calling again and someone answered. Also I've seen them closed 12-1 ish when they are supposed to be open. They are more than likely still open, just poorly managed.

[B Malibu]

You'll be much happier with Christine! Although Wendy is nice, her massage skills are average at best. Christine is way thinner, way hotter, and way better at massage. She also understands that we need to look and touch sometimes to get off.

QUOTE=B Malibu;1912679]Been having great luck with two spas owned by the same people. Sweet Spa near Yoshinoya on Beach & Lampson. If you like cute young spinners, ask for Christine M- Sat. Wendy was ok, but go for Christine. I like the Table Shower first to get the juices flowing as they clean out all the cracks and crevasses.

Other spot is Luxury Spa on the corner of Cerritos and Dale. Have had Michelle twice, but Vivian is the winner. She gives a great long TS and has a great rack. There's another cute Viet there named Ana too but have yet to try her.

Both places are only 50 for the hour and the girls are not pushy with the tips. I usually tip 50-60 given they do the extra work on the TS. I have no qualms about posting this info as they both advertise on BP. Open till 11 pm too.

- BM.

I decided to stop by Sweet to check it out during lunch. Come to this plaza all the time but never thought about trying out Sweet Spa. I paid .50 for the entry fee for an hour. I walked into the room and got undressed. A thicker vietnamese masseuse came in and told me her name was Wendy. She had a nice attitude the entire time. Massage was soso...she did some stuff with her elbows then got on my back and used her legs/knees to massage. She did some light teasing from the back and then on the flip she went to work with her hands. She ended up giving me a prostate which if you guys know, based on my previous posts, I'm down with. Ended with a great finish and then afterwards she took me to do the table shower. Next time I'll probably lead with the table shower but it was nice to get cleaned up and get rid of all the oil and other residue. I tipped .40 but she wanted more...I tossed in another .10 which I didn't really want to but I figured hell this broad was knuckle deep in my ass, I can spare another .10.

-Woodyee[/QUOTE]

[Amp Addict]

Saw the following generic asian ad, googled the number and nothing came up so I figured for $39/ hour I couldn't go too far wrong. After all they promised to have a "Friendly Asia masseuse available" who would "love to take your srress (sic) away." I'm a sucker for bad English in ads.

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/thp/4151209671.html

I wasn't expecting much. First off, the place is in Newport Beach so odds of getting anything extra was remote. Second, you step in the back of a nail shop where the door doesn't quite close and the gal puts a potted plant in front of the door to block it (sort of like hanging a sock on your dorm room door when you want to let your roommate know your banging a nice girl in your room). Anyway, there were about 6 massage "beds" in back, all separated only by a curtain. The Korean masseuse was about 4 foot nothing and 40-50 years old but she had nice tits. She told me to undress and go to the far corner bed (the most remote and furthest from the door). I was the only client. She stood there as I got butt-ass nekid and had me lie down on my stomach. She put a towel over my butt that was about 6 inches square so it covered nothing.

The good news is that she gave a great massage from toes to butt, to top of head. She would only come within 1/2 inch of Mr. Happy, even when I was laying on my back and the 6 inch square towel was tented and touched nothing on the bottom edges. I tried every signal in the book, including grabbing Mr. Happy and pointing it at her as she walked around the table. No nothing.

Anyway, for a more-than-decent massage I'd recommend. For exploding into the zone of orgasmic bliss I'd give it a pass. Stay safe.

[WoodYee]

QUOTE=B Malibu;1912679]Been having great luck with two spas owned by the same people. Sweet Spa near Yoshinoya on Beach & Lampson. If you like cute young spinners, ask for Christine M- Sat. Wendy was ok, but go for Christine. I like the Table Shower first to get the juices flowing as they clean out all the cracks and crevasses.

Other spot is Luxury Spa on the corner of Cerritos and Dale. Have had Michelle twice, but Vivian is the winner. She gives a great long TS and has a great rack. There's another cute Viet there named Ana too but have yet to try her.

Both places are only 50 for the hour and the girls are not pushy with the tips. I usually tip 50-60 given they do the extra work on the TS. I have no qualms about posting this info as they both advertise on BP. Open till 11 pm too.

- BM.[/QUOTE]


I decided to stop by Sweet to check it out during lunch. Come to this plaza all the time but never thought about trying out Sweet Spa. I paid .50 for the entry fee for an hour. I walked into the room and got undressed. A thicker vietnamese masseuse came in and told me her name was Wendy. She had a nice attitude the entire time. Massage was soso...she did some stuff with her elbows then got on my back and used her legs/knees to massage. She did some light teasing from the back and then on the flip she went to work with her hands. She ended up giving me a prostate which if you guys know, based on my previous posts, I'm down with. Ended with a great finish and then afterwards she took me to do the table shower. Next time I'll probably lead with the table shower but it was nice to get cleaned up and get rid of all the oil and other residue. I tipped .40 but she wanted more...I tossed in another .10 which I didn't really want to but I figured hell this broad was knuckle deep in my ass, I can spare another .10.

-Woodyee

[B Malibu]

Been having great luck with two spas owned by the same people. Sweet Spa near Yoshinoya on Beach & Lampson. If you like cute young spinners, ask for Christine M- Sat. Wendy was ok, but go for Christine. I like the Table Shower first to get the juices flowing as they clean out all the cracks and crevasses.

Other spot is Luxury Spa on the corner of Cerritos and Dale. Have had Michelle twice, but Vivian is the winner. She gives a great long TS and has a great rack. There's another cute Viet there named Ana too but have yet to try her.

Both places are only 50 for the hour and the girls are not pushy with the tips. I usually tip 50-60 given they do the extra work on the TS. I have no qualms about posting this info as they both advertise on BP. Open till 11 pm too.

- BM.

[Fe Maiden]

The first time I went to this place was probably 2004. It was called "Mission Massage" back then [Giggedy?]. The girl was gorgeous but an ice queen. But very beautiful and alluring. For some reason that first session was very memorable. Fast forward to the present. They have a 45 an hour deal. I like the hour because I can take my time and concentrate on the fore play and maybe even go for a second cup of coffee.

Weird that they occasionally have ads in the S Court section and some name the place and some dont but give girls names....same address but different phone #'s are used.

http://orangecounty.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/traci-asian-doll-is-available-today-714-592-8505-27/35903825

dont know why I can't post clickable links anymore????

[DeepThroat]

Did Jo Jie close down?

They haven't been posting up ads on BP and I've tried calling them but they don't answer.

[FunTrust]

Anyone tried? Any info. PM.

Worth a go, good massage, good fun. YMMV on fun level, but you will leave happy.

[FunTrust]

Haha. Great description. I'm sure you were probably trippin' too when you went there. The red walls reminded me of the "Shining" as well. But inside the room it was more like "A Cock Work(ed) Orange".

I had the Passion at that place. I am starting to worry about myself, it seem only a little unusual. Of course the Viet MILF with soft tits and beautiful ass, I may not have noticed the decor.