Strip Club Reports

[Cash1315]

Hello mongers new to the site been away from Detroit for a while but ill be back for the holidays what's the best strip club for chicks with the biggest butts and do they offer "extras" and how much should I expect to pay thanks in advance look fo forward to posting soon.

The biggest butt I ever saw in my life was at the Chapeau Vert on telegraph near 6 mile. Her name is Miami and she's the kind girl that you can't take your eyes off of. She's beautiful and her body is thick but not fat. By that I mean she has a smaller waist, nice see cups, big responsive nips, and did I mention a huge ass. Each side of her ass must weigh 30 lbs, and perfectly round. I lost myself playing with her ass and I swear that if you get close to it you need to turn your head just to see both cheeks at the same time. She is sweet and engaging so she's fun to be with. She says HJ is the only extra but we had so much fun that we did BBBJ and FIV and plenty of GFE. She works after 3 PM durring the week until about 10 PM.

If you want big ass, that's the best I ever saw.

[Member #5170]

Has anyone seen Shawna at CF's lately? I'm coming back in town this weekend and would like some dt and ds but she doesn't answer. Maybe she did make it to rehab.

[Jooop]

At Players there is Parking on 8 mile and a couple of spots on the side street. At Tycoons you can park in the grocery store lot which is in back of Tycoons lot or the side street. Coli is difficult because of location and depth of the lot that their business is on.

But, I would NEVER go without valet at night. I like my car as is, not to mention my personal well being. For 6-7 bucks per Club, at night, it's the best insurance you can buy.

Never tell them your from out of town. Always say your new to their Club but visit (Name) some other Club because they treat you right in the VIP.

I have had parking attendant raise hell about parking at the grocery store at Tycoons had to pay and the manager bought me a beer. But Coli raised the price to 8.00 and at night I would use club parking.

[HeywoodJablomi]

Hello mongers new to the site been away from Detroit for a while but ill be back for the holidays what's the best strip club for chicks with the biggest butts and do they offer "extras" and how much should I expect to pay thanks in advance look fo forward to posting soon.

Bev's Backstreet Lounge for sure. Make no mistake about it. Prices vary, as does mileage.

[CkNice11]

Hello mongers new to the site been away from Detroit for a while but ill be back for the holidays what's the best strip club for chicks with the biggest butts and do they offer "extras" and how much should I expect to pay thanks in advance look fo forward to posting soon.

[Pussylicker2]

does H8 have decent looking chicks who do BBBJ with swallow?

You bet, H8S has Natasha, who is quickly becoming something of a legend. You don't have to ask her to swallow, she prefers to, she loves the taste of cum. Just negotiate everything first, she's real easy to talk to. I'm not sure when she works, but you can call H8S and ask.

[Gwailo]

Natasha is a cute little young thing at H8 south who is spunky and very energetic. I have seen her three times since she started dancing a few months ago. She'll do BBBJ for 120 and covered FS for 150. I normally stick with BJ bc her skills are awesome. Her cute little tits have super hard nipples that tell me how much she loves the prep work. She gives a nice warm up dance and rubs that sweet little ass all over my lap til my dick is like a third leg. I usually get her to hop up and I suck those nipples til she's as horny as me then slip a finger into that tight little pussy. Every time she instantly quivers from way down inside. The kind they can't fake. When she feels a little better she slips down and works my cock loose and into her beautiful mouth. She gives a great BJ and I may last 2 songs until I let loose down her throat. Natasha is on my short list for as long as she's around.

I saw Natasha on Sunday night, she is awesome. Friendly, non-rushed and great performance. My new favorite.

[Horn Dog Too]

I will be in Detroit for a couple weeks in Nov. And was wondering which is the better club for getting a good BBBJCIM. Flight Club or H8 ??

I never been to H8 but always hear good things about it. I got a CBJ at FC once from a cute Asian girl and it was decent but not really worth $.60.

I hear the better looking girls are found at FC but does H8 have decent looking chicks who do BBBJ with swallow?

I concur with Faucher Fan on Bogart's and H8 N. I strongly differ on one comment. You could walk to H8 N, but I wouldn't do it on a dare or a big money bet. Dangerous. You probably could walk to Bogart's. I really wouldn't want to. If you want to look at mostly good looking women and pay about 30 bux before you see a boobie go to the flight club. You get a charge for valet, cover, coat check, tip for a good seat and beverage. I went once and was disapointed. Bogart's, as reported, is hit or miss on hot chicks but you are seated and drinking a beer for 13 bux with tip. You are also 98% certain of your desired extras for a benjamin or less depending on your negotiating skills and if your target has made her payout, baby sitter, and recreational chemical expenses for the day. F / see is a really nice physical club, where Bogies is a blue collar semi dive bar. Ie. Comfortable. H8 N is a dive, I like it there, and the girls are rougher for the most part but far less expensive for your bbjcim. Same 13 bux for cover, beer and tip, extras for about 3 jacks. I prefer day shift about an hour before shift change. The girls tend to be more negotiable as they need to make their expenses and profit before they leave.

[TenderMan]

Thanks for the intel. They are a bit far from my hotel, but I might have to make a night of it and visit all three. Do any of them force you to pay for valet parking?

At Players there is Parking on 8 mile and a couple of spots on the side street. At Tycoons you can park in the grocery store lot which is in back of Tycoons lot or the side street. Coli is difficult because of location and depth of the lot that their business is on.

But, I would NEVER go without valet at night. I like my car as is, not to mention my personal well being. For 6-7 bucks per Club, at night, it's the best insurance you can buy.

Never tell them your from out of town. Always say your new to their Club but visit (Name) some other Club because they treat you right in the VIP.

[Tim P14]

I am on a world wind tour of clubs in Detroit this weekend. Friday and Saturday we hit in no order BY's, Pantheon Silver Cricket, John's Hot Spot, Coliseum, La Chambre, Players, Toy Chest, Trumpps, Tycoons, Bogarts, Henry the 8 ths and tried to get into the Penthouse when I met the first and only a $$hole of the day a the door. I am with a couple of buddies, just in for the weekend, staying downtown and taking cabs everywhere we go. Yes it's expensive but safe. Anyway we headed to the to the Penthouse when we ran into a ton of traffic on 8 mile due to construction. The cab dropped us off on the side street to the west of the club so he didn't have to get in the traffic on 8 mile. We walk in front of the building and past the valet and this door thug with a Jewish Halloween costume opens the door and about smacks me in the face as I was reaching for it. Comes barreling out the right side door and says all our customers need to valet their car. I said I don't have a car. He asked how did we get there then. Well I am not one to take a lot of $hit I admit and I said exactly "What difference does it make to you." He said exactly "You don't want to get smart with me." I said "What is the threat because I don't have a car and you don't have my $7 for a valet" He said "$7 or you don't get in" I asked if that was the cover too and he said something about it being their Halloween party and there is $20 cover. Well the only thing I do worst than take shit from a strip club doorman is pay $20 cover charges. On que I looked at my buddies and said does any of us have $67. We all pulled out or rolls and I spread out $1400 in $100 bills and had another couple hundred in other bills and I probably had the small stack. Douch bag sees this as we wanted him to and he offered to waive the valet LOL! We walked to street and called the cab driver. He said he was 5 minutes away and would pick us up where he dropped us. We walked to the corner and waited. About a minute later here comes douch bag with a manager I suppose. They offered us a free booth and the best party in town. I said I don't need a free booth and I can make my own party. I told the manager that his door men need to not judge a book by its cover. Three of us were in shorts flip flops and t-shirts with a pullover. The manager explained how they have a problem with people parking in the neighbor behind the club and the homeowners complain. I said that sounds like a problem that isn't necessarily yours. Let the police and the homeowners deal with it if its a problem or you could provide free parking if you want to help the neighborhood. The Cab shows up and the manager actually did something somewhat nice. He handed the cab driver a $20 and said this ride is on him. That $20 will get us back to the Penthouse today. Dancer at the Coliseum said its the biggest working girl house in Detroit. After seeing John's Hot Spot I have to see that!

Well we made the trip back to Penthouse Saturday afternoon. Cab dropped us off in the driveway and maybe I was overly paranoid but I saw the valet walk into the valet booth and seeming like he got on the phone and moments later a different door man comes out as we walk up and gives us the same "All our customers need to valet their cars." He actually said good afternoon gentlemen first so his attitude was much better than Douche Bag from the day before. I said we took a cab and he said thanks fine then and let us in with no cover. Well once in I would have to say we were disappointed. Admittedly the talent level sucked which after all our adventures from the previous two days put a real damper on our enthusiasm, but there was nothing special about this club which would justify their attitudes. We had one drink talked to a couple of the girls and moved on.

Both times after The Penthouse we went to Trumpps. This may have been my favorite club in Detroit. The bouncers could not have been friendlier both times we were there. The Bartenders were awesome and the entertainment was top notch. Cute Blonde named Trish was my favorite but I couldn't talk her into extra's. Roxy and her near twin were first on my radar and they declined extra's also but said they would find one that does which is how I met Trish. After getting no where with Trish I moved on to Mia. A very cute Armenian and something mix who says she was 18 but I suspected older. Looked better clothed than unclothed but I had already made the trip to the room. $1.2 FS was negotiated and she was very mechanical. Started BBBJ. Covered up and three positions then removed the cover and let me finish with BBBJCIM. When finished she turned and spit in on the ground and rubbed it in the carpet with her shoe. What a turn off but what can I do.

Other highlights of the weekend was the atmosphere at Players and Trumpp's were top notch. The girls at these two could be obtained for $1.0 to $1.5 dollars FS. The Penthouse was the only one of the Clubs that I will never return to. The Coliseum on Friday was spectacular with talent but it was their Halloween party so I wonder if that is always the case. Best deal of the weekend was on my way out of town at Bogarts. Was there at noon Sunday. Had a flight out at 3:00 so not much time to kill. Walked in an the three of us agreed 45 minutes in and out and we have to &uck someone no matter what. We joked about how bad the selection will be on a Sunday afternoon at noon. We walk in and the door man says no cover because you are the first customers of the day. Holy crap there were 10 girls there, mind you there was like three cars in the parking lot. All but two were doable and 4 were above average and one was a 10 for Bogarts and probably an 8 everywhere else. When I first Sat. Down Debbie and Tori tag teamed me. I didn't have a beer yet and they had their hands on my cock asking me to buy them a drink. I declined and said I wanted to settle in a little first. Debbie a thick but not fat girl stuck around and talked for a few minutes. Said she's been there 24 years. I said in this building 24 years? She worked some place called Legg's which she says was close but burnt down then came there. While she was nice, I started doing the math of 24 years times 365 days times 5 or 6 customers a day and it played mind games with me so I moved on although I will admit on my trip home I second guess my decision. I ended up with JJ or Jo Jo. Short blonde, thin bolt ons. Negotiated $100 FS in about 42 seconds. I went to the stall upstairs and that is what it is. A wooded stall with a chair and a black curtain. Whoever is running this place seriously needs to rethink the black curtains or invest in a washing machine They were disgusting with the cum smears from top to bottom. I was in and out in 10 minutes trying not to touch anything. Stepped one foot out of shorts and held them up while wearing my flip flops. Cute girls, preformed OK but was in and out in a song and a half. Doubt that I will return there.

Overall a fantastic trip. Thanks Detroit we will be back as soon as we can.

[TMeister]

Don't forget about the East side. Coli and Players (my favorite) with Tycoons being between them on 8 mile. Not all the girls offer Extra's but a lot of them do and at a reasonable donation if you negotiate.

You can save some $ (drinks and VIP tax) by going before 8 at Players. Coli may be 7, you have to check.

Thanks for the intel. They are a bit far from my hotel, but I might have to make a night of it and visit all three. Do any of them force you to pay for valet parking?

[TenderMan]

I will be in Detroit for a couple weeks in Nov. And was wondering which is the better club for getting a good BBBJCIM. Flight Club or H8 ??

I never been to H8 but always hear good things about it. I got a CBJ at FC once from a cute Asian girl and it was decent but not really worth $.60.

I hear the better looking girls are found at FC but does H8 have decent looking chicks who do BBBJ with swallow?

Don't forget about the East side. Coli and Players (my favorite) with Tycoons being between them on 8 mile. Not all the girls offer Extra's but a lot of them do and at a reasonable donation if you negotiate.

You can save some $ (drinks and VIP tax) by going before 8 at Players. Coli may be 7, you have to check.

[TMeister]

I had a run in with one of the Penthouse bouncers too recently. I won't be going back again anytime soon. What a bunch of steroid freak dipshits. Maybe they are upset because the steroids have shrunk their dick and balls?

Yep, they use the same application process as for cops. Do you like expressing roid rage towards innocent civilians? If so, we need you!

Fuck 'them to hell I say. Plenty of friendlier clubs out there who can enjoy my money.

[Faucher Fan]

I will be in Detroit for a couple weeks in Nov. And was wondering which is the better club for getting a good BBBJCIM. Flight Club or H8 ??

I never been to H8 but always hear good things about it. I got a CBJ at FC once from a cute Asian girl and it was decent but not really worth $.60.

I hear the better looking girls are found at FC but does H8 have decent looking chicks who do BBBJ with swallow?

First off there is 2 H8. (H8 n and H8's). H8 n is almost walking distance from the flight club.

These bar are polar opposites to say the least. Lot will have to do with the atmosphere that you like and how much you want to spend. H8 n is very fast paced and the girls are very aggressive. Many will ask what kind of extras you are looking for in their opening sentence before they even know your name. The place is worn down with a blue collar atmosphere.

When at H8 n you will probably talk to 90%. Of the girls in the first hour since they circle the room frequently looking for new blood. Prices would be in the 60 to 100 range with most girls.

FC is one of the most expensive places in town. If you come on a weekend expect to pay 7 for your car, 15 to get in and 20+ to sit in premium seating and 8.75 for a beer. The girls are better looking but tend to be conceded. The place is high end white collar. Expect quotes in the 150-250 range. One big problem with FC is the girls don't circulate much. They tend to get locked up with regulars. Plan on spending triple (yes triple) the time lining up a deal in the FC so take that into consideration too.

Actually I'm going to recommend 2 other places. Bogarts (same owner as H8 N) which is right across the street from FC usually has a better selection of girls than H8 n for the same prices. Problem with Bogarts and H8 n is the girls aren't as polished as the FC girls so if you don't like a taste of ghetto this place might not be for you.

Bts my ATF is 15 min east of Fc on Mich ave. Its the best of both worlds in my opinion. Lots of girls in the 7-8 range with good pricing.

[Big Puff Daddy]

LOL. Yeah I got refused entry at Penthouse last year for not wearing a collared shirt. The asshole at the door told me I could buy a shirt there for $20 and I said "fuck you" as I flashed the five $100 bills I had in my pocket and told him I was planning on spending that there but not anymore.

These fucking dicks who run Penthouse are losing a lot of money treating "potential" big spenders like me like worthless trash. Places like FC and Bogart's are more than welcome to get my $.

I had a run in with one of the Penthouse bouncers too recently. I won't be going back again anytime soon. What a bunch of steroid freak dipshits. Maybe they are upset because the steroids have shrunk their dick and balls?