Rants, Raves and Opinions AKA "The Octagon"

**ClassASweetie** · 10-27-13 12:23

Originally Posted by Admin2 [View Original Post]

Sugar did you originally upload the pics from your phone or did you do that from another device? I'm asking because the attachment manager console is a Java App which IOS shouldn't be able to run. Just curious is all.

A2.

If it is a "no no" for me to do this. Not a problem A2. I will go back to using my laptop to post our ads. Sorry if this was an inconvenience to you at all. I never knew that the iOS app shouldn't run that java one.

**ClassASweetie** · 10-27-13 12:06

Originally Posted by Admin2 [View Original Post]

Sugar did you originally upload the pics from your phone or did you do that from another device? I'm asking because the attachment manager console is a Java App which IOS shouldn't be able to run. Just curious is all.

A2.

I upload them from my phone itself. I can upload any pic I have. Whether it's a pic I have downloaded or a pic took off my phone. I have been doing it for months and never had a problem. The only thing is when my manage attachments come up I have to upload every single pic single instead of just being able to check the pics and drag them down. Then I press done and it brings my back to the original post ad. Just like my computer kinda of. And just a note... I have the iPhone 4's iOS updates are recent. Have never had a problem. I didn't realize that this was an app that shouldn't been run.

**Admin2** · 10-27-13 11:49

Originally Posted by ClassASweetie [View Original Post]

I myself have an iPhone and do all our ads on my phone. No problems putting any pic I need on here.

Sugar did you originally upload the pics from your phone or did you do that from another device? I'm asking because the attachment manager console is a Java App which IOS shouldn't be able to run. Just curious is all.

A2.

**ClassASweetie** · 10-27-13 11:38

Originally Posted by Admin2 [View Original Post]

It's impossible.

I myself have an iPhone and do all our ads on my phone. No problems putting any pic I need on here.

**Ancvz** · 10-27-13 00:12

Originally Posted by WingmanTodd [View Original Post]

After watching OSU kick Penn State by a butt load (with leather not cum! I'd thought I'd check out USA be-4 retiring, now had to read this! It's sick but also freaking funny as hell! Leave it to you Jessie to cum up with this equation. Will you be getting a postal scale to validate this? I can just imagine you shaking the "fuck" out of each condom and spitting out CIM into a beaker to be weighed. Of course you will have to weight your findings with the amount inadvertantly spilled into the equation. All the while wearing a mask, gloves, glasses and a culdrum of test tubes perculating in the backround! Our new found Miss Nuttie professor just in time for Halloween! What boy toy is she conjuring up or will it be an endless squirting play toy? LOL!

WM.

Thanks WM. Now I've got a mental image of Silk wearing just a short white lab coat, with sexy glasses on, and holding a beaker and test tube. Winking.

It's a vivid, and not at all unpleasant image.

**Wingman Todd** · 10-26-13 23:42

After watching OSU kick Penn State by a butt load (with leather not cum! I'd thought I'd check out USA be-4 retiring, now had to read this! It's sick but also freaking funny as hell! Leave it to you Jessie to cum up with this equation. Will you be getting a postal scale to validate this? I can just imagine you shaking the "fuck" out of each condom and spitting out CIM into a beaker to be weighed. Of course you will have to weight your findings with the amount inadvertantly spilled into the equation. All the while wearing a mask, gloves, glasses and a culdrum of test tubes perculating in the backround! Our new found Miss Nuttie professor just in time for Halloween! What boy toy is she conjuring up or will it be an endless squirting play toy? LOL!

WM.

Originally Posted by SilkyWetness [View Original Post]

Well I think you would have to meausure the normal amount of cum that is shot out times that weight per pound and times that amount per pound given each cum shot is meausured accurately.

**Admin2** · 10-26-13 17:33

Originally Posted by DrKennethW [View Original Post]

What is up with all of the Escort Classified Ads without pics lately? That is very frustrating. How hard is it with today's technology to put a damn pic in your ad??

It's impossible.

**Dr Kenneth W** · 10-26-13 13:42

What is up with all of the Escort Classified Ads without pics lately? That is very frustrating. How hard is it with today's technology to put a damn pic in your ad??

**SilkyWetness** · 10-26-13 13:08

Originally Posted by Cheech1 [View Original Post]

So, the question is, how many times must a babe get laid to wind up with a buttload of cumshots?

Cheech.

Well I think you would have to meausure the normal amount of cum that is shot out times that weight per pound and times that amount per pound given each cum shot is meausured accurately.

**Alaska Tom** · 10-25-13 21:48

Originally Posted by BigBird69 [View Original Post]

That's a disturbing thought.

And now I have a whole bunch or porno titles running through my head for it . A Butt Load in the Butt was the first to pop in my head.

-BB69.

Porn films back in the 80's seemed to do a lot of movie title takeoffs--Star ******; the Good, the Bad and the Horny; and many more.

Speaking of butts how about Butt for the Grace of God. The Bad News Butts. Voyage to the Bottom of the Butt...

**Member #4570** · 10-25-13 15:22

That's a disturbing thought.

And now I have a whole bunch or porno titles running through my head for it . A Butt Load in the Butt was the first to pop in my head.

-BB69.

Originally Posted by Cheech1 [View Original Post]

So, the question is, how many times must a babe get laid to wind up with a buttload of cumshots?

Cheech.

**Glockman** · 10-25-13 15:21

Originally Posted by Obx13 [View Original Post]

Who is the hottie on top in that picture? Would love to be the guy underneath. LOL.

That's Jillian Foxxx on top of me showing me how she does cow girl in her porn movies. And yes the view from underneath was fantasic.

**Cheech1** · 10-25-13 15:02

So, the question is, how many times must a babe get laid to wind up with a buttload of cumshots?

Cheech.

**Member #4570** · 10-25-13 13:58

There is an exact unit of volume called the Butt. See Webster's dictionary: Butt: a measure of liquid capacity equal to 126 gallons or two hogs heads. From another dictionary: An English butt is 2 hogshead of 54 imperial gallons each or 129.7 US gallons (I.e., a UK butt is apparently slightly bigger than a US one). A Spanish butt is based on a wine cask and is equivalent to 140 US gallons or 116.6 UK gallons (I.e., a Spanish butt is bigger still).

So next time someone says they have a "butt load" of stuff, just remember, that is about two 55-gallon barrels worth of stuff.

To recap... 1 butt equals:

2 hogsheads (this is probably the easiest to remember for social occasions).

476.961 liters.

126 gallons.

104.917 UK gallons.

13.5347 bushels.

0.131592 cords.

11.6574 firkins.

4032 gills.

21504 ponys.

4032 noggins.

1008 pints.

96768 teaspoons.

12.0308 ephahs.

1.58987 x107 drops.

10752 jiggers.

16128 shots.

629.504 wine bottles.

630 fifths.

And the punchline... One microbutt = 0.0968 teaspoons.

Thanks to http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_metric_equivalent_of_a_butt_load#slide17

**Alaska Tom** · 10-25-13 12:12

Originally Posted by BigBird69 [View Original Post]

I spent just a few minutes perusing the butt load of ladies on that site. I think I felt a tear run down my cheek! Un-freaking believable! That is what heaven would be like.
-BigBird69.

P.S. Butt load is an actual unit of measure, but not really applicable here except to illustrate a point.

As you no doubt know, 10 buttloads = one metric fuckton.

Alaska Tom