Escort Reports

**Adobe** · 10-22-13 23:43

Originally Posted by Yardape08 [View Original Post]

Checked out her website and her 1 hour incall is $400? Ouch! And for mediocre service at that and even a condom for the blowjob. Some here have espoused the theory that the higher priced the girl is the better the service or caliber of girl. The old "you get what you pay for" adage. I couldn't disagree more. It seems that there are varying tiers of websites to advertise on and the rates escalate accordingly with each but there is really no basis or justification for the graduated price system.

Craigslist CLCE would be at the bottom rung for relatively short $ with plenty of negotiation leverage for mainly UTR girls, Backpage would come next with the standard $200 an hour, and then there is Eros where many of the girls charge $300 per hour and up. In my personal experience no matter where they advertise or what they charge has little bearing on the quality of the girl or the session. There is no guarantee that the alleged higher end escort say does not have a drug habit or is less than GFE. There may be exceptions where agencies have a reputation for stellar service and will fire girls who don't live up to their standard.

I have always been wary of the girls who advertise on Eros myself. Some of the best GFE sessions with very sweet and hot bodied women I have ever had including overnights have been with girls who have not commanded the premium rates.

Hey, Yardape. I partly agree with you: You don't always get what you pay for, and those who think $ is a guarantee of poontangy-quality are searching for a kind of sexistential certainty that just isn't there. A halfway decent-looking provider who hooks up with a halfway decent photographer and website designer will shell out a couple of grand, tops, and she can paste whatever admission price she wants on her glitter-fancy website and if you build it (as the Voice said in "Field of Dreams") they will come. Oh, yes. . . They will come. There's one born every two minutes, and half of those (that's us) will be sniffing low and lower for the perfect tsunami punami, and in hope and desperation and under the command of Little Head No-Think, a man will pony up his hard-earned do-re-mi sure that his hard-earned will earn him hard in front of the pretty pricey lady he goes to see.

And then what? Then he's at the door and the gloss and fuzziness of those flattering photos. . . Well, in person there's only so much a fair-looking lass can do with so much, and suddenly the girl-next-door is just another fit MILF-next-door, and the client is lighter by 400 (700 for 2 hours with Steph) simoleons, and even with the lights dimmed to dusk levels you realize that the gal polishing your stick shift, the lady who stealthily produced the cover she used to blanket you beneath a latex layer. You realize she's attractive enough for a woman in her late 40's but Holy Smokes, Batman, did you just withdraw 400 greenbacks for a CBJ performed by a woman whose skills are good enough to get the job done but how many hours of your job do you have to get done to recover the after-tax dough you just handed over for your 15 minutes of covered pleasure (and that second pop will run you another see-note, see?

No, you don't always get what you pay for, and since there's one of us born every two minutes that's plenty good enough to find enough suckers to suck a couple of times a day at 8 centuries a day for 250 days a year that a pretty pricey Penny you just rented, and the landlady's going to walk away with 190,000 simoleons a year, give or take a simoleon.

No, you don't always get what you pay for, so you better vet the vag before you pay for it (that's why the boards exist after all), but there's the other side to Pretty Pricey Penny and that's that you almost never get what you don't pay for. So if the chef's expensive prix fixe dinner price is no guarantee of good food at Chez Punami, the cheap prices charged at the Do-Me Diner are even less of a guarantee. You go cheap you usually get cheap, and the occasional Jenny Gem is the exception that proves the miracle.

No, you don't always get what you pay for, but you almost always pay for what you pay to get, so maybe the truth lies somewhere in the middle, virtually smack dab in the glistening gash of reason and common sense, and if you do your research and you keep a firm grip on yourself, you're not going to be in a position where you ask yourself, "Did I really just deliver an envelope full of 4 Grants for no better reason than that a 2 D Cutie on a website convinced me to?

And before someone says it's not just about the looks and that you're paying for class, you're paying for skills, you're paying for atmosphere, you're paying for intelligence, let's all concede that the lady who takes the time to cleverly design her website is certainly intelligent, but for every ten ladies who think the honeypot between her legs contains is as full of gold as the Pot O'Gold at the end of the rainbow, it's only the one o'them who isn't deluding herself and trying to delude us all that her punami is slicker, sweeter, and snuggier than the punami of the younger, less ridick-ulously expensive lady advertising right there on the first page of ladies listed in your typical online classified adult entertainment section.

Just saying.

**Yardape08** · 10-22-13 21:03

Originally Posted by Ccup2 [View Original Post]

http://www.eros-boston.com/files/303308.htm

The pics are real but she looks much more like the one where she is sitting on chair with the white outfit on. Had a session with her, she bascially laid there, no energy, no sexuality, nothing. Did the usual, CBJ, daty and mish. I will not return. She is nice but I do not get how you can just lay there and think it is okay. Really no kissing either, bascially went thru the motions. No pms as they will be bad.

Checked out her website and her 1 hour incall is $400? Ouch! And for mediocre service at that and even a condom for the blowjob. Some here have espoused the theory that the higher priced the girl is the better the service or caliber of girl. The old "you get what you pay for" adage. I couldn't disagree more. It seems that there are varying tiers of websites to advertise on and the rates escalate accordingly with each but there is really no basis or justification for the graduated price system.

Craigslist CLCE would be at the bottom rung for relatively short $ with plenty of negotiation leverage for mainly UTR girls, Backpage would come next with the standard $200 an hour, and then there is Eros where many of the girls charge $300 per hour and up. In my personal experience no matter where they advertise or what they charge has little bearing on the quality of the girl or the session. There is no guarantee that the alleged higher end escort say does not have a drug habit or is less than GFE. There may be exceptions where agencies have a reputation for stellar service and will fire girls who don't live up to their standard.

I have always been wary of the girls who advertise on Eros myself. Some of the best GFE sessions with very sweet and hot bodied women I have ever had including overnights have been with girls who have not commanded the premium rates.

**Ccup2** · 10-22-13 11:47

http://www.eros-boston.com/files/303308.htm

The pics are real but she looks much more like the one where she is sitting on chair with the white outfit on. Had a session with her, she bascially laid there, no energy, no sexuality, nothing. Did the usual, CBJ, daty and mish. I will not return. She is nice but I do not get how you can just lay there and think it is okay. Really no kissing either, bascially went thru the motions. No pms as they will be bad.

**OhMyrdy** · 10-19-13 17:27

FYI she has moved out of Brockton and the service is still sketchy in quality. For past reviews look under Brockton Escorts.

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**BigJames** · 10-18-13 11:00

I hadn't realized it until you pointed it out, but you're right about Zoe looking like Famke Janssen. I've seen her (Zoe, not Famke) and had a good time. She has some good moves, nice body, and is intelligent. Nice combination. Worth seeing when she's back in town.

Originally Posted by RoadStar01 [View Original Post]

TG, She is a traveling provider. Comes and goes with the winds of change. In New York right now, according to BP. (under her other name: Sydney)

http://manhattan.backpage.com/Female...le-28/42622683

Also here: {edit: looks like this link is not allowed}

http://gentlemanschoice-nyc.********...c831da9096ba24

And here:

http://www.gfeangels.com/companion/12775/Zoe.html

Direct link for RSG still works, for what it's worth.

http://roomservicegirls.com/models/all/12420/Zoe.html

She's gorgeous. Reminds me of Famke Janssen.

**Member #4868** · 10-15-13 19:20

Originally Posted by ThatGuy23 [View Original Post]

Ummmm. Gulp.

http://adrianaleah.escortbook.com/

Is this girl...real? And she's in Boston? And I somehow am only finding her now??

Anyone here seen this girl?? Cause wow.

32 Reviews on the oThER site, average 8.55 and has a complete, as in COMPLETE, menu (I'd: 220806).

**ThatGuy23** · 10-15-13 18:45

Originally Posted by Momo2 [View Original Post]

Because at her rates, she needs to be gift wrapped.

I know, her rates are much higher than I would normally consider, but she looks so damn good.

**Momo2** · 10-15-13 18:28

Originally Posted by ThatGuy23 [View Original Post]

Ummmm. Gulp.

http://adrianaleah.escortbook.com/

Is this girl...real? And she's in Boston? And I somehow am only finding her now??

Anyone here seen this girl?? Cause wow.

Because at her rates, she needs to be gift wrapped.

**ThatGuy23** · 10-15-13 17:01

Ummmm. Gulp.

http://adrianaleah.escortbook.com/

Is this girl...real? And she's in Boston? And I somehow am only finding her now??

Anyone here seen this girl?? Cause wow.

**RoadStar01** · 10-12-13 02:42

TG, She is a traveling provider. Comes and goes with the winds of change. In New York right now, according to BP. (under her other name: Sydney)

http://manhattan.backpage.com/Female...le-28/42622683

Also here: {edit: looks like this link is not allowed}

http://gentlemanschoice-nyc.********...c831da9096ba24

And here:

http://www.gfeangels.com/companion/12775/Zoe.html

Direct link for RSG still works, for what it's worth.

http://roomservicegirls.com/models/all/12420/Zoe.html

She's gorgeous. Reminds me of Famke Janssen.

Originally Posted by ThatGuy23 [View Original Post]

RSG use to have a woman named Zoe pictured on the website. Like, fairly recently. I'm disappointed to discover she's no longer pictured! Anyone know if I have missed the boat on this one? I really hope not.

**ThatGuy23** · 10-11-13 15:20

RSG use to have a woman named Zoe pictured on the website. Like, fairly recently. I'm disappointed to discover she's no longer pictured! Anyone know if I have missed the boat on this one? I really hope not.

**Little Tony II** · 10-10-13 16:39

Try this, it is a page past the welcome page. You should be able to move around from here.

http://queenysadventure.com/calendar.phtml

Also...on her main page.... http://queenysadventure.com ... under the "Q" in Queeny there is a hidden click spot that will take you in

Eat your Wheaties first!

Tony.

Originally Posted by Iman2765 [View Original Post]

Ok. I went to the site and cannot get by the age check page. Am I missing something here? Not an expert but have plenty of internet surfing time.

**Javazer** · 10-10-13 15:38

Originally Posted by Iman2765 [View Original Post]

Santa, Thanks for the early Christmas present.

Iman here another present:

http://yourlust.com/videos/boston-ba...ml?promoid=awn

http://www.xvideos.com/video531594/queeny_luv

I remember breaking my condom inside her when she was still Danielle way before her brief appearance in porn. That was a memorable moment as she was on crutches after a leg injury while skiing.

J.

**Iman2765** · 10-10-13 14:03

Santa, Thanks for the early Christmas present.

Originally Posted by Santa66 [View Original Post]

It's not terribly intuitive, but here's what you need to do: move your cursor around (slowly) slightly left of center, just beneath the word "Queeny". A small window pops up on the screen that says "Enter". Click on that and you're in. As I mentioned, the web designer could have done a better job. BTW, I too have enjoyed Queeny on more than one occassion, and can definitely recommend. Just be sure you're well rested before you see her, as she will likely wear you out!

**Javazer** · 10-10-13 10:36

Originally Posted by Knottellin [View Original Post]

She's a petite spinner. Definitely worth an hour of your time, especially at that price.

Hey Knottellin, I saw Queeny numerous time over the years, starting back in the late 90's with Nina's as Danielle but Willtellyou she was not nor is a spinner, more like a nice little babyfat that will give you a really good time like your girlfriend does, has big p-why lips and still can perform one of the best BBBJ. Of course 15 years later she is no longer in my top 10.

Still recommend nontheless.

J