Massage Parlor Reports

**The Camel** · 11-21-13 00:16

Originally Posted by Caaznlvr [View Original Post]

There is a mp advertising heavy on BP. Latinas, 24 hr. Has anyone tried it?

If you're talking about D on Magnolia the place has been around for a couple of years or so along with another nearby spot or two that undoubtedly have the same owners. They always advertise extended hours but the ads seem to change week to week as to how late they're open and I'll leave it to a regular patron to post whether there's any truth in advertising these hours.

Bottom line is they are storefront MPs reputed to have reasonably hot latinas more often than not and I'll bet a veteran will find robotic service to be the general rule. Just doing the math based on my typical experiences and the general reps of LMPs in SoCal, haven't tried these particular spots. Many young guys are pretty thrilled to spend 30 minutes playing with a curvy latina regardless of GFE / P.S.E FAIL scenarios more often than not. Jaded old farts like me demand more than most of these chicas have to offer.

The key fact with D and its sister operations is you pay for a FS session UP FRONT. Door charge is going to be $140-160 for 30 minutes. If you end up with a chica who offers nothing but bad vibe in the preliminaries you're out of luck because door fee includes the FS tip. Some chicas may ask for tips on top of the door fee but don't know how common or uncommon that will be. I suppose its no different than seeing an escort previously sight unseen and you deposit the full donation on the front end, but not my style personally.

Shit, when it comes to latinas I'm just spoiled rotten. Next week I will feast on Tijuana chicas over Thanksgiving. Already have 3 dates set. Two for 12-18 hours and one for 36-48 hours. The shorter dates will set me back about $120 plus dinner and drinks and breakfast. The 2 day deal will cost me dinners, breakfasts and a couple of bottles of wine and tickets to the local multiplex, and her birthday present because she's a "novia" I've been seeing for years. 4 days of unrestricted GFE and porn scenes that I get to direct and star in for next to nada (I have already cultivated each of these chicas so the scenario is guaranteed). Oldest chica is the novia at 28. All of them freaking adorable spinners. So not much breast meat for Thanksgiving but I'm not complaining as these are really cute birds! Apologize that I'm making the point obnoxiously, but this is why I choose to pass on the sometimes sketchy and characteristically BBW latina action in LA and prefer to hang with the asian ladies when I'm playing north of the border. Latina lovers have got to find time to go to the source! Only a 140 minute drive from downtown Los Angeles if you choose your getaway time wisely. Admittedly a pain in the ass to get home from behind the "Berlin Wall".

**Hugh E Rection** · 11-19-13 17:57

Originally Posted by Redneck3565 [View Original Post]

There is a place near Saticoy and White Oak that advertises heavily on BP. Anyone know anything about it. Claims to be an "asian / latina" place. I have had about all the ethnic food I can handle, and am wondering where the places with white women are. Oh well, anyone who has the 411 on this place would be nice to see.

I went about a month ago and it was all Latina. The girl I was with had an hour glass figure and was very cute. It was good experience. Typical entry fee and .1 to the girl.

**Caaznlvr** · 11-13-13 14:55

There is a mp advertising heavy on BP. Latinas, 24 hr. Has anyone tried it?

**Grebo Guru** · 11-11-13 20:15

P.S. I'm looking for good Thai FS. Last attempt was at the apartment building by 405 and 101 and the girl was only partially Thai, couldn't even speak it .20 years and 20 lbs over advertised.

**Grebo Guru** · 11-11-13 20:14

Checked out what might have been 21210 Unit 5 on Devonshire St. They've been advertising on BP. I've attached a recent ad. The street address could be wrong. The numbers are right but maybe not in the right order. Call them for the address if you are going to go. They were advertising Japanese, Singaporean, and Thai that day. MMS was an almost 50 yo Thai lady. Very nice to talk to. She offered HE but I asked for FS. She said she was too fat for FS and yelled "April!" April was about 24 yo, Chinese (I guess Singaporean) and wanted $1.20 for FS. I counted $1. She wanted the money up front which I NEVER do...but since MMS called for her and knew what I wanted, I figured it was safe. April was pleasant enough, CBJ, CFS, not GFE. Nice body, maybe 120 lbs. I probably wouldn't go back, but she was basically what I needed.

-GG.

**Member #5605** · 11-09-13 22:05

There is a place near Saticoy and White Oak that advertises heavily on BP. Anyone know anything about it. Claims to be an "asian / latina" place. I have had about all the ethnic food I can handle, and am wondering where the places with white women are. Oh well, anyone who has the 411 on this place would be nice to see.

**Mr Sixty** · 11-07-13 20:25

A couple of months ago, I went to Lime. This place is operating as under the radar as I've seen. No sign in front, other than the word LIME stenciled on the door. I drew the short straw and got a woman who apparently works as MMS part of the time. Mid-40's (at least), but a good massage, and on the flip, simply smiled and walked out for her kit. When she returned, she started to undress with no further prompting, and I actually had to stop her, as I wasn't interested in FS. She was sweet, proficient, and compliant to my needs. Not GFE by any means, but better attitude than most.

I tipped $60, which should tell you what you need to know. I don't know why we waste our time on these obscure codes... You know what is happening when a guy tips $40, $60, $80 or $100 (or more), unless stated otherwise. I'm also done with the confusing .4, $.4, etc., that everyone misuses anyway. $40 is forty dollars. Nuff said. Rant .

So, last week, I returned about 3 pm, and Lime was busy. MMS (same woman I saw last time), told me to come back in 30 minutes, which I didn't have. Damn. Based on reviews I've seen, there are younger, wilder, funner providers, and I was hoping to get one of those. Instead, I went across the street to Therapy Health (next to the Cajun restaurant).

I drew an early-40's (or less) and still fairly cute provider. She did a great job on the rub. On the flip, after touching me and asking if it was OK, she put my hand on the outside of her blouse, and moaned, but outside access was all that was offered. (Fine with me, given appearances, etc). Despite what I've read, HE seems to be all that's available here. Finish was nice, but nothing special. I tipped $40 and was on my way.

**Grebo Guru** · 11-07-13 18:14

Originally Posted by Arthur3 [View Original Post]

I have gone to this place several times and always left satisfied with the proceedings, but never got FS. I don't think it's on the menu, apparently a management policy that is adhered to. If you've noticed, not only do the doors not have locks, they don't even have latches, so there is no expectation of privacy. All the girls I've seen there gave about the same level of service, with the only variation being the amount of access they gave you to their own assets.

Too bad because the place is huge, it's close to me, it has multiple choice. Just not action. I'll scratch it off the watch list.

Anyone got any good action in the West Valley?

**Grebo Guru** · 11-07-13 18:10

Originally Posted by GreboGuru [View Original Post]

REQUEST FOR INFO:

Anyone been to FE on Woodley? The place near Church's? Should I check it out?

-GG

I finally went and checked it out. It was a dud. Big room with lounge chairs for legit massage. Three or four private rooms that are so cramped you have to stand sideways in. Two ugly girls that won't do what I want. Good thing they gave me my money back. Didn't want a legit massage.

**Arthur3** · 11-05-13 18:58

Originally Posted by GreboGuru [View Original Post]

OK. It's been well over a year since I posted. I've been pretty fed up with the AMP scene and unhappy with the results. The good days around the turn of the century had me spoiled so I moved on to CL, BP, HX etc. I feel safer at the AMPs and have been experimenting a little again. Can't find anything but mostly old and ugly Asian women who just aren't into it. Would really like to find a good enthusiastic provider to visit again and again. In any event, below are some comments on semi-recent adventures:

Reseda / Place upstairs in the industrial area:

Been there twice. HJ / HE both times, could not persuade FS out of them. There was about 8 girls or so there, all 30's and 40's. Nothing very attractive. But the odds are there that someone will put out. The place is huge. The hallway seems to go on forever. I would think that if a girl led you back to the further down the hall section you've got a better chance, just a thought though. First time there I did have an interesting experience where one of the girls made me sit down and have lunch with the team. I had looked the place over, decided not to stay but she offered me home-made Chinese food asking me if I've had Chinese before. Ha! I've been to China. Duh! I didn't really want to eat their food since I didn't give them business, but she insisted. Next thing I knew another girl was sitting beside me and feeding me with chopsticks. Food was good, but good peasant food. I think the one girl used to be a "chef." As thanks I took her in a room, got an OK massage, and a HJ / HE. I think the 2nd time I went I asked from the start which girl would give FS and just got a head shake. I didn't stay.

I have gone to this place several times and always left satisfied with the proceedings, but never got FS. I don't think it's on the menu, apparently a management policy that is adhered to. If you've noticed, not only do the doors not have locks, they don't even have latches, so there is no expectation of privacy. All the girls I've seen there gave about the same level of service, with the only variation being the amount of access they gave you to their own assets.

**ILovePussy2** · 10-26-13 20:27

This is a legit foot massage place but for those that frequent this place, there was a chunky masseuse with big tits named Sunny that used to work there.

Have you guys spotted her anywhere?

**Tdlr5** · 10-18-13 10:10

Was cruising the area around devo and topanga and most of the shops were closed by 9. Bad day or is that the normal closure times for the area?

**Pistolero** · 10-15-13 18:21

Been noticing a few new AMPs in the east valley. On Vineland between Oxnard and Victory. And some on SW. Anyone got any 411 on these AMPs.

**Grebo Guru** · 10-03-13 14:07

REQUEST FOR INFO:

Anyone been to FE on Woodley? The place near Church's? Should I check it out?

-GG

**Grebo Guru** · 10-03-13 14:05

OK. It's been well over a year since I posted. I've been pretty fed up with the AMP scene and unhappy with the results. The good days around the turn of the century had me spoiled so I moved on to CL, BP, HX etc. I feel safer at the AMPs and have been experimenting a little again. Can't find anything but mostly old and ugly Asian women who just aren't into it. Would really like to find a good enthusiastic provider to visit again and again. In any event, below are some comments on semi-recent adventures:

Reseda / Place behind the PO:

I've been going there for somewhere up to 7 years. Always get FS. I've seen them come and I've seen them go. My favorite left a long time ago. I have a hard time remembering names, but the semi-cute chunky one gives good FS and the old not as cute one gives FS but a better BJ. $.4 for a HH, I always tip $1.

Reseda / Place upstairs in the industrial area:

Been there twice. HJ / HE both times, could not persuade FS out of them. There was about 8 girls or so there, all 30's and 40's. Nothing very attractive. But the odds are there that someone will put out. The place is huge. The hallway seems to go on forever. I would think that if a girl led you back to the further down the hall section you've got a better chance, just a thought though. First time there I did have an interesting experience where one of the girls made me sit down and have lunch with the team. I had looked the place over, decided not to stay but she offered me home-made Chinese food asking me if I've had Chinese before. Ha! I've been to China. Duh! I didn't really want to eat their food since I didn't give them business, but she insisted. Next thing I knew another girl was sitting beside me and feeding me with chopsticks. Food was good, but good peasant food. I think the one girl used to be a "chef." As thanks I took her in a room, got an OK massage, and a HJ / HE. I think the 2nd time I went I asked from the start which girl would give FS and just got a head shake. I didn't stay.

Van Nuys / Balboa near Home Depot.

Went about a year ago and got OK FS. Went twice since then and got a big fat zip. Saw CiCi yesterday. Cute skinny body. Played grab ass while I wiggled my dong on the the table for her. Tried to get her to touch it and she wouldn't. Offered me her cell number. I texted and it came back as blocked. Maybe she doesn't have text on her pre-paid? I don't know. I'll try calling and see if it rings though. Maybe I can get her on the side and bang the bottom out of her. She had a sweet disposition and smile that turned me on.

Granada Hills / Near Mighty Mouth.

Closed now. I went one time and got great FS from this cute 30ish provider. Liked her a lot. Went back a week or two later and the place as closed.

Panorama City / near the Swap Meat.

They advertise Colombian girls. Checked it out a few months ago. Definitely Colombian girls. Big asses. I'm not into that. Took a short fake blonde into the room. Had an interesting experience. Started with a little CBJ, moved on to CFS. Condom became a little loose and almost fell off. Maybe I was trying to sneak a stealth BBFS. Anyway, she noticed and didn't like it. She was extremely calm, cool, and collected. She told me that she was done and that this one was a freebie, as in no tip for her. I said OK. Dressed and left giving no tip. I had still paid the door of course. The place has a guy working the door, might seem a little weird considering all the AMPs have mama sans, but he was very polite and friendly. I MIGHT go back and check it out again. I like Latinas, but I like small butts that I can get in my crouch easily.

Reseda / 2nd floor place in Vietnamese shopping center.

Used to be called TLC back in '09 and a million other names since then. Back in '09 this place as great. There was an EXTREMELY cute 20 something named YoYo that I had fallen in serious lust with. She was young, cute, and had these torpedo tits to die for. Unfortunately, now days, the pickings are rotten. I've gone in randomly over the last three name changes and have never seen something I'd want to do. I was in again about a week ago. Some ugly old hag greeted me after I had walked in. I hoped that maybe something was cuter in the back. I went to the room and asked to see the girls. She said it was just her. I bowed out.

Sherman Oaks / near 101.

Place that advertises Thai girls on BP. Just like all the other places that work out of apartments and post beautiful pictures of young girls. That's not what you get. They post a name, measurements, weight, and description. You go dreaming to to give some liquid love to "Mary" and end up with a "Brenda." It's never the girl you thought you were going to see. I don't understand how they get away with it. Last year I went to one of the places in Woodland Hills / Encino advertising a 20 something old Japanese girl, when I got to the door she was a 30 something Chinese girl BORN in Japan. Pissed me off. Turned around, left, and texted mama san some nasty grams. Anyways, SO "Thai" place. Yeah, again not the girl in the pictures. Older, heavier (but normal my American women standards) , I tried speaking some Thai to her (I've been to Thailand too and REALLY miss the fine young pussy there. Best in the world along with the Philippines.) and she would answer me back in English. Finally I got her to admit that she was half Thai and half Vietnamese or something and not born either. I wasn't happy. I was horny. I was in the door. I slipped it to her anyway. She was alright. I wish I remembered the name so I could give a fair warning, but it doesn't matter since she would have rotated out in a week anyways just like all the others.

Reseda / GH.

I've been going there since the 90's but haven't been there for a few years. I'm not sure why. I think my last experience was bad with a 40ish Korean lady who was completely boring. The place behind the PO is so close by and I KNOW I'll get what I want there, so I head there. I've had girls at GH that were absolutely incredible and I've had boring ones. I guess I didn't follow my own advice. My advice to any of you out there who go someplace and have a great time and when you repeat have a horrible experience. You're basing everything on one person. Don't be that guy who goes to a store and meets a bad salesperson or bad customer support person on the phone and then hate the company. In the latter example, hang up and call back, you'll probably get better results. In the AMP world, if you've heard good things about a place and know that it should be giving you what you want, go back in a week or two. The girls will have swapped out by then.

REQUEST: If anyone out there knows a good place where I can get FS from 20 something SKINNY GFE friendly providers Asian, Latina, Martian, from anywhere, but definitely young skinny and enthusiastic. Please toss me a carrot and PM me. I'm stick of wasting my easily earned but small pittance money and not getting what I fully want. I'm seriously seriously jonesing for some young small tight wet hole to pound! I so wish I had the bucks right now to go back to SE Asia and just swim in the sea of young fresh pussy again!

-GG