Strip Club Reports

[Blueman22]

Got to disagree.

If you put the top five head to head (no pun intended) between DVCOI and Synn, most guys will go with Synn these days.

Try Synn on a Thursday day shift or night. Dance prices are cut and a 15 minute VIP for $75.

Good to know, I'll check it out again sometime soon, been a while since I went in there, last few times were pretty low quality and I got over it, worth another shot I suppose then.

[R Dawg714]

Got to disagree.

If you put the top five head to head (no pun intended) between DVCOI and Synn, most guys will go with Synn these days.

Try Synn on a Thursday day shift or night. Dance prices are cut and a 15 minute VIP for $75.

Stay Up,

Are Dawg.

Stopped by DVCOI recently at night, the line up was pretty poor. Maybe 20 girls working, and less than half falling in the even acceptable range, which is disappointing considering this is usually a spot for the better looking ladies in the area, especially compared to Paradise or Synn. Got a dance by a big boobed latina girl in topless (3 for 2) who's name I never got, full contact immediately and plenty of stick shifting. Watched the ladies on stage for a while and kept getting let down as none of the better looking ladies were getting on the stage, and since the stage dances go so long here, if you get a few bad ones in a row it sucks. (Does anyone know why they go so long? About every 2 dancers, the waitress would get on stage for like 5-10 minutes, there were about 10 working, mostly much more attractive than the dancers. It was becoming a long night of seeing unattractive ladies. Grabbed a couple more dances qucikly with whatever dancer was coming around at the time, one ok, one meh, was over it and went home.

Don't know if its been posted or not, but in my journeys here and talks with the ladies, I'm pretty confident dances are always 3 for 2, regardless of if the blue light special is announced and on, its just how the machines work. Can anyone else confirm this?

[The Camel]

Stopped by DVCOI recently at night, the line up was pretty poor. Maybe 20 girls working, and less than half falling in the even acceptable range, which is disappointing considering this is usually a spot for the better looking ladies in the area, especially compared to Paradise or Synn. Got a dance by a big boobed latina girl in topless (3 for 2) who's name I never got, full contact immediately and plenty of stick shifting. Watched the ladies on stage for a while and kept getting let down as none of the better looking ladies were getting on the stage, and since the stage dances go so long here, if you get a few bad ones in a row it sucks. (Does anyone know why they go so long? About every 2 dancers, the waitress would get on stage for like 5-10 minutes, there were about 10 working, mostly much more attractive than the dancers. It was becoming a long night of seeing unattractive ladies. Grabbed a couple more dances qucikly with whatever dancer was coming around at the time, one ok, one meh, was over it and went home.

Don't know if its been posted or not, but in my journeys here and talks with the ladies, I'm pretty confident dances are always 3 for 2, regardless of if the blue light special is announced and on, its just how the machines work. Can anyone else confirm this?

If you go on Mondays the topless dances are 3 for 2 all day. Otherwise, only during blue lights as far as I have seen, but as you observed, the blue lights happen very frequently. Close to 50% of the time if not more often. I find this club to be wildly up and down as to talent and mileage and also believe that day shifts are much better for mileage as is generally true in strip clubs. There are fewer dancers and you don't expect the hotness quotient to equal the night shift, but there has usually been enough happy surprises waiting in the wings, and it doesn't cost much to sample. I've hardly been there lately but when I have I see an entrenched group of amazingly cute spinners working days who are better left to the voyeuristic pleasure of watching them on stage. Generally very poor choices for the dance booths. But I usually find a known sure thing fave or a happy surprise and rarely leave unsatisfied.

[Blueman22]

Stopped by DVCOI recently at night, the line up was pretty poor. Maybe 20 girls working, and less than half falling in the even acceptable range, which is disappointing considering this is usually a spot for the better looking ladies in the area, especially compared to Paradise or Synn. Got a dance by a big boobed latina girl in topless (3 for 2) who's name I never got, full contact immediately and plenty of stick shifting. Watched the ladies on stage for a while and kept getting let down as none of the better looking ladies were getting on the stage, and since the stage dances go so long here, if you get a few bad ones in a row it sucks. (Does anyone know why they go so long? About every 2 dancers, the waitress would get on stage for like 5-10 minutes, there were about 10 working, mostly much more attractive than the dancers. It was becoming a long night of seeing unattractive ladies. Grabbed a couple more dances qucikly with whatever dancer was coming around at the time, one ok, one meh, was over it and went home.

Don't know if its been posted or not, but in my journeys here and talks with the ladies, I'm pretty confident dances are always 3 for 2, regardless of if the blue light special is announced and on, its just how the machines work. Can anyone else confirm this?

[Hornyag]

Into and out.

You put out the best reports here, it is a shame to see you go but I can understand.

Have fun out there!

[Into N Out]

I'm taking a break from reports.

Even this report will get copied and pasted.

It all goes here: www.zbone.com/profile/datybj

Because the author of that profile has no life, and I probably fucked the girl he had a make-believe relationship with.

Not sure if zbone is behind it, or if it truly is a totally pathetic guy, but ya. It's not a bot, it's some guy who presses control-see and control-v in between jerk-off sessions to gay porn.

Goodbye for now. I'll still lurk around, so if you want to chat, pm me.

[CookieLover2]

It doesn't hurt to try. She said she wouldn't fuck just anyone.

Dats what they all say; $ talks

[Into N Out]

What about older skinny guys?

It doesn't hurt to try. She said she wouldn't fuck just anyone.

[Poke-Herman]

Checked out Paradise after watching the Dodger game at a sportsbar. There were about 10 PL's and the ones I saw working were: Erica, Anjanna, Sativa, Veronica, Serenity, Sasha. Another site, said Jordan was working as well, but since I have never seen her before, I couldn't figure out which one was her. Veronica sits down next to me and starts chatting it up. If you like BBW's, she is definitely your girl. She is cute, but gets annoying and pushy for dances. Sativa appeared from the back from time to time after her usual bong hits, but she had probably made enough money for the day as she didn't come out for dances during the hour that I was there.

I stuck around and was approached by Serenity. I hadn't danced with her in quite some time and she told me that she took a year off. She looks great from the last time I remember seeing her. Took her for a 341 and she gave a nice CBJ / HJ combo. They offer 2 for 1 $20 topless dances now, but I am sure that the girls don't want to offer it as the house probably takes half of the $20.

If anyone can describe Jordan for me in detail, please PM me so I can look out for her next time. Thanks!

[AizenMyoo]

What about older skinny guys?

I'd say Paradise is definitely a sure shot place. If your friend is a younger half way decent looking guy, I'd also recommend seeing Indiana at Monarchs. She works almost every night (except fridays). She's been a sure shot thing, but she won't fuck older fat guys. She also brings all the essentials (COver, wipes, lube, etc.) FS in the 15-min VIP (.75) , and she's got a pretty nice body. It really depends on what day you go to paradise, though. PM me and I'll try to help you out.

[Into N Out]

Anyone been to Monarchs lately? If so, has Indiana been working? She hasn't been on the RCs but I know she comes in late.

Nm. She was there last night.

[Into N Out]

Anyone been to Monarchs lately? If so, has Indiana been working? She hasn't been on the RCs but I know she comes in late.

[LuckyNutz]

So went to Paradise a couple of weeks ago to have a little fun. My mistake for going on a very slow day as Karina sat with me for about 30 minutes and didn't see many woman I was attracted to. Needless to say, Karina was sweet, but I wasn't interested in her at all.

The next girl that sat next to me was Gia. Nice curvy girl with nose ring and mouth ring. She talked me into a 3-4-1 and after the first song, gave me a menu. Little head talked and after about two songs, left satisfied. Probably won't dance with her again.

Was really looking for something different and ended up with what ever was left for a midshift UHM. Next time will think twice.

[Youngster420]

Yup, sounds like a typical Paradise experience! Last time I danced with Harmony the same thing happened, I had nowhere to shoot it and had to use my shirt.

[Ocbarbarian]

I was vegging out at home yesterday with nothing to do when devious thoughts starting running through my mind. I figured a trip to Paradise might help to clear my mind, and I was right. I take the 20 minute drive to COI arriving shortly before noon. Entrance is free before noon so I'm off to a good start. I enter and get comfortable at one of the tables while my eyes adjust to the darkness. There's a girl on stage, whose name I did not get, with an incredible body. There is nothing more beautiful than a woman's body.

I count at least 7 girls but There may have been more. All are attractive in some way. I have read a lot of complaints about the quality of paradise girls on this board and I have to disagree. Everyone has their own taste and mine is for curvy next door type latinas. I don't like them fat and toothless either, so I do have standards. Anyways, I'm approached by 3 girls.

#1 is a young latina spinner type with a pretty face. She was however very quiet and made no physical contact. After 5 minutes of me making small talk and light flirting, I see my girl #3. 5'6", D titties, slim waste, curvy hips with a big ass, and jet black hair. I couldn't help but stare as she walks by me and smiles. I think #1 got the hint and abruptly offers a dance. I respectfully decline. #1 hadn't taken two steps before #2 pounces on me from behind.

#2 is another latina spinner who is not as pretty as #1 but she is way cooler. Very talkative and flirtatious. Light touching on my knee and hand. Way cool chick but I wanted the brick house instead and it showed. #2 offers a dance and adds that I won't be disappointed. I respectfully decline and hope that the brick house will approach me next. As #2 walks away, I turn my head looking for #3 and to my disappointment she's sitting with someone. I said "fuck" and turned back around.

She must have seen, because I shit you not, she stands next to me 5 seconds later. It was destiny. We sit and chat and she goes for some light rubbing on the crotch area and I'm sold. We go for the 3-4-1 and the fun begins. First 2 songs I get light stick shifting under my shorts and lfk the entire time. 3rd song I can't take it anymore and I undo my fly and she says " I guess your not a cop", I shake my head and grunt. This is where it gets scary, she licks my head once and gives me a titty fuck which is cool. She gets up grabs my cock and starts positioning her pussy over it. I grab the tip of my pecker and push her off softly. I tell her she better not get her pussy close to my dick because I'm going to stick it in. She moves my hand and does it again, I'm thinking aw fuck I can't say no. Thank god, as soon as I felt her wet pussy on the tip, my dick starts to do the twerk. I push her away and tell her I'm coming. She turns around, bends over, and spreads her ass cheeks. I start to jack hammer myself to completion. It was f'ing great, except I hand a hand a handful of goo. I should've just came on the floor, but what are we, animals? I had no choice but to wipe my hand in my pocket, consequently wiping jizz on my iPhone and on the wad of twenties. I give her another kiss on the lips and hand her the 3 sticky twenties. I stop at the washroom before I head out.