Massage Parlor Reports

**Ron M** · 10-03-13 03:51

Originally Posted by Teabagplain [View Original Post]

Not everyone has had to learn the hard way. Thanks to sites like this, the information is practically served up on a silver platter. Newer entrants into the hobby have no idea what it was like putting yourself out there trying new places; feeling out which girls were game; giving large tips and making repeat visits to see if trust would earn you anything; or how much money we ended up blowing before we finally found what we were looking for. My own Lake Street experience was about 8 or 9 years ago and cost me around 200-250 (cash, so couldn't ask a credit card company to stop the payment).

Us Hobbyists that have been at this for a while had to learn on our own back in the day. Call the number listed in the Adult Section of a newspaper and hope everything went well. We had nobody to ask if they had seen that Provider. I've had my share of Mistakes and getting Ripped Off. The New Guys can learn from us older Hobbyists on the Mistakes we made. Sure the New Guys will make Mistakes and even get Ripped Off. It's just the Nature of this Hobby.

**Teabagplain** · 10-02-13 23:00

Originally Posted by Gopher88 [View Original Post]

Even though we all have learned the hard way. I went there like 6 years ago maybe more. If I remember wright it was called O'Hara Girls.

Is this the same place? Go there to throw away their cash away on Lake Street jack shack. Lake Street traditionally a waste of money. The girls there WOW nice 80. At the door. Then 250. I walk out asked for my money back no way. I called the credit card company. To see if I had to pay the 80. Good thing I called they billed me 80. Two, Times then 250. Tot 410. They stopped it all. Never go there.

Not everyone has had to learn the hard way. Thanks to sites like this, the information is practically served up on a silver platter. Newer entrants into the hobby have no idea what it was like putting yourself out there trying new places; feeling out which girls were game; giving large tips and making repeat visits to see if trust would earn you anything; or how much money we ended up blowing before we finally found what we were looking for. My own Lake Street experience was about 8 or 9 years ago and cost me around 200-250 (cash, so couldn't ask a credit card company to stop the payment).

**Ron M** · 10-02-13 14:14

[QUOTE=Gopher88; 1890835]

Originally Posted by CTmongerX1 [View Original Post]

Even though we all have learned the hard way about the good and bad in this business, I cannot allow a newbie to throw away their cash on a Lake Street jack shack. So my advice is RTFF, anything Lake Street, city or burbs is traditionally a waste.

Even though we all have learned the hard way. I went there like 6 years ago maybe more. If I remember wright it was called O'Hara Girls.

Is this the same place? Go there to throw away their cash away on Lake Street jack shack. Lake Street traditionally a waste of money. The girls there WOW nice 80. At the door. Then 250. I walk out asked for my money back no way. I called the credit card company. To see if I had to pay the 80. Good thing I called they billed me 80. Two, Times then 250. Tot 410. They stopped it all. Never go there.

OMG. You paid $410? For half that you could have had a Provider that would do whatever you wanted. $410 would have gotten you at least 2 Sessions with a Good Provider. They got you good.

**Gopher88** · 10-02-13 09:44

[QUOTE=CTmongerX1; 1890359]Even though we all have learned the hard way about the good and bad in this business, I cannot allow a newbie to throw away their cash on a Lake Street jack shack. So my advice is RTFF, anything Lake Street, city or burbs is traditionally a waste.

Even though we all have learned the hard way. I went there like 6 years ago maybe more. If I remember wright it was called O'Hara Girls.
Is this the same place? Go there to throw away their cash away on Lake Street jack shack. Lake Street traditionally a waste of money. The girls there WOW nice 80. At the door. Then 250. I walk out asked for my money back no way. I called the credit card company. To see if I had to pay the 80. Good thing I called they billed me 80. Two, Times then 250. Tot 410. They stopped it all. Never go there.

**Gopher88** · 10-02-13 09:30

Originally Posted by CTmongerX1 [View Original Post]

Have not seen any recent reports on one of my favorites, Unwind Spa. Hit them this weekend, with 2 other loud mongers also visiting. Saw Judy, in her 30's, very good massage, decent English skills, usual damage $65 for the hour + tip within the rules. Only downside is the club next door always loud day and night. Would repeat.

Ctm

Lisa from Sennia's still there? I know Kathy, from alices is gorn for a long time now.

**CTmongerX1** · 10-01-13 19:56

Have not seen any recent reports on one of my favorites, Unwind Spa. Hit them this weekend, with 2 other loud mongers also visiting. Saw Judy, in her 30's, very good massage, decent English skills, usual damage $65 for the hour + tip within the rules. Only downside is the club next door always loud day and night. Would repeat.

Ctm

**CTmongerX1** · 10-01-13 19:50

Originally Posted by TomCody1986 [View Original Post]

I noticed that Chicago Touch on Lake St gets reasonable reviews on another site, and I also noticed that there is a google offer for $20 off. It seems unlikely to me that a place offering extras would advertise in this way.

If you can share anything on Chicago Touch, much appreciated (I haven't seen anything here)

Even if you can't share on Chicago Touch, do you agree that a place offering extras is not likely to advertise in this way?

Even though we all have learned the hard way about the good and bad in this business, I cannot allow a newbie to throw away their cash on a Lake Street jack shack. So my advice is RTFF, anything Lake Street, city or burbs is traditionally a waste.

Ctm

**Randolph** · 10-01-13 18:28

They post on BP usually with the street intersection. I forgot the name.

Been there twice. They are just east of cicero on south side of touhy.

First time got a late thirties. More probably forties. Woman. She seemed "open" in attitude and within a few moments she was naked and I was happily rubbing her. She BBBJ and spent a lot of time before I blew. Then very nice massage.

It was a bit pricey. 70 door for an hour and she started with 100 but got her down to 50 for the rest. I left quite happy.

So I try again recently. Younger sounding woman on the phone. Show up and ask how much for the hour and she says sorry can only do half. Ok but she asked for 55 for the half which sort of pissed me off.

Decent looking body. So so face. I think she said Kelly.

Ok soft massage for ten mins. On flip she asked if I wanted more. Said sixty for he. No bargaining she was firm. Had to give her the tip before service which also pisses me off. Then she asks for 40 more to take off top. Screw that. She performed just fine and I still slipped up and played under her bra.

I probably won't go back since I suspect she is more the rule than the exception. If I'm wrong I hope one of your guys will let me know.

Randolph

**RichardHead788** · 09-30-13 21:54

Anyone know where Lydia from the place on Midwest Road went to? I know when the Oakbrook place shut down she went to a place in Wheaton. I haven't seen her in forever. I know she is legit and doesn't give extras but she sure did give one hell of a massage? I used to have her number, but lost it when I got a new phone. Anybody have her contact number? Please PM me.

**DMichaels69** · 09-30-13 20:48

I had such a good time with Jo Ann that I have not been back. She is a sassy and sweet, great combination. Her personality is so much different than any girl whose given me a massage. I'd be afraid that my expectations would be for that. From this and other boards I read I would agree even after going one time that it would be hit or miss. I would guess in a few months she may be just a memory as I thought they rotated out every 2 to 3 months.

Originally Posted by Jovi69 [View Original Post]

I'm not sure hot fast I would want to get to this place. I agree that the massage is better then most other places. The overall experience with the table shower, sauna and massage is nice, but it's still hit or miss. Most of the girls are younger and decent looking. I've dropped 800 here in the last two months and left less then satisfied on four straight visits. I've left this place in the past feeling like a King. I did see that short hottie you might be talking about on my way out last visit. For $$ a visit, I'm going to keep looking elsewhere.

**Jovi69** · 09-30-13 20:22

Originally Posted by NWI60 [View Original Post]

As I have posted before, I have been to the Pine Tree many times over a numbers of years. Always reliable service. Semi-erotic table shower followed by what is usually a better than average massage. Typically you're going to be serviced by a late 30's, early 40's Asian gal. The current line up is something I have rarely seen at the Pine Tree. Nobody over 30, at least not the 3 I saw wandering around this morning. My girl was Jo Ann, cute and petite as they come, mid 20's. The 0ther 2 I saw looked to be in the same age bracket.

Jo Ann delivered the goods as one would expect, but had a nice little tease element to her, and without seeming phony. A really great time. My advice, get there ASAP. I can't see this line up lasting. They never do.

Standard 70 for the table shower. 80 on the flip. Very enthusiastic the whole time.

I'm not sure hot fast I would want to get to this place. I agree that the massage is better then most other places. The overall experience with the table shower, sauna and massage is nice, but it's still hit or miss. Most of the girls are younger and decent looking. I've dropped 800 here in the last two months and left less then satisfied on four straight visits. I've left this place in the past feeling like a King. I did see that short hottie you might be talking about on my way out last visit. For $$ a visit, I'm going to keep looking elsewhere.

**NWI60** · 09-30-13 14:03

As I have posted before, I have been to the Pine Tree many times over a numbers of years. Always reliable service. Semi-erotic table shower followed by what is usually a better than average massage. Typically you're going to be serviced by a late 30's, early 40's Asian gal. The current line up is something I have rarely seen at the Pine Tree. Nobody over 30, at least not the 3 I saw wandering around this morning. My girl was Jo Ann, cute and petite as they come, mid 20's. The 0ther 2 I saw looked to be in the same age bracket.

Jo Ann delivered the goods as one would expect, but had a nice little tease element to her, and without seeming phony. A really great time. My advice, get there ASAP. I can't see this line up lasting. They never do.

Standard 70 for the table shower. 80 on the flip. Very enthusiastic the whole time.

**TomCody1986** · 09-30-13 11:34

I noticed that Chicago Touch on Lake St gets reasonable reviews on another site, and I also noticed that there is a google offer for $20 off. It seems unlikely to me that a place offering extras would advertise in this way.

If you can share anything on Chicago Touch, much appreciated (I haven't seen anything here)

Even if you can't share on Chicago Touch, do you agree that a place offering extras is not likely to advertise in this way?

**Brandon83** · 09-29-13 12:02

Don't be confused. I was disappointed for both reasons. Massage was lame. I was alone in the room for about 9 minutes out of the 30. Storefronts will at least give a real massage for $45 per half hour. Jessica's upsell at this place ridiculous. No real attempt at salesmanship. And, I paid total of $100, including "tip", not $40.

Originally Posted by StayPuff [View Original Post]

I'm confused, are you disappointed because the massage was bad or you were expecting more for $40? For a latina massage place, their prices are pretty normal.

With that said I haven't returned since, but only because they don't have a full menu.

**StayPuff** · 09-28-13 15:36

Originally Posted by Brandon83 [View Original Post]

This is the world's record for shortest time between ending a session and posting comments about it. I go into a little more detail on other forum sites. This can only mean it contains a negative review, but it's fair. I've been in this forum over a year. I've seen these Latinas advertise for almost a year. This is the first time someone answered the phone. This place advertises in the BP Body Rub section, and really that's all you are going to get in this case for $40. Their minimum tip suggested when I called was $60, in this case even with the HE, is really overpriced. Before I got up from the table, I knew I would not be returning. I did complain a little about not even getting the 30 minutes. I strongly suggest, skip this one.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...bs-25/14182021

I'm confused, are you disappointed because the massage was bad or you were expecting more for $40? For a latina massage place, their prices are pretty normal.

With that said I haven't returned since, but only because they don't have a full menu.