Massage Parlor Reports

[MongerExpert]

Didn't you see my posts about Quincy and CT being old ladies doing massages? It is a hit or miss from time to time, some mongers are lucky and some are certainly not, like myself. CT and Quincy is ack!

Try Milton, quite young 40s on face, but body is 30ish.

That's a definite no go. Sketchy location as well across the street from condominiums. I think I was like the only customer there when they initially opened. A place to try lately meaning now is star at 1073. Excellent tease, above average. A little bit of acupressure and then like Dr. Pepper " just what the doctor ordered." It's under new management so it appears that things have changed. Unfortunately there may be a rotation. PM for all details. Mr Bao's posts are all spot on. I feel bad for some mongers that feel bad for the masseuses and just say whatever even though it's their grandma touching them inappropriately. The bait and switch tactic is in full effect, or the dreaded upsell masseuses. Like Mr Bao said it really is hit or miss, or even worse leave sad. In my opinion a go to place, if you haven't gone to an AMP is 1073.

[Mr Bao]

Went to Oval this past Friday and boy I made a big mistake. After reading reviews I was hoping for a younger provider but ended up with a 50+ one instead. Felt bad and got the HH and got a good massage. Was draped on the flip but was uncovered by her after she massaged around my legs. She had some knockers on her but I didn't want to touch because I'm not into old ladies. Damage was 40+40 and after that experience, I think I'm done with this hobby for a while.

Didn't you see my posts about Quincy and CT being old ladies doing massages? It is a hit or miss from time to time, some mongers are lucky and some are certainly not, like myself. CT and Quincy is ack!

Try Milton, quite young 40s on face, but body is 30ish.

[BooCocky]

1147.

Visited the 2nd floor around Labor Day and was greeted by an early 40's provider. It was a Friday afternoon and she was the only one there. She spoke English pretty well and wasn't bad looking. Paid 40 for HH and got an ok massage. On the flip she asked if I was police and proceeded to give the HE. While giving the HJ she was pretending to give me a BJ and talking dirty. UTC top. She didn't offer any extras. Wasn't too bad and left happy and didn't count the tip I left on the table.

Visited the 1st floor over the summer but met a very old lady at the door when I knocked and I was shocked that she was 60+. I politely asked if they had openings next week and left. Not sure if she was the mamasan or not I didn't want to take the chance.

Oval.

Went to Oval this past Friday and boy I made a big mistake. After reading reviews I was hoping for a younger provider but ended up with a 50+ one instead. Felt bad and got the HH and got a good massage. Was draped on the flip but was uncovered by her after she massaged around my legs. She had some knockers on her but I didn't want to touch because I'm not into old ladies. Damage was 40+40 and after that experience, I think I'm done with this hobby for a while.

Not familiar with the names but visiting Boston tomorrow (Chinatown). I have no problem with the older ladies, which is why I am asking, otherwise, it will probably be off to Edin.

[Spaz2580]

Legit. It's also across the street from LEO station. They may be same owners as the place in Newton that offers $48 / hour. Also near the police station and legit.

Went to 62 Union recently for an hour massage for $48, they offer 4 handed for $70 but the AMP named Kelly was alone that day. She gave a better than average massage with no teasing. On the flip she kept the boys covered and didn't allow roaming. The website and business card stated 1 free massage with 10 but Kelly said in halted english that they don't offer that anymore. I was wondering if anybody else has had much luck there, maybe it was because I was a first timer.

Looks 6.

Massage 8.

Tip 20.

Probably won't repeat unless I feel like just getting a decent massage for a very reasonable price.

[Ace In Natick]

Went to 62 Union recently for an hour massage for $48, they offer 4 handed for $70 but the AMP named Kelly was alone that day. She gave a better than average massage with no teasing. On the flip she kept the boys covered and didn't allow roaming. The website and business card stated 1 free massage with 10 but Kelly said in halted english that they don't offer that anymore. I was wondering if anybody else has had much luck there, maybe it was because I was a first timer.

Looks 6.

Massage 8.

Tip 20.

Probably won't repeat unless I feel like just getting a decent massage for a very reasonable price.

[SushiBoy78]

Went to Oval this past Friday and boy I made a big mistake. After reading reviews I was hoping for a younger provider but ended up with a 50+ one instead. Felt bad and got the HH and got a good massage. Was draped on the flip but was uncovered by her after she massaged around my legs. She had some knockers on her but I didn't want to touch because I'm not into old ladies. Damage was 40+40 and after that experience, I think I'm done with this hobby for a while.

[SushiBoy78]

Visited the 2nd floor around Labor Day and was greeted by an early 40's provider. It was a Friday afternoon and she was the only one there. She spoke English pretty well and wasn't bad looking. Paid 40 for HH and got an ok massage. On the flip she asked if I was police and proceeded to give the HE. While giving the HJ she was pretending to give me a BJ and talking dirty. UTC top. She didn't offer any extras. Wasn't too bad and left happy and didn't count the tip I left on the table.

Visited the 1st floor over the summer but met a very old lady at the door when I knocked and I was shocked that she was 60+. I politely asked if they had openings next week and left. Not sure if she was the mamasan or not I didn't want to take the chance.

[SushiBoy78]

Strolled over to CT during my lunch break a few months back and buzzed 4D. Walked down the hallway and met with a decent looking 35+ spinner. I would give her a 6/10 on looks. Gave a decent massage and proceeded with a HE on the flip. UTC top. Damage was 40+40 and she didn't count the tip. Glad I haven't met anyone who asked how much $ for things.

[Member #4868]

Found this on the board in RI and thought the gents here may enjoy reading about real heroes battling dangerous criminals.

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[TBone1970]

Finally got an appointment with her at her city of presidents location (not nor wood).

After the big hassle of being grilled with questions and multiple calls it was a waste of a lot of money.

Looked 5/10 maybe if its dark she looks better like in prior reports.

Skiills were awful, she had bad breath and gave a lack luster massage. There is a lot on the table to offer if she is comfortable.

On the flip after a few strokes a BBBJ was offered and started for extra however her mouth was dry and all I could smell was her bad breath. This is not joke I have never experienced something so bad. It was like a cat tongue.

This experience was a nightmare. DO NOT see her huge waste of time and disgusting.

The two numbers she uses end in 7160 and 2600.

Pm me for more info.

I was hoping this would work out based on her nor wood location.

Curious too. See her ads often, but never see any reviews. Called her once and she kept questioning me where I saw her ad. Decided to skip it due to this annoying questioning.

[RiWheezy]

Originally Posted by MongerExpert [View Original Post]

Isn't this review very wacky? I mean are you kidding me? A lengthy review like that for a quick pump and go? The price should be 80 tops. This nonsense belongs on the phony websites like tosluts / eros / someone's personal blog. Someone might want to call LE and have them set up an appointment.

Since when is EROS a phony website? Tosluts is fake, BP is filled with scammers (yet you seem to frequent it's advertisers) I'm afraid your self appointed expert status is nothing more than delusion.

[JohnJr1]

Something is not right with you! Your posts are outlandish and anyone suggesting that LE be called on ANY provider or massage establishment has a got some screws lose! I think I'm not alone in saying that you seriously need to reevaluate your attitude and your approach because hot water is right at your feet! I hope you can run & jump fast enough!

Is this a joke? In case anyone new to the forum is reading this: this is not how we do things here. Posting about overcharging here accomplishes enough, calling LE on any of these places stirs up more trouble than it's worth.

Also, there's no accounting for taste: a rushed session with a young hottie might be just what somebody is looking for. This site is for exchange of information related to mongering, not a neighborhood watch. And some reviews are more Proust than Hemingway. I don't care, I just ignore what isn't helpful or amusing.

[Tommy Anonymus]

Isn't this review very wacky? I mean are you kidding me? A lengthy review like that for a quick pump and go? The price should be 80 tops. This nonsense belongs on the phony websites like tosluts / eros / someone's personal blog. Someone might want to call LE and have them set up an appointment.

Is this a joke? In case anyone new to the forum is reading this: this is not how we do things here. Posting about overcharging here accomplishes enough, calling LE on any of these places stirs up more trouble than it's worth.

Also, there's no accounting for taste: a rushed session with a young hottie might be just what somebody is looking for. This site is for exchange of information related to mongering, not a neighborhood watch. And some reviews are more Proust than Hemingway. I don't care, I just ignore what isn't helpful or amusing.

[Mr Bao]

Some of the mongers don't know how to monger.

I am not ashamed of taking that hit, LOL.

So please enlighten me with the info on the first floor. LOL

[MongerExpert]

Second.

There's a first floor?

Some of the mongers don't know how to monger.