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10-01-13 16:34 #14390
Oval
Went to Oval this past Friday and boy I made a big mistake. After reading reviews I was hoping for a younger provider but ended up with a 50+ one instead. Felt bad and got the HH and got a good massage. Was draped on the flip but was uncovered by her after she massaged around my legs. She had some knockers on her but I didn't want to touch because I'm not into old ladies. Damage was 40+40 and after that experience, I think I'm done with this hobby for a while.
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10-01-13 16:33 #14389
1147
Visited the 2nd floor around Labor Day and was greeted by an early 40's provider. It was a Friday afternoon and she was the only one there. She spoke English pretty well and wasn't bad looking. Paid 40 for HH and got an ok massage. On the flip she asked if I was police and proceeded to give the HE. While giving the HJ she was pretending to give me a BJ and talking dirty. UTC top. She didn't offer any extras. Wasn't too bad and left happy and didn't count the tip I left on the table.
Visited the 1st floor over the summer but met a very old lady at the door when I knocked and I was shocked that she was 60+. I politely asked if they had openings next week and left. Not sure if she was the mamasan or not I didn't want to take the chance.
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10-01-13 16:32 #14388
4d
Strolled over to CT during my lunch break a few months back and buzzed 4D. Walked down the hallway and met with a decent looking 35+ spinner. I would give her a 6/10 on looks. Gave a decent massage and proceeded with a HE on the flip. UTC top. Damage was 40+40 and she didn't count the tip. Glad I haven't met anyone who asked how much $ for things.
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10-01-13 11:56 #14387
Tax dollars at work
Found this on the board in RI and thought the gents here may enjoy reading about real heroes battling dangerous criminals.
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10-01-13 11:44 #14386
Bamboo Revisited F rating
Finally got an appointment with her at her city of presidents location (not nor wood).
After the big hassle of being grilled with questions and multiple calls it was a waste of a lot of money.
Looked 5/10 maybe if its dark she looks better like in prior reports.
Skiills were awful, she had bad breath and gave a lack luster massage. There is a lot on the table to offer if she is comfortable.
On the flip after a few strokes a BBBJ was offered and started for extra however her mouth was dry and all I could smell was her bad breath. This is not joke I have never experienced something so bad. It was like a cat tongue.
This experience was a nightmare. DO NOT see her huge waste of time and disgusting.
The two numbers she uses end in 7160 and 2600.
Pm me for more info.
I was hoping this would work out based on her nor wood location.
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10-01-13 10:04 #14385
Re monger expert (my ass!)
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Isn't this review very wacky? I mean are you kidding me? A lengthy review like that for a quick pump and go? The price should be 80 tops. This nonsense belongs on the phony websites like tosluts / eros / someone's personal blog. Someone might want to call LE and have them set up an appointment.
Since when is EROS a phony website? Tosluts is fake, BP is filled with scammers (yet you seem to frequent it's advertisers) I'm afraid your self appointed expert status is nothing more than delusion.
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10-01-13 09:57 #14384
Monger xpert
Something is not right with you! Your posts are outlandish and anyone suggesting that LE be called on ANY provider or massage establishment has a got some screws lose! I think I'm not alone in saying that you seriously need to reevaluate your attitude and your approach because hot water is right at your feet! I hope you can run & jump fast enough!
Originally Posted by Tommy Anonymus
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10-01-13 08:45 #14383Is this a joke? In case anyone new to the forum is reading this: this is not how we do things here. Posting about overcharging here accomplishes enough, calling LE on any of these places stirs up more trouble than it's worth. Originally Posted by MongerExpert
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Also, there's no accounting for taste: a rushed session with a young hottie might be just what somebody is looking for. This site is for exchange of information related to mongering, not a neighborhood watch. And some reviews are more Proust than Hemingway. I don't care, I just ignore what isn't helpful or amusing.
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10-01-13 00:40 #14382
Newbie monger
I am not ashamed of taking that hit, LOL. Originally Posted by MongerExpert
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So please enlighten me with the info on the first floor. LOL
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09-30-13 23:27 #14381
Whoa
Some of the mongers don't know how to monger. Originally Posted by Mr Bao
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09-30-13 23:23 #14380
Wow
That is unheard of. Did you see Gina? Originally Posted by Mr Bao
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09-30-13 23:21 #14379
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Second. Originally Posted by MongerExpert
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There's a first floor?
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09-30-13 23:07 #14378
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Which location 1st floor or second? Originally Posted by Mr Bao
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09-30-13 22:19 #14377
My two-cents
There's a Quincy spot. 1147 Hancock street, if you search for it, my thoughts. Greedy! I didn't even agree to the half or full hour and the lady was asking how much green papers did I have with me for tips. I took my green papers from her hand and took my business elsewhere.
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09-30-13 20:40 #14376
Ct 40 h
Rolled up to my usual spot at 40 Harrison and instead of pressing 2B I pressed all of the buttons and got buzzed in. Took elevator up and my plan work there was a girl standing outside pretty much every door. Scoped the youngest girl and walked in. I do not know what letter it was but it was the 3rd door on the left. Massage was ok flipped with no drape and she got the message. .50 .40 for the half. It is so easy.
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