Massage Parlor Reports

**Ymmv Alot** · 10-06-13 21:33

I have regretfully noted the 50-minute rule at the new city. And although I like the place and the providers, I think (at least for now) , I will take my custom elsewhere.

Perhaps the manager will notice. The hobby is enjoyable, but not inexpensive. And with furloughs or just the expenses of life, if 50 minutes = hour, the $80 should = $67.

FWIW. I visited last week. Had another enjoyable appointment with Nichole who is CMT-quality with great hands. I was frustrated only by again being shortened on time, but if you visit perhaps.

YMMC Alot

**Telcova** · 10-06-13 16:32

Originally Posted by OneHitWonders [View Original Post]

Thanks for the post. I don't blame you."shorting of time" is a big turn off for me-even if the masseuse is very good. I just don't like that feeling of being rushed out.

June at City told me you get 50 min for the hr and 25min for the half (when I told her I got shorted there last time)

**Serpico99** · 10-06-13 11:29

Originally Posted by Harley Dude 29 [View Original Post]

Stopped by Smile to see if any good treats. Drew Kimmy. TS was ok, but not much cleaning of key areas even with encouragement. Decent massage but she was very good at staying out of reach. Decent HE but nothing more. Bad part of visit was her actions on her tip. She was not happy with the standard $40 and threw it on the table and escorted me to the door with no talk or anything. Wold not go back nor recommend. Maybe she will learn some day that normal actions get normal pay and no more.

This has been my experience with the Korean AMPs. Friggin greedy. They want more money for less work.

**Harley Dude 29** · 10-06-13 09:17

Stopped by Smile to see if any good treats. Drew Kimmy. TS was ok, but not much cleaning of key areas even with encouragement. Decent massage but she was very good at staying out of reach. Decent HE but nothing more. Bad part of visit was her actions on her tip. She was not happy with the standard $40 and threw it on the table and escorted me to the door with no talk or anything. Wold not go back nor recommend. Maybe she will learn some day that normal actions get normal pay and no more.

**Kijimuna** · 10-05-13 17:25

Originally Posted by Pcpc1688 [View Original Post]

Is Coco the long haired Chinese gal? If so, what is on the menu. PM is fine.

PC out

Coco is late 20's / early 30's with long hair. Cici is the older lady with even longer hair.

**Pcpc1688** · 10-05-13 10:09

Originally Posted by Kijimuna [View Original Post]

Coco is back at Swan. Hands down the hottest Chinese provider around.

Is Coco the long haired Chinese gal? If so, what is on the menu. PM is fine.

PC out

**Kijimuna** · 10-04-13 14:11

Originally Posted by Pcpc1688 [View Original Post]

Any of you fine gentleman come across anything to write home about lately?

Looking for another diamond in the rough.

PC out

Coco is back at Swan. Hands down the hottest Chinese provider around.

**Pcpc1688** · 10-04-13 10:43

Any of you fine gentleman come across anything to write home about lately?

Looking for another diamond in the rough.

PC out

**Telcova** · 10-02-13 13:52

Originally Posted by Skirite Hound [View Original Post]

June, from M&M in Franconia, has moved to this new place in Springfield. It's tucked away behind the Air Plus air conditioning business. You can't see it from Old Keene Mill Road. It's decent, with a table shower. June is a good provider, but you can distract her by getting her talking too much. The massage suffers in that case. That's one advantage of providers that don't speak English.

Saw June this weekend decent massage, and HE with digit, she went deep.

I'd do it again.

**Pcpc1688** · 10-01-13 15:17

Originally Posted by MrSunnyHills [View Original Post]

If experienced old timers like RF have problems, it seems to reinforce my decision to do a lot less exploring than I used to - especially of KAMPs, at least when stuck here in DC / NOVA. I have a regular here, do a few CAMPs and do more while out traveling. What a pain when you can't even count on the KAMPs for a basic NOVA finish, even given a $80 door fee. Sucks! As PC would say. I wish I was back in SoCal. My first house was in the heart of San Gabriel Valley. Home of asian value.

Sunny, nothing like SGV for Asian holes LOL.

PC out

**Roamin Roman** · 10-01-13 03:14

Originally Posted by Krakatoa [View Original Post]

That might be useful if I knew what it meant. Could be the lunch menu for all I know.

Well, depending on your tastes at lunch, I guess these items might be on the menu.

(See Xnyong's post, just above. Happy dining, and all that jizz. I mean, jazz.)

R:R

**MikeInDC** · 09-30-13 22:48

I usually frequent MoCo, Jessup or Greenbelt but I will find myself in Alexandria this weekend. I see a ton of places advertising on CL but I have no idea which are worth visiting. Can anyone help a brother out?

Thanks.

**MrSunnyHills** · 09-30-13 14:01

Originally Posted by Randy Farang [View Original Post]

I must be losing it in my old age. For the second time in weeks I've taken one for the team and been more than a little disappointed.

I've been seeing ads for Merrifield Wellness which is located behind the Target and boasts of the "! MOST GENTLE AND BEAUTIFUL MASSEUSE IN THE WORLD!" With a claim like that I had to check it out.

My first clue that disappointment was looming on the horizon was the lack of a wall, or door, between the hallway and the treatment room. There is a mostly opaque curtain. Clue two was the presence of a top sheet on the massage table. Alarm bells are now clanging, but hope springs eternal. And the masseuse was young and cute.

But all my hopes were squelched when my efforts at roaming were quickly rebuffed and I was told "we don't massage THAT part here!"

If you are looking for "The Perfect Place To Relax and De-Stress" you might wast to look somewhere else. The massage wasn't too bad, but I left more stressed than I arrived.

If experienced old timers like RF have problems, it seems to reinforce my decision to do a lot less exploring than I used to - especially of KAMPs, at least when stuck here in DC / NOVA. I have a regular here, do a few CAMPs and do more while out traveling. What a pain when you can't even count on the KAMPs for a basic NOVA finish, even given a $80 door fee. Sucks! As PC would say. I wish I was back in SoCal. My first house was in the heart of San Gabriel Valley. Home of asian value.

**S 1157** · 09-30-13 10:19

Ok so I went back here Thursday since my last trip was so much fun. Nice therapist, but very mechanical and standard finish, so looks like my friends that said I must have gotten a rare one were right, this was not anywhere close to my last trip.

**Skirite Hound** · 09-29-13 09:24

June, from M&M in Franconia, has moved to this new place in Springfield. It's tucked away behind the Air Plus air conditioning business. You can't see it from Old Keene Mill Road. It's decent, with a table shower. June is a good provider, but you can distract her by getting her talking too much. The massage suffers in that case. That's one advantage of providers that don't speak English.