Strip Club Reports

**HungerGames34** · 11-01-13 09:50

So I saw the advertisements for Paradise on Halloween last week that said they were offering $100 VIP's and 25 dollar nudes. Since I started going there this year I have not seen them offer any specials other than the price of admission. So I made sure to plan a trip. Apparently I was not the only one who saw this because when I got there around 3 pm the place was packed. At least a lot more than the norm for a weekday afternoon.

Unfortunately my ATF was not working yesterday, so I decided to make this a talent hunting trip and abandon the VIP idea. And just to clarify, when they offer 25 dollar nudes, the dancers offer 2 for 1's and not the normal 3 for 1. Just be careful on this one. I can see some potential confusion there for regulars thinking their set was cut short.

Anyway, the first girl to approach was Shana. I checked the RTRC on Bonedin and surprisingly no info. She is a tall blonde Latina. Border lining on BBW but completely firm all over. Large all natural see cups. She has a pretty face, but I'm thinking she is in her mid to late 30's. So up close, you can definitely see she is no spring chicken. She Sat. Down and gave me the old rub on top of the shorts and chatted a bit. Thick accent, so every other word from me was, 'what?' I let her know I just got there and wanted to check things out, but she didn't go away like normal when a dancer is told this. She just kept rubbing away. This technique worked because after a couple stage shows we were on our way to the booths. This chick is very, very sensual. As a matter of fact, she was definitely the best dance set of the day for me! FFZ up top and bottom, FIV, and a little HJ action as well. She took it slow, which I prefer a dancer to do, and this made it all the better. The one problem I had was she asked for a tip at the end. The dance was so good; so I was going to tip her anyway. I just wasn't a fan of her asking for it.

I Sat. Back down for a good while, and I finally saw the famous Erica. I have heard the stories and wanted to see for myself. I can see what they are saying on Bonedin about her face. The years of dancing are starting to take there toll. On a side note, I saw her sister, and she looks a lot younger and fresh faced. The rest of the descriptions about Erica are spot on. Very petite spinner with large implants. Incredible grind in the back with a little under the shorts HJ. I get the feeling that if I asked, there could have been extras, but I got very turned off when I felt her breasts. I don't know if anyone has covered this, but when you feel her boobs, they don't feel like boobs. You're basically grabbing implant bags. And the problem is, they feel like implant bags! This girl has 0 fat on her, so it stands to reason that any natural boobs she may have been long gone from so much working out. All that is left are pure implants. This is a no go for me. After 2 sets I thanked her and Sat. Back down. No tip. Also, I should mention that I saw her stage show later, and she does this really cool Shakira routine. For a place that is known for half ass stage shows, this was a real gem.

After a while I wanted to wrap things up, so I went with my back up plan since my ATF wasn't there. I was thinking my best options were, Harmony (who looked pretty damn good by the way), Sativa, or Shay. Out of the 3 Shay was the hottest, and the first one to approach. I figured I would finish things off with her since she is one of the hottest girls working at this club IMHO. She looks very similar to Jenna Haze but with bottle blonde hair and without the giant gums. She is in damn good shape with be cups. Unfortunately I should have taken the warnings about her being business like more seriously. For example, I sometimes tell a dancer I am ready to spend all of my money on her, to flatter them. I normally get back something like "Aww, how sweet", or "You know just what to say to a girl". With this one I got back "How much do ya got? This probably should have been a red flag, but she is so hot, I went for it anyway. We went back to the booth, and it was just awkward. FFZ up top, but NFZ down below. She did go for the HJ, but she kept positioning herself for any kind of defense she could come up with. I wasn't trying to do too much, but it was obvious she was not really into it. So this just kind of turned me off. Should have negotiated up front. She said she normally works one day a week because she is an LVN as a day job, so I guess she does not really need to provide too much. Even though she is hot, I don't think I will repeat with her. I will just stick with my ATF.

Also, I want to add that they will be starting $100 VIP's on Wednesdays starting next week. So for any regular PL's to this place, you are probably going to have to re-evaluate your visiting schedules.

Sorry for the length of this, but I wanted to be as informative as possible.

**PJams** · 11-01-13 02:32

Originally Posted by Bad112 [View Original Post]

Hey fellas, Me and a few buddies are going to be heading to either DV or Paradise during the daytime one of these upcoming Fridays as a sort of "pre-warm up" before we all head to Vegas together. I've always been a DV guy simply because it is such a great deal, but it really seems to me after reading many of the previous posts that Paradise is definitely more well known across the board with the strippers that they give more than just dances. It seems like only a small portion of the girls at DV would offer extras. What do you guys think, Should I head to Paradise for guaranteed extras or stick with DV? Also, how much should I be looking to spend at Paradise for extras and a few dances?

Thanks for any input guys.

Once you do an afternoon at Paradise. You'll say f Vegas. Trust me, don't even go...spend you cash at COI instead. You'll know just how robbed you got in Vegas onthe way back.

**Member #4464** · 10-31-13 20:38

Hey fellas, Me and a few buddies are going to be heading to either DV or Paradise during the daytime one of these upcoming Fridays as a sort of "pre-warm up" before we all head to Vegas together. I've always been a DV guy simply because it is such a great deal, but it really seems to me after reading many of the previous posts that Paradise is definitely more well known across the board with the strippers that they give more than just dances. It seems like only a small portion of the girls at DV would offer extras. What do you guys think, Should I head to Paradise for guaranteed extras or stick with DV? Also, how much should I be looking to spend at Paradise for extras and a few dances?

Thanks for any input guys.

**Blueman22** · 10-17-13 18:50

Originally Posted by RDawg714 [View Original Post]

Got to disagree.

If you put the top five head to head (no pun intended) between DVCOI and Synn, most guys will go with Synn these days.

Try Synn on a Thursday day shift or night. Dance prices are cut and a 15 minute VIP for $75.

Good to know, I'll check it out again sometime soon, been a while since I went in there, last few times were pretty low quality and I got over it, worth another shot I suppose then.

**R Dawg714** · 10-16-13 01:12

Got to disagree.

If you put the top five head to head (no pun intended) between DVCOI and Synn, most guys will go with Synn these days.

Try Synn on a Thursday day shift or night. Dance prices are cut and a 15 minute VIP for $75.

Stay Up,

Are Dawg.

Originally Posted by Blueman22 [View Original Post]

Stopped by DVCOI recently at night, the line up was pretty poor. Maybe 20 girls working, and less than half falling in the even acceptable range, which is disappointing considering this is usually a spot for the better looking ladies in the area, especially compared to Paradise or Synn. Got a dance by a big boobed latina girl in topless (3 for 2) who's name I never got, full contact immediately and plenty of stick shifting. Watched the ladies on stage for a while and kept getting let down as none of the better looking ladies were getting on the stage, and since the stage dances go so long here, if you get a few bad ones in a row it sucks. (Does anyone know why they go so long? About every 2 dancers, the waitress would get on stage for like 5-10 minutes, there were about 10 working, mostly much more attractive than the dancers. It was becoming a long night of seeing unattractive ladies. Grabbed a couple more dances qucikly with whatever dancer was coming around at the time, one ok, one meh, was over it and went home.

Don't know if its been posted or not, but in my journeys here and talks with the ladies, I'm pretty confident dances are always 3 for 2, regardless of if the blue light special is announced and on, its just how the machines work. Can anyone else confirm this?

**The Camel** · 10-15-13 15:24

Originally Posted by Blueman22 [View Original Post]

Stopped by DVCOI recently at night, the line up was pretty poor. Maybe 20 girls working, and less than half falling in the even acceptable range, which is disappointing considering this is usually a spot for the better looking ladies in the area, especially compared to Paradise or Synn. Got a dance by a big boobed latina girl in topless (3 for 2) who's name I never got, full contact immediately and plenty of stick shifting. Watched the ladies on stage for a while and kept getting let down as none of the better looking ladies were getting on the stage, and since the stage dances go so long here, if you get a few bad ones in a row it sucks. (Does anyone know why they go so long? About every 2 dancers, the waitress would get on stage for like 5-10 minutes, there were about 10 working, mostly much more attractive than the dancers. It was becoming a long night of seeing unattractive ladies. Grabbed a couple more dances qucikly with whatever dancer was coming around at the time, one ok, one meh, was over it and went home.

Don't know if its been posted or not, but in my journeys here and talks with the ladies, I'm pretty confident dances are always 3 for 2, regardless of if the blue light special is announced and on, its just how the machines work. Can anyone else confirm this?

If you go on Mondays the topless dances are 3 for 2 all day. Otherwise, only during blue lights as far as I have seen, but as you observed, the blue lights happen very frequently. Close to 50% of the time if not more often. I find this club to be wildly up and down as to talent and mileage and also believe that day shifts are much better for mileage as is generally true in strip clubs. There are fewer dancers and you don't expect the hotness quotient to equal the night shift, but there has usually been enough happy surprises waiting in the wings, and it doesn't cost much to sample. I've hardly been there lately but when I have I see an entrenched group of amazingly cute spinners working days who are better left to the voyeuristic pleasure of watching them on stage. Generally very poor choices for the dance booths. But I usually find a known sure thing fave or a happy surprise and rarely leave unsatisfied.

**Blueman22** · 10-15-13 05:17

Stopped by DVCOI recently at night, the line up was pretty poor. Maybe 20 girls working, and less than half falling in the even acceptable range, which is disappointing considering this is usually a spot for the better looking ladies in the area, especially compared to Paradise or Synn. Got a dance by a big boobed latina girl in topless (3 for 2) who's name I never got, full contact immediately and plenty of stick shifting. Watched the ladies on stage for a while and kept getting let down as none of the better looking ladies were getting on the stage, and since the stage dances go so long here, if you get a few bad ones in a row it sucks. (Does anyone know why they go so long? About every 2 dancers, the waitress would get on stage for like 5-10 minutes, there were about 10 working, mostly much more attractive than the dancers. It was becoming a long night of seeing unattractive ladies. Grabbed a couple more dances qucikly with whatever dancer was coming around at the time, one ok, one meh, was over it and went home.

Don't know if its been posted or not, but in my journeys here and talks with the ladies, I'm pretty confident dances are always 3 for 2, regardless of if the blue light special is announced and on, its just how the machines work. Can anyone else confirm this?

**Hornyag** · 10-01-13 00:31

Into and out.

You put out the best reports here, it is a shame to see you go but I can understand.

Have fun out there!

**Into N Out** · 09-30-13 22:07

I'm taking a break from reports.

Even this report will get copied and pasted.

It all goes here: www.zbone.com/profile/datybj

Because the author of that profile has no life, and I probably fucked the girl he had a make-believe relationship with.

Not sure if zbone is behind it, or if it truly is a totally pathetic guy, but ya. It's not a bot, it's some guy who presses control-see and control-v in between jerk-off sessions to gay porn.

Goodbye for now. I'll still lurk around, so if you want to chat, pm me.

**CookieLover2** · 09-30-13 07:02

Originally Posted by Into N Out [View Original Post]

It doesn't hurt to try. She said she wouldn't fuck just anyone.

Dats what they all say; $ talks

**Into N Out** · 09-29-13 23:16

Originally Posted by AizenMyoo [View Original Post]

What about older skinny guys?

It doesn't hurt to try. She said she wouldn't fuck just anyone.

**Poke-Herman** · 09-29-13 20:33

Checked out Paradise after watching the Dodger game at a sportsbar. There were about 10 PL's and the ones I saw working were: Erica, Anjanna, Sativa, Veronica, Serenity, Sasha. Another site, said Jordan was working as well, but since I have never seen her before, I couldn't figure out which one was her. Veronica sits down next to me and starts chatting it up. If you like BBW's, she is definitely your girl. She is cute, but gets annoying and pushy for dances. Sativa appeared from the back from time to time after her usual bong hits, but she had probably made enough money for the day as she didn't come out for dances during the hour that I was there.

I stuck around and was approached by Serenity. I hadn't danced with her in quite some time and she told me that she took a year off. She looks great from the last time I remember seeing her. Took her for a 341 and she gave a nice CBJ / HJ combo. They offer 2 for 1 $20 topless dances now, but I am sure that the girls don't want to offer it as the house probably takes half of the $20.

If anyone can describe Jordan for me in detail, please PM me so I can look out for her next time. Thanks!

**AizenMyoo** · 09-29-13 18:49

What about older skinny guys?

Originally Posted by Into N Out [View Original Post]

I'd say Paradise is definitely a sure shot place. If your friend is a younger half way decent looking guy, I'd also recommend seeing Indiana at Monarchs. She works almost every night (except fridays). She's been a sure shot thing, but she won't fuck older fat guys. She also brings all the essentials (COver, wipes, lube, etc.) FS in the 15-min VIP (.75) , and she's got a pretty nice body. It really depends on what day you go to paradise, though. PM me and I'll try to help you out.