Massage Parlor Reports

**RiWheezy** · 10-01-13 10:04

Originally Posted by MongerExpert [View Original Post]

Isn't this review very wacky? I mean are you kidding me? A lengthy review like that for a quick pump and go? The price should be 80 tops. This nonsense belongs on the phony websites like tosluts / eros / someone's personal blog. Someone might want to call LE and have them set up an appointment.

Since when is EROS a phony website? Tosluts is fake, BP is filled with scammers (yet you seem to frequent it's advertisers) I'm afraid your self appointed expert status is nothing more than delusion.

**JohnJr1** · 10-01-13 09:57

Something is not right with you! Your posts are outlandish and anyone suggesting that LE be called on ANY provider or massage establishment has a got some screws lose! I think I'm not alone in saying that you seriously need to reevaluate your attitude and your approach because hot water is right at your feet! I hope you can run & jump fast enough!

Originally Posted by Tommy Anonymus [View Original Post]

Is this a joke? In case anyone new to the forum is reading this: this is not how we do things here. Posting about overcharging here accomplishes enough, calling LE on any of these places stirs up more trouble than it's worth.

Also, there's no accounting for taste: a rushed session with a young hottie might be just what somebody is looking for. This site is for exchange of information related to mongering, not a neighborhood watch. And some reviews are more Proust than Hemingway. I don't care, I just ignore what isn't helpful or amusing.

**Tommy Anonymus** · 10-01-13 08:45

Originally Posted by MongerExpert [View Original Post]

Isn't this review very wacky? I mean are you kidding me? A lengthy review like that for a quick pump and go? The price should be 80 tops. This nonsense belongs on the phony websites like tosluts / eros / someone's personal blog. Someone might want to call LE and have them set up an appointment.

Is this a joke? In case anyone new to the forum is reading this: this is not how we do things here. Posting about overcharging here accomplishes enough, calling LE on any of these places stirs up more trouble than it's worth.

Also, there's no accounting for taste: a rushed session with a young hottie might be just what somebody is looking for. This site is for exchange of information related to mongering, not a neighborhood watch. And some reviews are more Proust than Hemingway. I don't care, I just ignore what isn't helpful or amusing.

**Mr Bao** · 10-01-13 00:40

Originally Posted by MongerExpert [View Original Post]

Some of the mongers don't know how to monger.

I am not ashamed of taking that hit, LOL.

So please enlighten me with the info on the first floor. LOL

**MongerExpert** · 09-30-13 23:27

Originally Posted by Mr Bao [View Original Post]

Second.

There's a first floor?

Some of the mongers don't know how to monger.

**MongerExpert** · 09-30-13 23:23

Originally Posted by Mr Bao [View Original Post]

Second.

There's a first floor?

That is unheard of. Did you see Gina?

**Mr Bao** · 09-30-13 23:21

Originally Posted by MongerExpert [View Original Post]

Which location 1st floor or second?

Second.

There's a first floor?

**MongerExpert** · 09-30-13 23:07

Originally Posted by Mr Bao [View Original Post]

There's a Quincy spot. 1147 Hancock street, if you search for it, my thoughts. Greedy! I didn't even agree to the half or full hour and the lady was asking how much green papers did I have with me for tips. I took my green papers from her hand and took my business elsewhere.

Which location 1st floor or second?

**Mr Bao** · 09-30-13 22:19

There's a Quincy spot. 1147 Hancock street, if you search for it, my thoughts. Greedy! I didn't even agree to the half or full hour and the lady was asking how much green papers did I have with me for tips. I took my green papers from her hand and took my business elsewhere.

**JohnnyOceans** · 09-30-13 20:40

Rolled up to my usual spot at 40 Harrison and instead of pressing 2B I pressed all of the buttons and got buzzed in. Took elevator up and my plan work there was a girl standing outside pretty much every door. Scoped the youngest girl and walked in. I do not know what letter it was but it was the 3rd door on the left. Massage was ok flipped with no drape and she got the message. .50 .40 for the half. It is so easy.

**MongerExpert** · 09-29-13 22:30

Originally Posted by Smoke Screen [View Original Post]

Adobe's report saved me 160 and alot of aggravation. I was all set to go, but after reading his review I cancelled.

I wouldn't actually do that, but after seeing how adobe was taken, it really irked me. At least he only got taken for 160. Still that's a lot. He probably could have got a sick (really good) 4 handed massage for around that from a good AMP. Don't take that post too literal. It was mainly due to frustration that's all. No need for alarm. That would be pretty dumb calling LE, they would be like ummm how do you know about this in the first place?

**Spaz2580** · 09-29-13 20:16

Curious too. See her ads often, but never see any reviews. Called her once and she kept questioning me where I saw her ad. Decided to skip it due to this annoying questioning.

Originally Posted by TBone1970 [View Original Post]

Anyone had luck with Bamboo massage? Ads on CL and BP.

Says they are off 95.

NO returns calls 3 days now.

Great location though.

**HappyDave** · 09-29-13 17:18

One of my firts haunts many, may years ago, gave it up for amy of angle, gave that up for the bikini girls south of the border. After a report here gave it a try since I wanted to stay local and avoid FS. Asked for and got Kaily (sp) mid 30s to early 40s. Ok looking, asked for the hour loft touch and basicaly got a 40 min tease, very good. Rest was mechanical and OTC only. Would do a 30 min repete but only if in the area. Looks 6, tease 8 ending 7. 6 plus. 4 tip.

**Smoke Screen** · 09-29-13 16:33

Originally Posted by Skatar018 [View Original Post]

Calling LE is going to help reslove this how in your opinion? (rhetorical)

While I would like to believe it's your frustration speaking when you say call LE, I would not advocate involving LE unless it was a life & death situation.

On both sides of the business providers & mongering is illegal & all LE is interested in is the bust, they arrest everyone they can & let others sort it out.

If I'm wrong in my belief that it's more than your frustration speaking out, then feel free MR Expert to be the "SOMEONE" to call LE.

BTW let us know how that turns out for you, as I'm sure you'd like someone to call LEs attention to your activities.

As for Adobe's post & review being wacky, lengthy, or belonging else where?

When it's your site you get to say when, where, & what context can be posted. Otherwise Adobe's post is within the general rules & posting guidlines.

He TOFTT, posted that he got beat to help others not get beat & you critique his post calling it very wacky, too lengthy, & nonsense! Suggesting it belongs on other "phony sites" but not here? Are you kidding me kidding me! If you disagree with his views & postings use the ignore button.

Speaking for myself when anyone suggests calling LE to reslove an issue such as this the first thing that comes to mind is, I think I smell a RAT SOB.

Adobe's report saved me 160 and alot of aggravation. I was all set to go, but after reading his review I cancelled.

**NorthShore123** · 09-29-13 11:56

Little head was doing the thinking last night and figure I would try this place out again. First time was a terrible experience but there arent really any good places close by to me any more (that I know of at least. If people want to pm me info on sure things pref with extended menus feel free LOL)

Location. On the same road as lotus and the one in the brown building right across the street from mcdonalds in danvers. Just closer to 128. It looks like it was in an old house that had an insurance place in it at one time. I didn't use the house parking lot. I parked in walgreens across the street and walked over.

Looks like a one person operation. Lady is no looker. She's about 6 feet tall but skinny. .5 for the half or .7 for the full. I went with the half. Made sure she understood that I only wanted a lite massage with a lot of teasing. She had a heated table now and turned that one. The "massage" was ok and towards the end she got in between my legs and started the tease. Next thing I know she's playing with the boys with her feet and teasing me. Almost felt like a 4 handed massage LOL. After the tease she asked me to flip and she stayed in between my legs doing the same thing. I only paid for the .5 but got over the time I paid for. This time was a lot better then the first time and I left happy. Not sure If I will return. The language barrier in the AMPs don't do it for me but the little head seems to win the battle on this one.

For the people that complain of no links now

http://boston.craigslist.org/nos/thp/4097233047.html