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09-28-13 15:29 #11380Senior Member

Posts: 693Review: Halley
http://jacksonville.backpage.com/Fem...ley-38/5006716
2 Stars-Repeat in a pinch.
I commented on her a few posts back. Cool chic as long as you like the age bracket (which is actually 5 or so years higher than stated) Nice figure for the age as she is a retired former jax stripper from 7 years back. Easygoing, artsy chic, and nice conversation. Would have made her 3 stars but need to deduct 1 star for CBJ and outcall which added to the cost. I AM glad I called as her infrequent posts had me curious for a while. Almost tempted to try again due to her being down to earth and overall cool personality. Let's see what time and distance does to me.
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09-28-13 15:14 #11379Senior Member

Posts: 693Review: Jewelz
http://jacksonville.backpage.com/Bod...ree-26/5016039
2 Stars-Repeat if nothing better.
Saw her once a while back off of Wells. Performance was just fine. No complaints she just wasn't all that hot. It was funny because she was REALLY cautious. I was pulling into the parking lot of # and got the one question I hate."What car are you driving?" That puts me instantly on edge that I'll answer and be swarmed by flashing green and red lights and it won't be fucking santa claus. All was fine though.
When I got to the room she had another redneck friend. And a pregnant one at that! She was instructing her on the finer points of setting up a call. (1) first you do this, (2) then you do this, (3) don't say this on the phone. It was so hilarious I joined in and gave my two cents worth. I said "oh yeah, by the way (1) do this, (2) don't say this. It was like a tutoring session! Then jewelz and I fooled around with the preggo friend watching.
Preggo was just weeks away from delivering and I guess wanted to take up the business. I did see her once before she then disappeared (she actually did post on BP). Never posted again and its too bad because the friend was really cute. Feel like calling Jewelz again to get to the friend.
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09-28-13 14:53 #11378Senior Member

Posts: 693Review: Maria
http://jacksonville.backpage.com/Bod...545-37/3574210
3 Stars- Repeatable.
A nice girl who gives the full GFE experience. Kinda nice hooters actually. A word of warning echoed previously. The first time she ran like 1. 5 hours late but we did meet up. A second midday try was a total flub and she said she had car problems. This is a mom with kid scheduling issues (school, dinner, bedtime, all that good stuff) so a high flake-out potential. The time it DID work out was near midnight so I'd suggest this might be prime time when her to-do list clears out.
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09-28-13 14:32 #11377Senior Member

Posts: 693Review: Andra
http://jacksonville.backpage.com/Bod...ith-39/4777479
Going to give this: "2 Stars- Repeat if desperate"
I would give her 3 stars for good performance but the advertising is a little deceiving. They must be from 10 years ago. She is an upper 40 something that is just average in attractiveness so if you wake up one day and want to get your cougar on she MIGHT be worth a try.
An A for effort though because she asked me what I wanted her to wear before I went to her OP hotel location and had a selection of lingerie and stuff. The ad says bodyrub but really the whole GFE experience is on tap and she seemed to genuinely get into and enjoy a good pounding. Ain't it funny that way with the older ones?
She's indeed from Germany with an obvious accent, kind of on the tall side and with what I detect is a little streak of kink in that vague European way.
She's one of those girls that I refer to as a MMEM (moms making ends meet) defined as a kind of a part-timer with kids, sometimes posts sometimes not, supplementing her income, with no obvious drug problems, basically an average 'shmo' and not a 'PRO'.
Again, A for effort but minus 1 star for the pictures. YMMV as always.
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09-28-13 13:58 #11376Senior Member

Posts: 693Review: Melody
http://jacksonville.backpage.com/Fem...-it-36/3371373
This is a tough one. I swear I want to give her 3 stars but I think I need to give her 2. So it is "2 Stars-Repeat if desperate". You may need to decide for yourself if she belongs as a regular in your Rolodex (for those of you old enough to know what a Rolodex is) Here's why. She's a really sweet girl but I feel she is "treading water" with the battle that many of the girls have. Treading water in the sense that she is keeping things together but just barely and one wrong move and she'll fall down that valley. What was once a smoking hot spinner body has now become kind of a scrawny figure. Last I know she was in an apartment off of the Collins and Blanding area (with male roommate who minds his business). She's not from the titty bar lineage of girls on BP so she's not cold and jaded as some. She comes from a prior existence of bikini modeling, spinning records in nightclubs (she was an actual DJ somewhere) , and overall party girl fabulous people lifestyle so she comes across as artsy, hippy, and musical. Real nice person and all the GFE essentials are on tap. (bbj or CBJ may depend on how comfortable she is with you, it took me about 2 visits) I hope she keeps it together for her sake. YMMV and YOMD (your opinion may differ)
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09-28-13 13:16 #11375Senior Member

Posts: 693Review: Jaime
http://jacksonville.backpage.com/Fem...als-21/5361773
Continuing with what I consider the "3 Star-Repeatable" ladies is Jaime. Called her once and had a nice visit in OP. Sweet and GFE. Upon first call she was rather suspicious but I think it's because my Google Voice I use for mongering has an out of town area code. I think I need to change it to a 904 because it throws some girls off. Even beyond the phone number she was quite careful on the phone even though all I usually say is "Are you free tonight, do you want to hang out?" I will say that the figure is a teency bit more square than the pictures make out to be so what can I say, she knows how to pose for a camera. But otherwise the bbj, cfs, green eyes, And 20 something goodness make for a combination I could call again.
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09-28-13 10:13 #11374Senior Member

Posts: 1062Epic reviews TomCat4871
Great reviews man, you included pics, link, details, and a metric rating for 3 providers. I love post like this, keep it up!
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09-28-13 08:32 #11373Senior Member

Posts: 112Backpage girl. Beware. 207-XXX-0208
I posted this in ripoff reports as well, I hope it's ok to post it here too. I just want everyone to know to stay clear of this provider!
1. Not the girl in the pics!
2. She doesn't get undressed for the quoted price!
3. She's a *****!
4. She's an idiot!
http://jacksonville.backpage.com/Fem...-ss-19/5391697
207-XXX-0208.
Stay away!
Be safe, have fun, be safe,
P Smith
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09-28-13 06:13 #11372Senior Member

Posts: 32Great Reviews by TomCat
TomCat posted some great reviews below. Thanks for the info on them. I like how He posted a photo with his review.
It's much better than putting a backpage link that expires.
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09-28-13 00:56 #11371Senior Member

Posts: 412Angie
I may catch flack due to my low post count but I have been a member for quite some time and know quite a few girls from town personally whom I consider "safe" and clean. I have known Angie for some time and her front door was kicked in so she had a security system including cameras installed on the main floor.
I will play devils advocate and ask what if a provider actually took a picture or video, what would they do with it? Unless you gave your full name and address not too much could be done. Let's say they posted it on the net somewhere, it's a pretty big place so how would your significant other find that pic or video? Tin eye won't find it unless your significant other has the same pic to search for.
Maybe the provider had a second party record your license plate? No offense to the provider but I doubt highly that very few of them could do a public records search and / or go through with an extortion scheme. Typically they are users so stringing coherent thoughts together just is not going to happen.
There is a back story with a local provider Angie tried to help but now that provider is causing issues.
Again, this is my narrow viewpoint but I will continue to see Angie and my trusted others. It has worked for 8 years with no issues and I expect it to continue. PM me for any details, happy hunting and be safe!
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09-27-13 21:55 #11370Senior Member

Posts: 74I desperately had to watch some porn.
After I saw that (and what was below).
You know how sometimes you taste a bad bite eating your chicken. And you just have to, just have to, flush it down with a huge gulp of wine.
Goes without saying, to each his own. I would stick to the 20-somes, with all their drama, unpredictability and flakiness.
A bientôt,
DSK.
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09-27-13 21:07 #11369Regular Member

Posts: 5I wish these posts had a "like" button
We're fortunate that providers who are so bad they have to post their own reviews and LEO keep making these dumb mistakes. I however will stick to the advice of our beloved seniors like SG.
Originally Posted by Stewie Griffin
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09-27-13 20:17 #11368Senior Member

Posts: 1410LOL Awwww
Originally Posted by BigDaddy1980
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Your very first post and it is already going badly...
You newbies do crack me up sometimes. If you are going to post a review of yourself try and not give the ad management link. It kind of gives you away pretty easily.
My experience was not at all like yours with her, but I guess we all know why that is. Thanks for the laugh.
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09-27-13 20:10 #11367Senior Member

Posts: 693Review: Shugga
http://jacksonville.backpage.com/Bod...gga-29/4115255
Going to step up here to a few 3 Star ladies which I consider "Repeatable". Meaning the itch got scratched, wasn't half bad looking and her attitude / demeanor was nice enough that I wouldn't have reservations and "MAY" call them back at some future date.
Shugga is 3 stars. Big ol boobies and a so-so square tush which I wasn't crazy about. Kindy of on the chunky side so to each persons taste. She's what I call a MEM (Making Ends Meet) or to be more specific a MMEM (Moms Making Ends Meet). This is my general term for a non-pro or semi-pro part-timer without major drug problems whose down to earth and not wacked out. Just supplementing the paycheck to help out with the kiddies. Anyway, her session was an ok massage followed by a bbjcim. Didn't seem to be an FS person but I think that could change with familiarity. Overall not a bad time and a nice lady. When I last saw her she worked out of her own apartment off of 103 East of Blanding.
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09-27-13 19:52 #11366Senior Member

Posts: 693Review: Natasha the Italian Seduction
http://jacksonville.backpage.com/Fem...ion-35/4402845
2 Stars-Repeat if nothing better.
She stated she can be available at 5am. Gosh darnit she sure is! I met her at 5:15am one morning before a trip to the airport. Currently in a townhouse in Mayport. She's kind of a part timer or something. Says she has a receptionist day job at a chiropractors office in PV so she's a working girl in both senses of the word. Was a little suspicious because she has 2 roomates (male) but since this was not a hotel I felt a little safer that shit would not be going down. I might have made a different decision in some other westside or northside neighborhood but the area was ok and she told me not to worry about them. She seemed nice enough and we headed upstairs and had a pretty good bbj session but damn. No CFS! Left with the sense that more would be available on later dates. Was an ok experience, got the itch scratched.

















