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**Pinche Gringo** · 09-27-13 01:39

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**Robert Palli** · 09-26-13 22:46

Alessia is one of the only truly genuine ladies on the board. Most of the girls are "pretenders" who pretend to be a certain type of person when in fact they are complete bitches in real life and it shows through sometimes when they are in a irritable mood. Alessia, on the other hand, is a truly genuine and down to earth person. She is honest, open and great to be around. Her rates are very very reasonable and she is eager to please. I highly recommend her. I have seen 40+ HX girls and I would say she is easily the best in terms of attitude and service and in the Top 10 in terms of looks as well.

L: F:8 Very pretty face, nice big eyes, nice cheeks and great breath (not a smoker) B: 8. 5 Nice breasts 36c nice ass and very good hygiene

A: 9. 5 Very genuine, eager to please and into it.

S: DFK was awesome, kissed tongue to tongue and bit my lips. BBJ was great with some deepthroat and ball licking and she even went down to do some rimming which was nice. We did cowgirl, missionary and then cowgirl anal and doggie anal. I finished in her mouth.

E: 140 hh.

R: I would like to but never had a chance to. I think every guy should try her out.

www.humaniplex.com/profiles/alessiabanks

**Robert Palli** · 09-26-13 22:32

#31 Pure-beauty Girl #29.

L:9 Face 9 Body 9 She has a good looking face and body, tits are a bit small though and.

A: 8 (friendly and cheerful) SHE WAS DRUNK AND WASTED when I saw her, thought service was still good I found this a bit offputting.

S: 9 (DFK (very nice and sensual) , bbj (above average, good spit and suction some deepthroat) , DATY (average taste, smell, very tight thoughh) pussy is tight. Ass nice and firm and breasts 36c beautiful naturals. CIM (very nice as not in menu)

E: 180 hhr plus 15 for parking.

R: No due to being drunk, She is a girl and not a woman as she is immature enough to get drunk during appointments.

http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/PURE-BEAUTY

**Robert Palli** · 09-26-13 19:47

Originally Posted by Cloud5162 [View Original Post]

Do you have the link to her hx profile? I'm too dumb and I can't find it on hx.

Www.humaniplex.com/profiles/chavez

**WoodYee** · 09-26-13 14:12

Originally Posted by Robert Palli [View Original Post]

LASER.

L: F:8. 5 without makeup, probably 9. 5 with makeup based on photos.

Body: again 8. 5 without tan, probably 9 with tan, wearing casual tshirt and panties, not the sexy getups in photos but still not bad.

A:9 very friendly accomodating cheerful nice.

S: 9 lfk CBJ fov cg missionary doggie. Nice ass and nice breasts.

E:100 15 min (got 20)

R: maybe no because I like variety.

http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/NIKKI_QT

Does she visit OC often? Looks like she's listed from Vegas. Wouldn't mind setting something up with her.

-Woodyee

**Cloud5162** · 09-26-13 13:50

Do you have the link to her hx profile? I'm too dumb and I can't find it on hx.

Originally Posted by Robert Palli [View Original Post]

Session #1.

She is pretty good. 5'0 brazilian woman but probably raised here because no accent, beautiful fake 36 dd and nice nipple piercings. Face 9/10 beautiful green eyes beautiful soft cheeks lips soft and full. Breath is great, nice clean mouth. Body 9/10 nice no fats muscular and toned fitness body with nice ass and nice abs and pussy 9/10 wet moist responsive Rim 9/10 very good good deep tongue action sitting standing and even overhang with my ass on her mouth. Bbj 10/10 best I've ever had. Mad skills cowgirl 9/10 missionary 9/10 very sensual dfk awesome time will probably repeat cause I had a great time.

200 for hhr well worth it.

Do you has the link on hx of her, because I'm dumb and I can't find it.

Thank you

I have to say I had one of my best experiences to date today. I have been having an awesome last few weeks. Just a good streak.

I made the 1 hour trip up to sherman oaks to see Eliza Chavez after doing some research, pming some peole in her network and so on. I am so glad I took the risk. Usually I never drive more than 15 miles, but it was well worth it.

I arrived a bit early and got really confused and so ended up on time even though I was early to the location because it was a little confusing finding the front entrance. But I suggest coming 15 minutes early just in case you get confused like me the first time you go to this location. It is shared with QOD / dahlia denyle and other SFV girls so once you go there it shoudl be easy to find again. I got up to the apartment and beautiful latina opened the door. (She is now independent!)

The first thing I noticed were her eyes. Sparking Green Eyes. And a beautiful alabaster complexion. Her photos make her look a little dark skinned or tanned but she is really fair skinned like colombian or spanish. She is brazilian but has no accent. I am thining she has been the in the states for a long time. She started with a nice deep kiss and I went in for a shower. This is where I was impressed. A nice clean towel was provided by her, q tips, mouthwash. 4 types of body soap including my favorite unscented dove, the scents drive my allergies crazy. Most girls have some cheap0 crap from walmart but this was all high quality. I felt really good about this. Also the apartment itself is very clean with nice sofas, pillows, etc. It had a middle eastern style to it and I wonder why. I get out of the shower and she is lying on the bed naked with her big 36 dd fake tits outs. My dick grew 4 inches.

She is about 28 years old and I can describe her as a monicadaze1 plus 5 years and about 50% way more skillz in every dept.

L: 9 Face is very pretty 9/10 beautiful green eyes, beautiful skin, , soft cheeks, soft full lips Body 9/10 fitness toned body, rock hard abs, ass and legs. She is very muscular and toned but still womanly and feminine which is an awesome combination.

A:10 very willing to please did whatever I asked.

S: DFK with deep tongue kisses and lip rolling and sensual kissing of my nipples. BBJ 10/10 I don't say this lightly but this was the best bbj I had in a really really long time, in probably a few years. The last one this good wasn't even in the states. Deepthroat all the way to the bases with absolutely no teeth or gagging. She has little or no gag reflex. While chloe. Luv gags a lot and my. Bell uses teeth a lot, this was the protypical perfect porn blowjob and it felt heavenly. Pussy 9/10 clean, wet by the time I put FIV FOV, she is obviously one of doesn't just fake it, cause it was real wetness. We did 69 and she deepthroated me the whole time while I ate her pussy tongue fucked it and tongue fucked her asshole which got her even more wet. NO FIA but FOA is ok. Then came the rimming, wow 9/10 rimming with deep tongue action after giving me a dt bbj and even I stood up and she rimmed me standing up and even spit on my ass a few time, which I thought was really hot because it reminded me of a porno. Got me really hard. I did some head over the edge and we did cowgirl 9/10 because she really rides up and down well, kisses your neck and dfks in between, exactly like sabrina. Acosta did which you guys didn't read but will soon, must be a south american thing, they are just good lovers I think. We did missionary and she did the same thing and I did it to her to and it was really like sensual where I kissed her dfk and kissed her neck and cheeks and then I did some more rimming on me and head over the edge and I came in her mouth and she spit out and was friendly all throughout even till the end. No rush and never looked at the clock. I came a few minutes early but ended up leaving a few minutes late.

E: 200 for hhr, well worth it in my book.

R: Hell yes, but SFV is so far, but I think I will do it. Maybe for a hr next time. (I did repeat with her as an indy, good, in the oc)

Just hopefully future sessions aren't cash register experiences, but we will see.

#66 Chavez visit #2.

Saw her at 7:05am on 9/4/2013 at

L: Face is a strong 8, beautiful green eyes, awesome soft kissable cheeks, nice high cheekbones and nice sensual mouth and fresh breath and impeccable hygiene (not a smoker) Body 9 Beautifully done breasts like 32 see (best I've seen) and abs are rock solid and ass is nice and pert and tone and legs are toned. Weighs 99 lbs and is 5 feet. Petite spinner. Nice long brown hair.

A: Very friendly, cheerful, eager to please, totally into it and asked several times if I had a good time. 9/10.

S: 9/10.

DFK is wonderful with tongue action and lip curling. Tits were great to play with and nipples were long and erect. Her pussy is fresh tasty and clean. NO FIV OR FIA though. Did a great bbjdt several time without gagging. Did 69 with DATY and dato and bbjdt. She did bls and ball sucking and then I got on all fours and got a few minutes of nice rimming with ball play and sucking interspersed. She does a pretty good rimmer, not a tongue fucking on the inside but she does like on the outside well and does tease the inside a bit. The combo of ball play and rimming and sucking was nice though. Jumped on for girl which was excellent as I played with tits, dfked her and grabbed her ass during. She rides very well with lots of energy and effort, really into it. Switched to missionary where she was very tight and wet and I played with her clit during and dfked her too. When I was about to cum I came in her mouth and she spit it out in the sink. All in all a good time but a little high at 200 hhr with rimming (160 base plus 40 rimming) If it were 150-160 inclusive of rimming I would repeat a lot)

E: 200 hhr with rimming.

R: Maybe but I wish the prices were a bit lower, even 50 bucks would make me come back once a month.

$11573 spent total 59 girls 66 sessions 5/2012-9/2013

**Plastique** · 09-26-13 13:43

Originally Posted by Walker Ranger [View Original Post]

So I set up a date for 8:30pm with a level 3. Destination is a lower tier motel chain. When I get there. 2 cop cars with lights blazing in the parking lot. All I keep thinking about is the whole "be safe" motto and I bail. I text her about LOE in parking lot and she then text bombs me and calls me saying I'm a douche etc, etc, etc. What would you guys had done, and should I just move on or try to salvage this provider.

I would've done the same in your shoes. Just PM the provider in question and explain what happened and be courteous. If she accepts it then nice and dandy. If not don't get hung up about it, lots of fish in the hx sea.

**Plastique** · 09-26-13 13:35

Originally Posted by WHM69 [View Original Post]

Are the pictures accurate with those asian places? I don't mean an accurate representation, but the actual girl? There's about 4 or 5 of them on HX, and they generally have positive network feedback, but I'm not sure if I trust it.

The reputable ones do (although the faces are usually heavily blurred ). AsianDreamGirls, AsianPrincesses, AsianHealth, AsianSports, AsianWorld are the ones I've tried and have been satisfied with the quality of their girls visually speaking.

**Robert Palli** · 09-26-13 12:37

Originally Posted by Walker Ranger [View Original Post]

So I set up a date for 8:30pm with a level 3. Destination is a lower tier motel chain. When I get there. 2 cop cars with lights blazing in the parking lot. All I keep thinking about is the whole "be safe" motto and I bail. I text her about LOE in parking lot and she then text bombs me and calls me saying I'm a douche etc, etc, etc. What would you guys had done, and should I just move on or try to salvage this provider.

Move on, she is obviously not at all concerned with your safety. I would suggest putting her name here so we all know to avoid her as it is very unsafe to suggest you go into a place when cops are outside. She obviously had no regard for your safety.

**WHM69** · 09-26-13 11:20

Originally Posted by Plastique [View Original Post]

Azndreamgirls and its sister agency tend to be more hit and miss than the IOA agencies, but they do have a few gems. They've got Hannah who is probably my second favorite Asian HX girl.

Are the pictures accurate with those asian places? I don't mean an accurate representation, but the actual girl? There's about 4 or 5 of them on HX, and they generally have positive network feedback, but I'm not sure if I trust it.

**Plastique** · 09-26-13 03:23

Azndreamgirls and its sister agency tend to be more hit and miss than the IOA agencies, but they do have a few gems. They've got Hannah who is probably my second favorite Asian HX girl.

Originally Posted by Robert Palli [View Original Post]

#68 61th girl $11913 9/16/2013 1:00 pm Crystal from azndreamgirls.

The booker is very ridiculous, talks in a low voice so I couldn't even hear him.

L: F8 B7 Face is good she has big eyes and nice smile and soft cheeks but is a smoker and I could smell it. Body is ok with 36cc nice tits and nice ass but 5-10 lbs extra in the midsection. A 6 She is friendly but interested in finishing and didn't rim until I asked her and it was covered rimming too and didn't dfk until I initiated in missionary. Kind of going through the motions not into it. S 6 overall Tongue bath was good 8/10 kissed my legs and ass and back and I was excited but it went downhill from there. BBJ 6/10 average at best very short and no dt didn't let me touch her head or even back to attempt more suction and dt. Kind of like white girl service. CG terrible can't ride at all. Missionary ok with being doing all the work and brief dfk I initiated. Doggie good with nice ass and tits but seriously not into it at all. Also no DATY because she lubed up and I didn't want to go down on that. E 180 hh pretty expensive.

R HELL NO I will never go to a non IOA place again.

www.humaniplex.com/profiles/azndreamgirls

**Walker Ranger** · 09-26-13 02:03

So I set up a date for 8:30pm with a level 3. Destination is a lower tier motel chain. When I get there. 2 cop cars with lights blazing in the parking lot. All I keep thinking about is the whole "be safe" motto and I bail. I text her about LOE in parking lot and she then text bombs me and calls me saying I'm a douche etc, etc, etc. What would you guys had done, and should I just move on or try to salvage this provider.

**Robert Palli** · 09-26-13 01:26

LASER.

L: F:8. 5 without makeup, probably 9. 5 with makeup based on photos.

Body: again 8. 5 without tan, probably 9 with tan, wearing casual tshirt and panties, not the sexy getups in photos but still not bad.

A:9 very friendly accomodating cheerful nice.

S: 9 lfk CBJ fov cg missionary doggie. Nice ass and nice breasts.

E:100 15 min (got 20)

R: maybe no because I like variety.

http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/NIKKI_QT

**Slugfest2** · 09-26-13 00:17

Originally Posted by Robert Palli [View Original Post]

I don't think she's on anymore as I haven't seen her active since Dec 2012. But she was an ok lay.

#6 Kendaldreams Girl #5.

Kendal dreams looks like a past clasmate of mine. Very Weird! She is good looking tall 5'7' thin and big fake tits, but I didn't like the big fake tits. NO dfk, only lfk / light kiss. Good BBJ lots of spit saliva and teeth. Paid 300 for 30 mins with greek. Put fingers in her ass but she didn't like it and finally got about 10 mins in her ass but she resisted and purposely tightened. Did cowgirl vagina, doggie vagina and finally anal doggie after much try try fingering. Finished with cim, high mileage girl, don't repeat. Already a guy coming in and one leaving before. Paid 300 for 30 minutes.

www.humaniplex.com/profiles/kendaldreams

Well YMMV for Kendal. When I went to see her. She is full blown GFE. Lots of DFK, great BBBJ with NO teeth. For bolt ons I enjoyed them alot. Love how she dresses up for me on many occasions. She's in school so that's why she isn't available except for her few regulars she still see.

**Robert Palli** · 09-25-13 23:58

#68 61th girl $11913 9/16/2013 1:00 pm Crystal from azndreamgirls.

The booker is very ridiculous, talks in a low voice so I couldn't even hear him.

L: F8 B7 Face is good she has big eyes and nice smile and soft cheeks but is a smoker and I could smell it. Body is ok with 36cc nice tits and nice ass but 5-10 lbs extra in the midsection. A 6 She is friendly but interested in finishing and didn't rim until I asked her and it was covered rimming too and didn't dfk until I initiated in missionary. Kind of going through the motions not into it. S 6 overall Tongue bath was good 8/10 kissed my legs and ass and back and I was excited but it went downhill from there. BBJ 6/10 average at best very short and no dt didn't let me touch her head or even back to attempt more suction and dt. Kind of like white girl service. CG terrible can't ride at all. Missionary ok with being doing all the work and brief dfk I initiated. Doggie good with nice ass and tits but seriously not into it at all. Also no DATY because she lubed up and I didn't want to go down on that. E 180 hh pretty expensive.

R HELL NO I will never go to a non IOA place again.

www.humaniplex.com/profiles/azndreamgirls