Massage Parlor Reports

[MrSunnyHills]

I must be losing it in my old age. For the second time in weeks I've taken one for the team and been more than a little disappointed.

I've been seeing ads for Merrifield Wellness which is located behind the Target and boasts of the "! MOST GENTLE AND BEAUTIFUL MASSEUSE IN THE WORLD!" With a claim like that I had to check it out.

My first clue that disappointment was looming on the horizon was the lack of a wall, or door, between the hallway and the treatment room. There is a mostly opaque curtain. Clue two was the presence of a top sheet on the massage table. Alarm bells are now clanging, but hope springs eternal. And the masseuse was young and cute.

But all my hopes were squelched when my efforts at roaming were quickly rebuffed and I was told "we don't massage THAT part here!"

If you are looking for "The Perfect Place To Relax and De-Stress" you might wast to look somewhere else. The massage wasn't too bad, but I left more stressed than I arrived.

If experienced old timers like RF have problems, it seems to reinforce my decision to do a lot less exploring than I used to - especially of KAMPs, at least when stuck here in DC / NOVA. I have a regular here, do a few CAMPs and do more while out traveling. What a pain when you can't even count on the KAMPs for a basic NOVA finish, even given a $80 door fee. Sucks! As PC would say. I wish I was back in SoCal. My first house was in the heart of San Gabriel Valley. Home of asian value.

[S 1157]

Ok so I went back here Thursday since my last trip was so much fun. Nice therapist, but very mechanical and standard finish, so looks like my friends that said I must have gotten a rare one were right, this was not anywhere close to my last trip.

[Skirite Hound]

June, from M&M in Franconia, has moved to this new place in Springfield. It's tucked away behind the Air Plus air conditioning business. You can't see it from Old Keene Mill Road. It's decent, with a table shower. June is a good provider, but you can distract her by getting her talking too much. The massage suffers in that case. That's one advantage of providers that don't speak English.

[HavanaDreaming]

Went to the new Sawatdee Thai Spa on Gallows Road, they have been open about a month now.

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/n...096182288.html

I saw Dede for the 90 minute grand opening special, a great straight massage with no extras. KK is one of the partners and she she used to offer "smiles" at the end as an independent. No extras but it was a great massage.

[The Nub]

Stopped by for therapy and I was greeted by my therapist at the door. Tiny k-girl, under 5", I'd put her around 30, looked kind of cute. Massage was medium pressure, average for an AMP. I guess mamasan was out, because my therapist seemed to be in charge of the phone, she walked out twice during my session to answer the phone. She was very apologetic. After the flip an ok therapy, decent technique and I was left stress free. I roamed UTC up north, and UTC lightly on the rear.

Overall it was an average session, nothing to rave about. But the therapist was kind of cute and younger than most. Total damage 0. 8 + 0. 4

[Ymmv Alot]

I stopped today and paid MMS for the hour. She subsequently introduced me to Nichole. It was a very busy day for them, but I was not rushed at all.

Nichole is a fine MT (over 35, pleasant in all aspects).

The first part of the massage was on the TS. I truly enjoy the hot water and the smoothness of the firm massage strokes.

No back-walking in the room (OK with me) , but a good, therapeutic Swedish massage (as requested).

I liked Nichole and consider this a massage experience I want to repeat, but as is true in most things.

YMMV Alot

[Amp Bum]

I haven't found any reports for this place close to silver. K MMS but C provider (s). The first time I went, I got a 40-ish Chinese MILF from Bejiing. I paid. 8 for the hour and in-and-out in 30 minutes. She said she was tired and promised the full hour next time.

On the second visit, the first one I met wasn't there. I got another 40-ish Chinese from Shanghai with a nice body but not so great face. She was definitely more playful than the first one. I paid. 8 for the hour and in-and-out in 45 minutes. Both times were a thorough TS and standard NOVA. Not sure I'd repeat but only because I was shorted both times and I was really interested in getting a good massage. I think if I brought up the shortened time, they'd give me the full hour but I didn't want to push it.

[Xnyong]

Here's one thing you can do to help overcome the language barrier, amigo: Keep a small (I. E, business-sized) card in your wallet, with the following three symbols on them. Place the symbols on the cards in either a low-to-high order or a high-to-low order. Then, all you need to do is show her the card, point, and wait for her reply. You'll find that helps overcome many language barrier problems. Good luck, and have fun.

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Definitions for those 3 cards.

[MassageAl]

So I was out and about the other day and I stumbled upon the Prince Therapy. It looked like the typical AMP, simple sign, blinds closed and in an out of the way business complex. I had free time so I went in. I was greeted at the door by Suki, very pretty girl and very nice. She tells me they can only do half hour because of appointments and that I will have to wait for 5 min while she finishes with another customer, If this was one of you I'm sorry I interrupted you massage. As we were going to the room I'm pretty sure I saw the Mama-san just standing there I thought it was odd she didn't answer the door and let Suki finish, Whatever.

So I give her .6 for the massage and she get's right to it, no TS just a quick rub with a warm towel. The massage is really just a body rub, nice, but nothing to write home about. On the flip she has ask for ID to make sure I'm over 21, something that could have been done at the door, but again whatever, and she get's right to an HJ. The part I liked best was there was no discussion about donations for said HJ. I was allowed to let my hands roam over her clothes and she just focused on finishing, no rush or complaining and switching hands and telling me to hurry up which was sweet. Because she wasn't pushy I was able to finish quickly and really enjoyed it. I tipped. 4 and she was grateful, she didn't ask or anything. I will go back again, but only because Suki was a very good provider. If you look up Prince Therapy on Backpage it is under therapeutic massages not bodyrubs.

Now a few of the places I have been the ladies have been doing this Blow thing during the finish, blowing on to my member while jerking in. Does this bother anyone else or just me? And is it all the common?

[Krakatoa]

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That might be useful if I knew what it meant. Could be the lunch menu for all I know.

[Roamin Roman]

Checked out Mei last week. Figured any place that advertises this much must believe in what they're selling. Found a pretty standard KAMP.

Location is discreet, in back of a small office park facing 495. Seems to be a pretty big facility, with one or two exit doors. I arrived early in the day and found two (both) therapists sitting on the curb smoking. One served as MMS and showed me in. Music was weird Asian pop. Shower was in a nice big room-but no table-administered standing up. Dang! I've already forgot the girl's name. She was short. 30-ish, not bad looking but just slightly pudgy. She had extremely limited English which made it difficult to explore the menu or even the roaming. Massage was average, HJ very good. I might go again, but there are many choices these days.

Here's one thing you can do to help overcome the language barrier, amigo: Keep a small (I. E, business-sized) card in your wallet, with the following three symbols on them. Place the symbols on the cards in either a low-to-high order or a high-to-low order. Then, all you need to do is show her the card, point, and wait for her reply. You'll find that helps overcome many language barrier problems. Good luck, and have fun.







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[Ymmv Alot]

Well I am fairly new to this, but I have a feeling this is a YMMV place, I just happened to hit at a good time. I have never asked for a line up, I always feel bad asking for one, because usually who answers is the provider. Any advice on this? Thanks.

I am not a customer of all places, but each place that I patronize advertises for a therapeutic massage from a licensed provider (I've seen the certificates on the wall). If you are expecting anything else.

YMMV Alot.

PS. Some hobbyists ask for a line-up, some don't. The key is to be recognized by the manager as a reliable, drama-free, repeat client. A good business relationship with the manager may not be critical, but it is certainly helpful.

[S 1157]

They actually do have a shower. Your story of services rendered seems quite remarkable bordering on the unbelievable. Dp

Well I am fairly new to this, but I have a feeling this is a YMMV place, I just happened to hit at a good time. I have never asked for a line up, I always feel bad asking for one, because usually who answers is the provider. Any advice on this? Thanks.

[Lee Mansg]

Stopped by here a few days ago on my way to the airport and had a nice dream. Did a quick 30 minutes due to a lack of time. Provider was late 30's, small C's. Nice back rub and started some OTC roaming, which she liked. On the flip she closed the door and smiled. Due to the lack of time the fun was limited to 69, DATY, and a BBBJCIM. She seemed to enjoy herself and I hope to return to have another dream when time permits. Just wish they had a table shower.

Based in this report I went to the Prince Therapy on BACKLICK ROAD, SPRINGFIELD got a oldest provider and got a shower, and she is in a rush to send me home. Saying that I'm taking too long to finish ALL IN all I was there just 10 min. Either this guy went to a another spa or he is a promoter. Please stay away.

[Idk85]

They actually do have a shower. Your story of services rendered seems quite remarkable bordering on the unbelievable. Dp

Yea, I think it might of actually been a dream!